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And the bitching out of Dustin's taste in ladies begins in 3...2...1...

:gleefully awaits the chaos:

What, no loving text write up/explanation for each of them? And no Cate Blanchette? I am oh so disappointed...

Whoah WHOAH, there's some real uggos on there Rachel Maddow? Maggie Gywhatsherface ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

Unusually hot would be Gina Gershon.

AND ALANIS MORISSETTE....pfffft if you're into shrieking sea-hags.

This list is BULLshit!

Unusually hot would be Gina Gershon.

What?! She has blow job face! That's always hot.

*mumbles* Adrienne fucking Barbeau is unusually hot...

THIS LIST IS BOGUS man!

Srsly?! WTF?! Rachel Maddow eats box.

I think Rachel Maddow is very cute. Her intelligence seals the deal.

I wonder if the Pajibadudes are as puzzled by our Freaky-But-Hot list as I am by this Unusually-Hot list. Most of these chicks are the fug to me. Exceptions being Maggie, (what in the world is unusual about her? She's gorgemous!) Felicity and Rachel (who is just your basic pretty woman). Where is the freak? What's the freak? At least Willem has the cartoonish bone structure.

Oh, but I will give you Alanis Morissette, based soley on her Muppet-style singing as opposed to her actual looks. How does she do that?

While I agree with your choice of Tilda Swinton (she being my david bowie with a vagina fantasy du jour) I must say

what. the. fuck.

Felicia Day isn't unusually pretty! She's about as unusual as oatmeal. CMON. You want unusually hot? How about Thora Birch? Summer Glau? Radical-ass-Alien-and-Ghostbusters-era Sigourney Weaver? Christina Ricci?

FOR FUCKIN SHAME PAJIBA. For shame. I will rain down rage and justice, and you best find some crisco for the butt-reaming I'll give you

I'm one horny mofo... I love me the sex... with or without company... but I have to say, I would NOT, I repeate NOT play hide the pickle, sausage, penis, dick, cock, (pick your falic name/symbol) with anyone on this list, except for tina fey cuz she makes me laugh and I would put out for that...

Dont' get me wrong.. I love women.. oh man, skinny, tall, short, big, I loves em all... the smell, the sight of a woman naked, the curves, sweat gleaming off their suculent skin, the taste...mmm the taste... but these "people" in this list are not unusually hot.. they are less than ordinary who have found a nice nitch in hollywood (and good for them, I'm envious of that)... but for that, I would rather take the local girl down the street than those on this list... they make my manhood go manless... For shame Dustin.

I was waiting for this list & have to add my two cents that Julianne Nicholson should be on it. A little too skinny and a galaxy of freckles. She's definitely a bit odd looking, maybe too tom-boyish, but by the end of various movies I think she is totes gorgeous.

I gotta agree with Alexa though about Tilda Swinton. I totally dig the David Bowie thing she's got going on.

So you observed our preliminary discussion of Helena Bonham Carter and decided to fuck with us, huh?

You put in this barely legal upstart and deny Whedon's OG redhead.

Left field call on Megyn Price. Had to look her up to remember where I'd seen her but...yeah! Not bad!

Anyway, I knew it wouldn't work quite the same way. Like I said, a Willem Dafoe woman would just be unusually UNattractive. Yeah, this is more the "not at Hollywood Tuna" list.

Does Rachel Maddow only wear her glasses off duty? What in the FUCK, girl!! They totally cute you up! She looks more like Phranc there--not pleadin your case as well as possible!

Keep the glasses ON, MG.

I'd put Frances McDormand in over Felicity Huffman, but...we are talking about acquired tastes here. I do still think Alanis is pretty. She's gotten eww-gaunt sometimes, but I like her design overall, and she's got a nice smile.

Samantha Morton was a Manchester Brick House in "Control". I'm completely in support of that choice. Tilda, obviously ("Constantine" and "Burn After Reading" are definite high points). I don't even have to mention Tina, but I just did, and I think I'm actually a little taller than her husband. Good to know.

I can't help thinking that there's some second stringers here and I'm forgetting some of my starting lineup. But I'm blanking.

tilda swinton i can get behind (yeah, that too), but the rest not so much

"They keep their clothes on, which makes us want them to take them off even more." Um, have you seen Maggie G. in Secretary?

Au Contraire, Macafee. Tilda's got a husband AND a boyfriend. And her husband understands. She might look like Conan Obrien but she's obviously gots the good stuff. I feel like she wears that lion helmet from Chronicles of Narnia during sex. Matter of fact I feel like that's what her snatch probably looks like. Rawwr.

all white women of course...

Dustin just date guys and be done with it. Fey? Look I'm liberal, but she's just not hot. Maybe to emo white boys who are afraid their mates won't give them any if she isn't on the list, but...gawddamn.

Cute...okay maybe...nawwww not even cute, just doable.

Tilda Swinton? Yeah...really that's a looker, be honest Dustin... you didn't write this.

Tilda Swinton....she's the ANSWER to Viagra. "Trophy wife with a viagra randy 80 year old sugar Daddy? Just give yourself a Swinton make over! He'll leave you alone for year! And if he doesn't you know he's ready for the Pool boy and doesn't know the difference!"

Unnaturally Not!

Unusually hot would be Gina Gershon.

Isn't she just hot? Nothing unusual about it.

Oh wait Julie beat me to it.

I must also question the criteria i.e. the "unusual" part. Several of these women are just plain hot regardless. About the only folks who wouldn't consider them hot would be drooling meatheads that Maxim is the standard bearer of sexy.

Oh God, Dustin. The douchebags got to you, didn't they? They are holding RyRen hostage, and demand your servitude? This explains your ridiculous refusal to read Watchmen.

Blink once if they are standing right there, twice if they are recording you.

Lord God, anyone but Tilda Swinton at #1. She's like the Anti-Hetero Waif Fairy that visits straight men late at night, touches their crotch oh so briefly before they're doomed to taking it from behind for the rest of their life.

Satisfied, she then darts out to another satisfied male's place of rest, ready to wreak more havoc with her patented anti-vagina technology.

I mean, damn.

I think Dustin just called me a freak.

Fiiiine, fine....ain't the first time.

"maybe" Tina Fey. Wow.

Interestingly, this might bring in some surfers who'll prove Dustin's logic. Hmmmmm.

Most of the spare suggestions seem too traditionally attractive to fit on any list with Tilda Swinton. Cate Blanchett and Summer Glau and Sigourney Weaver are all just plain ol' hot. So is Tina Fey, glasses be damned.

Thora Birch and Christina Ricci would fit in pretty well here, I think. Points for the Maddow woman, I SO need to watch her show.

http://www.whedon.info/Summer-Glau-Vanity-Fair-Magazine.html

Summer Glau just PLAYS the crazies. She is as hot as they come.

I've always thought Samantha Morton was a cutie. I've also been attracted to Tina, Alanis, and Maggie.

BSlim>> Gina Gershon unusually hot? There ain't nothing unusual about her hotness. She is gorgeous.

Fuck all of you. I went to band camp with Tilda Swinton and it was more than any of you even deserve to imagine. Of course, I myself was deep in imagination land, but it was fucking awesome. I have the most unholy love for that woman.

Great motherfucking list Dustin, even if #1 is the only thing I agree with.

This list is largely baffling.

This - "Thora Birch? Summer Glau? Radical-ass-Alien-and-Ghostbusters-era Sigourney Weaver? Christina Ricci?" - is a list I could get behind.

I also agree with the Jennifer Tilly suggestion.

And how is Tina Fey unusually hot? She's got very traditional features, doesn't seem at all scary-freaky, and has a great bod.

I'd say Christina Ricci should be #1 on the unusual-hot list. She looks like a creepy living cupie doll but manages to be sexy as all get-out anyway.

Also, Cate Blanchett would wipe the floor with Tilda in an freaky-hot contest. Tilda's too creepy with only a dash of hot, while Cate is hot with a nice refreshing splash of freak (and she's far less likely to slice open your jugular, vaporize you with her eyes, or feast on your skin).

oh, one more: Catherine Keener

Okay, I'm done, I promise.

Felicity Huffman. Yes. Ma'am. Ever since Sports Night, "I want badly to see you naked!"
("Yeah, you better want to see me naked!")

Yeah... after Constantine came out I had this one girl who lived in my dorm who insisted that I looked EXACTLY like Tilda Swinton. However, she considered that a good thing, and I'm 90% sure that has to do with the fact that we share a prominent bone structure involving high cheek bones and angular jaw lines.

Tilda Swinton is striking though. And I'm sure that if I met her in person it would be damn near impossible to look away from those bright green eyes staring out from her typically unadorned face. There's something supernatural about them.

Katherine Keener.
Thora Birch.
Anna Paquin.

wow...awesomely terrible list. is it April 1st already?

Also I totaly agree about Catherine Keener...

Good list there, but you clearly forgot Tori Amos. Her teeth are crooked, and something tells me she doesn't trim her pubes, but goddamn, she's hot.

Tilda Swinton, though, gives me nightmares. And I love that about her.

Moment of truth time here: the only sex dream I've ever consistently had about a woman is about Sigourney Weaver, who is also unusually hot. And I'm a gay male. What does it mean??

I'm not sure how some of these are "unusually hot". Like Tina Fey, Alanis, Megyn Price, no they are just "hot". I would throw Brett Anderson, lead singer of The Donnas, in there though. She's not a conventional beauty but something about her makes me want to pin her knees to her head. Probably because she sings about being a nymphomaniac party girl. Strangely enough that IS my type.

Not much unusual about most of them. Sadly overlooked were; Christina Ricci, Lili Taylor, Sarah Polley, Sandra Oh, Maya Rudolph, Natasha Lyonne, Fairuza Balk...

BSlim, I'm no one, but seriously. Go to the bathtub; run hot water. Pour healthy scotch, take to bath. Bring sharp razor. Try to enlist Kevin Smith to make horror movie.

Seriously, your level of cranky makes me think you should have a job euthanizing animals at shelters. Ease the fuck up.

Oh wow, nice Feist shout out. I'm taking a very adorable almost 14 year old to a Feist concert next week for her birthday. I was thinking the same thing about her when I first saw her. She's got a great bod but kind of a weird face.

I'm actually pretty impressed with this list because I find almost all of these girls completely unattractive so if guys out there find them hot then yeah, I think that's a little unusual. That's why I like the guys on this site. They'll stop and appreciate some girls like this who aren't classically beautiful. I showed my boyfriend this list and he thought they were all hideous, even Tina Fey.

Posted by: patchfire at October 30, 2008 6:42 PM

Didn't you know? I make it my policy to follow the advice from random internet strangers!

I'm getting that drink and running that water as we speak.

Actually, BWeaves, I'll bet Dustin had it all planned, but just wanted to put out a "freaky men" list first knowing it'd be full of chum for the sharks and "then decide" to make a lust list.

Look at this this way: we only got ONE list. He like totally panders to you girls.

But the irony?

The men seem to be rejecting this chum.

Just can't fuckin please some sexes, huh?

Skitz, I hear ya on being horrified about Sandra Oh. I can't believe there's a guy out there who wants to do her, but I find the idea of it a little bit hot. Who is this freaky Kilted Yaksman?

I blame Rowles.

Maggie Gyllnhaal? Seriously? I wouldn't even do her the courtesy of spitting on her back to save her self esteem.

Theres no way this was written by a person who is interested in females in the slightest sexual way.

or Parmindra Nagra?

I think Rosario Dawson has a very unusual face... and fantastic chichis.

JP: Her and Eva Mendes: weird faces depending on lighting and angle, coupled with awesome racks.

That's what I'm talkin' bout.

Eva Mendes is pure sex. That scene at the beginning of We Own The Night made that movie not totally horrible. Still pretty horrible though.

Oh, and both Dawson and Mendes have drug abuse histories that's let just say makes them....mmmmmm "accessible," under the right set of circumstances.

Jay, I think some guys just think girls without a tan are freaky looking. My boyfriend is practically repulsed by me when I don't have a tan. I don't get it.

becks: Actually I can't find any confirmation on that, it was all Mendes. To get Dawson drugged you'd have to ...ah, create the circumstance, and commit a felony.

Why all the hate for Sandra Oh? I'd let her break my pelvis.

hush yo mouf certamente, Rowles ain't got no love for no black lady.

The second half of the comment section contains the real list, I think. Y'all dudes should get together and make yourselves a mutiny chick list.

I would definitely put Rachel Griffiths on my unusually hot list. I think she's bangin'. I'd go gay for her.

Me too, but she has to go back to her dark hair. Why does every pretty brunette eventually have to dye it to some sick shade of dishwater blonde?

Skitzs, JP, I'm just joking. lately people have been taken my words and assuming I'm really the idiot I appear to be. I assure you I do not for one second think that Rowles is a racist, homo yes, racist no. I hope I've cleared this matter up.

BSlim you fucking crack me up..uggos indeed. There are some WEIRDOS on this list. And not in the good way.

Lucy Liu
Jennifer Tilly (I think women mention her because both her tits AND her skin are fantastic- at 50 years of age)
Rose McGowan (pre-Rodriguez and "car accident")
Angela Basset

Jennifer Tilly (I think women mention her because both her tits AND her skin are fantastic- at 50 years of age)
Rose McGowan (pre-Rodriguez and "car accident")
Angela Basset

In the words of Hank Venture: What are you talking about, crazy lady?! MAKE SENSE!

The Real List:

10 Selma Blair
9 Catherine Keener
8 Rose McGowan
7 Thora Birch
6 Rashida Jones
5 Anna Paquin
4 Lucy Liu
3 Zooey Deschanel
2 Eva Mendes
1 Rosario Dawson

Discuss.

Clea Duvall anyone?

David? Listen to me.

I think you did pick someone whose looks have some eccentricity.

Now get outta here! RUN! It's too late for me!

They are all thin and white. What is unusual about that?

Janeane Garofalo. Funny, sarcastic... lips and glasses. She's my perfect Mirna Minx!

Dustin, all kidding aside, I do get your point. I suppose I went for the "unusual", women perhaps outside the classical view of gorgeous, versus your picks which I think could be better described as "eccentric". Plus, I pretty much cheated with Eva, who is unmitigatedly hot. Absent from my list are singers, which would surely result in a list more in keeping with the spirit of your list. With singers, the voice and words are more likely to transcend the appearance for me compared to actresses.

God DAMN you people! Not the ladies, but the fellas - can't you see this is an impossible list? THERE IS NO LIST (okay, maybe Swinton)! Selma Blair? Rashida Jones? Zooey D? Are you fucking cuh-razyzee Jackseppelin (no offense)? They're all hot! Hot Lava hot! Tyra Banks? Yeah, the bitch be crazy as a shithouse rat, but there ain't nothing there that'll make you do a double-take before dropping your drawers should she wanna get to humperin'... Gina Gershon? WHAT THE FUCK? BSlim had it both right and wrong, you sonsabitches! Y'see - Rowles has created a list that, quite simply, cannot be a list. If this were renamed "Ten Most Quirky Celebrity Women You'd Like To Get Down With" fine. But this "Unusually-Hot" thing DOES NOT EXIST! The "Industry", as sad as it may seem, is based of looks for women (der!) - yeah, talent plays a (small) part, but generally, it's looks. You think Janis Joplin woulda gotten a fucking second of attention in today's music biddness? Fuck no. For guys, it's different - there's always gonna be the nitwit, the second fiddle, the diamond in the rough, the fat best friend, the hero-nerd, the ghoul with a heart of gold, the kooky wallflower - does any of that apply to women? No. Not unless you're talking about the "take-my-glasses-off & let-my-hair-down" variety. THERE. IS. NO. LIST. All of the women listed are beautiful. But the thing is, all the women are also outside the realm of "Hollywood" beauty. They choose independent films, they fly below the radar, they aren't in all the gossip rags ('cept for maybe the Olsen Twins). No, they're not Maxim/Esquire/GQ cover women, but they're all foxxxy in they're own capacity, which makes this list IMPOSSIBLE.

I gotta go take a dook. Sorry I was so long-winded...

Skitz, you're a class guy.

Thanks Pook. I owe you a stiff drink.

How does one take a dump followed by a stiff drink? Your innards must be distressed at this point. Skitz my friend, just call it a night. You can live to fight another day.

As these final hours tick down, a verdict of epic proportions will be given, a verdict that will reverberate around the world and has with it the potential to change the political landscape forever. Like all social critics that comment for the benefit of those citizens that are somewhat limited in their powers of reasoning, I will write my final argument concerning this political tsunami that has reached the shores of this great land. On Tuesday I will publish my thoughts on the pages of pajiba.

Mr. Tony, your homophobia is not wanted or needed here, please leave.

OrRoy, you do not respect women, please leave.

pasadenamike we don't objectify women here at pajiba, please leave.

Okay, I've kept my trap shut about this but I can bear it no longer. Maggie Gyllenhaal?!

I.. just... don't get it. At all. I was actually cringing in embarrassment during TDK when the Joker kept calling her "beautiful". And yes, I realize I was embarrassed for a fictional character, but I'm just a sensitive soul like that.

From this list, I find only Feist and Tina Fey hot. But they're not freaking looking. Who said Fairuza Balk?! That's PURRRRFECT! Yes yes. Hot but hella freaky.

My list

Tilda Swinton (love or despise her, she's definitely unforgettable)
http://blogs.indiewire.com/thelostboy/tilda-swinton-yves-saint-laurent-dress.jpg

Catherine Keener (gotta love classical faces and Roman-style noses)
http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/catherine-keener/pictures/catherine-keener-picture-1.jpg

Katee Sackhoff (who doesn't love a battlestar babe who gets bloody noses, knocks mofos out, swears like a sailor and can outdrink an entire crew?)
http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/68/53/0000046853_20080228140815.jpg

Summer Glau (omg firefly http://www.plunderguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/summer-glau-2.jpg

Christina Ricci (a relatively normal child actress turned regular actress, and not constantly making a damn fool of herself either! yay)
http://www.madhauscreative.com/Components/PERSONAL%20PAGES/FUN%20STUFF/hollywood_hotties/ChristinaRicciVogue.jpg

Shannyn Sossamon (a tad too thin for my tastes, but she's definitely crazy cool)
http://midlandsphotonicscluster.org/images/Shannyn-Sossamon.jpg

Grace Jones (a strong femme, a little crazy in the best way, and still gorgeous after decades)
http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Grace-Jones-Photograph-C12141611.jpeg

Bjork (a strange mix of childlike and insane)
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/09/26/bjork300-1.jpg

Erykah Badu (soulful, womanly, eccentric, and has seriously the best smile ever)
http://floortwo.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/erykah-badu.jpg

Rosario Dawson (strangely geeky but awesomely hawt, I LOVE how oversized her features are on her face)
http://www.thecinemasource.com/moviesdb/images/Rosario%20Dawson%20-%201%20-%20300%20-%20RENT.jpg

AND NUMBER ONE IS DARIA FUCKIN MORGENDORFER
http://drmikessteakdinner.com/uploads/daria.jpg

I'm sorry Dustin we love you. We just love giving you a hard time more

Yawn. A bunch of thin white women. Tilda rocks my boat because she's hot and androgynous and Rachel Maddow is a mighty fine looking lesbian, but really, this list is mostly bland as toast. White toast. White diet toast.

I don't really find Samantha Morton, Megyn Price, or Felicia Day all that hot, pretty and unusual but not hot to me. The rest are super freaky hot, particularly Tilda Swinton. Yeah, I'm also into David Bowie.

Speaking of freaky, the completely impossible standards of some of the basement dwellers in the comments are killing me. Turn off the porn, boys!

I've said it before and I'll say it again...

Tilda Swinton frightens the piss out of me. I believe that if I ran into her on the street, I would wet myself and run the opposite direction. She just has a creep factor that I can't get over.

Don't you people ever sleep? Or work?

Jay, I wrote down Jennifer Tilly because to me she seems to be an untraditional beauty, one who might not automatically pop up in the minds of Maxim readers. Untraditional because she has odd features, is 50 this year and is pretty damn curvy in a world of stick women. Also, that voice.

But now that I think about it, after Bound there probably aren't many men alive that would deny her a spot on a list of hot women. And for hot women over 50, she may just take the top prize.

Having said that, she is totally the kind of chick that I want to do. Soft and feminine, but looks like she's totally into some dirty shit. And you know she can keep a secret.

Nice to know I am not the only Megyn Price fan. I also heart Alanis.

Interesting list.

Jay: Ok, I like that list. I'm thinking

Sela Ward
Michelle Pfeifer
Sharon Stone
Olivia Newton John
Helen Mirren
Jane Seymour
Goldie Hawn
Christie Brinkley
Cheryl Ladd

Oh actually Julie Christie should be on there too. I think she actually got better with age. Her features softened up.

Ingrid MF'ing Michaelson!!! Anybody who doesn't think Ingrid Michaelson is the most inticing woman alive, then you're gay. Nothing wrong with being gay, in fact, if you're a man, I encourage it, and if you're a woman I discourage. On the sole basis that there will be less competition for me. I figure if I convince everyone to be gay (in the 'not liking women' sense), then eventually she'll get around to me and I'll be waiting...patiently dry-humping my Gibson hollowbody, you know, because of the transferance. Easier to pretend that something you love is something else that you'll never get to...(sob)

Anyway, if you don't know who she is, go to youtube and search "Ingrid Michaelson Berklee", because her Berkley performance was awesome. If you've ever seen BB King perform, you'll see the similarities in the way they treat the stage and their fans. Different music entirely, but she tells funny stories and jokes between songs...

One day, when I switch brains with Ben Affleck (cuz my brain is better), she will be mine. Right after I ditch Jlo by calling her Rosie Perez mid-coitus.

I forgot Candice Bergen! I made a video of myself, in full Murphy Brown attire, doing a report for FYI when I was 10. She was pretty much the idol for girls my age when I was growing up. Great list and I have to say my favorite pick is definitely Maggie Smith. Adorable.

Rachel Maddow? Is this politics or attraction? Then from the right it is Laura Ingram.

I always found Ellen Barkin, hot. But, I loved a young Tea'Leoni.

It's like what was said earlier about how one's music can overtake one's looks. That can be a negative experience too.

Damn that. I loves me some Geek Chic.

That was such an epic fail of a post, it just blows my mind.

I am still going with Sade as my top spot. But Summer Glau and Christina Ricci are great picks.

Sir Maximus, you should see the women I'd put on the Hot Lava list.

I wish I had Rachel Maddow's hair.

Uh...I think number 3 is a dude.....just thought you should know.