The Year In Television: The 10 Most Boner-Killing GIFs of 2012
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The Year In Television: The 10 Most Boner-Killing GIFs of 2012

By Dustin Rowles | Seriously Random Lists | December 12, 2012 | Comments ()


Here's a fun image post designed, basically, to injure your brains. What happens when you combine the grossest GIFs of 2012 with appealing photos of your favorite celebrities?

Let's find out.

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  • Michelle


    That's kind of sad that he's my only takeaway from this, but that's a good picture, man.

  • Bodhi

    I may never recover from the bone popping out or the tongue being bitten off.

    Or Fassbender in those low slung pants

  • mona_sterling

    That Fassbender picture elicits a lady boner the likes of which frightens me a bit. I really almost didn't notice the gross bits before and after it.

  • Kip Hackman

    Am I the only one that hoped that Sutter went for complete authenticity and actually bit his own tongue off?

    Also, that Spartacus gif is the tops!

  • Utopian

    For the ultimate Chloe Sevigny "boner coaster," place this gif before the one of her mangled animal corpse:

  • Puddin

    Holy shit, dudes. Who hurt you?

  • wojtek


  • Maguita NYC

    You say kill, I say resurrect.
    Ladyboners that is.

  • John W

    Nicely done.

  • Mrs. Julien

    What do you suppose is the percentage of readers who actually found it more arousing with the horrifying violence?

    Take your time answering. I'll be occupied with my vomiting for quite some time.

  • dizzylucy

    Olyphant...I forget everything else in the post.

    Except that SOA thing was nasty.

  • Laura

    Except that Olyphant pics should always have him wearing a hat. No one pulls off a hat like Olyphant!

  • Idle Primate

    God that SoA one was really gross

  • F'mal DeHyde

    I love Spartacus, the flying blood, the sex, the nudity and over the top story. *sigh*

  • Maguita NYC

    That scene made me squeal with delight! Last half of third season was so amazingly Shakespearean tragedy, with a healthy dash of Chainsaw-Massacre violent gore, that it kept me riveted 'till the end. The new Spartacus has grown on me too.

    Too bad the upcoming season will be the last one.

  • pockets full of stones

    Why do you insist on that unfortunate Hemsworth picture where he looks like George Dublya? Now that's a boner killer right there!

  • Danar the Barbarian

    So someone else sees it too! It's like GW Bush had a handsome but intellectually-challenged son. NOT SEXY. Better than that dude biting his own tongue off, but still. (Shiver)

  • kilmo

    What's that tongue biting .gif from? So I know what show to continue not watching.

  • F'mal DeHyde

    Sons of Anarchy. Having the tongue stick and then slide down the glass was a nice touch.

  • zeke_the_pig

    I...quite enjoyed this.

  • the dude

    shit this was a total brainfuck

  • I respond with a fuck ton of crysturbation, naturally:

  • Mrs. Julien

    A fu*k ton is SEVEN?

  • TK

    I've said it before and I'll say it again: You ain't right, man. You ain't right at all.

  • googergieger

    Hey turkey, who told you, you can use one of my award winning catch phrases? Granted I stole boner killer from my mom, but still. You owe me twenty bucks, mofo.

  • BlackRabbit

    *Sigh* If only I didn't have a cast-iron policy against "your mom" jokes. You feed me a line that that.....

  • e jerry powell

    You're gonna have to try harder with the celebrities. The GIFs seem more interesting by comparison.

  • Alison Brie can resurrect any dead boner. I worship her as the jesus of dead boners.

  • You have a boner for Jesus?

  • Rock hard

  • Rocabarra

    Mokiki you fabulous son of a bitch. You sloppy swished your way straight into my heart!

  • This article was like a roller coaster for my boner. A boner coaster!

  • Natallica

    Totally. I think I have a permanent arrhythmia now. And I'm bobbing my head to the sound of an imaginary electro beat while repeatedly humming "Boom, pregnant!"

  • Dustin, you are one fucked up dude...

  • Ohhh, she's so pretty... AGGH, what in God's name is that? So on and so forth.

  • Maguita NYC

    Is it weird that I got turned on?
    I never would have believed that I like a bit of freaky spook with my O cereals!

  • Curious

    It be nice to know where some of the gifs came from, I know a few but not all of them.

  • Bert_McGurt

    From the top:

    New Girl
    Spartacus (I think)
    Honey Boo Boo (easily the most boner-killing)
    The Walking Dead
    American Horror Story: Asylum
    Game of Thrones
    American Horror Story: Asylum
    Sons of Anarchy
    The Walking Dead
    Saturday Night Live

  • Lee

    Me too

  • Well. All righty then.

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