Pajiba

Except for Felicia Day, of course.

Obviously you left off the hottest one of all (Gillian Anderon). For shame Rowles! Boo.

You are the gayest straight man on the internet...and I love you for it.

PS: WOPR is from War Games.

No Julianne Moore? Or Rose McGowan? *tear*

At least you got Christina Hendricks and Isla Fisher, I guess.

No love for Tina Louise? oh, hottest contemporary gingers...

I concur, Snath. Bryce Dallas Howard is as hot as the sun.

Undercover Brother?

Yeah, it may be science, but some of your assumptions are faulty, specifically: some of these people are not actually gingers.

And really, no love for Julianne Moore? She was showing us the way of the ginger when some of these l'il tots were in diapers, and she's still beautiful.

Did you really think this crowd would have trouble with the WOPR reference? Ye of little faith!

Oh, Damien Lewis. Be still my beating heart.

HEY! No Louis Griffin?

Seriously Rowles, your anti-McFarlane agenda is both shallow and pedantic.

While I admire the sentiment, geek-hot

So you are snubbing Louis Griffin too?

Seriously Rowles, your anti-McFarlane agenda is both shallow and pedantic.

The fuck is the poor man's Amy Adams doing on here???

Jesus CHRIST!!!

AMY ADAMS

So, if you were reeeeealllly struggling to come up with some dudes, you didn't say they had to be actors:

In the immortal words of MK, Prince Hot Ginge! (y'know, of England. The younger one.)

I second the Laura Prepon sentiment, and also want to add Eric Stoltz.

Also, Christina Hendricks mentioned in an interview that she's been dying her hair red since she was a young teen; it's not her natural hair color.

Female demographic? Man, at least three-fourths of the women around here get lady-boners from a vast array of chicks. Don't muck up pure science by screwing with the inputs. Seth Green doesn't shower and that Grint . . . thing you included nearly ruins the entire list. That you didn't include Alyson Hannigan and Laura Prepon already makes your outcomes suspect, and I won't even get into the exclusion of Julianne Moore, one of the very few actresses for whom we have definitive proof that the carpet matches the drapes.

no Agent Scully? For shame!! And I 2nd and 3rd and whatever the lack of Julianne Moore on this list.

That picture of Rupert Grint makes me cum every time I see it.

I second Kevin McKidd. I know no one watches Grey's Anatomy anymore, which is a shame, because mmmmm.

Also, no love for Amy Adams? Are you just mad about "Leap Year" and that shopping movie I can't remember the name of?

SETH GREEEEEN! I lurve him.
Never though of Michael C. Hall as a ginger...but I'll accept that. Makes him sexier actually...

And that picture of Ruper Grint! Never saw that sexiness coming.
Bunk!

Not to shatter y'all's dreams, but Gillian Anderson ain't a real redhead either.

@Skewecide blonde: I know, but she still rocks it. She's pre-raphaelite perfection.

Seth Green was ranked higher than Christina Hendricks?! I'm shocked, and in my Mad Men mode of the week, I will not accept this.
And no Lauren Ambrose? Sheesh, or Jenny Lewis for that matter. Them redheads are drop dead gorgeous, as pretty as a gay man can describe them.

Where in the hot buttered HELL is Conan O'Brien?! Gaaahhhhhh!!!

Oh, thank you for including Damian Lewis in this list. That man is walking sexy, and he's also a damned fine actor who got shafted badly by NBC. Yeah, I'm still bitter about "Life."

In conclusion, I will be in my bunk. G'night, everybody.

DR trying to write a list with sexual implications is like watching Rachel Ray cook while having an epileptic seizure.

Oh it'll get done, but it's gonna be one hell of an infuriating, messy ride.

So nobody else harbors a slightly inappropriate crush on Ginny Weasley?

(silence)

(crickets)

You guys are bitches.

Other than that, top marks on the list.

Pffft. This list is bullshit. I'm not even on it!

Right there with you, mswas. When I clicked on the link I just assumed this was a not-so-subtle leadup to a big, grinning Co-Co at number one.

Expectations, thwarted.

I have a folder on my computer called WOPR and have maintained that folder for over ten years. It contains the games. Chess is there, but, alas, there is no global thermonuclear war.

It's OK, Doctor, I'm with you on inappropriate Weasley crushes. Although, I would say Ginny Weasley over Bonnie Wright, easily.

I'll let the rest of y'all debate. I'm just happy to see Karen Gillan.

Oh Lawd, this list needs some additions!

*Julianne Moore

*I don't care how old she is now, but SUSAN SARANDON

*EWAN FREAKIN' MCGREGOR (no offense to Seth, he's adorable, but seriously? Where is Ewan on this list? He's one of the hottest ginger men EVER.)

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2009/09/EWAN-MCGREGOR-GEORGE-CLOONEY-MEN-WHO-STARE-AT-GOATS.jpg

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q290/pitbull_58/mcgregor.jpg

Guh! I'll take the other omissions in stride, but Ewan NEEDS to be added. To have Seth Green on this list and not him is criminal!

*I would also like to add strike/tour beard Conan O'Brien. The other day I saw him, full beard, and was struck by how hot he is. It weirded me out a bit, but not enough for me not to enjoy it.;)

LINDSAY LOHAN WILL TWEET OF THIS!!!

how can you include a War Games reference and leave out Jenny Lewis?

Where's Alan Tudyk?! Not gingery enough?

http://bit.ly/bGIYhQ

- posted from my bunk via the magic, far speaking box

So is WOPR War Operation Plan Reponse or did you mean to type WORP, which is baseball stands for "Wins Over Replacement Player." It's basically a way to value players by calculating how many wins they bring your team over a league average for the same position.

Example: Albert Pujols' WORP is like 100 billion or something stupid high like that.

Anyway, the idea of creating called DEORA (Dollar Earned Over Replacement Actor) would be an interesting concept. It could possibly give movie studios a way to evaluate actors and either worth to a movie. Maybe I should come up with that formula and present it to Harvey Weinstein.

I'm sorry, but Felicia Day is cute. Sort of. Not hot. There's a HUGE difference. Christina Hendricks? HOT. Michael C. Hall (is he ginger?)? Hot. Felicia Day? If I was single I wouldn't say no, but I'm not getting too excited about it. Same with Seth Green.

I will never forget that this is the day you said Christina Hendricks is less hot than Seth Green. NEVER FORGET!

@Melodie

The only time I wanna hear the words "hot", "ginger", and "Lohan" is if someone is throwing her in a boiling vat of said ingredients. I've now moved on to using her name in reference to roadkill.

"Yeah dude, someone hit a big deer and left all kinds of Lindsay Lohan on the side of the road."

"It was late at night and I guess I didn't notice I ran over some Lindsay Lohan. Now that shit's all over my tires..."

"That Lindsay Lohan is so foul not even the crows are picking at it..."

It's fun, whatever!

Ah, Dustin. It must be a simple typo, but, yes, I understand your reference. You meant to spell WOPAT, referring, of course, to Tom Wopat, of Dukes of Hazzard and country music fame. He remains the world's foremost authority on gingers. But I deduce a deeper meaning to your decision to drop the Wopat name.

Certainly the meaning behind the meaning is that Dukes was on CBS, the same channel (THE SAME!!!) as Gilligan's Island. And yes, Tina Louise as Ginger. Though I am a Mary Ann man myself, I agree; she is #0 on your list - the Uber-Ginger, making all other gingers lowercase.
I rest my case and wish you a good day, sir.

Damian Lewis - Yes!
Seth Green - No
Sub in Lucius Voreus for Green.
Top place is a a three way tie (heh heh, three way, heh heh) between Gillian Anderson, CoCo and Julianne Moore.

WarGames...nom nom nom.

*emerges from beneath her desk/bunk*

I'm sorry, I just can't help myself when I see Seth Green. And all of the Seth Green hate means there's just more for me to love of the wee man!

But I would've liked to see Alan Tyduck on here somewhere too.

And now I'm imagining a Seth Green, Quorren, Alan Tyduck sandwich and it is GLORIOUS! There are angels singing and everything.

Johny Von Awesome: That was funny. Thank you.

I'm gonna marry Felicia Day. So all of you back off.
I mean it.

Seth Green looks like a fucking troll and YOU ARE SO WRONG.

Change him for Eric Stoltz and I may forgive you. You goddamn monster.

Plus Conan O'Brien, dude. Sheesh.

Laura Prepon lost at life when she went blonde. I'll never forgive her.

Since when is Michael C. Hall a redhead? He doesn't even look red haired in that picture.

As for the dudes, um... Kevin McKidd and Alan Tudyk? How the fuck could you forget either of those? Damn.

And I agree that real red hair (not dyed) is what should count. Otherwise, a list of hot black actors would have to include Robert Downey Jr.

What about Deborah Ann Woll (Jessica from True Blood)? She's gorgeous.

I'm just going to go ahead and say it... No discussion of hot gingers can be complete without mention of Pajibas own... Rusty. {{looks sheepishly down at my feet while kicking a pebble}}

I suppose you can be forgiven for omitting the Busted Tees model, but she's the real Ginger Next Door. No, not the one that wants to kill you -- you have to look in the other window. There, there she is. The corruptible one, with the rack.

This is bullshit, I spend all my time making topless facebook profiles pics of my self and Grint still beats me. For fucks sake the kid makes gingers look like comedy relief not secondary characters in their own sitcom.

Seth Green? Dudes... no.

I also think Amy Adams is better looking than Felicia Day.

I was getting all ready to say, indignantly, what about Damien Lewis?! But he's here, and I should never have doubted you. Although I do doubt the science that could have placed Christina Hendricks not only at #7, but behind Seth Green.

Ah, Damien Lewis.

Later. Bunk.

I'm all for Hendricks and whatnot, she's amazing. But she's not a ginger.

You're a sweetie, logar, but I can't really compete with people who are hot professionally. I'm still only amateur level cute with a good working knowledge of my angles.

For red-headed men: Alexi Lalas who I STILL believe should be Captain America. That jawline just screams "justice"!

No Alicia Witt?

Roisin Murphy.

Yeah is the list backwards?
Hendricks is hotter than Day.
By....like, alot.

Also, where is Alicia Witt?

And a few of these I dont even consider ginger.

Michael C Hall I wouldn't call ginger even if the whole family on Six Feet Under took after their strawberry rooted mother.

And actually...yeah...none of these people are Ginger, not by the classic definition.

Well, maybe Damien Lewis.
To me a Ginger is pasty pale, almost pinkish, with freckles and ORANGE hair. Carrot tops, literally.

Redheads have red or orangISH hair and very pale skin. Maybe some freckles but not the total covering of Gingers.

These guys are red heads. This list is erroneous.
ERRONEOUS I SAY.

Some days I worry that I have some ginger traces.
As a kid I very briefly had reddish hair, and even though my hair is brown now, it's a reddish brown.

I tan like a ginger, which is to say I burn, then freckle, and I am a freckly, freckly motherfucker as most of my FB Pajibans already know.

wow, that's a lot of comments. who would have thought there were so many invested factions willing to hit the mat on what exactly constitutes a ginger let alone a hot ginger.

must have either been a quiet night on tv, or we gingers are really witches. gingerism may simply be a mark of the devil.

To 10 hotties.
Only 4 of them are guys.
Only 2 of those 4 can even remotely be considered hot.
You're losing brownie points rapidly. Though you gained some by not including a Lohan on the list.

What? No Groundskeeper Willy?

I had no idea Michael C. Hall was a red-head.

I dunno, like water I just don't think oil mixes with sex. I mean...it's all oily! You're effectively saying "well...guess my mouth's not going anywhere now!" Who wants that kind of limitation? "Wow, I can imagine....uh....rubbing you...I guess...and then not being able to touch anything else in the room...fantastic!" And remember "Match Point"? Jesus, you've ruined the sheets!

But then, I don't get the whole softcore fighting thing. It's so angry! People are moving too fast, grimacing, you're not really getting a good, flattering look at anything...if this isn't gonna be sex then please take your discord elsewhere, it's not relaxing me.

Crazy how flippin fired up {hee hee} you people got about this Ginger
topic! So many comments. Erm, that said ...

@Nadine: small quibbles with your note re 'Strawberry Blonde'. Tis not a
blonde w/ a hint of red. It's red with a blonde-ish-ness and a distinct
multi-haired coloration througout. My cosmetologist grandma (rip '88)
called it Titian {tee-shan}. Me? I consider myself a redhead, burn very
easily, fair-skinned and can't stand the sun much at all.

Much love, Ranty Mc MoMo {took an antihistmine and then had a
starbucks this morning. I'm all over the damn place today}

"Some people call you gingerballs, they'll call you gingerballs..."

I want Murray Hewitt on this list.

when did ron weasley get sort of hot?

Christina Hendricks is Number 1.... By Default...

Seriously, Don't upset the Internet. Fix the list before we get our pitchforks and torches.

Natalya Rudakova. Game over.