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The Many Faces of Katherine Heigl


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I know many of you are sick to death of my Rainbow Killer bashing. I’ve tried to let it go. Honestly. I want to. I’ve sought therapy. I’ve talked to clergy people. I tried acupuncture and hypnotism. It doesn’t work. I can’t let it go.

I had been able, for the most part, to simply repress my disdain for Katherine Heigl. I stopped watching “Grey’s Anatomy” a couple of years ago, and it’s been 15 months since 27 Dresses opened. So, besides a few The Ugly Truth trailers and the occasional news story pertaining to her status on “Greys,” I’d at least successfully put her out of my mind.

But now she’s back with this new romantic comedy, which comes out tomorrow. Despite the formulaic misery that the trailers suggest, I’m still willing to give The Ugly Truth the benefit of the doubt. I like Gerard Butler, although his movies haven’t given me much reason to. And I’ll concede that Katherine Heigl is a serviceable actress, if given the right role. Cruella De Vil comes to mind. Romantic comedy leads, however, do not suit her. Why? Because behind those huge, gleaming fake smiles, she’s incapable of hiding her disdain for the rest of the world. In every single interview I’ve seen of her, Heigl does nothing but display a narcissistic egotism characterized by passive-aggressive pettiness.

Take, for instance, her appearance on Letterman this week. If you’re self-loathing, you can watch the complete interview:

Putting aside her history of saying grotesquely insensitive and innapropriate things about the projects and people she’s worked with (often under the guise of feminism), she demonstrates why I dislike her so much in the first three minutes of this interview. In it, she says that the “GA” cast and crew are “like her family,” yet she doesn’t pass up an opportunity to take as many swipes at the show as possible and suggest in no uncertain terms that she doesn’t want to be there, that she’s above it, and that something she’s being paid millions of dollars to do is “mean,” “cruel,” and keeping her from “having a life.”

Maybe I’m seeing her through murky glasses tinted with my own biases against socio-cultural elitism, but even in pictures of her, all I see is self-righteousness. She seems to posses the same stuck-up attitude of Gwyneth Paltrow, but I don’t feel as though Heigl has even earned it, and she certainly doesn’t have the acting blue-blood of Paltrow to back up the snobbery. Indeed, Heigl is spoiled, preadolescent beauty pageant brat stuck in the body of a 31-year-old actress. She believes that the world owes her a favor for blessing us with her presence, and despite what her faces says, her eyes always express disdain.

And with that, here are the many faces of Katherine Heigl, and in all of them, she’s either looking down on you, or sticking her nose up at you. And maybe, if you see what I see behind her expressions, you’ll understand why I dislike her so much.

The “Full-busted Loathing” Pose

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The “I-Fucking-Can’t-Stand-You” Pose

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The “My-Ring-Is-Bigger-than-Yours, Bitch” Pose

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Patronizing Smile from the Left

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Patronizing Smile from the Right

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The Poor People Scoff

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The “Grin-and-Bear It Until Someone Brings Me My Coffee” Pose

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The “You Suck But If You’re Lucky I Might Fuck You” Pose

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The “You Fucking Wish” Pose

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Comments

Is it bad that she kinda looks like me in the “I-Fucking-Can’t-Stand-You” Pose?

Posted by: Sofía at July 23, 2009 4:09 PM

What about the "I Fuck For Movies; TV is For Homos" Pose?

Posted by: boo at July 23, 2009 4:12 PM

Yeah, she needs to be taken down a peg or ten, but really what good does being so negatively fixated on her do? There's a lot of celebutards (or Fame Vampires) that could be fixed by a simple shunning - and I do believe our very own admin, despite not being Amish, is a master at that and would be willing to give pointers.

Starve the beast by not feeding it attention! That goes for both Gosselins, Speidi and the rest of The Hills people, bLohan, Britney, all Hiltons, Kardassian, and whoever the hell else thinks they deserve fame, fortune, attention, and undying adoration just because they exist. Fuck 'em and the egos they think are justified. Close the browser tabs they're in (sorry Nosek) and change the channel they're on (or better yet, cancel anything E!- or MTV/Muchmusic-related). And for the sake of godtopus's slinky tentacles, don't buy the fucking tabloids that encourage them! Let their outrageous stupidity and desperate antics be met with deafening indifference.

Now, if they were to change their ways and do something truly worthwhile, be it humanitarian aid or a proper Playboy/girl spread, it's only polite to find as many nudie pictures as you can. So you can properly appreciate the person, and what might be their best only redeeming attributes.

Posted by: lordhelmet at July 23, 2009 4:18 PM

She's only 31? Seriously? I honestly thought she was at least in her late 30s.

Posted by: Snath at July 23, 2009 4:18 PM

Her smile never reaches her eyes.

Posted by: Lauren at July 23, 2009 4:20 PM

I hate Gwyneth more than I hate Heigl. The Goop newsletter makes me want to do that woman some serious damage. To the eyeballs. With some organic celery.

Posted by: JJ McClay at July 23, 2009 4:20 PM

Katherine Heigl... hmm, I thought she only had TWO faces.

Posted by: Spender at July 23, 2009 4:28 PM

There is a simple explanation for her chronic disdain in photos: her smile doesn't reach her eyes; therefore she looks cold and hateful.

Also, she's a cunt.

Posted by: Agent Scully at July 23, 2009 4:30 PM

In it, she says that the “GA” cast and crew are “like her family,” yet she doesn’t pass up an opportunity to take as many swipes at the show as possible and suggest in no uncertain terms that she doesn’t want to be there, that she’s above it, and that something she’s being paid millions of dollars to do is “mean,” “cruel,” and keeping her from “having a life.”

Isn't that what family is? A bunch of people you love, but are ruining your life?

Posted by: Marra at July 23, 2009 4:32 PM

this is uncomfortable to watch. What a huge bitch... I think Dave should have shanked her

Posted by: kate at July 23, 2009 4:36 PM

I love you, Marra.

Posted by: Sofía at July 23, 2009 4:37 PM

That's what I keep wondering Oooh ouch!

Usually I would say I find it hard to dislike her, she's always so smiley and perky, but here she does come across quite badly. I don't watch a lot of interviews with her though, so I really only have Izzie to base my opinion on, and I do quite like her. She really seems to want out of Grey's, is she just trapped by her contract? They could have easily killed her off.

She's right about the Rabies though, quarantine your dogs!! :)

Oh the old vibrating underpants joke...yes, I watched the whole interview.

Posted by: Carrie at July 23, 2009 4:39 PM

She's just not very good at joking around. If someone with charisma like Matt Damon said the same things I don't think I'd be bothered that much.

Posted by: Mandy at July 23, 2009 4:42 PM

It's really weird, I know, but I keep getting this sneaking suspicion that she's just trying to be funny.

Posted by: Kelly at July 23, 2009 4:42 PM

Her smile never reaches her eyes.

Are we inadvertently suggesting that Tyra Banks needs to coach Heigl how to smile with her eyes? Because that amount of concentrated crazy in one place would seem to create a Keymaster/Gatekeeper scenario. Well, technically two Gatekeepers.

Posted by: branded at July 23, 2009 4:43 PM

Isn't that what family is? A bunch of people you love, but are ruining your life?

Not really. I'm the life-ruiner in my family. Well, more like credit rating ruiner, but still.

Posted by: Vermillion at July 23, 2009 4:45 PM

"A bunch of people you love, but are ruining your life?"

That's exactly how I describe Pajiba.

Except for the love part.

Posted by: TK at July 23, 2009 4:49 PM

Screw you guys...

[... My Internal Drive-Thru...]

BRAIN: Hi, can I interest you in our new, educatio -

WEINER: One second, please...


B: No problem, take your time.

W: Let's see... uh, yeah. I'll take the uh... Gimme one of those
You Suck But If You’re Lucky I Might Fuck You Heigls. Aaaand
I'll take a side of shameful tots and a... Actually, you know what?
Go ahead and make that two I Might Fuck You Heigls.

B: Uh... You know we've got some Fey... We've also got a buy-one-get-one
deal on Deschanels, Zooey or Emily. We've also got a pick-and-choose Buffy
Platter you might find interes -

W: Nope. Gimme a Might Fuck times two, and I'll be good to go...

B: But... But... how about a Kristen Bell with a Heather Graham Cracker Crust?
A Heigl? Seriously? I mean... Really? Two of 'em?

W: You got it, pal. Sometimes you gotta go with taste over substance...
Two please. And gimme a medium lube and extra napkins, while you're at it...

[...and scene...]

Posted by: Skitz at July 23, 2009 4:50 PM

I though the title read "the many O faces of...."

I did that thing where you burp and vomit at the same time, and then fart and poop.


Posted by: badalamenti at July 23, 2009 4:50 PM

I THOUGHT.

Crap.

Posted by: badalamenti at July 23, 2009 4:52 PM

Except for the love part.

Oh you know you just lurve this place to pieces.

Posted by: Skitz at July 23, 2009 4:50 PM

...

*begins slow clap*

Posted by: Vermillion at July 23, 2009 4:56 PM

I guess you'll just have to be thankful that she works in an industry that's unforgiving to actresses who commit the ultimate sin of growing old and becoming unattractive.

Of course if she's as vain as you describe her then you can look forward to all the plastic surgery that she's going to inflict upon herself in a vain attempt to stave off Father Time and Mother Nature.

Until you'll just have to put up with her.

Posted by: John W at July 23, 2009 5:01 PM

Let's play a game: count the differences between pics 7 and 8. That's called 10 years of drinking and smoking like a chimney. That and Photoshop.

Posted by: Irina at July 23, 2009 5:05 PM

Oh you know you just lurve this place to pieces.

Yes, he does. Many, many, screaming, mangled, blood-dripping bone-protruding pieces...

Posted by: lordhelmet at July 23, 2009 5:07 PM

She looks a lot more like an airbrushed picture of Britney Spears from 1999 in that second last picture.

Posted by: becks at July 23, 2009 5:16 PM

Um, I've long defended the Heigl 'round these parts, and I'm not gonna do it full-blooded again, but I totally agree with whomever suggested she's just really bad at being funny. I heard about her comments before and thought, "man, what a bitch!" But now watching it, it just comes off as painful because it's like she's trying to be tongue-in-cheek but she's SO BAD AT IT. I mean honestly, a 17-hour day sucks balls and not even in a fun way, but if I were getting paid what she's getting paid, I'd suck those balls 'til I was out of saliva. Or at least not bitch about having to suck those balls.

I think I lost my metaphor a little bit. Oh well. It's the tail end of a work week.

Posted by: whatBENwatches at July 23, 2009 5:32 PM

I used to just not like her, but those pictures.... If I could, I'd hate fuck the shit out of her, and leave her for someone younger, shattering her heart into a million pieces, risking the darkest trenches of the Rainbow Killer herself.

That's how much I want to deflate that Kanye West-esque ego of hers.

Posted by: George at July 23, 2009 5:43 PM

whatever happened to diversity? at least diversity of thought. i will make a minor contribution by saying that i think heigl is terrific, a more than adequate replacement for the over-the-hill romcom types like ryan and
bullock.
dustin is entitled to his opinion and has certainly presented a powerful,
if somewhat obsessive, case. i would be
curious, however, to hear about the pain he
must have suffered when the revered apatow
cast ms. heigl in " knocked up."

Posted by: snake at July 23, 2009 5:46 PM

I've never watched G'sA 'cause I saw some promos for it, and ptui, so I don't believe I've ever seen Heigl actually performing.

But I saw her give a presentation at the Oscars one year. And she stood up there and tried to make the moment about her. And in about six seconds she made me hate her. I think that's a record.

Posted by: Jerce at July 23, 2009 5:56 PM

And for the sake of godtopus's slinky tentacles, don't buy the fucking tabloids that encourage them!
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Yeah! Read them in the checkout line, whack off into them and then put them back, like I do.
+++
Skitz is like one of those superstar ballplayers who gets an MVP when he's not really even having one of his two or three best seasons.

Bravo, sir, and I say again: Bravo!

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at July 23, 2009 6:03 PM

Several years ago, long before we met, my gentleman companion met her, chatted her up, and got her number. True story!

He now refers to her as The Dodged Bullet.

Posted by: ShinyKate at July 23, 2009 6:09 PM

I meant to include the tidbit about him losing her number.

Heh-heh.

Posted by: shinykate at July 23, 2009 6:11 PM

Sorry ladies of pajiba, but you all are not as hot as Heigl. She works out and doesn’t eat like a pig.

Posted by: GuessWho! at July 23, 2009 6:21 PM

She's a twatwaffle. An ungrateful, hateful, shrew of woman who will have nothing after her looks fade or she kills them with the smoking. Hollywood damned sure doesn't look kindly on wenches who are past their prime who've spent their glamor years pissing people off left and right. Her giant sized fucking ego makes it that much worse.

Katherine, in short, the ugly truth is that you are an ugly, hateful, and spiteful person in a half-ass attractive package.

Posted by: Melody at July 23, 2009 6:26 PM

I thought that clip was funny. She seems like a good actress. If her co-workers hated her that much, she wouldn't still be on the show. She keeps making movies, so somebody likes her. I liked her on Rosewell. No one seems to have noticed that Paul Shafer and the band played "Get an Ugly Girl to Marry You" as Katherine's entrance music. That's funny.

Posted by: Tenny O's at July 23, 2009 6:34 PM

Yeah ShinyKate, right, sure. Your gentleman companion would rather be with a woman that hangs out online at a movie review website as opposed to hanging out at Cannes doing blow off of Heigl's ass.

Posted by: Guess Who! at July 23, 2009 6:37 PM

I ignore her. She isn't a good actress and seems not to even be a very nice person, so she isn't worth my attention. Or these keystrokes. See ya!

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at July 23, 2009 6:41 PM

I meant to include the tidbit about him losing her number.

Heh-heh.

Posted by: shinykate at July 23, 2009 6:11 PM
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In a freak accident with some gasoline and your Bic?

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at July 23, 2009 6:45 PM

Dustin, at this point your obsession says more about you than it says about her.

You're in love with Katherine Heigel.

She haunts your dreams. When you're supposed to be playing with the kid, you're thinking about Heigel. Shopping for window treatments with your wife, you're thinking about Heigel. During your Jazzercise class, you're thinking about Heigel.

And since, clearly, she's the dominant one, you dream about being Debra Winger at the end of An Officer And a Gentleman, Renee Zellwegger in Jerry McGuire, Jennifer Grey in Dirty Dancing.

You fantasize about her as a Viking warrior queen, laying waste to your tiny fishing village. She's put all the men to the blade, but she looks down at you with her cruel, piercing blue eyes and says, "This one . . . bathe him and bring him to my tent."

She'll pin you to the ground and have her way with you. You'll pretend you were forced, that she was simply too powerful, too overwhelming to resist. But you know you loved every second of it. And at the end of this fantasy, you spew thick, sticky ropes of jizz. Probably on your wife's good towels.

Pretend Ryan Reynolds is your lust object all you want; I know who you really are.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at July 23, 2009 6:48 PM

Hey buc, be honest didn’t you laugh at my shit?

Posted by: Guess Who! at July 23, 2009 6:49 PM

One thing...

The second to the last photo makes her look as if she has no nose. Freaky.

Proceed.

Posted by: Smokin at July 23, 2009 6:50 PM

There's not a one of those poses up there that my girlfriend doesn't do on a regular basis, and everyone thinks she's just the nicest person on the planet. It's not "bitchy" -- it's "typical female".

Which is, I suppose, why so many women love to see Heigl's movies, because they identify with and admire her.

It's also why so many other women hate her guts. It's not justifiable derision -- it's "catfight".

Reer.

Posted by: Neodiogenes at July 23, 2009 6:52 PM

You know, she just doesn't bug me. I think she'd be kinda bitchy, but fun, in a mocking others way. I get the whole trying to be funny but it not reading well. I can bring the bitch with the best of them and it doesn't bug me that she could be bitchy. Yeah, she could be more grateful. But I still think she's hot and a good actress. I just can't help it.

I know I should turn in my Pajiba card, but I washed it and then it got caught on fire 'cause of this whole candle incident and I put it out with some baby oil we had handy and it got all sticky somehow and now I don't want to touch it.

Posted by: TWoP Fan at July 23, 2009 6:53 PM

Why did you do this? WHY DID YOU DO THIS?

Ergh. I mean... but... I don't... this isn't... ergh. Just ergh.

Posted by: redhead at July 23, 2009 7:36 PM

Shinykate - he's a keeper.

And Tracer.... wow. Just wow.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at July 23, 2009 7:44 PM

You know I really didn't understand why you hated Heigl so much until Tracer Bullet explained it to me. It all makes sense now.

But I do admit that complaining about a seventeen hour day was in bad form--even if she was trying to be funny. She should try deploying.

Posted by: brenia at July 23, 2009 7:57 PM

Hey buc, be honest didn’t you laugh at my shit?

Posted by: Guess Who! at July 23, 2009 6:49 PM
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Of course. And I'm always honest. It's a character flaw. I'm working on it.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at July 23, 2009 8:19 PM

"And at the end of this fantasy, you spew thick, sticky ropes of jizz. Probably on your wife's good towels."

....

hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaha outrageousness

Seriously dying over here.

Posted by: Mick J at July 23, 2009 8:26 PM

It's a long week, but that might be EE #1 again.

Posted by: Mick J at July 23, 2009 8:33 PM

I don't think what she said was all that bad. Heaven forbid someone complain about a 17-hour day. How dare she. And GA sucks monkey balls, so who cares if she isn't always spouting sunshine and rainbows when she speaks of the show. We've all worked at jobs that we haven't necessarily liked, but did it for the money or because we had no choice because it's slim pickins out there. I find it refreshing that she is kind of honest about how she feels about things as opposed to blowing sunshine up everyone's ass about how awesome the cast was and what an amazing experience it was. That said I found her to be charming in this particular interview. She just seemed a little nervous. Maybe she is a raging bitch. Who knows. She doesn't bother me. Now Scarlett Johannson (sp?). That girl. She's all tits and lips. Can't act her way out of a paper bag. And she just strikes me as someone who tries to appear smarter than she is. However I wont' let her upset my 'Iron Man 2' experience. RDJ has got my back.

Posted by: taylor at July 23, 2009 8:35 PM

You missed the "if you put me on the show, I'll give Dave butt-sex" face.

Posted by: admin at July 23, 2009 8:47 PM

No one seems to have noticed that Paul Shafer and the band played "Get an Ugly Girl to Marry You" as Katherine's entrance music. That's funny.

I had to play the clip after I read this. Fantastic.

Posted by: SaBrina at July 23, 2009 9:14 PM

What is the big deal about Heigl - so she complains about things sometimes? She doesnt pretend that everything she is involved with is omgthebesthingeveromg - uuuh so? why should we celebrate fakeness and act like being bitchy sometimes makes her a raging cunt - we're all bitchy sometimes. big fucking deal.

Posted by: eden at July 24, 2009 12:07 AM

Jealous?

Posted by: John Darc at July 24, 2009 12:08 AM

That chick has some low hanging boobs.
Up!
Up I say!
That's all I got.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at July 24, 2009 1:50 AM

She was just on Kimmel and was bitching about the same thing. This is not just simply voicing your opinions or not sugar-coating a situation. The woman has no manners or tact or plain common sense. When you are in a job interview you don't bitch and moan about your previous employers. Heigl just told all potential directors who might be considering her for a part that she will publicly complain to anyone who will listen if she dislikes anything about that potential job. She is just stupid in that respect.

Also, no one is disagreeing that working a 17 hour day sucks. That had to suck balls. But in this economy anyone bitching about a long work day needs to drink a big glass of shut the fuck up. There are millions who's unemployment is about to run out who I'm sure would love to be in her position. Not to mention the other employees working behind the camera during that 17 hour day. Their asses were at work for just as long, making probably less than a fourth of her salary.

I used to simply dislike her as an actress. Now I hate her as a human being.

Posted by: Austin asking for trouble at July 24, 2009 2:17 AM

But she was on Roswell Season One!

Posted by: arrrghzi at July 24, 2009 3:31 AM

There are worst actresses (a la ms.paltrow), but doesn't anybody remember... My Father, the Hero

"thankkkk heaven, for litttTLE girls...."

Posted by: soto at July 24, 2009 10:13 AM

Tracer, my British prick of a boss was getting on my last nerves and I was contemplating calling his soon-to-be ex-wife who's retained the biggest divorce lawyer/shark in town and telling her about the hot piece of ass he's got stashed away in another state, but I'm too busy laughing to make the call

The British douche bag doesn't knoe it but he owes you BIG TIME.

Posted by: Carolina Girl at July 24, 2009 11:11 AM

Maybe he can pay me back. How hot is his side piece and what state is she in? I'll travel up to six hours for an 8 or higher.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at July 24, 2009 11:39 AM

It's not gonna work then. She's about a 7 to a 7 1/2. But whatever she's doing is working for him because he finds every excuse in the book to make trips out west (from the East Coast). Pathetic.

Posted by: Carolina Girl at July 24, 2009 3:05 PM

You know, I don't like Heigel, but I certainly don't hate her. I think she's whiny, entitled, and a brat, but so are 99.99% of actresses working today. This gal just doesn't try to hide it.

I think the worst part about the interview is how loud and annoying her voice is, and how badly timed all of her 'funny' lines are. She comes off as awkward and trying too hard.

Posted by: tt_marie at July 24, 2009 3:24 PM

Real doctors and nurses work 18 hour shifts sometimes (more than that in war zones). Maybe the cruel producers are method actors at heart. I think real doctors and nurses have reason to complain about long shifts. I think labourers, construction workers, mechanics, waitresses/waiters, etc have reason to complain about 17 hour shifts. An actress who makes more in a 17 hour actressing session than most of us make in a year has no reason to complain. Suck it up buttercup, at least you are working, unlike many other actors or real people who would like real jobs.

F*ck! Let her eat cake!

Posted by: kimchipongoo at July 24, 2009 6:23 PM

Once again the un-hot ladies gang up on the oh so hot lady.

Posted by: Guess Who! at July 24, 2009 7:01 PM

Oh please. Women are not involved in an eternal cat fight, Whookie. It's a serious let-down to your carefully cultivated worldview I suppose. Sorry. Some chicks are just twats and need to know it.

She has a history of serial-dumping-on-her-employers. It is difficult to enjoy her work. Why? Not even the most die-hard fan or apologist can feel secure enjoying her performances since she so often retroactively ridicules it. No one wants to feel stupid for liking something. She's pissing on her fans, too.

Dustin is just in touch with his inner woman. He is the primary caregiver in his family after all. Good on him for embracing it.

Posted by: replica at July 24, 2009 8:19 PM

Sometimes, late at night, I ... touch my inner woman.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at July 24, 2009 11:46 PM

After looking at all of those pictures of the Heigl, I realized she looks a hell of a lot like a friend I used to have in high school. One of those people that you're friends with, but have no idea why because they annoy the shit out of you. The look I see on the Heigl's face is the same look I used to see on my friend's face - the look of undeserved entitlement and attempting to climb the social ladder by stomping on everyone underneath you.

If she were a better actress I could look past the social climbing, but she's not.

Posted by: stardust savant at July 25, 2009 10:01 AM

replica, you make it seem bad that Heigl likes to piss on her fans. In some places people pay top dollar to get pissed on.

Posted by: Guess Who! at July 25, 2009 8:24 PM

She couldn't be a bigger bitch for complaining about a 17 hour work day. Let's see, T.R. Knight walked away from a $14 MILLION contract, so you know her's must be similar. Suck it up and work for 17 hours, you whore.

I have been an extra on a tv show, and 17 hour days are normal for the job. I once got to a call at 7 am, and at 1:30 the next morning we all wanted to drop dead, but we kept doing our job. And we only got paid $6.00 an hour.

So shut it.

Posted by: Leigh at July 28, 2009 6:21 PM

OMG!!! A 17-HOUR DAY! Gee, I've NEVER heard of an actor or actress being forced to work such depraved hours! Hey, KH, THAT's why you get the big bucks for "acting"! If it gets to be "too much," I'm sure she can find work in an office cubicle somewheres...jeez, I like KH but I think she needs to grow-up a bit.

Posted by: Shemp at August 5, 2009 3:08 AM

Is hating Heigl the new hype? She's funny, witty and isn't stumbling out bars flashing her cooter, she's a good actress, stable and works hard. I find her ten times more appealing than the likes of Zooey Deschanel, Scarlett Johansson, etc ... and this oh so witty commentary by Dustin comes off as extremely distasteful. So Heigl committed the ultimate no-no by dissing the overgrown frat/slackers Apatow and Rogan. Admit it, that's really why you're all riled up. Cos someone had the gall to say something against the genius that is Apatow and his sidekick. Get over it. Disappointing, I thought Pajiba was classier than this.

Posted by: cee at August 12, 2009 8:15 AM