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The Most Devastatingly Unredeemable Deal-Breaking Movies in Recent Memory

By Dustin Rowles | Seriously Random Lists | August 9, 2010 | Comments ()


There are very few of these movies in existence; if you look hard enough, you can find something worthwhile, ironic or not, in almost any movie, at least if you're drunk enough. Not these. They are deal breakers, movies with which no evidence can be marshaled to rationally defend them. If you are over the age of 20 and own them willingly, hide them. Throw them out. Don't tell anyone. Ever. See a priest. Confess your sins. Renounce your affection for them. Visit a rehabilitation center. Stay away from civilized society. You are not wanted. Please return to the YouTube comments section where you belong.


John Tucker Must Die

Beverly Hills Chihuahua

Black Knight

The Shaggy Dog (exceptions only for Robert Downey, Jr. completists)

Kangaroo Jack

Matt LeBlanc's Ed

Son of the Mask

Car 54, Where Are You?

Good Luck Chuck (exceptions only for Jessica Alba's ass completists)

Benchwarmers

Rumor Has It

It's Pat

One Missed Call

Wild Hogs

The Man



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