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The Surest Signs that Inside the Actors Studio Has Run Out of Real Actors: A Seriously Random List

By Courtney Enlow | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (29)



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Last night, Bradley Cooper appeared on the Bravo tentpole series Inside the Actors Studio. Nothing against Cooper, honestly. Anyone who ever appeared in a Stella short receives a full life pass from me (and he appeared in two, and Wet Hot American Summer, so triply so). But his work is not exactly ITAS caliber. That said, there’s only so many Lauren Bacalls and Dustin Hoffmans. Somewhere along the way, they just ran out.

Quick aside, did anyone else actually watch this? You guys, what the fuck happened to Renee Zellweger’s face? It got worse. She looks 100. Choose face over body and eat something, Bridget!

Here are some of the guests who made the MFA playwright students wonder if they were really getting their tuition’s worth.


10. James Lipton (guest in the 200th episode)

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9. Cameron Diaz

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8. Brooke Shields

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7. Teri Hatcher

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6. Barbara Walters

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5. Bradley Cooper

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4. Jennifer Lopez

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3. Bon Jovi (yes, the whole band)

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2. Billy Joel

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1. Jay Leno

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Comments

I couldn't watch the whole thing. I made it Renee Zellwegger not looking too good, and I had to change it. Watching a grown man cry on television is uncomfortable.

Posted by: Will at March 15, 2011 2:09 PM

Anyone else remember when people like Paul Newman went on? Those were the days.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at March 15, 2011 2:17 PM

I remember watching about 5 minutes of the J-Lo interview, then realizing that I just felt sorry for James Lipton and how he had turned into a joke because he had to pretend like JLo was important and I had to turn it off. Never been back.

Posted by: figgy at March 15, 2011 2:27 PM

I can't watch James Lipton for too long without feeling sorry for him. The fawning! I just can't take the fawning.

Posted by: Paul Southworth at March 15, 2011 2:38 PM

Cooper gets a lifetime pass from me for his brief stint on Nip/Tuck. That being said, however, Inside the Actors Studio has indeed lost all credibility.

Posted by: Mel C. at March 15, 2011 2:40 PM

Need I point this out?: A lot of these guys aren't even actors.

Posted by: sars at March 15, 2011 2:43 PM

My favorite was Clint Eastwood.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at March 15, 2011 2:45 PM

Realistically, are there any name movie stars, writers or directors left who are affiliated with Actors Studio anymore? I mean, back in the day, for as much of an acting lightweight as people thought she was, even Marilyn Monroe was a member in good standing. Mickey Rourke would be hard on the cameras, but at least he's still a Studio member.

Posted by: Jerry at March 15, 2011 3:10 PM

Brooke Shields is still alive?

Posted by: The Wanderer at March 15, 2011 3:13 PM

Paul Newman's interview was wonderful.

JL: What job would you least like to do?
PN: A greeter

Also good was the Colin Firth show.

JL: If heaven exists, what would you like God to say to you on arrival?
CF: Actually I quite enjoyed your performance in Mamma Mia

But I agree, the way Lipton fawns is just uncomfortable to watch. I'm so embarrassed for him in every episode.

Posted by: PaddyDog at March 15, 2011 3:13 PM

Ok...Clint Eastwood and Morgan Freeman.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at March 15, 2011 3:23 PM

I loved the one where he interviewed the cast of the Simpsons. That was way back when that show was still funny, of course.

Posted by: figgy at March 15, 2011 3:54 PM

Some inside baseball: The MFA program that was associated with the Actor's Studio is no longer a part of that program; James Lipton leaving was one of the reasons why. It's now part of the New School.

Posted by: Withnails at March 15, 2011 3:55 PM

The J Lo interview is when I realized the show was shite.

Posted by: Stella at March 15, 2011 3:59 PM

I am born anew in his genius.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at March 15, 2011 4:00 PM

His work is "scrumtrulescent."

Posted by: Mrs Smith at March 15, 2011 4:15 PM

So you loathe Lipton's fawning, yet you give yourselves a collective pass for doing the exact same thing with you pathetic loser pal Conan? The same Conan who was recently PWNed by the Hasty Pudding Club at the same Harvard University where he, Conan went to school? The same Conan who is getting PWNed in the ratings by Leno, even in the 'coveted' 18-49 bracket?

That Conan?

And if you hate the show so much, then why the fuck do you continue to watch it, as doing so merely ensures that the show gets ratings and thus continues to appear on tv?

Oh, and Stella, FAIL for the lamo attempt at being British.

Loser.

Posted by: Mr. pancake at March 15, 2011 4:23 PM

Anyone using "pwned" in a non-ironic sense no longer has a good enough standing to be able to call someone else a "loser".

Posted by: ingres at March 15, 2011 4:33 PM

Psssst... Pancake troll...

4chan? Right over there...

You can see yourself out.

Posted by: Schpida (he is our hero) at March 15, 2011 4:36 PM

Holy crap. I need a drink.

Posted by: J9 at March 15, 2011 4:38 PM

I just think that it is funny Bradley Cooper was in the audience not too long ago and now he's in the chair.

What I like about Inside The Actor's Studio is that James Lipton does a shit ton of research and is able to get very honest and unflinching interviews from all of his guests. All of them--even the not-so big names. (Some of my favorites: John Cusack, Hugh Laurie, Natalie Portman, Dave Chappelle (and I don't even like his comedy he was just honest as shit post-Africa), and Johnny Depp). Not to mention the questions at the end! How poetic!

On the other hand, you could just watch the Robin Williams episode on a loop.

Plus JL is EIGHTY SOMETHING YEARS OLD. HE'S IMMORTAL.

Posted by: grace b at March 15, 2011 4:44 PM

Dave Chappelle (and I don't even like his comedy he was just honest as shit post-Africa)

Chappelle's is one of my all-time faves. Slightly behind it is Kevin Spacey's purely for Lipton's insistence that he do all his impressions.

Posted by: branded at March 15, 2011 9:39 PM

Are you serious with those photos?
Are those actual guests?
Really?

No...really?
Seriously?

This is the Onion News, right?

Posted by: OldSchool60 at March 15, 2011 10:05 PM

Cos anything can happen when two people share a cell, cuz.

Posted by: zeke the pig at March 16, 2011 5:45 AM

Mr. Julien and I still do our impressions of Kevin Spacey's impression of Al Pacino. "Ooohhh. Funny!"

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at March 16, 2011 9:40 AM

What about Leno's stunning performance as...er...himself in an episode of Homicide?

Posted by: Helder at March 16, 2011 3:22 PM

1) That picture of Cameron Diaz was from the 10 minutes that I adored her. Now, I feel the opposite.

2) I was under the impression that actual actors were supposed to be on Inside The Actor's Studio. Since when are Babs & Bon Jovi actors? Billy Joel at least was in Oliver & Company.

Posted by: MeganTheFirst at March 17, 2011 11:40 AM

I'd just like to open your eyes to somethings that everyone over looks about the show Inside the Actors Studio having been one of the students in the audience, graduating there and sitting in on edit sessions with James Lipton and the directors.
1. The sessions are really four hours long. Some, like Spielberg and Hanks were even longer. Spielberg actually went until they ran out of master tape. The sessions are now edited down under 45mins. I think it is 38 mins all together. So it is not easy getting all the material they want into the show and trying to get all the best material in AND within some kind of timeline of the guests life.
2. The show is really a seminar class for students. Attendance is not mandatory and there is no pass fail, but every guest that appears has MAJOR VALUE to the core program of the school where all students including writers and directors start off as performers and must have a full year of Voice and Movement. So when you see Billy Joel.. which I was there for... the talk of technique and creativity can be very helpful for students. Also, seeing guys like Bon Jovi who started as kids with guitars in NJ that went on to pursue their dreams is also part of the experience because very few are "Born to Planet Show Business" as James Lipton would say. If you want to make it and aren't related you need to stay inspired! If you can't get inspired from these people in some way. You won't make it! Drive is ninety percent of it!
3. The show is also part of the design of the school. Lipton and other important members of the Actors Studio at the time (Arthur Penn, Paul Newman, Al Pacino, Ellen Burstyn and others) new that they had a chance to get some of the best teachers and artists that NYC had to offer. They broke it down into 3 groups. 1. Teachers they could get on a daily basis. 2. Teachers they could get for Master Classes during the semester. 3. Teachers they could get for one time and one class only. They have amazing teachers in all areas. There were suggestions to tape the third and second, but anything with students performing in studio or class they did not want a camera on. They decided to tape the third category and that eventually turned into the show Inside the Actors Studio. The show believe it or not was a bi-product that took off!
4. There is something to be learned from every actor, writer and director that makes a living off of entertainment. Their stories can inspire and instruct any student that wants this so bad that they sacrifce three years of their lives to dedicate to their craft. I saw DeNiro, Streep, Spacey and many others during the three years I was there and I learned just as much from Martin Short, Jerry Lewis and Val Kilmer as I did from the others. I also graduated with Bradley Cooper and watched that show with pride that finally someone who graduated the school had made it to the "hot seat". I would've cried too in that chair... it is a very special experience to go to school there and it's something I cherish and look back on fondly. Also, believe it or not...CELEBRITIES CANCEL ON THEM!!! There is one Oscar winner who has cancelled three times. The amount of research and prep is amazing and when you lose a guest 2 nights before taping... it's either get a replacement or lose millions on cancelling the production team and crew. The behind the scenes people have a handful trying to pull off the show. I watched it closely when I sat next to them, including Dean James Lipton. You can say what you want about the "caliber of guests", but their guests are all working professionals in an industry where only maybe 3% can really be called working show business professionals. You're right some shows are better than others, but Conan and Leno can say that too!

Posted by: TommyC at May 12, 2011 5:36 AM

Forgive the spelling... I hit the button too quick.. new should be knew and a bunch of the others... it's 2:40 am here... and I'm a bit tired.

Posted by: TommyC at May 12, 2011 5:39 AM