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. . . I mean, come on, she as in THE SPIRIT! And He's Not That Into You. What does it take to please you, you sonuvabiatch?! I wanna know.

ah fuck, I got excited. "she *WAS in THE SPIRIT"

HEY! Where's ... um ... Look, you forgot ... uhhh ...

OK, looks like you've just about covered it.

Interesting list. I certainly agree about Fox. She's both distractingly gorgeous and also somehow unattractive. Like, when she's on screen you can't pay attention to anything else, but at the same time she's so perfect that she goes right around to kind of boring-looking. I'm no big fan of Angelina Jolie, but I will say that she is beautiful and unique in a way that Fox just isn't.

I don't get the Megan Fox drool factor, either... Sienna Miller, though?

You're off your goddam rocker, Pajiboss!

Posted by: Todd at June 24, 2009 2:11 PM

Hmmm, yep. Gotta agree with that. It is like "theoretical" attractiveness vs. "practical" attractiveness.

Theoretically, I can understand why these women would be considered attractive, and in the right environment, I would consider them hot. But practically, in a real world situation, not so much. Too many variables come into play and decrease any appeal they have.

Except for Miller. No matter how many husbands she steals, I still want her so bad. Once again, I believe I am just into damaged goods.

Alright fair enough on most of these gals.

But.... If one of these ladies showed an interest in you, say at some sort of martini bar, and you were single..... would you say no because they are are dumb or make shitty movies?

I second Jessica Alba--I mean I know she's physically hot but she just ruins it. Ruins it! I'd also like to add J-Lo.

5) Katie Holmes: Cute on the Creek but then she bared them in The Gift and soared upward. Unfortunately, she was shot down by a Cruise missle, stunk up Batman Begins, and has becomae just plain creepy. Being inhabited by an alien life-form will do that

4) Kim Kardashian: C'mon, you can't deny the physical attributes! However, what else does she have? Questionable bloodlines, no rythym, and that Ray J after-taste

3) Mariah Carey: OK, she does have talent but hasn't sung a genuine heart-felt note in years. When fit, she can definitel rock a bikini but her weight fluctauates like Oprah's and she posseses an ego to match. She's even been known to bitch out a charity for not giving her enough swag.

2) Der Heigl: How is she contiually cast in rom-coms? Does she know even what love is? (Why do I hear Foreigner all of a sudden?) Now, pair her with John Cho in "Jon & Kate" The Movie" and there will be some casting I understand.

1) Megan "I am not a" Fox: This was difficult because I do not consider poorly crafted blow-up dolls as "hot"....but since Maxim solely determines one's smokeitude these days, I'll hand her the crown. Now Meg, hit the road and take your pimp, Michael Bay, with you!

Again, I would saw off my own right arm to look like any of these 'unattractive' women. Forgive me if I find this laughable.

I just don't get how Sienna Miller often gets put in the same league. The other four are attractive, while Ms. Miller doesn't even have the superficial to start with. She's the only one of these women that actually annoys me.

I'd like to add Jessica Alba. Girl's pretty, but boring as a piece of toast.

Posted by: figgy at June 24, 2009 2:05 PM

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I totally agree with this.

This may be the list I agree with you the most on, Dustin. I might argue for Mena Suvari, who has an appaling laugh. I know I'm shallow, but I can't get past it.

I don't get the Sienna Miller hate. I think she's adorable. Megan Fox on the other hand? GAH. I just want to vomit all over her face. THe only time she looks remotely attractive is when they cover her bad skin up with tons of makeup, and then she just looks like a blow-up doll. Gugh.

I was actually going to add something to the discussion, but I am so disturbed by the thought of Katherine Heigl portraying Kate Gosselin that I can no longer form proper thoughts.

Megan Fox is a butterface

What's stupendous about the rest? Hell, I think her face is her best quality.

That picture on the opening page looks like Shakira not Sienna Miller.

It would be interesting to see the "beautiful" stars in real life, pics, make-up, lighting, etc. can be deceiving/inaccurate of how someone looks on the day to day. I don't know, I find Beyonce attractive and talented. Yes, there's an ego but I think it goes along with her whole singing persona. The others are actresses.

On its own? Like, just plain white Wonderbread toasted and only luke-warm? That's pretty lame and bland. Like Jessica Alba.

Did you count all four of mine, Che?

Posted by: Snath at June 24, 2009 2:54 PM

Yes. Well, Google Chrome did the counting -- and I did not do one scintilla of analysis. So those numbers are raw in every sense of the word...

Katy Perry....if the list went to #6.

Sorry, I have a strange obsession with food puns. Hence, the randomness.

I don't understand why people continue to find Megan Fox attractive, not when Angelina Jolie is still alive...http://i30.tinypic.com/2j0eg60.jpg

At least Scarlett Johanson looks natural, and lovely.

Also Dustin, what do I have to do to convince you to create a random list of "unattractive women (or men) we find hot"?

Ooh, Kelly, it was already done-the male version became a hotbed of dirty talk :p

I don't get the Megan Fox drool factor, either... Sienna Miller, though?

You're off your goddam rocker, Pajiboss!

Posted by: Skitz at June 24, 2009 2:17 PM

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Again, I concur. My only exposure to Sienna Miller was her role in "Layer Cake" and the previews of the "G.I. Joe" movie where she's dressed up as the Baroness.

Extremely hot.

Kelly, there's a Freakiest Actor list, a Freaky Hot list, and a freaky lady list somewhere in there as well. And I will reiterate from that thread that there is something kind of nice about Steve Buscemi's look.

where she's dressed up as the Baroness.

Extremely hot.

Goddammit. You had to hit my nerve.

Type "Baroness" into Flickr. You'll get at least three women at conventions blowing her and her ugly costume, ugly wig and ugly glasses right out of the water.

And I will reiterate from that thread that there is something kind of nice about Steve Buscemi's look

Also, I had a Facebook fight with Pajibans today about the allure of John Goodman. And I still say I WIN, he's an adorable bear of a man.

Julie, can we be BFF's? Because obviously we're on the same wave length when it comes to the men we find appealing. If I had participated in any of those previous lists, John Goodman would have been my number one. God, I love that man.

So, what do you say? BFF's? As long as you don't mind that I'm Canadian and sort of a bitch...

As long as you don't mind that I'm Canadian and sort of a bitch...

Those are two of my requirements! :)

I actually thought Sienna Miller was really well cast in Stardust - absolutely lovely to look at but no soul to speak of. The rest of these I won't argue with, although ScarJo was adorable circa In Good Company/Lost In Translation (so, maybe 5 years ago?), I wonder what happened to her.

why would you even bother to make a post about these bitches?

cameron diaz

jennifer aniston

julia roberts

sandra bullock

jessica simpson

Excuse me but those 5 women up there can't even be considered "hot." They are certainly unattractive for sure, ESPECIALLY that bimbo Beyonce who is stupid in addition to being fat.

Sienna Miller is a slut and a husband stealing, immoral skank who thought it would be fun to shit on the people of Pittsburgh. Apparently common folk from PA aren't up to her high standards.

Megan Fox is a trashy faux-lesbian with a blistering case of mouth diarrhea and too many tats.

Johannsen just had her tits going for her and last I saw, she had starved her ta-tas into oblivion. Tooooooo bad.

Heigl and her smoker's breath aren't even worthy of my written scorn.

Fuck all these bitches.

I would break it off in Jessica Simpson, but I realise she is an appalling stupid person.

Well, there'll be objectified men coming up in a few minutes or so. But I don't think there's anything being furthered, just a bunch of eye-rolling at otherwise uninteresting (to many) people.

No, it isn't simply eye-rolling. It is out-and-out dogging them. Nobody, regardless of their social position or what have you, wants to be considered unwanted. I just think it is wrong to say stuff like this, especially when (hopefully) folks aren't callous and devoid of human emotion enough to say it to their faces.

And just because there is going to be a guy list doesn't make it right (and I have the sneaking suspicion that the responses won't be nearly as caustic).

I'm right there with ya, Darth! I just don't understand the hate.

Are you jealous of ScarJo, Dustin? Is that it, honey? There's no need. I have it on very good authority that she likes to share and partake in the celebration of her hubby's spectacular body. Imagine having them both at your beck and call, to do with what you please, to realize your every fantasy......

Darth, I've got your back. I really do. Just give me a minute though. You understand, right? I'll be right back......

I'd take Sienna Miller OFF the list and replace her with Cameron Diaz or Mariah Carey or Jessica Simpson or Kim Kardashian or Carmen Electra.

And anyone who needs these choices to be explained to them...well, we're living in different universes and I'll just say, Good luck to you and enjoy Stepford.

I'm sorry, I think Beyonce is as hot as all hell. Especially from behind. Call me a douche or whatever you will.

I think Sarah Palin should be here. She's certainly the hottest VP candidate ever, but that's like being, to use an expression from this site, "the second to last person to break the gangbang world record."

After Layer Cake I always liked Sienna Miller. In fact, I don't think I've ever hated her in any of her roles. And she's pretty charming in interviews.

For those questioning the choice of Beyonce, it's is the actressin', people. She has GOT to stop the actressin'.

Oh and the diva attitude she likes to pull every once in a while.

And the Sasha Fierce nonsense (it didn't work for Garth Brooks, why should it work for her).

That is pretty much the crux of the argument. Have a nice day.

Most photos of ScarJo I see I imagine I see about a 7-inch string of drool. She looks like she's been smacked between the eyes with both boobies.

"And just because there is going to be a guy list doesn't make it right (and I have the sneaking suspicion that the responses won't be nearly as caustic)."

"She has GOT to stop the actressin'.

Oh and the diva attitude she likes to pull every once in a while.

And the Sasha Fierce nonsense (it didn't work for Garth Brooks, why should it work for her).

That is pretty much the crux of the argument."

No offence, Vermillion, but, the eff? Am I missing something or did you just 180 on yourself somewhere between 6:08 PM yesterday and 1:31 AM today?

BarbadoSlim, Beyonce is NOT fat. She's hasn't starved herself into a stick figure like Lindsay Lohan or Courtney Love, but she's definitely not fat. She has the shape of a normal, healthy African-American woman.

OK, now that I got that off my chest, she does need to recognize her own talents and limitations. She sings beautifully but cannot act her way out of a wet brown paper bag.

"No, I didn't. Unless you really think that is as bad as calling her a dumb skank, or a bitch, or what have you."

No, I don't. :) And you have a point. I was referring more to the caustic nature of the comment, I should have been more specific. I guess i overdid it with the quotes, huh? And you are also right in saying that some of them sort of have it coming.

Have a lovely time, y'all, whatever timezone you're in!

I agree with this list, Dustin. I'd put Alba at #5 though and take Beyonce off the list. She's a musician who tried to act, so the fact that she sucks at it isn't really a surprise.

Slim calls anyone not bony "fat". There's no changing his mind.

Perfection. LOVE this list.

oh dude no, I agree 100% with you...but I don't want to take Sienna out of this list.

AS i say it again some times chicks do not have much to say is because we do not take very hot looking woman as inteligent members of our race.
we seem to think they think with there boobs.
we need to look them in the eyes not in there boobs. most woman like eye ball contact.we men first need to think of them as people first.
then we can get down to the boob issue after we make eyeball contact.some woman are shy when it comes to their boob size.we men have a crazy idea their brains are stored in their boob holders.not true. some woman cannot hel[p that their boobs are very large(hotdamn for the large boobies)(daddy likes)but given the fact that not all large woman are stupid some woman just like us men to think they are stupid just to goof with us men.we always seem to fall over a chick with large boobs. some times large boobs are a gift and a disabilty or cruse. well thats it for now may the force be with you.and hail to the boobies where would we be with out them!

Be Adequite! stated:

James McAvoy (he just looks like his breath stinks like cheese)

That made me laugh out loud!

Sasha Fierce is pretty but she need never open her mouth to speak or wear another one of her mother's designs. Damn, her diction is so flat you could serve drinks on it.

Sienna Miller needs to eat a meal. Her legs look like two small tree branches in need of some foliage.

Katherine Heigl, she use to be pretty on Roswell now she just looks like an badly aging soccer mom. Smoking does not do a body good.

ScarJo, bland, bland, bland, she blinds me with the blandness. Woody Allen stole ScarJo's mojo.

Megan Fox though she definitely gives off the "chick from the White Snake video" vibe, IS pretty (yeah, I said it) and at least she doesn't have fake tits.