The Supreme Court Rules the Defense of Marriage Act Unconstituational. Let's Celebrate the Pajiba Way

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The Supreme Court Rules the Defense of Marriage Act Unconstituational. Let's Celebrate the Pajiba Way

By Dustin Rowles | Seriously Random Lists | June 26, 2013 | Comments ()


In a 5-4 decision, the Supreme Court has struck down the Defense of Marriage Act, ruling it unconstitutional, meaning that states can no longer deny federal benefits to married couples of any sexual orientation. Here is the ruling. The Supreme Court has also ruled that opponents of same-sex marriage in California have nno standing to sue, which means that gay marriage in California is legal.

Here is how we celebrate on Pajiba:
























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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not

  • kirbyjay

    Congratulations to our gay brethren and sistren for finally being told by the supreme of all courts that you can have the same rights as your wife beating, beer swilling, child abusing, drug selling, dog humpin, criminal, bigoted, all around nasty neighbors.
    Jeesh.....what a country...

  • Aaron Schulz

    My Parts are all confused now. Ill be in my bunk

  • P.


    I expected better of you, people... :(

  • llp

    11, 3, 4, 11, 11, 17, 4, 11, 17, 1, 22, 1, 17. 171717!!!

  • Maguita NYC

    Are you alluding to the Friend's episode where Monica was explaining to Chandler about female erogenous zones? (if not, I apologize for butting-in. My knowledge of pop culture erotica-by-numbers is kinda iffy)

    If I remember correctly, there were no 11s and 17s.... Only a total of 7.

  • llp

    Yes, that is it, except I was using the numbers of the pictures above. They can't all be winners.

  • llp

    Correct allusion, but I was just using the numbers of the photos above. I know, I know.

  • Lauren_Lauren

    It was all good until the Francocest. WHY THE FRANCOCEST?

  • chanohack

    Is this post missing the original "I'll be in my bunk" between Inara and what's-her-face? (Did they not kiss? Did I add that to my memory of that episode via wishful thinking? Help?)

  • hippyherb

    The 'no H8" picture is my favourite. That is going on my desk top.

  • Wicked

    So, what movie is the one with Amanda Seyfreid? Its the first one after "Here is how we celebrate on Pajiba"

  • Welldressed

    She also has lady action with Julianne Moore in "Chloe".

  • Wicked

    I saw this one, it was very well done. Julianne always looks ageless

  • apsutter

    Speaking of Julianne, no pic of her and Annette Bening in the beautiful "The Kids Are Alright?"

  • Maguita NYC

    I upvoted, but then thought... Wait, the chemistry between Julianne Moore and Mark Ruffalo was much hotter.

    But I may be bias, for I want Mark R. to fill me with his babies.

  • pinkerton80

    I believe it to be Jennifer's Body.

  • Michelle

    WILLOW AND TARA. *sob*

  • Sirilicious

    Sadly lacking in tongue action, but worthy of this List, i think.

    edit: dammit, not sure how to make this gif work. Here's the link:

  • Drake

    * Doin' the Snoopy dance *

  • I'm so incoherently giddy I might explode. I can't wait to head uptown and do some celebrating with my Cali-compatriots but some of these gifs are starting to become kind of hypnotic.

  • PDamian

    #12 (the b/w gif of two lovely young men) is frying me thoroughly. And I'm at work. Must come back to this page later ...

  • I'm kiiiiiiiiiiind of sure it's from this gay Spanish movie called Broken Sky. There's not a lot of dialogue. It's basically that gif repeating itself in different places and positions. You're welcome!

  • PDamian

    Love the gifs, but really, I feel rather solemn right now. This is such a monumental moment in history. Years from now, we'll all look back and say that this was the day when the civil rights of a historically disadvantaged portion of the American citizenry were finally acknowledged and confirmed, and a longstanding legal nightmare was remedied. Nothing can make up for the past injustices, but today is a start. I'm so very, very happy for all my gay and lesbian friends and family members.

  • Maguita NYC

    Beautifully stated. Congratulations to everyone finally getting fair treatment (under law).

  • e jerry powell

    Except for black people in the south, but technically that was the day before...

  • This makes me really really happy. It's such a big step for us as a country and this is my favorite thing a website has done to celebrate.


  • ZizoAH

    Missing some David Fisher and Keith action here. If there is a fictional relationship that can heal homophobia, that's the one.

    Otherwise, great post! And YAY!!!!!

  • apsutter

    Good point! Those two are just wonderful

  • Tinkerville

    Came here for Tara and Willow. Was not disappointed. GET BENT, DOMA!

  • HJ

    Yay! And uhh... excuse me for a few minutes.

  • This post was in the system at two AM, so I went looking to news sites to see if I'd missed an announcement. No. There is only one explanation. Dustin is a sorcerer.

  • apsutter

    Love it!

  • toblerone

    Except for that 1 black girl who experimented in college (see 14 up) this list proves apparently only whites are gays.

    *Self love was never been illegal (although it should be in Franco's case).

  • e jerry powell

    Also, just so long as it's not anyone from Noah's Arc...

  • e jerry powell

    When did I turn white?

    Damn. I'm going to the bank to apply for a loan now. I feel a home improvement spree coming on.

  • Fabius_Maximus

    Considering yesterday's SCOTUS decision, it's kind of appropriate.

  • maureenc

    It's like they backed-to-backed the decisions just to kill the party mood.

  • Kate at June

    You included Johnlock, I'm dead.

  • NateMan


  • Maguita NYC



  • Have socio-politically meaningful gay sex!

  • Maguita NYC

    You know what, I'm gonna try this out! Ladies beware, I am blonde and I face the other way... Which would actually work just fine for the specifics in this particular interaction.

  • Mrs. Julien

    Does spending the past two hours watching the gif of the two guys making out on the bed count?


    I was so happy, so trying not to exclaim loudly at work happy, and then I scrolled down and became very, very focused.

  • e jerry powell

    I've only had one three-way with a girl. She was a girl that was a few months out of a lesbian relationship and was just getting back into guys. She was also into watching guys have sex with each other. As I have a bit of an exhibitionist streak, I guess it was just fun all around.

    TMI, I know, but it's just the day for it.

  • Mrs. Julien

    I found that a delightful amount of I, and I am enraptured by the "with a girl" portion of that first sentence.

  • e jerry powell

    Well, I have had a lot of three-ways, that's the only one "with a girl."

  • Yes! It's a little-known Law of Gay Nature: witnessing some hot homo-lovin' (and loving it) equates with participating in said hot homo-lovin'. Watch away!

    Welcome to the fold, my friend!

  • Welldressed

    Ah yes, the Law of Gay Transference. An oldie but a goodie.

  • Mrs. Julien

    Do I get a toaster oven?

  • e jerry powell

    You'll need to e-mail Laura Dern about that.

  • Long_Pig_Tailor

    So by that logic.. I'm definitely bi now?

    Okay, then.

  • Mrs. Julien


  • e jerry powell

    Don't you mean HoYay!?

  • Mrs. Julien

    Are you slut shaming my id, Mr. Powell?

  • e jerry powell

    That would be hypocritical of me, a slut engaging in slut shaming.

  • NateMan

    I dunno. I usually masturbate when that happens. Admittedly, that's kind've my go-to fix.

  • e jerry powell

    As long as the crying is before the masturbation and not after. After means time for anti-depressants, which will shut off all the orgasms, rendering further masturbation pointless.

  • Maguita NYC

    Actually, this happened while we were in class. Someone suddenly screamed the news and everyone started after their iWhatevers frantically. I of course went for Pajiba... And stared at the gifs through tears.

    You can understand my somewhat agitated and confused state!

  • Bert_McGurt

    I love how Pajiba celebrates. Congratulations folks.

    As a side note - that kiss cam guy appears to be a University of Winnipeg student/alum/fan. Anyone know what game that was taken at?

  • I don't know what game that was, but I'm going on a canoe trip with that guy this weekend...

  • Bert_McGurt

    No sh*t! That's pretty cool. Are you two actually from Winnipeg?

  • Yup, though I try to stay away as much as possible.

  • Bert_McGurt

    Ha! Well it's nice to see a fellow 'Pegger here regardless.

    PS: I don't know where you live now, but the mosquitoes are pretty awful so far this year. Bring extra bug spray for the canoe trip!

  • BWeaves

    Franco kissing the mirror doesn't count.

    But the Sherlock one is making me itchy, like it's been cut off right before the good part.

  • e jerry powell

    Seconded. At least until he finds a way to clone himself, because you know he would totally make out with his clone.

  • the dude

    And make a documentary about it

  • e jerry powell

    Just the one?

  • emmalita

    I was going to say something like that, but....James Franco and his reflection are the same gender, and do seem to have a passionate love going.

  • Maguita NYC

    No one is more on par with Franco's sex-appeal artisterie than James Franco himself.

  • kilmo

    Umm, could you add titles for the movies/tv shows, pretty please. I wanna seek them out for later..

  • Maguita NYC


  • BigBlueKY

    ...and by later I mean right now where I feel the need to grab my phone and retreat to an office storage closet of some sorts...and lock the door.

  • Al Borland's Beard

    I keep looking at the Freeman/Cumberbatch one and they never kiss, but it seems like they get closer every time.

  • Guest


  • I am impressed. This is some fine, fine kissing.

  • lowercase_see

    I hope Ginsburg is running around all "SUCK IT, LOSERS"

  • Can you imagine her running up to Scalia and just throwing middle fingers all up in his face? I can and it's a world I want to live in.

  • e jerry powell

    Oh, dear. That so needs to be a sketch on something.

  • TherecanbeonlyoneAdmin

    How long have you been sitting on this photo set, Dustin?

  • fluff_fluff

    And how long specifically to bury that Sherlock one in there?

  • foolsage

    My thought as well. ;)

  • pajiba

    A while.

  • MissAmynae

    Most feelsiest post ever!

  • kisses! you are that special awesome, DR

  • Is at least one of these gifs mined from Undressed? That was my source of Gay Stuff when I was 11.

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