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We Hate it When Our Friends Become Successful: The Most Egregious Best Actor/Actress Oscar Errors

By Cindy Davis | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (80)



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We say we don’t care about the Academy Awards, but just mention the fact that Julia Roberts somehow managed to get herself one and see if you don’t get an earful. I mean, come the fork on—anyone who has ever seen Julia Roberts in anything knows she hasn’t got an ounce of actor blood in her veins. (Okay, maybe I’m a little off on that because her brother is a fine actor. But you get my point, right?) She sucks. And Erin Brockovich sucked. So stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

Now here’s the list; just you try to argue with me:

5: Tom Hanks: Forrest Gump:

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I don’t give a crud who he was up against, this slow-talking bullshit performance was exactly that: bullshit. Hanks can be a great actor—his win for Philadelphia the year before was completely deserved—which is why this win was like a Bubba Gump Shrimp Ass Motherfucking slap in the face.

4. Kathy Bates: Misery:

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Quite simply, this was a year of not particularly memorable performances and so the Academy threw up their hands and said, “Screw it! We’ll give it to the underdog.” Was she decent? Sure. Was it an Oscar winning performance? Hell no. Up against Meryl Streep, Angelica Huston and Joanne Woodward (and inexplicably, Julia Roberts again), surely they could have picked any one of them and it would have been more credible.

3. Sandra Bullock: The Blind Side:

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How can anyone ever take the Academy seriously again? Sandra Bullock? Up against Carey Mulligan for An Education, Helen Fucking Mirren for The Last Station and Gabourey Sidibe for Precious; are you kidding me? Not to mention, Meryl Streep, who even on her lightest day of acting in Julia & Julia could kick Sandra Bullock’s ass all over the place. This was a disgrace.

2. Julia Roberts: Erin Brockovich:

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We all know she can’t act her way out of a paper bag. Roberts’ attempt at being seductive—letting her bra show as she did her signature clunky man-walk—was as massive a failure as her trying to be commonplace or earnest.

1. Gwyneth Paltrow: Shakespeare in Love:

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By far, the worst Acting Oscar mistake—I still cringe when I think about it. Up against Cate Blanchett’s phenomenal and mesmerizing performance as Queen Elisabeth I, in Elizabeth, it is completely and utterly ludicrous that the Goopster won. There is no justifying this decision. Paltrow pretending to be a boy:

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Blanchett as Elizabeth:

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A travesty…









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Comments

Kathy Bates doesn't bother me that much, but I'll admit I haven't seen any of the performances she was up against that year. I probably would've put Sean "Is that my Oscar in there?!" Penn in Mystic River on here. Great actor, but he was NOT better than Bill Murray that year.

Posted by: Todd at April 29, 2011 5:09 PM

But Sandra Bullock had that great salt of the earth Southern tough nosed drawl and sure did help out that nice black fella. Right? Right?

Posted by: Repo at April 29, 2011 5:13 PM

I'm gonna disagree with your number 1, only because I don't think Gwyneth was terrible in that movie. She gave a good - hell, great - performance. Is Cate more awesome? Undoubtedly. But it's not the weakness that Sandra Bullock's performance is. (and I *like* Sandra Bullock. It's just that part didn't require very much of her)

Posted by: Sara Tonin at April 29, 2011 5:17 PM

Blanchett got her Oscar for the Aviator. She shouldn't have won that year, but whatever. She deserves an Oscar, just not that one.

Murray is hunting for one and he better get it. He thought he was going to get it for Steve Zissou, but yeah.

Posted by: maka at April 29, 2011 5:25 PM

That header picture is causing me to hear her voice and her laugh inside my head. The combination of that and Bullock and Paltrow's voices is melting my brain! It's maddening. Always touching something. I accuse God for the murder of eternity. It tastes purple in here. You better start fryin them eggs up a little better than what you been fryin 'em. MAKE IT STOP!!!!

Posted by: Paultera at April 29, 2011 5:25 PM

Julia Roberts--yes! exactly! There are three grievous errors for which I cannot forgive the Academy: Crash over Brokeback Mountain for Best Picture; Juno over Lars and the Real Girl for Best Original Screenplay; and Julia Roberts over Ellen Burstyn for Best Actress. I went off on a raging monologue about it just the other day! Have you seen Burstyn's performance in Requiem for a Dream? There is NO WAY anyone out-acted her that year. Sweet jeebus, she broke my heart...and then the Academy stomped all over it by snubbing her. Gah.

Thank you for giving me another opportunity to spew my vitriol over the 2000 Oscars. Time to let it go, ya think?

Posted by: melia at April 29, 2011 5:32 PM

@Paultera - best Dancing Outlaw reference I've heard today. Can I have your costly sunglasses?

Posted by: kemp ridley at April 29, 2011 5:37 PM

RANDY NEWMAN RANDY NEWMAN RANDY NEWMAN. What? This is a thread about actors? I don't care. RAAAAAAAANDY NEEEEEEEEWMAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!

Posted by: Joanna Robinson at April 29, 2011 5:39 PM

Cindy Davis, you have just made a strong adversary. Kathy Bates gives the best performance by an actress of the 90s in Misery and you scoff at it. Well scoff away. I'll just be sitting here appreciating the finer points of selling insane Midwestern power-lifting forced-into-retirement nurse with a Liberace fetish with subtly and nuance. I'll keep pointing out how in every scene the character could have gone from terror to camp and how any other actress would not have brought the raw physicality and believable vulnerable to a cruel and vicious character. It's a harder balancing act than Mo'Nique had in Precious because at least her character is grounded in reality. There are abusive mothers aplenty, but there aren't many female psychopaths with expert sledgehammer handling skills. Annie Wilkes is a purebred monster created by a strange writer's persistent paranoia. That people could even begin to sympathize with her before she turns the crazy up to 11 is a remarkable achievement in actressing.

And don't you go acting like Angelica Huston was bad in The Grifters or Mia Farrow wasn't unceremoniously snubbed for Alice. And if Julia Roberts was going to win an Oscar, it should have been for Pretty Woman, which was an effortless breakout role for the increasingly mediocre romcom actress. Joanne Woodward was no slouch in Mr. & Mrs. Bridge, either.

Posted by: Robert at April 29, 2011 5:42 PM

1999 - Roberto Bernigni won Best Actor for a movie in which he teaches his son that the Nazi concentration camp they are held in is all just a silly game in order to protect the boy's precious young psyche (or something). He then spends the rest of the movie trying to protect his kid from the extra danger he puts himself into thinking this whole thing is a game. Way to go dad. I still can't believe this movie exists, much less someone won an Oscar over it. Not only that, but it turns out Bernigni's character behaves exactly like the real Bernigni, so...acting! Just goes to prove the Holocaust gets the attention of the Academy every time.

THE WORST

Posted by: dagnabbit at April 29, 2011 5:47 PM

Halle Berry. Did you forget about her?

Posted by: citizen_cris at April 29, 2011 5:48 PM

Emily Watson in Breaking the Waves > Francis McDormand in Fargo.

Posted by: Skyler Durden at April 29, 2011 6:03 PM

cris, Halle Berry did more in the last five minutes of Monster's Ball without using a single word than Nicole Kidman did in three films' worth of non-stop talking. Best Actress? Maybe not, but You can't suggest that Kidman was better than year. I'll give you Dench and I'll even throw in Spacek as (outside) possibilities, but no way was Berry outclassed by either Kidman or Zellwegger that year.

Posted by: Jerry at April 29, 2011 6:08 PM

I love Shakespeare in Love, and I love Gwyneth Paltrow in it. I still don't understand why people are so incredibly up in arms about this. I thought Elizabeth was good, but I guess I don't find it to be the absolutely brilliant movie that so many of my peers do.

Whenever people start bitching and moaning about Shakespeare in Love and Gwyneth Paltrow winning over Elizabeth and Kate Blanchett I just end up thinking about how true it is that drama is held in much higher esteem amongst intellectual circles than is comedy. Shakespeare in Love is the one comedy to win Best Picture in recent memory and people gripe about it constantly, and I have yet to hear any really convincing reasons.

Posted by: DominaNefret at April 29, 2011 6:10 PM

Dagnabbit, Dagnabbit! I could not agree more. Roberto Begn......I can't even say his name I hated him so much. I like to think the year that he made an absolute ass of himself is the year that the Oscars were on strike and no awards were given, no show was aired, no stinkin Italian clown ruined it for me. God I hated that guy.

In the "I can't believe he didn't win" category. Denzel in Malcolm X. I still can't believe he didn't win and I think that was the year Al Hoo-Ha Pacino got the career vote for a very mediocre yet scenery chewing performance in "The Scent of a Woman". That flick was the beginning of Al Pacino as caricature. Denzel was masterful.

Also, Russell Crowe should have won in successive years for LA Confidential, The Insider, Gladiator, A Beautiful Mind, and Master and Commander, and then I would have retired him to the Oscar Hall of Fame and given someone else a chance.

Posted by: kirbyjay at April 29, 2011 6:26 PM

I also thought Shakespeare in Love was an entertaining film and Paltrow was excellent in it. She's good in almost everything she's been in actually even if you don't want her as your best friend. I loved Kathy Bates in Misery too.

Ellen Burstyn was robbed the year Roberts won though. I agree with that one.

Posted by: becks at April 29, 2011 6:27 PM

You left out Whoopi Goldberg playing Whoopi Goldberg in Ghost or Marlee Matlin playing Deaf Girl in Children of a Lesser God.

Posted by: Sean at April 29, 2011 6:29 PM

I'll give you all of those except Kathy Bates.

And the rest of them I can mostly forgive, with the exception of number 1. I don't CARE that Cate Blanchett got a make-up Oscar. I thought her performance in Elizabeth was a masterpiece, and she was ROBBED.

As for one you missed: Marissa Tomei?

Posted by: Siege at April 29, 2011 6:40 PM

no time to read the comments right now but i wanted to say this list is faaaaaar too short. the oscars are indeed a travesty and that's why i don't bother to watch them. haven't seen a broadcast in years and years (though i do check the news the next morning).

which awards get it right?

Posted by: splinter at April 29, 2011 6:49 PM

is just glad to be in a place where other people know that Jesco, the Dancing Outlaw exists. :)

Since I watched both Jesco and American Movie in the same sitting I feel obligated to give Coven a shout out.

Posted by: Melody Be at April 29, 2011 6:59 PM

Please tell me Paltrow did not beat Blanchett out that yea for the Oscar... I don't think I could take that right now. Please tell me I just misunderstood your post. I might snap if Goop won a Oscar for ANYTHING over Blanchett.

I might just snap.

Posted by: JuiceinLA at April 29, 2011 7:00 PM

I had to put down my beer and comment.

Two Oscars really get me (in addition to G.D. Julia Roberts and Halle Berry ---REALLY???) and they are both grievous oversights:

Jeremy Irons not getting an Oscar for Dead Ringers.
Russel Crowe not getting one for The Insider.

Both are unforgiveable. But even worse is when they give an "I'm Sorry We Fucked Up" Oscar for some later (not as good) performance, as in Gladiator (decent, but please...) and that Von Bulow movie (again with the decent-but-bitch-please thing)

Also (but with lesser fervor because Tommy Lee Jones was Okaaaay, I guess, but Ralph Feinnes getting ROBBED for Shindler's List.

Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. I hate the Oscars. I loathe them I hate them UGH UGH UGH

Posted by: klingonfree at April 29, 2011 7:07 PM

OK wait just a John Galt minute. I forgot about Nicole Gag-Me Kidman getting it for some idiocy over SISSY SPACE CHICK in In The Bedroom, which was great and she was hair-raisingly-stealthily magnifique in it.

God. Niciole Kidman. Really?

Just blech. I'll take Sandra Bullock AND Gwyneth (I actually loved that movie and her and Joseph and Tom Wilkinson, etc in it) any day of the year.

The Academy Blows AND Sucks.

Posted by: klingonfree at April 29, 2011 7:16 PM

Fuck Gwyneth. I can't ever watch Shakespeare in Love again because she's in it and yeah, Cate Blanchett rocked the HELL out of Elizabeth.

Posted by: Snuggiepants at April 29, 2011 7:25 PM

What about Helen Hunt in As Good As It Gets? I just threw up a little bit in my mouth thinking about it...

Posted by: vllach at April 29, 2011 7:32 PM

By far, the worst Acting Oscar mistake—I still cringe when I think about it. Up against Cate Blanchett’s phenomenal and mesmerizing performance as Queen Elisabeth I, in Elizabeth, it is completely and utterly ludicrous that the Goopster won.

I've gotten into arguments with people on this one. Blanchett got Grand Theft Actored on this one. I liked Shakespeare in Love, but Elizabeth was the much better film that year. Yes, better than Saving Private Ryan, too.

Posted by: TylerDFC at April 29, 2011 7:35 PM

You know, I get that people hate that Gwyneth won that Oscar over Cate, but I found Shakespeare in Love to be an infinitely better movie than Elizabeth. Maybe Cate's performance was better, but I honestly disliked that movie so much that I can't find it in my heart to watch it again and compare it to SiL. I thought Gwyneth was wonderful in that movie, and I've forgiven most of the ridiculous things she's done since because of her performance in it. I don't even really care about her deserving it more than Cate. I just love that movie.

Posted by: Figgy at April 29, 2011 8:36 PM

Russell Crowe should have won for The Insider instead of Kevin Spacey for American Beauty.

Posted by: Figgy at April 29, 2011 8:39 PM

I actually really love Shakespeare in Love. And I like Gwyneth. But Cate deserved that Oscar.

Posted by: kayla at April 29, 2011 9:07 PM

I haven't even read this article yet, but I have to say this:

REEL BIG FISH REFERENCE IN THE TITLE OMG.

That is all.

Posted by: Bequafina at April 29, 2011 9:18 PM

If Natalie Portman had lost this year, that would have been number one.

As it is, I can't argue too much with these.

Posted by: ChristianH at April 29, 2011 9:59 PM

Kathy Bates rocks and should not be on this list.

Posted by: xoxoxoe at April 29, 2011 10:50 PM

Totally agree on Sandra getting the Oscar. That film didn't ask that much of her. Fact is, the movie made people feel warm and fuzzy ("Oh look, someone's helping inner city kids for us. Thank God."), and the Academy figured that her - ahem - sizable body of work warranted the statue. So silly.

Julia Roberts--yes! exactly! There are three grievous errors for which I cannot forgive the Academy: Crash over Brokeback Mountain for Best Picture; Juno over Lars and the Real Girl for Best Original Screenplay; and Julia Roberts over Ellen Burstyn for Best Actress. I went off on a raging monologue about it just the other day! Have you seen Burstyn's performance in Requiem for a Dream? There is NO WAY anyone out-acted her that year. Sweet jeebus, she broke my heart...and then the Academy stomped all over it by snubbing her. Gah.

Thank you for giving me another opportunity to spew my vitriol over the 2000 Oscars. Time to let it go, ya think?

Posted by: melia at April 29, 2011 5:32 PM

However, I still can't wrap my head around this piece of info. Julia Roberts beat out ELLEN BURSTYN for Requiem?!?

My brain just fucking asploded.

Posted by: Kala at April 29, 2011 11:14 PM

1. Whoever won over TIlda Swinton in Julia. (checks) Why, Sandra Bullock, what a surprise. Yes, Tilda's performance was better than all five of the nominees. Even Helen Mirren in Last Station.

2. Whoever won over TIlda Swinton in I Am Love. (Natalie Portman? Well, OK.)

Posted by: Joseph Finn at April 29, 2011 11:32 PM

THANK YOU, @dagnabbit!!! I hated that movie with the power of ten red suns, and that doesn't compare to what I felt for that clown for his performance (and didn't he "write" that piece of detritus as well?!?!).

If I could turn back time for one thing in the world, it would be to stop that idiot from ever having a career. And then maybe stopping some wars or something.

Posted by: mike10009 at April 29, 2011 11:46 PM

Joanna Robinson,

For you to keep criticizing Randy Newman without any explanation, as if his name is enough, is below the level of writing of this site.

Your last piece criticizing him consisted of you just posting his picture, without any explanation.
Although I guess you lost the argument with Dustin about whether you could use Microsoft Paint to draw semen dripping from his lips.

Newman has decades of great groundbreaking work addressing numerous social issues with great craft. Dylan, Springsteen etc. have discussed him as inspiration.

Regrettably, it doesn't sell to people like you who lap up an artist like Lady Gaga, who stole her last set piece from the opening credits of "Mork and Mindy."

Therefore, Newman has to go into the family business of film scoring to make a living. His numerous Oscar nominations are most likely out of respect for his solo work, as it is for his film score work.

It is not that you dislike him, it is just that the writing of the site is above hipster bullshit like "hey everybody, I'm making fun of the guy who does songs for those cartoon movies."

Just posting his picture or saying his name for a laugh without any explanation is the mark of the hack I believe you to be.


Posted by: Rialto at April 29, 2011 11:50 PM


oooohhhh, ponage!

Posted by: klingonfree at April 30, 2011 12:26 AM

"his win for Philadelphia the year before was completely deserved".

You do realize, do you not, that he was up against Anthony Hopkins for The Remains of the Day, Daniel Day-Lewis for In the Name of the Father, Laurence Fishburne for What's Love Got to Do With It? and Liam Neeson for Schindler's List that year, right?

Still gonna stick by your assertion that he "completely deserved" it?

Posted by: Carlos at April 30, 2011 1:15 AM

I'm taking my vitriol back to 1997, which is the year I lost all respect for the Academy Awards. Russell Crowe should have gotten an Oscar for LA Confidential and he didn't even get nominated. And Jack Nicholson won for As Good As It Gets. As Good As It Gets?! No. Not even close. And then Titanic won Best Picture over LA Confidential. I thought I'd never hate the Oscars as much as I did that night, but then Benigni won over Edward Norton (American History X) the following year, and climbed over the freaking chairs...

Jesus, I need a drink.

Posted by: elisamaza at April 30, 2011 2:48 AM

1. Adrian Brody (The Pianist) over Daniel Day Lewis (Gangs of New York)

2. Denzel Washington (Training Day) over Bruno Ganz (Downfall)

The losing performances here were two of the best I have EVER seen. And both lost to the more politically correct choices.

Posted by: Ant at April 30, 2011 3:24 AM

I may be labeled a philistine for this, but I love Tombstone in all its post-western glory. I thought Val Kilmer's performance was nothing else but sublime, and he wasn't even fucking MENTIONED in the best supporting actor, let alone best actor. He made Russell look like he belonged on a high school production of Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat. You can argue, but, as always, I'm your huckleberry and say when.

Posted by: IgnatiusJ at April 30, 2011 3:46 AM

1993, Best Supporting Actor:

How does Tommy Lee Jones in the Fugitive (a fine performance, but couldn't a dozen other actors have pulled it off?) defeat Malkovich for In the Line of Fire, Postlethwaite for In the Name of the Father, DiCaprio for What's Eating Gilbert Grape, and, most egregiously, Fiennes for Schindler's List?

Is there a scarier performance in a better film than Ralph Fiennes'?

I know he's a good actor and it's not his fault, but I've kinda hated Tommy Lee Jones ever since.

Posted by: here'sjohnny at April 30, 2011 5:14 AM

See, I'm going to be an unpopular opinion here.

I like Julia Roberts. I think her performance in Erin Brockovich is actually really good. She doesn't disappear into the role, and she's never going to. But she does well with it.

Do I think Ellen Burstyn is better in Requiem for a Dream? Definitely.

Even better than Burstyn? Bjork in Dancer in the Dark.

Also: You're leaving out about 60 years of Oscar-winning performances that are just as bad or even worse than these.

And psst: I think Gwyneth is good in Shakespeare in Love, but I would've given it to Blanchett. I think Gwyneth has improved immeasurably since then. She's grand in The Royal Tenenbaums, Proof and Two Lovers, and preceding Shakespeare in Love, really good in Flesh and Bone.

Worse than all of these? Hilary Swank's second Oscar. Witherspoon's only Oscar. Seriously, people.

Posted by: Brook at April 30, 2011 7:59 AM

Oscars and others awards of this nature mean very little to me. I don't do what I do with the mission to ever win one, my life and career would not be incomplete without them, and if I ever did, while it might be nice, I'd have to take it with more than a grain of salt. If anything, examples in this thread only back that argument up.

Many of the winners listed here were undeserving. They won because two or more better choices spit the vote, or they got it as a consolation prize for being screwed out of a more deserving occasion (thus keeping the cycle of screwing someone else more worthy nomination going), or even as a "none of the above" underdog. Someone once told me they voted that way because they couldn't chose between two more worthy candidates and didn't want to be seen favoring one over the other. When I asked if the voting was secret, he replied that it really wasn't. It's one of Hollywood's dirty little secrets and your career can be penalized if someone catches wind of how you vote. Maybe a studio doesn't hire you or a director or actor won't work with you. And while there have always been Oscar outcries over the years it is suggested in more recent years it has become even more of a political and marketing machine than it was when it started.

Again, it's very easy for me to cast aside the value of an award like this not because I'm unlikely to ever win one, but because of the caliber of past recipients over the an increasingly large (and painfully more obvious) group of far more worthy choices.

Posted by: bleujayone at April 30, 2011 8:39 AM

elisamaza Hell YES! Russell Crowe was robbed out of an Oscar for L.A. Confidential (as was the film itself). I can't believe Jack Nicholson won for playing Jack Nicholson. And I'll go on record saying I was disappointed that Crowe wound up winning best actor for "Gladiator", since it wasn't nearly the caliber of performance he gave in "L.A. Confidential".

Posted by: luthien26 at April 30, 2011 9:24 AM

I have to disagree with Hanks in Forrest Gump. Hanks brought a strength and dignity to that role that a lot of actors would not have. He played it straight and most would have descended into camp.
Also he's a great actor by any definition and does not belong on a list with the likes of Paltrow and Roberts.
Lastly if Hoffman can win an Oscar for playing an autistic man WITH NO EMOTIONS AT ALL then Hanks can win for Gump. Seriously how hard is it to play a guy with no emotions? If playing a stiff wins an Oscar then Gump does too.

Posted by: logan at April 30, 2011 9:41 AM

IgnatiusJ: Val Kilmer deserves a hell of a lot more recognition than he has gotten, particularly for Tombstone. I think the reason he hasn't is that the Oscars are, to some extent, political. It shouldn't be this way, but you have to kiss the right asses. Kilmer has a reputation as being incredibly difficult to work with, and that probably kills any chance of Oscar recognition he'll ever have.

Posted by: Todd at April 30, 2011 9:49 AM

HE DIDN'T GET OUT OF THE COCKADOODY CAR!

Posted by: Craig at April 30, 2011 10:29 AM


I'm sort of down with Kathy Bates's win, as for the rest, I agree 100%.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at April 30, 2011 11:02 AM


it must be great to have these rock hard opinions re actors/ actresses that are impossible to alter. mirren, streep, etc. are
great. bullock, roberts, etc. are awful. period. end of story.
it really isn't that easy. bullock appears in many bad movies but
it doesn't mean she can't act and she was fine in " blind side ".
paltrow was terrific in " shakespeare in love ", a clever movie
that is hated on this site. it would be nice if one of the reviewers/
list makers were a trifle less predictable, dustin... nothing wrong
with a little intellectual friction as opposed to simply feeding the
fans with what they want to hear.

Posted by: snake at April 30, 2011 12:00 PM

"You left out Whoopi Goldberg playing Whoopi Goldberg in Ghost..."

Sean,
Whoopi's Oscar was make-up sex for 12 snubs for The Color Purple." Not one freakin' Oscar in 12 nominations.

Posted by: khia213 at April 30, 2011 12:27 PM

I does feel great.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at April 30, 2011 12:46 PM

Hoping I don't spark a flame war here, but I have no tolerance for people who come into these threads and basically say, "I don't care about the Oscars, but here's my opinion on them anyway, because I'm better than you."

Cool.

Also, props to whoever championed Randy Newman, though I disapprove of the insults on Joanna, who, while we might disagree with on her Newman-based opinions, is both a terrific writer and a terrific link wench, who happens to have pretty great taste in music, in my experience.

Finally, I go back and forth of Paltrow, but I will say without Cate Blanchett, I would have no real problem with her winning that year. Sandra Bullock I mind. Paltrow? Not so much.

Posted by: ChristianH at April 30, 2011 12:52 PM

Jennifer Hudson's win is the only one worse than Tomei's.

Posted by: JS at April 30, 2011 2:05 PM

OH MY, so everyone is saying that the Oscars are a BS popularity contest and the best films/actors are overlooked. SHOCKING!

Please. I've known this since Citizen Kane and The Maltese Falcon lost to How Green Was My Valley. Now, I'm not saying How Green is a horrible film but in NO WAY does it compare to the other two. Most people nowadays would say, "How Green what?" Very few know this film anymore. Seriously, folks this is nothing new.
It's almost to be expected.

Posted by: kiki at April 30, 2011 2:35 PM

kiki, for anyone who still maintains a sense of faith that such human intangibles like what distinguishes 'good' art from 'bad' or an 'unpopular' opinion from an otherwise universally 'favorable' one, or sharing common definitions of both excellence and obvious crap with the overall majority of society- "shocking" award winners will, and should, always be a part of the human makeup.

Most people would like to think that good taste hasn't eroded so completely as to be regarded as irrelevant, especially within the context of an Awards show that strives to recognize only the best of what it represents. That's why award shows exist, to separate the good from the bad, and thus it is "shocking" when an established and respected award entity or other institution seems to break their own rules.

Examples include ABBA being inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame; Milli Vanilli & Starland Vocal Band winning 'Best New Artist' Grammys; OJ Simpson being found "innocent" of double homicide and G.W. Bush getting his own library.

The word "shocking" is nowhere near being eradicated from the human vocabulary.

Posted by: Tony at April 30, 2011 4:32 PM

Ah, Gwyneth. Sure, Shakespeare in Love isn't all that bad. Tom Stoppard wrote it, for Newman's sake, and after Rozencrantz and Guildenstern he can do no wrong with me. But this isn't a matter of the Academy once again overlooking comedy in favour of a grandstanding historical epic. Elizabeth wasn't all that grandstanding. It's a nasty yet compelling reworking of a very dark series of events. It's got the most obvious intermingling of sex and politics I've ever seen. It's got Eric Cantona in breeches. It's got a poisoned dress.

My vote goes to Tommy Lee Jones over Ralph Fiennes. Not that I don't like Jones, but c'mon, Amon Goeth? Hi, nightmares! Long time no see!

@Ant: aw, come on. I know it's Daniel Day-Lewis and everything, but Brody's quiet, accepting demeanor was so much more impressive than Lewis taking a chunk of the scenery, chomping down on it and spitting it in your face. Or maybe I just got lost in those freakishly big and black eyes of Brody's.

Posted by: Zirze at April 30, 2011 4:46 PM

Gwyneth beat out Ellen Burstyn's magnificent performance in "Requiem for a Dream". I didn't really like Julia before, but that particular win put me in the anti-Julia Roberts camp forever.

Posted by: Ana at April 30, 2011 6:30 PM

I remember reading an article in TV Guide years ago about the politics of the Oscars. There's someone who really deserved it one year? Eh, we'll give it to them the next year.(Case in point-of all the great performances Al Pacino did-no award for Dog Day Afternoon, Serpico or Godfather? What the hell, we'll give it to him for Scent of A Woman). Denzel DID deserve it for Malcolm X-we'll rectify that with Training Day. Then there were those who were getting older, had great bodies of work,never won-i.e. Jack Lemmon, Paul Newman or Henry Fonda, they get them before they die. Didn't Elizabeth Taylor win hers after nearly dying from a stomach ailment? Sometimes it's not the performance, it's just politics.

Posted by: Shazza at April 30, 2011 7:02 PM

@Bequafina

Technically, it's a Morrissey reference.

Also, Gwyneth Paltrow can suck a fat one.

Posted by: Steenie at April 30, 2011 7:38 PM

Whoa, wait just a second: Ellen Burstyn DIDN'T win an Oscar for Requiem for a Dream? I might be super late in my anger, BUT WHAT KINDA SHIT IS THAT??

Her performance in that movie is one of the single best performances by an actress I have EVER seen.

That's some bullshit right there.

Posted by: Snuggiepants at April 30, 2011 9:18 PM

Born Yesterday is a great movie with a great lead performance from June Holiday, this is why she got the Oscar that year. But, that movie came out in the '50s so I guess everyone had forgotten about it by the mid-'90s. Forty years is kind a long time to remember every single lead performance ever to hit the screen, and I guess the fact that the film was an adaptation of a wildly successful play slipped out of memory, too. How else could Miro Sorvino's grating-as-subway-steel-on-steel-now-turning- particularaly-sharply performance win her the same award for what was effectively the same character but delivered as a far trashier and never endearing mimic? Oh, my days--she even stole the voice, and then tarnished and drooled it down into something unendurable, again?

June Holiday's Oscar-winning performance is to Mira Sorvino's Oscar-winning performance as Grace Kelly's wedding dress is to Kate Middleton's wedding dress: something kind of cruddy with the faint memory of something far more beautiful from decades long passed.

Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at April 30, 2011 10:11 PM

@Tony: "kiki, for anyone who still maintains a sense of faith . . . "

See, there's your problem right there. You have faith in people's integrity. Me? Not so much. Call me cynical.

"That's why award shows exists, to separate the good from the bad . . . "

I was under the impression that they existed because everyone can dress up like peacocks, parade on the red carpet for the cameras, and kiss each other's ass? :-)
But what do I know?

Posted by: kiki at April 30, 2011 10:15 PM

@Steenie

Yeah, I know, but I prefer to ignore Morrissey because he's kind of a whiny bitch.

Posted by: Bequafina at April 30, 2011 11:01 PM

I for one was horrendously disappointed when no one even brought up Tom Hardy in "Bronson" for the 2009 Best Actor race. It's a weird movie, and there isn't really the kind of dramatic, obvious character arc the Academy loves, but he's completely devoted to the role and without his sympathetic, pitiful performance, the movie probably would have been completely repulsive to audiences.

Posted by: The Dead Burger at May 1, 2011 1:40 AM

Agreement on Paltrow, though here that'd be a given(look, I'm the guy who was disappointed we didn't get to see in the box at the end of Se7en). But that's also a strange case, because both movies suck in their own way. In the case of SHAKESPEARE IN LOVE, it's a light little frothy thing that's totally forgettable and evaporates as you watch it. (I mean, seriously--and this is the case with many Oscar winners from the 90s on--when was the last time you watched it on purpose? Do any scenes stick out in your memory? Nope.) In the case of ELIZABETH, it's a poorly-written ahistorical mess, even stranger given it's the work of the same man who later did this sort of thing better in THE TUDORS. Its attempts to superimpose this story onto THE GODFATHER is heavy-handed and embarrassing. Its characters are as two-dimensional as a Standee. (THE GOLDEN AGE has all the same flaws but is also incredibly boring, a sin given it has Clive Owen)
But Blanchett does an excellent job nevertheless. So she had the greater challenge. So she wins.

Posted by: John Roberson at May 1, 2011 6:45 AM

Whinny Roberts' dress in the header pic is awful too.

Posted by: , at May 1, 2011 9:41 AM


this isn't subjective. these are only opinions that are being
registered. " shawshank vs. gump ", paltrow vs. blanchette ",
" king's speech vs. social network " ... just opinions and most
of those match ups are created by the publicity campaigns
generated by the power brokers in hollywood. maybe it's just as
well because where would sites like this be without the controversy and a forum to vent.... but they are only opinions.
these are movies intended to entertain and inform. there is no
right and wrong.

Posted by: snake at May 1, 2011 12:16 PM

Not actory stuff, but the fact that the Academy picked Phil Collins over Aimee Mann still makes me wanna beat someone to death with my dong.

Posted by: firedmyass at May 1, 2011 2:17 PM

I'm with William Goldman on this.

(Adventures in the Screen Trade. Everything you need to know is in that book. Instant run-off voting would pretty much reform our American political system AND the Oscars instantly and for the better. But the powers that be in each instance will never let it happen. Too much to lose.)

Posted by: Maryscott O'Connor at May 1, 2011 5:29 PM

Just an observation: seems like folks get more up-in-arms over an undeserved Best Actress Oscar than an undeserved Best Actor Oscar.

As to the above, cannot, cannot, cannot put Bates in the category. Horror (horror/thriller, I suppose) isn't taken all that seriously and she managed to make her role terrifying and funny at the same time. Sorry, she belongs there. If she doesn't, it isn't egregious. Tomei? Egregious. Portman? Egregious (sorry, the performance was camp, camp, CAMP).

Posted by: samantha t at May 2, 2011 8:25 AM

Could be fun to have a weren't-even-nominated category. I'm thinking Andrew Garfield from this year.

Posted by: samantha t at May 2, 2011 8:26 AM

Just One winner, just One. Never have figured that out. I don't limit myself to just one favorite film each year.

Posted by: DenG at May 2, 2011 9:11 AM

Ellen Burstyn's acting was so amazing in Requiem for a Dream (and she lost to Julia Roberts of all people), that the scene in which she's talking to her son about getting old and "having a place in the sun", the camera is slowly panning off of her. The director admitted later that the camera guy was sobbing while he was film her and let the camera move. THAT is an amazing actor!

I will always and forever hate Julia Roberts (who I can stand in Mystic Pizza and that's pretty much it), the same reason I hate Tom Cruise....it's just them talking!!! They don't transform, they don't change, they don't even gain weight! I'll give Tom Cruise Magnolia, that's it!

Posted by: scorzi at May 2, 2011 1:54 PM

They both piss me off, but flip 1 and 2. Serioiusly: Julia Roberts in Erin Brockovich vs ELLEN BURSTYN IN REQUIEM FOR A DREAM?!?!?!?!?!

Posted by: ShagEaredVillain at May 2, 2011 2:12 PM

I still find it absolutely insane that Leonardo Dicaprio didn't win an Oscar for his performance in The Departed. He didn't even get a nomination (partly because he was phenomenal in two movies that year and partly because the universe doesn't make any sense). Forest Whitaker was good, but anyone would have gotten an Oscar for playing that role.

Posted by: Mel C. at May 2, 2011 6:50 PM

I know I'm really late on this, but anytime I can pile on with the Julia Roberts disgust, then I'm in.

Also, Tom Cruise in Magnolia is Tom Cruise in Top Gun is Tom Cruise in Rain Man is Tom Cruise (in a fat suit) in Tropic Thunder. You just need to pay attention.

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