By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (23)
1. Look Who’s Talking
2. Year One
3. Bambi
4. Star Wars
4. Rosemary’s Baby
5. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
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Posted by: withnail at June 2, 2009 4:40 PM
I'm confused... Prequels would consist of:
1. Look Who’s Talking - Kirstie Alley getting screwed.
2. Year One - Dinosaurs making giant lizard sex.
3. Bambi - Deers fucking.
4. Rosemary’s Baby - Rosemary getting laid.
5. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button - Benji's folks banging.
I would watch any one of those prequels! You crazy, man. You crazy...
Posted by: Skitz at June 2, 2009 4:40 PM
House of 1000 Corpses
Porky's
Seven
Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at June 2, 2009 4:40 PM
Star Wars Episode I.
Anakin getting conceived by the same doctor who impregnated Octomom.
Didn't his mother say there was no father?
Posted by: BWeaves at June 2, 2009 4:49 PM
10,000 B.C.
Bride Wars (No boyfriend wars please)
Teeth
Posted by: admin at June 2, 2009 4:49 PM
Posted by: Vermillion at June 2, 2009 4:59 PM
Skitz,
Rosemary does get laid in Rosemary's Baby, by Satan...and well.
Posted by: pissant at June 2, 2009 5:02 PM
the talking ads on your site suck enormous dix
Posted by: mothy at June 2, 2009 5:07 PM
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button?
I agree, this movie sucked. I thought it was really long, even though I fast forwarded through most of the movie. But what would the premise of the prequel be ?
Posted by: Candie at June 2, 2009 5:08 PM
Is it me or does Cera look like Dr. Beverly Crusher's younger, hotter, sister with that stupid wig on.
Posted by: BarbadoSlim at June 2, 2009 5:19 PM
The ads for Year One make me CRINGE. Last night I literally drew back and close my eyes from the force of the suck. Jeebus, I'm so embarrassed for them.
Posted by: figgy at June 2, 2009 5:27 PM
BarbadoSlim, I see it now you mention it!
Posted by: Nadine at June 2, 2009 5:50 PM
Che: "What would the prequel to Night of the Living Dead be like?"
TWILIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD. Bwa-hahahhaha, cough, cough, choke.
Posted by: BWeaves at June 2, 2009 6:17 PM
How about an inappropriate sequel of Rosemary's Baby's Baby?
Posted by: Bistro at June 2, 2009 6:22 PM
I, for one, would like a send-up, starring Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, called Rosemary's Baby Mama, in which two middle-aged lesbians decide to get pregnant and then inadvertently purchase the sperm of the Anti-Christ, only to find that he is, in actuality, a charming and misunderstood rogue played by Hugh Jackman. Mia cameos as his overbearing, but hysterical mother who wonders why he can't just meet a nice Asian girl.
Posted by: The Pink Hulk at June 2, 2009 6:57 PM
That seems like a very random list.
Posted by: ChristianH at June 2, 2009 6:58 PM
i don't believe Benjamin Button sucks but it's really boring and cold-hearted!
Posted by: boom at June 2, 2009 9:11 PM
No prequel to Ronin, please. Amazing movie for what it doesn't say or show.
I'm not as up in arms as some about the Alien prequel, though.
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Posted by: hotgirl at June 2, 2009 10:18 PM
skitz for the win.
I got nothin.
Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at June 2, 2009 11:39 PM
"I, for one, would like a send-up, starring Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, called Rosemary's Baby Mama, in which two middle-aged lesbians decide to get pregnant and then inadvertently purchase the sperm of the Anti-Christ, only to find that he is, in actuality, a charming and misunderstood rogue played by Hugh Jackman. Mia cameos as his overbearing, but hysterical mother who wonders why he can't just meet a nice Asian girl."
That would truly be the greatest thing in the history of things! Granted, school just let out for the summer, and I'm on that freed-teacher high, so any statements that I make for the next two weeks cannot be legally or morally binding.
Posted by: Drowgoddess at June 3, 2009 7:56 AM
Chariots of Fire, even slower white guys running in the Olympics
Posted by: Ted at June 3, 2009 11:13 AM
PINK HULK, you are GOOD - that is just too damn funny. and i would pay money to see it.....
Posted by: janazombie at June 3, 2009 12:20 PM
Does that mean that the magical old-man babymaking sperm would be getting younger and younger, until it's only one strand of DNA?