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OLYPHANT.

That's kind of sad that he's my only takeaway from this, but that's a good picture, man.

I may never recover from the bone popping out or the tongue being bitten off.

Or Fassbender in those low slung pants

That Fassbender picture elicits a lady boner the likes of which frightens me a bit. I really almost didn't notice the gross bits before and after it.

Am I the only one that hoped that Sutter went for complete authenticity and actually bit his own tongue off?

Also, that Spartacus gif is the tops!

For the ultimate Chloe Sevigny "boner coaster," place this gif before the one of her mangled animal corpse: http://www.uproxx.com/webcultu...

Holy shit, dudes. Who hurt you?

WHY WOULD YOU KILL BONERS?!

You say kill, I say resurrect.
Ladyboners that is.

Nicely done.

What do you suppose is the percentage of readers who actually found it more arousing with the horrifying violence?

Take your time answering. I'll be occupied with my vomiting for quite some time.

Olyphant...I forget everything else in the post.

Except that SOA thing was nasty.

Except that Olyphant pics should always have him wearing a hat. No one pulls off a hat like Olyphant!

God that SoA one was really gross

I love Spartacus, the flying blood, the sex, the nudity and over the top story. *sigh*

That scene made me squeal with delight! Last half of third season was so amazingly Shakespearean tragedy, with a healthy dash of Chainsaw-Massacre violent gore, that it kept me riveted 'till the end. The new Spartacus has grown on me too.

Too bad the upcoming season will be the last one.

Why do you insist on that unfortunate Hemsworth picture where he looks like George Dublya? Now that's a boner killer right there!

So someone else sees it too! It's like GW Bush had a handsome but intellectually-challenged son. NOT SEXY. Better than that dude biting his own tongue off, but still. (Shiver)

What's that tongue biting .gif from? So I know what show to continue not watching.

Sons of Anarchy. Having the tongue stick and then slide down the glass was a nice touch.

I...quite enjoyed this.

shit this was a total brainfuck

I respond with a fuck ton of crysturbation, naturally:

A fu*k ton is SEVEN?

I've said it before and I'll say it again: You ain't right, man. You ain't right at all.

Hey turkey, who told you, you can use one of my award winning catch phrases? Granted I stole boner killer from my mom, but still. You owe me twenty bucks, mofo.

*Sigh* If only I didn't have a cast-iron policy against "your mom" jokes. You feed me a line that that.....

You're gonna have to try harder with the celebrities. The GIFs seem more interesting by comparison.

Alison Brie can resurrect any dead boner. I worship her as the jesus of dead boners.

You have a boner for Jesus?

Rock hard

Mokiki you fabulous son of a bitch. You sloppy swished your way straight into my heart!

This article was like a roller coaster for my boner. A boner coaster!

Totally. I think I have a permanent arrhythmia now. And I'm bobbing my head to the sound of an imaginary electro beat while repeatedly humming "Boom, pregnant!"

Dustin, you are one fucked up dude...

Ohhh, she's so pretty... AGGH, what in God's name is that? So on and so forth.

Is it weird that I got turned on?
I never would have believed that I like a bit of freaky spook with my O cereals!

It be nice to know where some of the gifs came from, I know a few but not all of them.

From the top:

New Girl
Spartacus (I think)
Honey Boo Boo (easily the most boner-killing)
The Walking Dead
American Horror Story: Asylum
Game of Thrones
American Horror Story: Asylum
Spartacus
Sons of Anarchy
The Walking Dead
Saturday Night Live

Me too

Well. All righty then.