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The Ten Beloved TV Douche Canoes Best Suited To Round Out The Cast Of The Entourage Movie

By Joanna Robinson | Seriously Random Lists | February 5, 2013 | Comments ()


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Schmidt--"New Girl"
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Dave Rose--"Happy Endings"
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Rodney Ruxin--"The League"
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Dr. Noah Werner DDS--"Suburgatory"
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Ryan Howard--"The Office"
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Jonah Ryan--"Veep"
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Jeff Winger--"Community"
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Jean Ralphio--"Parks And Recreation"
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And/Or Tommy Fresh Himself
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Dennis Reynolds--"It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia"
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...and, as themselves...

Alex Pettyfer
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John Mayer
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Ryan Phillippe
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Joanna Robinson still thinks the movie should be called Bring It Entourage.







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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not


  • LaineyBobainey

    Would Dennis Duffy count as a douchebag for this or is he just too stupid to even be a douche? Because, I hate to admit this, but yeah, I love Dennis Duffy SO much!

  • Good lord, apparently I have a thing for douchebags, because I love most of the characters here. That's not good...

    Special cameo by Ted Mosby?

  • Tinkerville

    Rodney Ruxin combined with his "The Douche" character from Parks and Rec would be perfect for this. "If you're looking for douches they're in aisle me!"

  • BendinIntheWind

    Good god - I've never seen even a second of Suburgatory, but I am completely in love with that Tudyk gif.

  • Mrs. Julien

    JEAN RALPHIO! DANCE UP ON ME!

    I would have thought that would be the equivalent of "first" on this post. Or perhaps it is and I am totally uncool ...

    Point taken.

  • Hah! That Schmidt speech is so ridiculous and mock-able. I definitely do NOT do that completely sincerely when psyching myself up for almost anything. It would be hilarious, though - if I did. Which I don't. Hah!

  • pumpkin

    Everybody call me Ruxin.

  • F'mal DeHyde

    I didn't know Ryan Phillippe was a douche. What's he done? Besides be really good looking, that is.

  • John G.

    just look at him. He looks like he cuts the line at Starbucks.

  • F'mal DeHyde

    The horror!

  • Mrs. Julien

    Phillipe seems like the kind of guy who would try to bang the bridesmaids at his own wedding.

  • Kballs

    It always sounds like he put a little too much sliced cheese in his mouth when he talks.

  • e jerry powell

    You're saying he didn't?

  • Mrs. Julien

    The bridesmaids might have standards.

  • babykangarootribbiani

    liz lemon was right... the entourage movie IS what happens when the idiots get organized!!!

  • Monica

    Bring It Entourage is perfect! Why is it not that? It should be that exactly.

  • DeltaJuliet

    As much as I LOVE Parks and Rec, and I do, I change the channel everytime Jean Ralpio comes on. I HATE THAT GUY!

  • John G.

    well this statement is incorrect.

  • DeltaJuliet

    OK then, Jean RalpHio.

  • Mrs. Julien

    But yours is entirely accurate, John G..

  • Pants_are_a_must

    Good lord, Ryan Philippe would make Adrian Grenier look about as humble as DDL.

  • poopnado

    Which of these douches would I sleep with? All the NBC ones. I would make out with Dennis.

  • L.O.V.E.

    What about the VP's son on Homeland AND the actual kid as himself. Have you seen his douchey white boy rap from his his high school years?

    http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2012/...

    Also Chet Haze and Rob Gronkoswki are definintely making appearances.

    (I know you said "beloved", but nobody loves Dave so its an open field)

  • Jill

    Yes, a million times, yes to "Chet Haze". Anyone who can single-handedly make me re-think the decency of Tom Hanks should be on this list. No, I don't think Hanks is a saint. But that guy? Somebody fucked up. Maybe he was like that from the womb, I don't know. But if he was, then I suppose that means Wilson's womb is to blame. So...this is getting to weird even for me.
    Guy's a dick. The end.

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