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This one was way hard to decide with both genders, but again, went for the "most frequent objects d'ogling," and clicked on Jon Hamm and Anna Torv.

Mary. Louise. Parker.
For. Ever. And. Ever.
Amen.

Just couldn't in the Supporting Actress category. You cannot possibly expect me to choose between Sofia and Christina. It just ain't gonna happen.

But in this category, I can easily go with Mary Louise, and remain sane.

Posted by: Rykker at December 14, 2010 3:07 PM

You are correct, (Misspelled) Number One.

Maybe it's the character she plays, or there's some nuance I'm missing because I'm not a regular viewer, but Mary Louise Parker in Weeds is just AWFUL to me. Like, if she was my friend, I would constantly be giving her the "Bitch, puhleaze!" face and eye roll.

Joel McHale was my pick, but Jonathan Rhys Meyers was a close second. His coke eyes get me every time.

figgy will cut any motherfucker caught touching the Hamm.

Watch . . .

*reaches for the Hamm*

. . .

Also, almost any of the dudes could have been swapped out for Sherlock.

I think Matt Smith is completely hideous. I used to "not get" the David Tennant love, but after watching the Doctor, I am forever smitten. But Matt Smith? Ick.

I don't give a lick* about any of these ladies, frankly. I guess I would vote for Stana, but I don't care enough to click the dang button...

(*Have fun with that. You're welcome.)

David Duchovny = meh.
David Duchovny in Californication = hot dirty mess.
I'd like to get sandwiched between him and Eva Amurri.

Cindy, why say Sherlock when you can say "CUUUUUUMBERBAAAAAATCH"??

Oh, well this wasn't nearly as difficult as picking between Alison Brie and Rose Byrne (how can I make it up to you, Rosie?).

Mary Louise Parker is twice as virile and fertile as me and fuck all to her supposedly being twice my age.

Both supporting categories were WAY better.

Sailboat, I'm very firmly on Team Torv. Holy crap is that woman hot! And the whole silent bad-ass thing she does on Fringe? Bunk!

I can't believe I have to choose between Hamm and Hale! Can't I have both? I can call them Halmm.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMM!!

*cuts KBall*

Anyone else wanna try? HMM? HMMMMMMM?

Why does Jon Hamm look like he is channeling Keanu Reeves it that photo? Is is part of the Figgy Protection Program?

He could do with a less cumbersome name. I shall strip him naked and not worry about such nonsense.

Boy, they sure photo-shopped Connie Britton's freckles right the hell out, didn't they? Morons.

Mary Louise Parker. Why are we even discussing this?

Um..Really. No love for Supernatural?

And I third or fourth the Cumberbatch love. Sherlock was the best show on TV this year.

Dustin, you marvellous, sadistic bastard.

My head nearly exploded trying to pick between the Fillion, Pacey (RIP), and Jonathan Rys Meyers.

Though Mary Louise Parker is super hot, no denying that, I feel she is overrated.

And I need to vote for both Joel McHale and Nathan Fillion. So I'm going to do that.

*licks blood*

Never say I never done nothin' for you bastards.

Have you ever seen Mary Louise Parker interviewed? There's no there there.

I can't even acknowledge the first part as a serious, critical list of television male hotness without the inclusion of Michael C. Hall. For shame.

But MLP FTW.

I know what you're seeing, Mrs. J, and that's because she's here with me.

Um? No Olyphant for Justified? Where's the justification in that?

It's HAMM for me in the gents, although Idris is clooose. Nathan-as-Mal is probably in my Top 3 All-Time TV Crushes, but Castle smarm docks him to third on this list. If Olyphant and Kyle Chandler been options (right, Amanda6 and annie?! right?!), Nathan'd be fourth.

None of these ladies gets me to the (in the?) teamswitchy place, but I voted for Connie because coveredinbees said it: Tami Taylor is a goddess.

I voted for Rhys Meyers based on that photo alone. I've never even seen "The Tudors." Only he could get my vote over shirtless McHale.

And I chose Strahovski because she's total nerd fantasy fulfillment on Chuck and I am a hapless nerd sometimes.

Nobody really appeals to me on either list.
I'd have voted for Cumberbatch if he were included.

where the hell is JANUARY JONES (Madmen)

Choosing between Hamm and Matt Smith is cruel.

Add me to those who would've appreciated seeing some Cumberbatch on here. But ultimately my vote still would have gone to Hamm.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAMM!!!! *stinkroll*

And Tina, 'cuz she's my decade-older doppleganger. Yes, I will vote for her for that reason.

Pretty awesome list of men. I didn't vote for Hamm b/c I knew he didn't need my vote to win. Between him, Idris and Josh Jackson it was close. I also love some Joel McHale. Wish Charlie Hunnam had been on there though.

Anna Paquin, really? Do guys really think she's sexy? She has an awesome body and beautiful tits, but her mouth. It's not just the gap, the whole mouth just puts me off. I don't think she's pretty. I voted for Anna Torv. I think she's beautiful and has been great on Fringe, but I would imagine some people might think of her as coming off as cold on Fringe, which is I think the only place people have seen her. But she's really lovely and has a great body too.

Hamm, BUT I can see him pulling that face for the picture, then giggling. I like a man with a sense of humour, but somehow, that scenario puts me off.

Isn't the Tina Fey vote too wish-fullfilling? Let Tina be Tina, not a trying-too-hard, over-aged starlet.

I can never let go of my lifelong crush on David Duchovny. And that's almost literally lifelong... I was born in '88, Twin Peaks came on in I want to say '91 (too lazy to google) and I would end up sneaking in to watch with mom because that man was mesmerizing to my toddler brain. He continued to be all the way through season 7 of the X-Files. Then I lost track of him, then BOOM Californication, a show I don't actually like very much but hlughblughblugh the mesmerized toddler in me has been replaced by a 21 year old boozehound homo with a massive Mulder boner.

People, are we STILL not over Jon Hamm?!?!? Come on, the guy is almost... dare I say it... jowly. I'm sorry, but it's true. The guy looks rough. And his personality is rather boring.

I can't be the only one, right?? Anyone???

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one
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*echo eventually fades away* ...

Sweet, Josh Jackson leading the runners up poll. Good to see.

Also, kind of strange that I had a much, much easier time choosing between the men than the women.

The ages of these actresses are:

Paquin - 28
Strahovski - 28
Katic - 32
Britton - 43
Torv - 32
Fey - 40
Lakshmi - 40
Parker - 46

While highly subjective, as a 41 tear old male, I find Mary-Louise Parker to be the sexiest. I love her facial features - long narrow face and nose, alabaster skin, big brown eyes. I even love her pronounced philtrum between her nose and upper lip. It is truly remarkable that she is 46 and the eldest of all the candidates.

It is interesting to consider that when a rock and roll artist (Charlie Mars) sat down with his producer to pick a hot sex kitten for his music video, they chose MLP - a 45 year old (at the time) actress.

I agree with Amanda6... no TImothy Olyphant is ridiculous given that he was #1 on the Pajiba 10 this year. He definitely gets my write-in vote.

I mean, I'd put my mouth on any of those mouths up there but where the hell is the Olyphant?! A grievous omission considering his popularity in the Pajiba Ten.

I've warmed to Anna Torv and Fringe in general over the years. I have this theory that certain people are born with a different set of facial expressions to the rest of us. For the longest time I was completely unable to fathom William Hurt. In anything; just William Hurt in general. I just... I couldn't work him out.

Then I started putting my theory together. William Hurt doesn't emote like the rest of us. Furrowing your brow in anger, widening your eyes in surprise; these gestures are alien to him. He laughs when he's sad, sneezes in confusion, cries with apathy. He's just wired all crazy-like, and once I realise that I was able to appreciate him much better. Angelina Jolie's on the list, too.

And so is Anna Torv. For the first half of Fringe season 1 I was just baffled by what I was seeing, but then I realised I'd come across a case of William Hurtia the show really grew on me. It helps that she's just a really strange looking lady. Don't get me wrong, I think she's gawrgeous, but she has this amazing ability to look like a completely different person when shot from a slightly different angle. Whenever she ties her hair up on Fringe I have to wonder whether they've recast her part, and imagine my confusion when she actually did start playing two characters on the show.

Oh, and also her voice. Her voice. I heard a lot of complaints about her not pulling off a convincing American accent but, hey, some people just talk funny. She has that steely... I'm going to say husky but it's not really right... you know when you get a cold and you get past the blocked nose bit but your throat's still a little raw and all of a sudden someone far sexier than you is talking when you open your mouth? That's her voice all the time. I don't know what would happen if she ever actually had a cold.

And FUCK. Her eyes when she's playing evil Olivia? That woman can fucking glare.

GRACE PARK!!!

Listen, I have become completely obsessed with Cumberbatch but voted for Matt Smith just because Smith had auditioned for Sherlock and got Who instead.

That Sherlock is one very lovely looking fellow....

DAVID DUCHOVNY rules! He is so awesome.
He was brilliant as Fox Mulder and now he is amazing as Hank Moody.
Seriously, Californication is one of the best series in the world.

i am sorry but if anna paquin walked by you in real life you wouldn;t look twice and you might even call her ugly. she's a decent actress, but making her a sex symbol is laughable.

Duchovny is the sexiest man on this list hands down - not to mention the sexiest man alive. From Mulder to Moody, Duchovny is the shit. Seriously, have you not seen Californication? or the X Files? Seeing him half naked on stage in the Break of Noon was the highlight of my year. I would punch a nun to lick him all over...and whatever else it would take.