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Would Dennis Duffy count as a douchebag for this or is he just too stupid to even be a douche? Because, I hate to admit this, but yeah, I love Dennis Duffy SO much!

Good lord, apparently I have a thing for douchebags, because I love most of the characters here. That's not good...

Special cameo by Ted Mosby?

Rodney Ruxin combined with his "The Douche" character from Parks and Rec would be perfect for this. "If you're looking for douches they're in aisle me!"

Good god - I've never seen even a second of Suburgatory, but I am completely in love with that Tudyk gif.

JEAN RALPHIO! DANCE UP ON ME!

I would have thought that would be the equivalent of "first" on this post. Or perhaps it is and I am totally uncool ...

Point taken.

Hah! That Schmidt speech is so ridiculous and mock-able. I definitely do NOT do that completely sincerely when psyching myself up for almost anything. It would be hilarious, though - if I did. Which I don't. Hah!

Everybody call me Ruxin.

I didn't know Ryan Phillippe was a douche. What's he done? Besides be really good looking, that is.

just look at him. He looks like he cuts the line at Starbucks.

The horror!

Phillipe seems like the kind of guy who would try to bang the bridesmaids at his own wedding.

It always sounds like he put a little too much sliced cheese in his mouth when he talks.

You're saying he didn't?

The bridesmaids might have standards.

liz lemon was right... the entourage movie IS what happens when the idiots get organized!!!

Bring It Entourage is perfect! Why is it not that? It should be that exactly.

As much as I LOVE Parks and Rec, and I do, I change the channel everytime Jean Ralpio comes on. I HATE THAT GUY!

well this statement is incorrect.

OK then, Jean RalpHio.

But yours is entirely accurate, John G..

Good lord, Ryan Philippe would make Adrian Grenier look about as humble as DDL.

Which of these douches would I sleep with? All the NBC ones. I would make out with Dennis.

What about the VP's son on Homeland AND the actual kid as himself. Have you seen his douchey white boy rap from his his high school years?

http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2012/...

Also Chet Haze and Rob Gronkoswki are definintely making appearances.

(I know you said "beloved", but nobody loves Dave so its an open field)

Yes, a million times, yes to "Chet Haze". Anyone who can single-handedly make me re-think the decency of Tom Hanks should be on this list. No, I don't think Hanks is a saint. But that guy? Somebody fucked up. Maybe he was like that from the womb, I don't know. But if he was, then I suppose that means Wilson's womb is to blame. So...this is getting to weird even for me.
Guy's a dick. The end.