The Most Devastatingly Unredeemable Deal-Breaking Movies in Recent Memory
There are very few of these movies in existence; if you look hard enough, you can find something worthwhile, ironic or not, in almost any movie, at least if you're drunk enough. Not these. They are deal breakers, movies with which no evidence can be marshaled to rationally defend them. If you are over the age of 20 and own them willingly, hide them. Throw them out. Don't tell anyone. Ever. See a priest. Confess your sins. Renounce your affection for them. Visit a rehabilitation center. Stay away from civilized society. You are not wanted. Please return to the YouTube comments section where you belong.
John Tucker Must Die
Beverly Hills Chihuahua
The Shaggy Dog (exceptions only for Robert Downey, Jr. completists)
Matt LeBlanc's Ed
Son of the Mask
Car 54, Where Are You?
Good Luck Chuck (exceptions only for Jessica Alba's ass completists)
Rumor Has It
One Missed Call