The Pajibettes 2013 Academy Award Fashion Review
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The 2013 Academy Award Fashion Review

By The Pajibettes | Seriously Random Lists | February 25, 2013 | Comments ()


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We went all out for the Academy Awards this year; instead of only one viewpoint, you'll get eight (along with some interesting categories). Beat that, Fashion Police.


1. Internet Magpie


Best Dress, Naomi Watts in Armani Prive

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Best Suit: Eddie Redmayne

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Worst Dress: Kristen Stewart in Reem Acra

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Worst Suit: Quentin Tarantino

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Stumpiest: Olivia Munn in Marchesa

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Best Couple: Sally Field and Joseph Gordon-Levitt

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Most Beautiful Blue Ever: Robin Roberts in Marc Bouwer

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Porny: Anne Hathaway

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Pornier: Jason Schwartzman

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Porniest: Brandi Glanville

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2. Julie


Best Dress: Stacy Keibler in Naeem Khan

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Worst Dress: Melissa McCarthy in David Meister

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Best Couple: Daniel Radcliffe and Joseph Gordon-Levitt

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Used a Rabid Porcupine as a Hairbrush: Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton

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Best Sparkles: Adele in Burberry Performance Dress

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Most Disappointing Lack of Color: Jessica Chastain in Giorgio Armani

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3. Jodi


Best Dress, Naomi Watts in Armani Prive

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Best Suit, Christoph Waltz

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Worst Dress, Anne Hathaway in Prada

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Best Couple: The Avengers

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Worst Couple: Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone His facial hair and her unwillingness to flaunt her curves instead of draping them with fabric are to blame. Also, her hair. I would have liked to have seen softer hair.

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Who The F*ck Invited This Skank: Brandi Glanville

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Dude I'd Most Like To Make Less Than Dressed: Joseph Gordon-Levitt

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4. Even Stevens


Best Dress: Tie Between Jennifer Garner in Gucci and Zoe Saldana in Alexis Mabille

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Best Suit: Joseph Gordon-Levitt

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Worst Dress: Nicole Kidman in L'wren Scott

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Best Couple: Christoph Waltz and Bradley Cooper

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Best Accessory: Quvenzhane Wallis

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Best Hair/Make-Up: Tie Between Jennifer Lawrence and Naomi Watts

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5. Dammit Janet


Best Dress: Jennifer Lawrence in Dior Haute Couture

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Best Suit: Christoph Waltz

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Worst Dress: Halle Berry in Versace

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Worst Suit: Quentin Tarantino

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Best Couple: Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner

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6. KatSings


Best Dress: Catherine Zeta Jones in Zuhair Murad

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Worst Dress (Why Are You Wearing an Apron with Nipples?): Anne Hathaway in Prada

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And Melissa McCarthy (Dear God Why?) in David Meister

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Best Couple: Tie Between Channing and Jenna Dewan Tatum and Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Sally Field

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Best Cleavage: Samantha Barks in Valentino

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7. Kolby


Best Dressed: Jessica Chastain in Giorgio Armani

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Best Suit: Seth MacFarlane

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Worst Dress: Anne Hathaway in Prada

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Worst Suit: Quentin Tarantino

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Best Couple: Channing and Jenna Dewan Tatum

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Most Successful Choice of White After Labor Day: Queen Latifah in Badgley Mischka

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Best Shoes, Possibly of All Time: Adele in Christian Louboutin

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Most Manly Man in the History of Men: Hugh Jackman

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8. Cindy

Best Dress, Naomi Watts in Armani Prive

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Worst Dress: Jackie Weaver in Rana Salam

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Best Dude No Matter What He's Wearing: Christoph Waltz

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Best (Pretend) Couple: George Clooney and Stacy Keibler

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Most Glamourous Couple: Liev Schreiber and Naomi Watts

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Why Didn't You Wear This to the Ceremony? Amy Adams in Oscar de la Renta

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Woman We Want to Hate (Is There Nothing She Can't Do?), But Can't Help Loving: Charlize Theron

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Best Singing and Dancing Men: Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Seth MacFarlane and Daniel Radcliffe

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Perhaps Should Have Thought More About Changing into This Dress: Jennifer Lawrence

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Just Egad: Joel Madden and Nicole Richie

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Best Rockers: Dave Grohl and Chris Cornell

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Best Movie Star/Toilet Cleaning Ensemble: Faye Dunaway in I-Don't-Know-What

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The Rest:

Jennifer Aniston in Valentino

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Sandra Bullock in Elie Saab Couture

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Amy Adams in Oscar de la Renta

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Kerry Washington in Miu Miu

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Reese Witherspoon in Louis Vuitton

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Amanda Seyfried in Alexander McQueen

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Charlize Theron in Dior Couture

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Jennifer Hudson in Roberto Cavalli

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Octavia Spencer in Tadashi Shoji

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Salma Hayek in Alexander McQueen

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Helen Hunt in H&M

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Helena Bonham Carter in Vivienne Westwood

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Chris Evans

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Chris Pine

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Jamie Foxx with Daughter, Corinne Bishop

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Daniel Day Lewis and Rebecca Miller

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Bryan Cranston and Robin Dearden

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Catherine Zeta Jones in Zuhair Murad and Michael Douglas

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Naomi Watts in Armani Prive and Liev Schreiber

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Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban

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Hugh Jackman and Deborra-Lee Furness

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