The Ten Beloved TV Douche Canoes Best Suited To Round Out The Cast Of The Entourage Movie
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The Ten Beloved TV Douche Canoes Best Suited To Round Out The Cast Of The Entourage Movie

By Joanna Robinson | Seriously Random Lists | February 5, 2013 | Comments ()


Schmidt--"New Girl"

Dave Rose--"Happy Endings"

Rodney Ruxin--"The League"

Dr. Noah Werner DDS--"Suburgatory"

Ryan Howard--"The Office"

Jonah Ryan--"Veep"

Jeff Winger--"Community"

Jean Ralphio--"Parks And Recreation"

And/Or Tommy Fresh Himself

Dennis Reynolds--"It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia"

...and, as themselves...

Alex Pettyfer

John Mayer

Ryan Phillippe

Joanna Robinson still thinks the movie should be called Bring It Entourage.

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  • LaineyBobainey

    Would Dennis Duffy count as a douchebag for this or is he just too stupid to even be a douche? Because, I hate to admit this, but yeah, I love Dennis Duffy SO much!

  • Good lord, apparently I have a thing for douchebags, because I love most of the characters here. That's not good...

    Special cameo by Ted Mosby?

  • Tinkerville

    Rodney Ruxin combined with his "The Douche" character from Parks and Rec would be perfect for this. "If you're looking for douches they're in aisle me!"

  • BendinIntheWind

    Good god - I've never seen even a second of Suburgatory, but I am completely in love with that Tudyk gif.

  • Mrs. Julien


    I would have thought that would be the equivalent of "first" on this post. Or perhaps it is and I am totally uncool ...

    Point taken.

  • zeke_the_pig

    Hah! That Schmidt speech is so ridiculous and mock-able. I definitely do NOT do that completely sincerely when psyching myself up for almost anything. It would be hilarious, though - if I did. Which I don't. Hah!

  • pumpkin

    Everybody call me Ruxin.

  • F'mal DeHyde

    I didn't know Ryan Phillippe was a douche. What's he done? Besides be really good looking, that is.

  • John G.

    just look at him. He looks like he cuts the line at Starbucks.

  • F'mal DeHyde

    The horror!

  • Mrs. Julien

    Phillipe seems like the kind of guy who would try to bang the bridesmaids at his own wedding.

  • Kballs

    It always sounds like he put a little too much sliced cheese in his mouth when he talks.

  • e jerry powell

    You're saying he didn't?

  • Mrs. Julien

    The bridesmaids might have standards.

  • babykangarootribbiani

    liz lemon was right... the entourage movie IS what happens when the idiots get organized!!!

  • Monica

    Bring It Entourage is perfect! Why is it not that? It should be that exactly.

  • DeltaJuliet

    As much as I LOVE Parks and Rec, and I do, I change the channel everytime Jean Ralpio comes on. I HATE THAT GUY!

  • John G.

    well this statement is incorrect.

  • DeltaJuliet

    OK then, Jean RalpHio.

  • Mrs. Julien

    But yours is entirely accurate, John G..

  • Pants-are-a-must

    Good lord, Ryan Philippe would make Adrian Grenier look about as humble as DDL.

  • poopnado

    Which of these douches would I sleep with? All the NBC ones. I would make out with Dennis.

  • L.O.V.E.

    What about the VP's son on Homeland AND the actual kid as himself. Have you seen his douchey white boy rap from his his high school years?

    Also Chet Haze and Rob Gronkoswki are definintely making appearances.

    (I know you said "beloved", but nobody loves Dave so its an open field)

  • Jill

    Yes, a million times, yes to "Chet Haze". Anyone who can single-handedly make me re-think the decency of Tom Hanks should be on this list. No, I don't think Hanks is a saint. But that guy? Somebody fucked up. Maybe he was like that from the womb, I don't know. But if he was, then I suppose that means Wilson's womb is to blame. So...this is getting to weird even for me.
    Guy's a dick. The end.

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