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Yes. Good.

i know, right.

How many top ten lists should include Mean Girls?
....
The limit does not exist.

Dustin, your website is broken. I keep trying to click on these different "Ten Best" lists, but nothing is happening.

Oh, you mean you didn't actually complete any of those lists, huh?

What kind of bullshit, cock-teasing, flimflam operation you running?

Looks like someone has some homework to do over the holiday.

(And start with "The The Best Villainesses of the Aughts". Keeping my fingers crossed that you somehow managed to get Matt Johnson, frontman for that 80's musical group, "The The", to do this list).

It's like I have ESPN or something.

I'm sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It's not your fault you're so gap-toothed.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you.

I don't care how long it takes. I will keep you here all night. I will keep you here until four.

Top ten blandest love interests.

Truth.

I can't go to taco bell karen i'm on an all-carb diet!

God, Karen, you are SO STUPID.

Is butter a carb?

We should totally JUST STAB CAESAR!

Oh, HELL NAW! I did NOT leave the South Side for this!

Four for you, Glen Coco!

You go, Glenn Coco!

Say "crack" again.

crack

I disagree with the need for the modifier "of the 21st Century".

andnoneforgretchenweinersbye

I'd wager that Mean Girls is my most quoted film, squeaking past Anchorman.
Occasionally I supplement it with a sneaky "this is not a democracy, it's a cheerocracy" and "THESE are spirit fingers" now and again to keep things fresh.

oh Anchorman and Mean Girls. how amazingly quotable they are

Top Ten Boob Movies.
...There's a lotta good boobs in this movie.

zeke, its like you're reading my pervy, perverted mind.

I had to wait until Easy A to see another high school movie with that combination of intelligent humor and deliciousness.

Amanda Bynes is truly following the Lohan career plan. Amanda, its not too late for you. Put down the spoon and lighter and come back to the light.

Please.Don't ascribe to me a skill I don't have -you and I both know I'm just reading our shared perverted hivemind. How else would've that joint porn venture of ours ever been birthed?

Lindsey is at her absolute hottest in this movie.

That's funny. When I first saw this movie in the theater, and Lizzy Caplan tells Lindsey Lohan that she's a hottie, I thought the script was really reaching too much, and it was really unrealistic, to have someone so hot like Lizzy say that about the little redhead from Parent Trap. I had no idea she would become a sex symbol. I kinda still don't understand it.

LL was a sex symbol for maybe a year, year & half tops. She went downhill pretty fast

As she always does dear.

This is so, so true. I look back on this movie and it's like it's not even the same person.

OMG Danny Devito! I love your work!

Top Ten Teen Movies

Mean Girls is no Drop Dead Gorgeous, but its still pretty damn funny. Tina Fey is fucking amazing.

Wait. Is this a ploy to get us (read: me) even more excited for the disaster that will be Liz & Dick? I am looking forward to 3 things this weekend: MIL's pumpkin roll, watching my husband's family out passive aggressive each other, & LL's "great comeback". She is my favorite/most infuriating celebrity train wreck

THANK YOU, BODHI, for recognizing the brilliance of Drop Dead Gorgeous. that movie is consistently overlooked for how fucking sharp and funny it truly is.

The swan ate my baby! The swan ate my baby!

You girls keep me young!

She asked me how to spell 'orange.'

Boo, you whore!

I say this at least once a month. It never grows old.

This list is so fetch.

(Somebody had to do it.)