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What Can You Buy with Your #WomanCard? The Possibilities Are Endless!

By Courtney Enlow | Seriously Random Lists | April 27, 2016 |


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Recently, Donald Trump has frequently accused Hillary Clinton of playing “the woman card.” And, can you blame her? IT’S THE BEST CARD. You get points for miles and everything! Well, .77 miles for every man-mile, BUT STILL. Here are some wonderful things you can get with your woman card!

Shoes

Something pretty, little lady

Three-quarters of a cheesecake or something, I don’t know

Tampons (with tax)

Did I mention shoes?

A phone to pretend you’re on while walking home alone

A respectable outfit so you don’t get yourself assaulted, you little minx

A slew of society-induced body and self-esteem issues

A mean case of imposter syndrome

Internalized misogyny

Near-constant stripping of reproductive rights and access to care

Growing numbers of sexual assault in the military

Discrimination in the tech world and academia

A higher propensity toward mental illness

Constant harassment online

Shoes probably

* The woman card is subject to an APR of 24.56% and a lifetime of never feeling good enough. Order today!


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