Pajiba

Moist is one of the best words, Byrd. Also, I've already used dookie today so only nine more to go.

Chafe.

"Moist" always squicked me out when used to describe anything other than soil.

Reading them together makes it infinitely worse.

Greasy chunky discharge.

My son and I have this talk frequently as he knows how make me cringe with words... moist is on the list as is gelatanous.

belly

pustulent

smegma

Dookie's kind of a cute word. I hate the word "pus."

orifice.

Recidivist. Tinny sort of word. Tin tin tin!

As this is surely a precursor for the "best words" list, I'm already throwing a shitfit that I won't see:

Mulligatawny
Lachrymose
Eleemosynary
Avarice
Shambolic

smegma

OK, you win. Every time I see that word, I cringe.

Oh....and blumpkin

I'll submit "panties" and "lover". I also concur with "moist".

And for a timely edition, let us not forget "refudiate", for inflating the coiner of said word's ego more than I thought humanly possible. Go suck a bag of dicks, Oxford.

I hate the word "moist". It's the worst. shudder...

My vote is for Moist!

D-Day, that's craziness. Recidivist is a fantastic word. I listen to the first couple seconds of MC Frontalot's "Special Delivery" just so I can hear him say "recidivist", then I skip to the next track.

Irkutsk.

dongle

I stick with the etymologists on "dookie" and use its original Canadian form of "bieber".

Frottage

OK, I'm amazed smegma didn't make the list. However, you are all wrong. The grossest word in the English language is:

GLEET
Definition: An abnormal puslike discharge from a bodily orifice in humans or animals, esp. a discharge from the urethra caused by gonorrhea.

Usage: "Get that gleet outta here!" "You're fulla gleet!" and "I'm hungry, wanna go get a gleetburger?"

If "panties" is so bad, what do you say instead? Every other word I can think of seems non-specific.

Scrofulous.
Also, crusty panties is a most unpleasant word combination.

Squirt

Belgium!

"Crud"

I hate that word.

Heigl?

Kristen, Hot & Crusty...NYC. Makes sense right? http://hotandcrusty.com/

Re: This list is missing the moistyliciosness of being moistened.

It's also missing a u.

I've been power-watching Spartacus, and I'm really getting sick of "cock".

Que the "I never get sick of cock" jokes, you trollops.

Vagina. SO FUCKING VIOLENT.

What's wrong with moist? Seriously. It's a very descrptive word slapping down nicely between two other words. "halfway through its gelatinization, his foot wasn't arid, but it wasn't sopping either...just moist"

Also, one of my favorite words is "Sanguine"

drainage (as in when you have a head cold) -
[shudders]

@Todd
RE: Panties

-- Chonies
-- Unnerwears
-- Lingeray

I'm kind of fond of "gargle" and "gizzard."
Oh..I'm guess I'm biased with "G's."

I completely agree with "moist" and "panties."

And I nominate "poem." It's just awkward.

@Todd

In my neck of the woods we call them knickers.

One of my favorite words (always): diabolical.

Moist.
Bulbous.

Dookie (spelled Dukie) was my first word. Our dog's name was Dukie.

Antediluvian is my favorite SAT word from back in the day. I like the biblical disaster words.

As an English teacher, I am so sick of "plethera."
"Myriad" is also becoming ubiquitous.

Panties and titties. Awful, cringe inducing words.

I've always loved pusillanimous and concupescent! A great vocabulary has the power to make me, dare I say, *moist*.

Marzipan.

We've had the "moist panties" discussion here before, a long time ago, though I'm totally in favor of both words. The consensus was that they should instead be called "humescent beaver frocks" - but never ever "underpants." Everyone can agree that that's wrong.

Look, everybody gets a greasy crevice from the chunky discharge caused by dropping a dookie after eating some gizzard. Slap some ointment on it and man the fuck up before I make you gargle my bulbous scrotal gleet until your panties are moist and I splat on your tits!

Now tell me that doesn't just read like poetry.

Ointment, comma.

Slurry.

Marc Summers says it every 5 minutes on Unwrapped.

Slurry sounds like some sort of special blowjob involving the gag reflex and letting it run all over the place.

Not saying that's an appetizing visual for normal folks, but I bet it would KILL in the fetish market.

Keep it up and soon enough you'll be calling legs "limbs", nether garments for underwear.

Victorian tendencies need to be kept in check people.

At bottom is the logic of the "dirty" mind. Even harmless references will bring innuendo. This was the infinite regress of the Victorians and they still never figured it out.

One of my least favorite terms is "political legerdemain", because it's fucking dangerous and counterproductive to the aims of a democracy.

It's not what they sound like, it's the chicanery that is encompassed therein.

Tits? Panties?

I can't say either of those words without smiling. Seriously, just try it. Impossible.

"I weary of the vaginal fear subtext of these discussions. It's sad, really."

Oooh, I just thought of a word I love: Smug.

I can't see "chunky"

Here in Canada you can buy a Kit Kat Chunky chocolate bar. If it was Kit Kat Moist n'Chunky-now with Extra Gleet-eeeew

How about chancre?

"My crevice is greasy," the chunky, diabetic man said to his thick wife. "And there is a crusty white discharge leaking out of my gizzard."
"Where's that?" his wife asked, as she itched her scrotal chin. "Is that in your throat? Just gargle."
"It ain't my throat, you dolt. It's on the outside. I'll need some kind of ointment."
"Well lather up!" she said, and slapped a gelatanous globule on his skin with a splat. "Dookie!" she cursed.
"What's the matter," he asked, coughing the mucus and phlegm out of his lungs. "You'e rubbing too hard; it's starting to chafe."
"It's not moist enough. It's like rubbing guac on your skin," she grumbled.
"Well then leave it be for now!" he barked. He set aside the magazine he was reading with Michael Bay on the cover and put his focus on the pimple that mottled his forearm. He popped the pustule, and the icky secretion squirted on his round belly. "Heh, this is a funny name. Boehner. How do you think it's pronounced."
"You know damn well how it's pronounced. Don't be a dick." She wiped the lachrymose, creamy smegma off her hands, leaving a pustulent crust behind on her sweatpants. Her hygeine had been shambolic since the doctors discovered that she was afflicted with steatorrhea. She hadn't bothered with panties in years (not that her husband noticed -- she hadn't been a resplendant lover in years).
"I can't stand recidivist politicians. Least of all that awful Rick Santorum. He's affliced with avarice!"
"We're unusually verbous for disgusting, pus-ridden, scabrous, vile blumpkins, aren't we husband?"
"Can't refudiate that, wife!"
"You don't take umbrage with it?"
"I do not!"
The man flipped the page to a picture of Justin Beiber, the quintessential taint. He shook his head with disgust and put the magazine aside. "We need to get me to the doctor. In addition to my many other ailments, my canker sores are runny!"
"I keep telling you," he wife hollared, "Those are herpes! That's why they ooze and squirt that crud all over your chin."

[superasente vomits, unable to continue]

oooh, I just thought of another word I love: Brevity.

You know what's a really pretty word for a really ugly thing?

Melanoma.

Superasente - Thank you.

Now I need to go shower and vigorously brush my teeth.

Crotch.

Seizure. I've had them, they're unpleasant.

Sputum. Avulsion (actually, I kinda like that one.) Squamous. Icteric. Edemaous. Purulet. Vesicle. Natal cleft (seriously, that is the medical term for your ass crack. Natal cleft.)

Queef. Flange. Minge. C**t. Republican. Conservative. Clegg. Cameron. Bridalplasty.

@trixie!
thank you! was wondering when someone would acknowledge my obvious breakfast club reference!

Hubby. I hate hate hate it.