Pajiba

no love for the chicks? The skirts, the dames, the broads?

How does Lance Henriksen's Droid commercials not make this list? The minute I heard it, I thought "Best actor/product pairing ever!"

I could swear that there's an allergy medicine commercial that has Antonio Banderas voicing it. Anyone know which one I mean?

I think there's a bee flying around in it. B for Banderas maybe?

Michael C. Hall does some car commercials as well...I already forget which ones. But if they're serial killer/cancer survivor recommended they must be good.

I second Coveredinbees; where's Allison Janney for Kaiser? Living in Oakland, when I hear those commercials on the radio, I like to imagine CJ Cregg moved back to Berkeley and became president of Kaiser's board.

mswas,

Nasonex.

i never saw the last 2.

Mafer

OMG has that been Billy Crudup this whole time!?!

I'm gonna tell everyone I know.

Keifer Sutherland and Jeff Bridges have the best commercial voices imo.

Two more things:

HAAAAAAAAAAAM! His voice makes me all tingly for ridiculous cars. Such is his power.

Gene Hackman does Lowe's?! I had no idea.

Miley Cyrus for Dos Equis?

Remember that time we gave them MORE FUCKING MONEY?
Monkeypussy.

Wow, she's got herself wrapped around him like nothing else in that photo, huh? Is this to remind us stay away from her man's meat, or is it to remind us that she exists? Both, probably. What has she done since that asinine 'A lesbian is just a straight girl who hasn't found the right man yet' film? I mean, other than giving her face the Leatherface treatment?

You're welcome.

And for the black people I would like to nominate Regina King for Always - Have a Happy Period!

I'm chastising you for leaving out Allison Janney and Kaiser. I may think Kaiser is the devil, but I always watch/listen to her commercials.

And if you live in Sonoma County, you can hear George Segal doing the radio ads for a local bistro. Which is pretty great.

I had no idea that was Billy Crudup.

Okay, so I know that dog commercial by heart b/c I remember crying the first time I saw it and turning the channel any time it came on after that. I had NO IDEA that was David D narrating it. God that is one heartbreaking fucking commercial. And I had to watch it again b/c I didn't realize it was THAT commercial so I played it to hear David. Damn you, Pajiba.

Whoa whoa whoa.

James Earl Jones, motherfucker, for ... whatever. Otherwise, I couldn't tell any of these people apart from commercial or animation work.

You need not furrow your brow, save that energy for the upcoming ZOMBIE ATTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCKKKKK!!!

Have to disagree with Jon Hamm.
Pajiba may find him delicious, but he's got a generic voice and cadence. Certainly not as Distinctive as some of the others mentioned on the list or in the comments.

Also how about Mike fucking Rowe?

Michael C Hall's car commercials are fucking awesome.

I have two super-powers: I can always get a parking space right by the door. Without driving around like an American.

And I can name that voice-over in two syllables.

Can't win the fucking lotto, though.

DANG IT, PAJIBA!!

I came here to have my mind blown by the fact that Billy Crudup is the voice of Mastercard, not to burst into tears because those dogs don't know how they ended up in the shelter, but know that they're good dogs.

Stupid, moving, heart-wrenching commercial.

Excuse me. I must go and hug my dog. I bid you "good day."

I'm confused as to why you would pay what I assume is top dollar for someone like George Clooney to voiceover your commercial and not show him or associate him in any direct way with your product? I realize that Budweiser does not need such celebrity endorsement to sell their shitty beer as they've already cornered the beer market and continue to force small-time microbreweries to fight tooth and nail to serve to even a limited customer base.

THAT SAID, it seems like an incredible waste of money. It's not like there was anything Clooney-esque about the commercial that you could say he was voicing it for a sense of irony, and I don't think that many people will realize it's him speaking or register that that means a type of endorsement. And there must be hundreds of other decent voiceover actors they could hire instead-- guys who probably need the money more than Clooney.

"Commercials". Somewhere, my advertising prof is feeling a stabbing pain.

Funny, but whenever I used to see a Mastercard commercial, I would always think about leaving my gorgeous pregnant actress girlfriend for an overrated younger actress girlfriend.

Damn! That is a good ad campaign!