Pajiba

Good God! Where is PETA when you actually need them?

Sorry Rowles, I still like puppies. You however, I like less for doing this.

Do we hate Hayden Panawhatever?

All I saw was puppies. Was there supposed to be anything else in those pictures?

Adolph like his puppeh too!

Yeah, I just feel bad for the dogs now. YOU CANNOT WEDGE OUR LOVE!

I'm confused by the Blake Lively pic.

a) Why does she have a bag of puppy?
b) It looks from the stain on her dress that the puppy's just peed on her. Is that why the puppy's in the bag? Is it going for a swim now?

Do they make dogs that are bigger than a fucking purse anymore? Sweet Baby-touching Christ a real dog would eat any of those and ask for seconds. Except Sandler's which is causing me no small amount of pain.

I thought: 'No way, why even bother? Nothing could lower my love for puppies even a little bit.'

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Fuck you, Rowles. Fuck you.

Jesus Christ, what's up with Perry's wedding ring? It's like he decided to have his class ring do double duty. Classy Perry. Classy.

HAHAHA!

Dog people can suck it!

Whatever. The puppy cuteness outweighs the person in the picture, even Palin. And I don't really hate any of these people. I think some of them are retards, but other than that ...

RE Perry's ring: he went to Texas A&M. They're really fucking serious about symbolism like that down there. The entire school and its alumni are like a religion. They aren't aware (or don't care) that nobody else on earth gives a shit that they went to A&M. Some of them get pretty mad if you fail to be appropriately impressed that they graduated from there.

I'm with MurderBot. I just like the people you showed more now.

Still checking out Aniston's ass from the first pic.

And:

"The entire school and its alumni are like a religion. They aren't aware (or don't care) that nobody else on earth gives a shit that they went to A&M."

They're pretty openly mocked for having gone there, too. No-one is surprised that Perry is a moron. That's the definition of "successful Aggie."

Nope, still love puppies. P U P P I E S!!!!11!!!!!!

In fact, the picture of Russel Brand with a puppy has softened my heart to him a little, eensy bit. The rest of them can still go suck a bag of dicks, though.

And yeah, it sort of looks like the puppy peed on Blake Lively's dress, although the puppy is small and high above the stain. Still, it's weird.

You too NateS1973? I cannot stand the sight of that woman.

I officially like all of those people a little bit more. Even Aniston.

Rowles, this post is disgusting.

You kill that's good inside me. If you ever dare to do something like this with Pizza I will hunt you down and shove a porcupine down your throat

None of these worked. I miss my dog too much to throw any shade in the general direction of any puppy.

One of these things is not like the other. That thing is Oprah.

Why the hell would anyone feel sorry for these puppies? They have rich owners who (I strongly suspect) love them more than they love their own families. One doesn't have to be an upstanding human being to give an animal a good home.

I think Dustin needs a long vacation...

Um, whatever.

-'Police, can you arrest my neighbour's dog away from him because I don't like him and that's proof of something, I'll bet?'

-'The very idea! We will take the baby, however.'

Allergies have prohibited me from ever being able to get another non-human pet, surely my view has been warped. So if I really wanted to get snotty, I'd snot off about how the presence of a neocortex doesn't out-muscle the non-presence of a frontal lobe, or the ingrained loyalty to the highest status pack member is really just a dressed-up girlfriend. If I really wanted to get a hit taken out on my head, I'd guide us to the story of a Japanese professor, his dog, and watches. Except in this case, it was 1925, not 1999, a train station and not a pizzeria in New York, the dog was called Hachi-ko and not Seymour, and the prolonged absence was due to him dying of a stroke at work and not being chosen by destiny to be cryogenically preserved for 1000 years.

Also, I was somewhat pounced upon by a great dane at someone's house one. I've always thought those big, big dogs are lovely and from a distance I do find the danes beautiful, But for the love of claws, I'm only 5'0 now, which the planet tells me is a bit small for one who is old enough to hide from her own mail. Don't think I'm taller now, but I'm definitely fatter!

Don't let great danes jump on teenaged girls. It's sad that it'll probably be dead within a fortnight, but it can't take my flesh with it to pay Charon for the journey.

I have to say, Rick Perry's puppy is the cutest. I wonder if Texas leads the nation in puppy executions....and would that cause cheering in a republican debate?