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The Overlords Posit A World In Which They Are Professional Wrestlers

By Jodi Smith | Seriously Random Lists | February 1, 2017 |


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Earlier today it came to me: If the Pajiba staff members were wrestlers, what would their wrestling names be AND what would they choose as entrance music? I know what you’re thinking. SUCH A GOOD QUESTION. Damn right it is. All names and songs were either chosen by the Overlord or bestowed upon them by me, muahahhahah!!

AND NOW, ENTERING THE FEMINIST HUGBOX OF LIKE WRESTLING AND STUFF:

Dustin Rowles aka Rowles the Liberator

Elvis Costello - “Welcome to the Working Week”

Seth Freilich aka Former Party Lawyer

Rage Against the Machine - “Killing in the Name”

Petr Knava aka Pedro Knavara - The GUERRILLA

Warren Zevon - “Lawyers, Guns & Money”

Bekka Supp aka Herja

Rammstein - “Ich Will”

Genevieve Burgess aka Rusty-headed Piledriver

Electric Six - “Danger! High Voltage”

Courtney Enlow aka Feminist Mankiller

BeyoncĂ© - “Run the World (Girls)”

Kristy Puchko aka Furiosa Von Punchington

Lady Sovereign - “Love Me or Hate Me”

Sarah Carlson aka Emma Stonecrusher

No Doubt - “Just A Girl”

TK aka Baron Basement

Lamb of God - “Wrath”

Jodi Clager aka Crouching Tiger, Hidden Boxcutter

DMX - “Party Up”

Rebecca Pahle aka Bangers Slamwow

Veruca Salt - “Seether”

Emily Chambers aka DaveMatthewsFan67

Dave Matthews Band - “Don’t Drink the Water”

Steven Wilson aka Intern Crusher

Matchbox 20 - “Push”

Lainey Bobainey aka No Pants!

Garbage - “I Think I’m Paranoid”

Brian O’Neal Richards aka Punch McHardslap

Mos Def and Massive Attack - “I Against I”

Lord Castleton aka Lord Castleton

The Donnas - “Take It Off”


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