The Top Ten Costumes I'd Most Like To See At This Repulsive "Hackers And Hookers" Party
ValleyWag is reporting that some grown-ass men (and possibly women, but I doubt it), in their infinite wisdom, are throwing a “Hookers and Hackers” party in Silicon Valley this Friday. The delightfully themed party is being thrown by a tech collective called “Hacker Hideout” and if you thought it might be a fun, subversive sort of “let’s drink and flip gender norms” party I’m sorry to tell you that the promise of “Girls” on the same list as “Shot Bar” and “Food Truck” tells a different story. Listen it’s one (disgusting) thing for frat boys to emerge from their Axe Body Spray Fog Fugue every so often to throw a “Golf Pros and Tennis Hos” party. It’s disgusting, but they’re children. Children do disgusting things. But adults? “Professionals?” Repulsive. Here are the ten costumes I’d like to see at the party. You have the power, Silicon Valley. Make it so.
Acid Burn — Hackers
Gigolo Joe — A.I. Artificial Intelligence
Barbara Gordon aka Oracle — Various DC Comics
Deuce Bigalow — Of Male Gigolo Fame
Lex — Jurassic Park
Julian — American Gigolo
Lisbeth Salander — The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
Dermot Mulroney — The Wedding Date
Mac — Veronica Mars
Ratso or Joe Buck — Midnight Cowboy
*Isn’t it interesting how fond our culture is of the word “gigolo?” Gents are so lucky to have a kinder, gentler word for “prostitute.”
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