The Sexiest Aliens of All Time

Pajiba's Five Most Bangable Aliens of All Time

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (100)

I honestly don’t know what an alien should look like. In my estimation, an alien who could travel to Earth would be smarter, more evolved than we are, and as such, their species would reflect that, which is to say: They’ve already invented fat-busting pills, a cure for baldness, and they’re all a genetically engineered, super-hot species. They shouldn’t be ugly, green creatures. They should look better than us. They shouldn’t look like they’re from Mars; they should look like they’re from Hollywood.

Here are the five coolest-looking aliens:

5.Gaila (Rachel Nichols), Star Trek

4. Leeloo (Milla Jovovich), The Fifth Element

3. Number Six (Tricia Helfer), “Battlestar Galactica”

2. Doctor Who (David Tennant), “Doctor Who”

1. Zaphod Beeblebrox (Sam Rockwell), The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

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Comments

Female aliens should have udders. I've been through this before.

Can I have a #1 / #2 sandwich, with me as the filling?

Posted by: BWeaves at August 14, 2009 2:07 PM

I can't believe you left out Jack Harkness.

Posted by: BWeaves at August 14, 2009 2:09 PM

Wow, this comment section is going to get really sticky in a little while, isn't it?

*puts on waders and rain slicker*

If I survive, I shall tell my children of the day of the Great Bunk-Flooding of '09

Posted by: Vermillion at August 14, 2009 2:09 PM

Uh… are we gonna call cylons "aliens"? I mean, they originated as a non-organic life form, and were invented by the humans they attacked so they're neither alien in the colloquial sense of being a foreign life form or in the general sense of being from another place and therefore "alien" in nature (as in "unregistered alien"). But hey, not my list.

/nerd

Anyone ever notice that the hot female cylons way outnumbered the hot dude cylons? If I were a lady cylon I would have felt totally cheated.

Posted by: Genny (actually Rusty now) at August 14, 2009 2:09 PM

What about the alien from "Species"!? I'm deeply disappointed Dustin... ;)

Posted by: Drew Morton at August 14, 2009 2:09 PM

Thank you, thank you, thank you for #2. I would like to head for my bunk, but I am at work.

Posted by: Nicole at August 14, 2009 2:10 PM

MMMMMMMmmmmmmmm Doctor.

Posted by: Mrs Smith at August 14, 2009 2:15 PM

I'm just shocked that a list involving "sex" from Dustin had more women than men.

Posted by: Farthammer at August 14, 2009 2:16 PM

Fail.

1. Natasha Henstridge (Species) wins this hands down.

2. Rachel Nichols is NOT hotter than the original green skinned babe in ST. (Susan Oliver) and like baseball, "a tie should go to the runner".

3. Number 6 qualifications as an alien are sketchy at best.

4. Leeloo needs a damn sandwich and a better dye job.

Better selections include Brooke Adams (Invasion of Body Snatchers, Kim Bassinger, Tahnee Welch in Cacoon, Jeff Bridges in Starman, Jolene Blalock, etc, etc.

Posted by: ed newman at August 14, 2009 2:19 PM

Also, I'm pretty sure that picture of the Doctor is from "Doomsday," which makes me all heartbreaky.

Posted by: Nicole at August 14, 2009 2:19 PM

How about that hot, nekked, space vampire chick from Lifeforce?

Posted by: John W at August 14, 2009 2:20 PM

You couldn't help yourself and just HAD to add that substandard, green, skank.

Good call on Zaphod Beeblebrox though, I would like, totally do him.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at August 14, 2009 2:20 PM

Woohoo on #1!!! :)

I was intially quite disappointed by how low Leeloo was on the list, but the Sam Rockwell/Zaphod love made up for it. Nice.

Posted by: Eva at August 14, 2009 2:21 PM

Tennant should be #1.
And I would have called for Harkness, but isn't he just a human from the 51st century?

God, watch my geekiness grow exponentially.

Posted by: myysharona (formerly Sharon) at August 14, 2009 2:22 PM

No Natasha Henstridge? Are you kidding?

Rachel Nichols did look pretty good in Star Trek, although Spock was more bangable than all of them.

Posted by: Brie at August 14, 2009 2:23 PM

Oh and no ORIGINAL Spock!?!?

What the hell is going on here?

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at August 14, 2009 2:23 PM

Come on. No David Bowie? Pshaw.

I also found Predator to be strangely sexy. I think it's the dreads.

Posted by: Samanthrax at August 14, 2009 2:23 PM

CHEWBACCA BITCHES.

Also, David Tennant looks like a frog. Fuck. the dude's as attractive as Kermit.

Posted by: figgy at August 14, 2009 2:24 PM

I can't believe you left out Jack Harkness.

Well he isn't really an alien, but a time-traveler with some funky timey-wimey immortality stuff going on.

If I were a lady cylon I would have felt totally cheated.

Considering half those lady Cylons were confirmed bisexuals (if gender really meant much to them), I think they were pretty okay with the situation.

Posted by: Vermillion at August 14, 2009 2:24 PM

Funny story. Every time my husband orders Ok Dol Bi Bim Bap from our local Korean place he says Zaphod Beeblebrox.

Posted by: Kiddo at August 14, 2009 2:27 PM

Rachel Nichols will always remind me of the pretty awful 5th season of Alias. Not sexy.

Oh, and I would suggest 7 of 9, but she's part Borg? Is that a robot, not alien?

Posted by: kelsy at August 14, 2009 2:32 PM

Tennant should be #1.
And I would have called for Harkness, but isn't he just a human from the 51st century?

God, watch my geekiness grow exponentially.

Posted by: myysharona (formerly Sharon) at August 14, 2009 2:22 PM

Yep, Tennant FTW.

Posted by: Kiddo at August 14, 2009 2:36 PM

Remember the girl with three boobs in Total Recall?

That should at least fill up slots 5-3 on your list.

Posted by: Colin at August 14, 2009 2:36 PM

Don't give me that whole "he has a kid and a wife so he's not gay" thing, any dude who puts Rachel Nichols and Milla Jovovich behind Sam Rockwell is tromboning at the local truck stop.

Posted by: ahamos at August 14, 2009 2:38 PM

Remember the girl with three boobs in Total Recall?

That should at least fill up slots 5-3 on your list.

Posted by: Colin at August 14, 2009 2:36 PM

GIRL! YOU MAKE ME WISH THAT I HAD THREE HANDS!

Posted by: Drew Morton at August 14, 2009 2:39 PM

Your definition of 'Alien' is flimsy Dustin.

Under your definition, you could throw in the entire cast of BSG.

Moreover, you could start pulling random people from Star Trek to Chronicles of Riddick to Star Wars.

Posted by: vi at August 14, 2009 2:40 PM

OOOOOHHHH, Doctor....use that sonic SCREWdriver on me!!!!!!

and, uh, second BWeaves on Capt. Jack....yuuuuummmmmmm

back to the bunk

Posted by: dammitjanet at August 14, 2009 2:42 PM

I find Eccleston vastly more attractive than Tennant (who yells through his teeth when he's cranky, and does indeed look like Kermit). So I'm pretty sure I let out an audible meep of happiness when I saw MY doctor as the header image.

Posted by: antoinette jeanine at August 14, 2009 2:42 PM

Not sure if I've made it clear before, but if so, it bears repeating:

I'd totally bang a Tribble. Like a whole damned room of 'em. Don't matter the color, don't matter the gender. I've got a twisted libido that knkows no interplanetary bounds. I'd have a gaggle of fuzzy babies with the lot of them. Don't get me wrong - I'm not into the whole "Furry" scene, I just like fuzzy, softball sized space creatures. I will not retreat to the privacy of my bunk. It's time I came out... Proudly.

[...cue something patriotic - somebody find that Star Hustler guy to sing...]

Posted by: Skitz at August 14, 2009 2:49 PM

And what about th Horta from the Star Trek episode "The Devil in the Dark"?

Or is this just about humanoid looking "aliens"?

This list is RACIST and I am outraged.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at August 14, 2009 2:50 PM

My honest reactions:

1. Meh
2. um, okay, I guess
3. Makes sense
4. Whaaaaa? *insert double-take* drooool...
5. BEST LIST EVER *insert cheer here*

I was wondering where you were going with this and I totally approve.

Posted by: Anne (in Reno) at August 14, 2009 2:52 PM

Uh… are we gonna call cylons "aliens"?

Just to once again bring up boring old goddamn Helfer.

Jesus!

Posted by: Jay at August 14, 2009 2:54 PM

Wait, I just realized a very important group of aliens have been left off this list!!!

http://www.odarainternet.com.br/supers/cinema/imagens/galaxy-quest.jpg

Lahnk? Laliari? Please, this list is NOWHERE near complete!

Oh, AND...Diana from V??? COME ON!!! The girl could deep-throat AN ENTIRE RAT!!!!!!!

Posted by: dammitjanet at August 14, 2009 2:55 PM

I come in here, and Skitz is banging Tribbles. Must be a day that ends in "What the fuck?"

Posted by: Julie at August 14, 2009 2:55 PM

Technically, Six isn't an alien, she's an android based on a model created by humans. So, she's a non-human sentient being, but her origins aren't otherworldly.

I'm a huge fucking nerd.

Posted by: Christian H. at August 14, 2009 2:55 PM

re: Natasha Henstridge

She should definitely be on this list, except I think she was technically a human who had alien DNA spliced with hers. Does that make her an alien?

And what about E.T.? he was one sexy bitch

Posted by: L.O.V.E. at August 14, 2009 2:57 PM

What about the alien from "Species"!? I'm deeply disappointed Dustin... ;)

Posted by: Drew Morton at August 14, 2009 2:09 PM
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Now see, Drew, THAT's the level of discourse I'm talkin' 'bout we need more of 'round here. I don't know shit about postmodernism but I DAMN sure understand Natasha Henstridge's boobies.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at August 14, 2009 2:57 PM

So, she's a non-human sentient being, but her origins aren't otherworldly.

I'm a huge fucking nerd.

Posted by: Christian H. at August 14, 2009 2:55 PM

---------------------------------------------

Dude I feel like stuffing you inside your locker and shit.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at August 14, 2009 3:00 PM

And what about Seven of Nine?

Posted by: L.O.V.E. at August 14, 2009 3:00 PM

Skitz,

You may have noticed: Every time a woman shaves her bush, another Tribble is born. Explains why there were so many of them, and why they purred.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at August 14, 2009 3:01 PM

her origins aren't otherworldly

Well, there's a difference between human and Earthling. Everyone above is an extraterrestrial on Earth.

She's still boring.

Posted by: Jay at August 14, 2009 3:03 PM

Where's the female alien from Explorers? She had it goin' on!

Dude I feel like stuffing you inside your locker and shit.

Slim, you come up with the cutest euphemisms.

Posted by: branded at August 14, 2009 3:03 PM

Also, Raquel Welch's daughter (Tawnee, IIRC) in "Cocoon."

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at August 14, 2009 3:06 PM

jeff goldblum in earth girls are easy.
duh.

Posted by: gp at August 14, 2009 3:07 PM

Garry Shandling in What Planet Are You From? The dude had a vibrating penis. Or humming penis. Either way works.

Posted by: Sofía at August 14, 2009 3:09 PM

Every time a woman shaves her bush, another Tribble is born. Explains why there were so many of them, and why they purred.

That is the best explanation for Tribbles I've ever heard.

Posted by: Jeni at August 14, 2009 3:24 PM

It's a good thing you have a green chick here. The truth is, the new Star Trek movie was better than the original series.

Posted by: George at August 14, 2009 3:35 PM

No, seriously, Chewbacca. You people suck. No love for the Wookies.

Posted by: figgy at August 14, 2009 3:38 PM

I'm really concerned by how much Beeblebrox resembles the somewhat douchetastic Chad Kroeger of Nickelback.

Posted by: velocibadgergirl at August 14, 2009 3:39 PM

Oh, God, he does. Instant de-sexyfication.

Posted by: figgy at August 14, 2009 3:43 PM

jeff goldblum in earth girls are easy.
duh.
Posted by: gp at August 14, 2009 3:07 PM

GP wins. Mmmm, Goldblum.

Posted by: Julie at August 14, 2009 3:43 PM

Yeah, but the fact that he's Sam Rockwell underneath that admittedly douchetastic hair makes up for it.

Sam Rockwell is the hotness.

Posted by: Smokin at August 14, 2009 3:44 PM

If by aliens we mean people who live in other planets then I can't not mention Anakin Skywalker, circa Episode III. He could bang me with the starship headset for all I care. Oh, yeah, baby. Show mama what those metallic fingers can do. Just... try not to ruin it with your whining.

Posted by: Sofía at August 14, 2009 3:48 PM

Inara, Kaylee, and Saffron from "Firefly". None of them were born on Earth and according to the weird ass rules of this diversion it seems to count.

Diana from "V".

Kara Thrace, before she became a very introverted and depressing angel.

Posted by: TylerDFC at August 14, 2009 3:48 PM

How about Kal-El, the last son of Krypton?

Posted by: John W at August 14, 2009 3:49 PM

See the problem with Kal-el aka Superman, is that he has super ejaculation, meaning anyone he happens to ejaculate inside off would have her/his head blown, clean off by a super semen geyser.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at August 14, 2009 3:54 PM

Posted by: antoinette jeanine at August 14, 2009 2:42 PM

SING OUT, SISTAH!

Ahem. Excuse me, what I meant to say was, I concur wholeheartedly with your assessment.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at August 14, 2009 3:56 PM

BSlim...you scare me

Posted by: dammitjanet at August 14, 2009 3:58 PM

Diana (Jane Badler) from the original "V".

Yeah, she's eating humans and all but still...

Posted by: UncleJR at August 14, 2009 4:05 PM

gp yes yes yes...before they shaved him oh sweet jesus yes

'scuse me while I wipe Goldblum drool off my keyboard

Posted by: dawn at August 14, 2009 4:09 PM

Christopher Ecclestone. Yum. That is all.

Posted by: PaddyDog at August 14, 2009 4:15 PM

Also, David Tennant looks like a frog. Fuck. the dude's as attractive as Kermit.

NOOOO, figgy! Is this what happens when I disappear from life for a couple weeks? Our brainfoot gets surgically sliced apart? Unless you've never watched Doctor Who, because I also did not understand the fascination until I started watching.

Posted by: SaBrina at August 14, 2009 4:23 PM

Christopher Ecclestone. Yum. That is all.

Agreed. Tennant is too little and vaguely weaselly looking.

I can't believe you left out Jack Harkness.

Jack's not an alien. He's a 51st century human. He became immortal after Rose resurrected him... mmm, speaking of Eccleston...

Now where are those Doctor Who DVDs?

Posted by: appwitch at August 14, 2009 4:30 PM

what about Princess Aura from Buck Rogers

Posted by: L.O.V.E. at August 14, 2009 4:38 PM

Newman et al. are right. Henstridge is a terminal omission.

Posted by: Eep at August 14, 2009 4:47 PM

Y'all, it has been a very long week, wherein I got assigned a boatload more work and diagnosed with a probable ulcer. I got rained on really hard yesterday and my comfy gray dress isn't so comfy when it's soaking wet. I've also been forbidden to drink and ordered to cut out coffee. Do you know how badly I need coffee to function?

Point is, the next person to say that Tennant is not a luscious piece of ass is going to eat my fist.

Posted by: Nicole at August 14, 2009 4:47 PM

I believe that Jack Harness is a 51st century alien from the Boeshane Peninsula, which is NOT on Earth, people. Jack counts. Add him to my David Tennant / Sam Rockwell club sandwich.

Posted by: BWeaves at August 14, 2009 4:50 PM

Am I really the first to say his name isn't Doctor Who,but it's the Doctor? Geez people, and some of you call yourselves geeks!

Posted by: cockroach at August 14, 2009 4:51 PM

I so totally read that as "eat me first", and I was so ready to write "Tennant is not a luscious...", and then I re-read and was like, whoa.

Posted by: ahamos at August 14, 2009 4:52 PM

I was going to say, whoever Inara plays in V, but if we are counting Firefly directly, then Inara herself.
RE cylons, you could argue that they are all aliens as they only came to earth after the TV show, making us aliens too.

Posted by: ChrisD at August 14, 2009 5:53 PM

If we're gonna call everyone on BSG aliens, then I think either Helo or Lee Adama should be on the list. Or both. Together. At once.

... I'm sorry, what were we talking about?

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at August 14, 2009 6:09 PM

my fav is Alien.Not very easy to be friend ,it looks alike a big(very big)cockroach ,it slavers but it's an interesting look!

Posted by: carrie at August 14, 2009 6:23 PM

Mmmmmmm ... David Tenant.

Posted by: Carolina Girl at August 14, 2009 6:49 PM

figgy, go watch Tennant on Doctor Who before you decide so . Preferably the last 3 complete seasons. Then tell me he is not pants-droppingly adorable and I won't fight ya. Nicole still might, though.

Posted by: Anne (in Reno) at August 14, 2009 7:05 PM

Not to wade into the Cylon debate but, I'll take Lucy Lawless over Helfer any day of the week. Somebody needs to get the poor girl a sammich. Also, since the definition of alien is so broad, Saffron. Daaaayyyym!

Posted by: admin at August 14, 2009 7:21 PM

Clearly, Leeloo should be number one and be in better alien company. I'm admittedly blinded by my Fifth Element love but that's besides the point. Mila Jokavich barely wearing clothing is sexy.

I see Sil from Species was bandied about quickly, and rightly so. That's one hot alien. I don't care if she started human, the splicing made her an otherwordly being.

And don't even get me started on how the list can forget grand space cadet Bai Ling. I've never seen proof that she's from earth (like normal human clothing, bandaids not containing secret encryped messages, or sensible speech patterns in any language unless she learned it from a script), and as such, that makes her one sexy alien.

Posted by: Robert at August 14, 2009 7:27 PM

What about that woman in Cocoon? She was hot as shit, and I believe she made Steve Guttenberg have a freakgasm by filling his body with light and stuff. That has to count for something. Oh, and she can take her skin off!

Ahem. Yay for Tennant.

Posted by: Caspar at August 14, 2009 7:53 PM

What about that woman in Cocoon?

He does have a point.

Posted by: Jay at August 14, 2009 7:56 PM

No wait a minute. I've seen what happens to those who bang Sil. It isn't pretty. And it happens fast. Back in high school, we used to say, "Dude, she totally Molina-ed you," to the corpses of those who had sex with aliens like Sil. And then we'd light the bodies on fire and watch. But I'm from Jersey.

Posted by: Lance at August 14, 2009 8:17 PM

And just where the fuck is Thomas Jerome Newton? I call shenanigans. SHENANIGANS!

Posted by: serena at August 14, 2009 8:28 PM

If Captain Jack is the Face of Boe, does that make him an alien? If he's in, I'm out...in my bunk.

Posted by: Cindy at August 14, 2009 9:11 PM

Posted by: serena at August 14, 2009 8:28 PM

Right on, sister. I mean that movie had full-frontal Bowie nudity in it! BOWIE PEEN!!

WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT, DUSTIN?!

Ahem.

And also, where the fuck is Spock? So what if he only gets the urge every seven years. That once every seven years would be mind-blowing. The Kal-El Geyser would have nothing on Spock.

TJN and Spock sandwich? Hmmm. Bunk.

Posted by: stardust savant at August 14, 2009 9:36 PM

Why the hell does fit mean looking human? And come on Dustin you've spent how long hanging with sy-phy (how i hope whatever effin spelling it is never catches on) geeks and you cant make a sufficient rule about whether alien means someone from this planet or just someone who's species originates from here. I mean for fucks sake if you are going to go into true how hot are they games there are so many hotter star trek babes than rachel nichols to go for... its not like i hate her but jadzia dax (terry farrell) is legitimately an alien and was an established character in the franchise rather than just abrahms getting actresses from his semi failed man from U.N.C.L.E franchise.

Not that it matters who is the hottest or most bangable; fuck they are freaky aliens they probably have a shit load to teach us but when it comes to it a good set of rules concerning who is an alien helps a hell of a lot...

In my mind though doctors wise they (tennant and eccleston) are both bangable in entirely different ways. Fun ways but still comparisons are moot when i think theyd cancel each other out in the threesome.

Posted by: jim of the lower case at August 14, 2009 9:36 PM

I'm going to have to call shenanigans too! The only person on this list I can get behind is Milla Jovovich. But then, green isn't really my colour (although I don't take offense to Kermit like some of you do)and I have never seen BSG, Doctor Who, or The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. *ducks* Either incarnation of Spock or Bowie though? Oh fuck yeah!

Posted by: Eyvi at August 14, 2009 9:47 PM

Ahem. Yay for Tennant.

Posted by: Caspar at August 14, 2009 7:53 PM

What about that woman in Cocoon?

He does have a point.

Posted by: Jay at August 14, 2009 7:56 PM
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I mentioned her above. That's Tahnee Welch, Raquel's daughter. Orgasmagirl was smokin', all right.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at August 14, 2009 11:58 PM

Where the fuck is;
Aeryn Sun (Farscape)
Pa'u Zotoh Zhaan (Farscape)
Chiana (Farscape)
Xev (Lexx)
Princess Ardala (Buck Rogers)
Trance Gemini (Andromeda)
?????

Posted by: The Kilted Yaksman at August 15, 2009 1:58 AM

I can't believe the alien queen from Aliens does not make the most bangable list. She has that slimy, gigantic ovipositor and a killer maternal instinct - not to mention acid for blood and a chomping mouth within a mouth for some incredible tricks in bed. Ooo la la!

Posted by: DarthCorleone at August 15, 2009 5:00 AM

Because I'm such a nerd, I can't resist giving a real answer as well. Nyssa of Traken from Doctor Who was the bee's knees. (Peri takes the hottest companion title, but she's an Earthling. Leela is a perennial favorite, but she's descended from Earthlings.)

Posted by: DarthCorleone at August 15, 2009 5:06 AM

Oh my lord, how did I forget Kai from Lexx??? I loved that show!

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at August 15, 2009 10:13 AM

You know, just because the major characters in "Star Wars" look human doesn't mean they came from Earth. The opening of the movie tells us, "A long time ago, in a galaxy far away ..." or something like that. Far away from where? Presumably, far away from here. So, technically, if they're not from planet Earth then Luke and Han and Leia are aliens and ripe for inclusion.

And I'd nail Leia in a heartbeat, seashell hair and all.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at August 15, 2009 11:18 AM

Can we stop with the Number 6 hype already? She's not even the fifth-sexiest woman ON HER OWN SHOW!!
And I'm shocked that you didn't include the Twilek dancing girl from Jabba's palace.

Posted by: Pen Dragon at August 15, 2009 12:11 PM

So I guess we are counting humans not born on Earth as aliens. That means everyone from Star Wars and Firefly are fair game. In fact Sigourney Weaver from the Alien movies probable works too. As this totally defeats the point of the list, we need a separate list for human space travelers.

As for aliens that are hot, my friend was most upset that Spock wasn't on the list, and I think at least one of Jaba's sexy dancing women should have ranked here somewhere.

Posted by: Colyn at August 15, 2009 2:47 PM

Hell, Jabba should be included on the damned list: fucking succesful business ...slug, goes out with princesses, own his own palace, and has trained monsters.

That's all *win* as far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at August 15, 2009 3:57 PM

I'd take Riddick over all these people. Yum.

Posted by: Cuno at August 15, 2009 5:36 PM

I'm fairly sure I could appreciate Leeloo's hotness had I not once seen that costume worn by a skinny, hairy Eurpopean man. It loses some of the shiny once you've seen the bandages recreated with medical tape and Y-fronts complete with meat-and-two-veg.

Posted by: YeahButNoBut at August 15, 2009 8:39 PM

Zaphod Beeblebrox, I lurve him. Rockwell won me over with that role.

I'm down with Leeloo.

No Bowie!?! WTF dude? You know better.

Posted by: Mebe at August 16, 2009 1:50 AM

Also, as much as I love #6, she is of Earth, as in, her people are of Earth, so she has no place on this list.

Posted by: Mebe at August 16, 2009 1:56 AM

Oh my lord, how did I forget Kai from Lexx??? I loved that show!

Seconded. Hottest guy I've ever seen with an Amy Winehouse 'do (actually, come to think of it, he's the only guy I've ever seen with that 'do. Still hot though).

I'm really concerned by how much Beeblebrox resembles the somewhat douchetastic Chad Kroeger of Nickelback.

I thought it was Justin Lee Collins, at first look. But I guess non-Brits wouldn't know who he is.

I agree, Captain Jack is not of Earth, therefore he counts. And he's hot.

Posted by: Tarn at August 16, 2009 10:03 AM

How did we get this far down in the comments before a Farscape or Lex reference? That is just sad.

Yum, Riddick. Furians for the win!

Posted by: Liz at August 17, 2009 1:44 PM

FORD PREFECT.

Posted by: dsbs at August 18, 2009 10:16 AM

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