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The Pajiba 10: International Edition

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (106)



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It’s Friday, and because I like most of you, I’ve decided to put together my own Pajiba 10: International Edition, which will give us all a chance to gaze upon beauty from all over the world, as our Annual Pajiba 10 tends to be very British-American. The idea here was to take 10 of the most beautiful people originally from non-English speaking countries, though ten that may at least be familiar to some Americans. I’ve also excluded a few of the more popular ones who are in actual contention for the real Pajiba 10. These are not made up of your votes, but I assure that all ten were at least nominated this year. I did my best to order them according to my own suburban hipster white boy sensibilities. I hope the eye candy below will allow you to forgive me for both the order and the omissions.

10. Rodrigo Santoro (Brazil)

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9. Lea Seydoux (France)

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8. Raoul Bova (Italy)

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7. Olga Kurylenko (Ukraine)

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6. Freida Pinto (India)

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5. Romain Duris (France)

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4. Milla Jovovich (USSR, now Ukraine)

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3. Javier Bardem (Spain)

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2. Padma Lakshmi (India)

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1. Marion Cotillard (France)

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Comments

Aishwarya Rai?

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at June 24, 2011 12:04 PM

I’ve also excluded a few of the more popular ones who are in actual contention for the real Pajiba 10

That loud whooshing sound you hear is the thankful sigh of the FASSBENDER! contingent.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at June 24, 2011 12:05 PM

Romaine Duris. Yes, please.

Posted by: beckster at June 24, 2011 12:05 PM

I'm going to be Googling Raoul Bova all day.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at June 24, 2011 12:06 PM

Marion Cottilard can stab me in my subconscious on any plane of reality she so wishes.

Posted by: D-Day at June 24, 2011 12:07 PM

Ooooooo. I'd add Djimon Honsou. I love him so.

Posted by: coveredinbees at June 24, 2011 12:10 PM

Where is Vincent Cassel? How DARE you exclude that hot slice of French bread!

Posted by: Dorothy Snarker at June 24, 2011 12:12 PM

well HELLOOOOO Raoul! Damn, that is one hot man.

Marion Cotillard is the one I realized I had left off my ladies list immediately after posting. She is just absolutely gorgeous and classy.

Posted by: Even Stevens at June 24, 2011 12:14 PM

Dorothy - perhaps he is contention for the actual Pajiba 10 and that's why he is excluded. He does seem to be a favorite 'round these parts.

Posted by: Even Stevens at June 24, 2011 12:15 PM

Raoul Bova is indeed a find. I found photos of him where he looks less like Caliban consumating his marriage to a rock. Stubbly photos that prove DR right about the whole "sexier with shadow" thing. They also prove that smoking looks cool and we all know it.

This is where Figgy chimes in with the names of all those hot soccer players she knows about.

It seems I am a particularly salacious jezebel today.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at June 24, 2011 12:15 PM

I'm going to be Googling Raoul Bova all day.

Me TOO, holy BALLS.

And ah Javier. So weirdly puffy hot.

Posted by: Julie at June 24, 2011 12:17 PM

There are also many hot Asian actors like Byung-hun Lee, Takeshi Kaneshiro, Tony Leung, and many more. So very hot.

Posted by: jM at June 24, 2011 12:17 PM

if Figgy doesn't chime in with those soccer players I can name a few...

Posted by: yy at June 24, 2011 12:19 PM

Should it come up, I am also ready to a contribute to the Time Machine edition of these lists -

Cary Grant 1941
Gregory Peck 1953
William Powell (SHUT UP!) 1934
Sam Elliott 1980
Tom Selleck 1988

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at June 24, 2011 12:19 PM

TONY LEUNG FOR PRESIDENT OF MY PANTS.

Posted by: coveredinbees at June 24, 2011 12:19 PM

Vincent Cassel looks like he would enjoy your pain and NOT in the way that some people find fun.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at June 24, 2011 12:20 PM

Yes to jM's suggestions as well. And Kenichi Matsuyama.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at June 24, 2011 12:20 PM

Stubbly photos that prove DR right about the whole "sexier with shadow" thing. They also prove that smoking looks cool and we all know it.

Well, golly, I better not turn on my camera. I don't wanna cause any disturbances. Jeepers.

Aaaaaand just remember--Dustin didn't pick these names out of his head. I'd hate for one of these things to turn into a big argument, I'm glad it's never happened before.

Posted by: Jay at June 24, 2011 12:22 PM

William Powell (SHUT UP!) 1934

I often shake in waltz time.

Posted by: Jay at June 24, 2011 12:23 PM

I have no idea who Raoul Bova is or what he does but HOT. DAMN.

I'll be in that proverbial place of which we no longer speak round these parts.

Posted by: pem at June 24, 2011 12:29 PM

Whoa, Nellly! That Raoul photo made me feel like I was on a rollercoaster car gooooiiinnggg dooowwwn. In every way. I need to catch my breath, folks.

Posted by: Stinky at June 24, 2011 12:38 PM

Wello there, Signor Bova!

Posted by: Aislinn at June 24, 2011 12:40 PM

No Rafael Nadal? C'mon, it's Wimbledon time!

Posted by: Three-nineteen at June 24, 2011 12:41 PM

While I appreciate hotness in all its forms, I am slightly irked that there is a 2:3 ratio of men to women in this list. Come on now Dustin, this was the time to let your homosexual alter ego come out to play!

Posted by: Donut Plains at June 24, 2011 12:44 PM

Apparently Rowles thinks East Asian people are ugly.

Posted by: Vi at June 24, 2011 12:46 PM

Here's a Nadal pic for you. Also Megan Fox if you're interested.


http://socialitelife.com/rafael-nadal-megan-fox-for-armani-jeans-and-underwear-photos-01-2011

Posted by: Three-nineteen at June 24, 2011 12:46 PM

Lukas Podolski
Wesley Sneijder
Cristiano Ronaldo
Tim Cahill
Freddie Ljungberg
And Becks. Of course.

And Hello Mr. Duris!

Posted by: Scully at June 24, 2011 12:48 PM

Long hair Olga? Me like!

Freida Pinto. sigh. India's very own Lea Michele.

And Padma. India's most famous and only fame whore?

And where them Orientals at? Zhao Wei!

I did my best to order them according to my own suburban hipster white boy sensibilities.

Oh, my bad.

Posted by: haplo at June 24, 2011 12:49 PM

Oooooof, Raoul Bova. Absurdly beautiful man, and a good excuse to watch Under the Tuscan Sun, even if he does turn out to be a dick.

Also, do yourselves a favor and google one Reynaldo Gianecchini, from Brazil. He's mostly a soap opera star, but he might just be the most beautiful man I've ever laid eyes on. Just go look him up. You'll see.

Posted by: Figgy at June 24, 2011 12:49 PM

Oded Fehr

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at June 24, 2011 12:50 PM

Reynaldo Gianecchini! That's the one I was thinking of. He has a John John thing going on, only moreso.

Thanks Figgy!

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at June 24, 2011 12:53 PM

uhhh...louis garrel, seung won cha, and woo sung jung. there's my triple play.

Posted by: blondefire at June 24, 2011 12:53 PM

Posted by: Three-nineteen at June 24, 2011 12:53 PM

Milla Jovovich is awesome. But how come you didn't include Eva Green?

Posted by: Minto at June 24, 2011 12:54 PM

to add to Scully's list

Iker Casillas
Sergio Aguero
Arne Friedrich
Christian Maggio
Kaka
Benny Feilhaber
Gerard Pique

Posted by: yy at June 24, 2011 12:55 PM

Fu'ad Ait Attou. Who, coincidentally, takes like 3 of my Freebie 5 spots.

Posted by: Anna Von Beav at June 24, 2011 12:55 PM

Ohhhh, yes, Louis Garrel.

Posted by: coveredinbees at June 24, 2011 12:55 PM

While we're on the topic of lust objects, I keep looking at photos of Sendhil Ramamurthy and exclaiming, "Jesus Chr*st".

When I was an ESL teacher, I watched Roman Holiday withe my (adult) students and every so often, I would lose my composure and they would here me say, "Oh my god!".

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at June 24, 2011 12:56 PM

Posted by: Three-nineteen at June 24, 2011 12:57 PM

Oooh, Sendhil Ramamurthy. He's got a smile that would make rainbows happen in the sky.

And of course, Naveen Andrews. I miss Sayid.

Posted by: Figgy at June 24, 2011 12:59 PM

Actually Vi and haplo, with his suburban hipster white boy sensibilities I excpected more East Asian people?
Speaking of hot East Asians, Kaiser over on CB has a sexxxy one on Hot Guy Friday today.

Posted by: Donut Plains at June 24, 2011 1:01 PM

So you think Kaka is the shit?

Hahahahaha!

I'll show myself out.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at June 24, 2011 1:04 PM

Roger Federer doesn't really take a great picture, and I've run out of time to find the really good one I've seen. But here is a nice one:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Kq8uW2dySUs/TVtoK9rxHMI/AAAAAAAAEWU/s1J8wS88UCw/s1600/roger_federer2.jpg

Posted by: Three-nineteen at June 24, 2011 1:08 PM

Excellent call on Tony Leung. That man is a slice of heaven.

Posted by: beckster at June 24, 2011 1:09 PM

Oh dear, oh dear, you just completely omitted all of Africa...thanks. I mean...being the cradle of humanity and all that shit...1 billion people...that's...fucked up, man. So fuck you, I'm doing a whole fucking list JUST with Africans:

1. Liya Kebede (Ethiopia)
2. Iman (Somalia)
3. Manie Malone (Ivory Coast)
4. Djimon Hounsou (Benin)
5. Khadja Nin (Burundi)
6. Souad Massi (Algeria)
7. Didier Drogba (Ivory Coast)
8. Femi Kuti (Nigeria)
9. Cliff Simon (South Africa)
10. Asamoah Gyan (Ghana)

Only included those born in Africa, otherwise we'd never finish. There. Situation rectified.

Posted by: Joker at June 24, 2011 1:16 PM

Seriously? I am the only one who thinks Eva Green should be thee? I mean have you seen here naked? She is beyond sexy. Is it because she is French?

Posted by: Minto at June 24, 2011 1:18 PM

In ten years: Jon Kortajarena

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at June 24, 2011 1:19 PM

Minto - I think Eva Green is in the running for this year's 10, which is why she's not included here.

Donut Plains - Thank you for bringing up CB's Hot Guy Friday. I loooooove Daniel Henney. He definitely should have made the list.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at June 24, 2011 1:22 PM

Does anyone else look at the photo of Javier Bardem and suspect that he is about to take out a silenced pistol and off someone? Is it just me?

Posted by: NF at June 24, 2011 1:35 PM

Raoul Bova, where have you been all my life???

Posted by: FyreHaar at June 24, 2011 1:39 PM

Also, Haaz Sleiman (The Visitor) from Lebanon. Mmmmm. Makes me wish I watched Nurse Jackie.

Posted by: jM at June 24, 2011 1:52 PM

Mia Maestro

Posted by: Mr. Julien's Representative at June 24, 2011 2:01 PM

Milla Jovovich is on my fer real "team lesbian" list. But I MUST take exception:

She may have been born in Ukraine, but she was raised in America. She really, really does not count as foreign.

Posted by: MM at June 24, 2011 2:03 PM

@jM: Haaz Sleiman was not only delicious eye candy on that show, his character was also funny and cool as shit. I was so bummed when he didn't return for Season 2.

And thank you, Joker, for mentioning Burundi, because now I have Eddie Izzard's voice telling the President of Burundi in French that he likes his coffee like he likes his women: with a spoon in them.

Posted by: Jessie at June 24, 2011 2:04 PM

I also submit Sofia's boyfriend: William Levy. He's too pretty and perfect for me, but you might like him.

Posted by: Figgy at June 24, 2011 2:04 PM

Ken Watanabe!!! That is all.

Posted by: miss kate at June 24, 2011 2:07 PM

Sorry ladies. Raoul and that rock he's fucking will be getting married by month's end. You're TOO LATE!

Posted by: Kballs at June 24, 2011 2:11 PM

DAMN IT!

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at June 24, 2011 2:13 PM

Thanks, Jessie, for making me guffaw. I don't believe I've ever done that before.

Posted by: Joker at June 24, 2011 2:17 PM

Finish this sentence:

Raoul Bova likes his women like he likes his rocks, ________ .

a. Dumb as
b. Hard
c. Breakable
d. Wet
e. Dirty
f. By the sea
g. Eroded
h. Tumbled

Posted by: BWeaves at June 24, 2011 2:23 PM

Did anyone mention Takeshi Kaneshiro yet? I would break him in half.

Posted by: Julie at June 24, 2011 2:32 PM

Is it just me, or are these people pretty white? Even the non-whites are on the paler side. hmmm

Posted by: Mercedes at June 24, 2011 2:43 PM

My pleasure, Joker. In my mind, everything always comes back to the Izzard.

Posted by: Jessie at June 24, 2011 2:53 PM

sorry but i can't get past that raoul bova. delicious!

(okay, i'm about to admit that javier does NOTHING for me. never has.)

Posted by: splinter at June 24, 2011 3:05 PM

i. weathered
j. veined
k. chiseled

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at June 24, 2011 3:06 PM

L. Stained
M. Loose
N. On the ground

Posted by: No Pithy Name at June 24, 2011 3:27 PM

Marion Cottilard. In my 10 and damn close to the top.

Posted by: jthomas666 at June 24, 2011 3:49 PM

Nice variety...

Apparently international means, people who could tell you they were white Americans and you'd believe them. So yeah, nice variety.

Posted by: googergieger at June 24, 2011 3:56 PM

Stop complaining people! I fixed the list! Didn't you see my comment? It's ok. Dustin has been saved from the wrath of the not-so-light-skinned! (You owe me, Rowles)

Posted by: Joker at June 24, 2011 4:09 PM

googergieger -

I understand the complaints about a lack of variety, but I think we are suffering more from a lack of awareness than a deliberately exclusionary approach. I can't speak for everyone, but I check every single name I don't recognize; I am ready willing and able to objectify any and all men proferred.

As a gesture of support, I will now mentally undress Idris Elba, Daniel Henney and Sendhil Ramamurthy and make them fight for the right to loosen my stays and then gently lower me onto the divan on my sleeping porch as the wisteria gently sways in the soft summer breeze and blocks his ministrations from the prying eyes of my neighbours.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at June 24, 2011 4:14 PM

These are not made up of your votes, but I assure that all ten were at least nominated this year.

So did you vote?

Posted by: Jay at June 24, 2011 4:22 PM

Don't answer, I already checked. And if you did, I know who you nominated.

Posted by: Jay at June 24, 2011 4:27 PM

As a gesture of support, I will now mentally undress Idris Elba, Daniel Henney and Sendhil Ramamurthy and make them fight for the right to loosen my stays and then gently lower me onto the divan on my sleeping porch as the wisteria gently sways in the soft summer breeze and blocks his ministrations from the prying eyes of my neighbours.

:O

Posted by: haplo at June 24, 2011 5:27 PM

You gave me a boner at work, Rowles.

And I want you to know our computers have a witness program, so someone somewhere saw me type this.

Posted by: superasente at June 24, 2011 7:50 PM

And Rain was in Speed Racer, which got a bad review here.

Beware, I bear more grudges than lonely high court judges...and that review is one of them.

Posted by: Jay at June 24, 2011 10:31 PM

OH MY JIM-JAM-GOD where has Lea Sedeaux been all my life??? What a cutie.

'Course that shot of Mila in her little white panties was quite pajibonering.

Mmm...I fear I've said too much already. AWAY!

Posted by: Green Lantern at June 24, 2011 11:19 PM

It's too bad Pajiba didn't post this video of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOuI-Ztaxls of Milla Jovovich. It would have been fun to see the reaction of people before and after they do the math

Posted by: Minto at June 24, 2011 11:41 PM

everyone is so delicious! I'm savoring too much to even make an argument against any of them.

Posted by: soto at June 24, 2011 11:48 PM

I have never heard Padma Lakshmi speak a word. I only know her from her pictures. I don't like her.

Posted by: Allen at June 24, 2011 11:50 PM

all ten were at least nominated this year.
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I have Freida Pinto covered.

This year, last year, next year, every year, until she's 97.

Posted by: , at June 25, 2011 1:11 AM

Lea Seydoux Lea Seydoux Lea Seydoux Lea Seydoux Lea Seydoux

Posted by: Archie Dunne at June 25, 2011 1:12 AM

Umm...Reynaldo Gianecchini? Good Holy Lord. I'm almost sad I know there's someone this beautiful in the world. Well, mostly sad that I will never have him. Do yourselves a favor and google that shit, people.

Posted by: budiwag at June 25, 2011 8:56 AM

Takeshi Kaneshiro!!! He will always be in my freebie list.

Also, doesn't Olga Kurlyekjfhsjfko look like Catherine Zeta-Jones in that photo?

I will never forget the first time I laid eyes on Rodrigo Santoro. It was in Love Actually and he said barely a single word and yet was sooooo beautiful.

Posted by: denesteak at June 25, 2011 9:36 AM

YES, budiwag. Doesn't he seem kind of...impossible? Like he's not real. He can't be. It's not FAIR.

Posted by: Figgy at June 25, 2011 10:44 AM

Figgy--Wikipedia tells me that in addition to being a model, he has a law degree. Damn.

Posted by: budiwag at June 25, 2011 12:31 PM

C'mon...seriously no East Asians...

As people have pointed out before Takeshi Kaneshiro can give any man a run for his money. C'mon people...even if you're lazy you can just run through the cast of Red Cliff.

My votes:

Hong Kong Cinema: Takeshi Kaneshiro (yes I consider her Hong Kong), Tony Leung (the man is a freakin East Asian Clarke Gable), Chang Chen, Faye Wong,

South Korea: Lee Byung Hun, Won Bin, Kim Hyun Joong(the guy can't act his way out of a paper bag, but DAMNNNNN), Kim Tae Hee, Song Hye Kyo

Japan: Matsuyama Kenichi, Mukai Osamu, Watanabe Ken, Rinko Kikuchi, Shibasaki Kou,

Posted by: Ren at June 25, 2011 12:46 PM

Africa IS a pretty big land mass.

Posted by: Maryscott O'Connor at June 25, 2011 12:55 PM

It's too bad Pajiba didn't post this video of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOuI-Ztaxls of Milla Jovovich. It would have been fun to see the reaction of people before and after they do the math

Ho. Lee. Crap, Minto. I'm just gonna go wait for Chris Hanson over...here...

Posted by: Green Lantern at June 25, 2011 1:20 PM

Four words - Guillaume Gabriel; French model.

Posted by: Max at June 25, 2011 2:53 PM

Ren I like you. Thank you for bringing Won Bin to my attention.

I'll be in that place where I do that thing.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at June 25, 2011 6:06 PM

Well, the boys like them some East Asians too.

Where is Bing Bing Li, Maggie Q, and Chi Ling Lin?

Posted by: David McTaintwaffle at June 25, 2011 11:41 PM

It's annoying how apparently "international" really just means European (and sometimes India) in the minds of this writer, but even worse, about half in the list are already pretty well-known celebrities in America.

Way to be enlightening.

Posted by: Chris JL at June 26, 2011 2:18 AM

No whining, more posting of names of hot people. Thank you, come again.

Posted by: Figgy at June 26, 2011 2:45 PM

Guillame Canet deserves to be worthy of note. Very good looking, talented actor(he was excellent with Marion Cotillard in Jeux d'Enfants and director (Tell No One).

Posted by: Ana at June 26, 2011 4:21 PM

Same sentiments as pretty much everyone here. International, as far as Pajiba is concerned, pretty much means European, and when Indians are included, it's only the women (which might be somewhat fetishistic). Where's Africa? Where's the Middle East? Where's most of Asia?

As far as South Korea, I second or third or whatever Won Bin and Rain/Bi (who's had some success in America), and, adding some other F4 members onto someone recommendation of Kim Hyun Joong, suggest Lee Min Ho (who could be Lee Min Hot) and Kim Bum. But mostly Lee Min Ho. He is some fine.
There are just too many SK actors and musicians with too amazing bodies. Kim Tae Hee, recommended above, worked with the gorgeous Song Seung Hun. Do yourself a favor. His body is a dream. Taeyang, a musician, has a similarly rocking bod. And Shim Changmin is perfection.
I can recommend far fewer women, but Lee Ha-nui/Honey Lee was Miss Korea and a finalist for Miss Universe. Han Chae Young, who worked with the aforementioned Kim Hyun Joong, Lee Min Ho, and Kim Bum, is freaking gorgeous.

Posted by: Cam at June 27, 2011 1:57 AM

@Cam,

Times are changing so that Asian celebrities don't need to be recognized by the West in order to be validated. Some of these Asian pop groups have hundreds of millions of truly dedicated fans, yet the average American has no clue who they are.

Some K-pop groups recently held concerts in France that generated a remarkable turnout of non-Asian fans (disproving the racist idea that while all races can idolize whites, whites are too narrow-minded to idolize non-whites). Considering that Korean companies did no promotion in Europe and it was all spread through the internet, it was a startling sight.

Yes, most of these groups are affronts to musicality, but the more important thing is that people around the world are given an alternative to having to idolize only white faces as glamorous or beautiful.

Doesn't matter that much anymore!

Posted by: Chris JL at June 27, 2011 3:49 AM

I find your lack of Monica Belluci disturbing... Unless she's in the actual Pajiba 10, then all is forgiven.

But seriously, the way that woman has almost reached her 50s and still exudes that unadulterated aura of pure sexuality is incredible. A more compelling case for human cloning I am hesitant to find.

Posted by: Danny from Puerto Rico at June 28, 2011 3:11 AM

You Have a lot of useful ideas! Maybe I ought to ponder doing this by my self.

Posted by: DJ Taylormade at August 4, 2011 3:34 PM

Protoss be scared, very scared. :D

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