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Seriously Random Lists | July 17, 2009 | Comments (139)


You like quirk and whimsy? Yeah. Me too. Screw the haters. Give me quirk over superhero any day (give me quirk and a superhero, and I’ll lick your eyeballs), and always give me whimsy over action sequences. But quirky characters are a dime a dozen, and whimsical movies aren’t exactly rare. But, when done right, the confluence of the two is a magical thing, indeed. Quirk and whimsy done right is like falling in love, being in love, or getting your heart smashed. I like a solid action film that makes your junk hard as much as the next guy, but whimsiquirkilicous movies make your heart flip, melt, or break. And those are the movies for which I truly live.

And if this list makes me some sort of hipster douchebag, then bring on the tight pants, PBRs, and vinegar.

5. Juno: I’m almost at a loss for words to describe just how good — how deeply and honestly good — Juno made me feel, and how its big bright beating heart is capable of delivering moments of genuine love and heartache and confusion and the general feeling of being left to the cold mercy of the universe in the hell that is growing up. Best of all, it’s great in the way the story plays out differently than you think it would. The screenplay from author and former stripper (yep) Diablo Cody is one of the greatest comedy scripts in years; there hasn’t been a writer this in love with the joy of putting words in characters’ mouths since Quentin Tarantino, and no one else has done believable low-level quirk since old-school Wes Anderson. There’s a moment in Juno when it becomes clear that the film will not walk the well-trodden ground of easy comedies that have come before it but instead aim for — and grandly achieve — something greater, and truer, and full of the shivering joy of life itself. And it’s a small moment, too. Juno (Ellen Page), a 16-year-old high school student who’s carved out a fiercely independent existence for herself, gets pregnant after sleeping with her best friend, the aptly named Paulie Bleeker (Michael Cera), a meek, softspoken outcast like Juno. Juno shows up on Paulie’s lawn one morning and tells him she’s pregnant, deadpanning that her situation typically leads to “you know … an infant.” and Paulie pauses for a few moments before asking, “What should we do?” His eyes show just the barest glint of tears for the rest of the conversation, and you can tell he’s working through too many emotions to count. He doesn’t freak out at her, and he doesn’t swear at her; he doesn’t even ask if it’s his. He just knows, and acknowledges it, and in that moment he cements everything he feels about Juno and everything the film itself will be: blunt, funny, and warmly accepting. — Daniel Carlson

4. 500 Days of Summer: 500 Days of Summerisn’t an easy movie to describe. Try explaining to a friend why you’re in love with your significant other. You might say, “She’s beautiful; she’s got a great sense of humor; she’s wicked intelligent; and she has a great rack,” but this won’t do your significant other justice. They’re just words, and words rarely stack up to the effervescent giddiness you feel when you’re falling in love, or the crushing heartache an unexpected end to relationship can often leave. 500 Days of Summer, like few movies I’ve ever seen, accurately captures the range of emotions that accompany falling in love and then having your heart shattered. And while the dialogue is witty, and real, and funny, and smart, it’s director Marc Webb’s attention to the details that make 500 Days of Summer such a deeply authentic movie. There are a lot of movie about love, and even more that think they are, but very few successfully capture that helpless uncertainty attendant to a new relationship — the overwhelming need to pin it down, to label it, to gain a sense of security, to know that what he or she is feeling is not fleeting. — Dustin Rowles

3. Waitress: Until you adjust to what’s going on in Waitress and realize that the acting isn’t bad, it’s intentionally loopy and over-the-top, you may think you’re watching a weird, screwball-sitcom parody with the brand of whiplash poignancy that “Scrubs” has popularized. But the actors sell it — Kerri Russell’s earthiness grounds it, Nathan Fillion’s charming nervousness endears you to it, and Andy Griffith’s down-home folksiness and soft heart completely freakin’ delivers it home. It’s just … well … the whole thing … it’s just so goddamn moving. It’s decent film. A humble film. And there’s no pretension; there’s no forced quirk, no nods at the camera, no “Look-at-me! I’m sweet and charming and cute!” vibe. It’s just modest and heartfelt and good. Waitress isn’t for everyone. If you don’t care for romantic comedies, it’s probably not going to work for you — and if it doesn’t, you’ll probably loathe it.The plot is not terribly original. But the tone and feel is like nothing I’ve ever seen before on film. And if you allow yourself to give into it, to get swept up by its charm, you’ll walk out with an achy heart and a smile that may not fade for days. — DR

2. The Royal Tenenbaums: The Royal Tenenbaums is a beautiful, sad portrait of a sprawling family of geniuses in decline, held together primarily by the pain that’s marked the seasons of their ruined lives. The Tenenbaums’ patriarch, Royal (Gene Hackman), is a cantankerous old liar who decides to force himself back into the lives of his estranged wife, Etheline (Anjelica Huston), and three children — Chas (Ben Stiller), Richie (Luke Wilson), and Margot (Gwyneth Paltrow). He feigns cancer in order to move in with the family for a while, but they discover he’s faking it and kick him out, which eventually starts Royal on the road to self-improvement through sacrifice and recovery through helping his family work out their various problems. Royal connects the most with the son he’s emotionally furthest from at the beginning, Chas, whose wife died a year before (as you can probably tell, absent parents are a pretty big thing with Anderson). Stiller’s manic energy brings the perfect edge to Chas’ spiraling depression, and at the end of the film, Royal and Chas stumble into a blissful moment of forgiveness as Chas whispers, “I’ve had a pretty bad year, Dad.” And Royal responds, “I know you have,” placing his hand on his son’s shoulder. It’s a calmly magnificent moment, but hampered by the subdued tone of the film that preceded it. While Rushmore was filled with moments of quiet joy that reveled in the quirks and humanity of its characters, Tenenbaums feels more intentionally repressed, and self-reflexively so. The film announced its serio-comic nature with a kind of posturing that edged dangerously close to parody (though Anderson wouldn’t fully commit such follies until The Life Aquatic.) If Rushmore wore its heart on the sleeve of its navy blazer, then Tenenbaums expected you to laud the film’s emotion without its having to display it often, or even at all. — DC

1. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind: Too often, love is as painful as it is pleasurable. It’s all too easy to forget the universally touted axiom: “Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all,” because the pain of a failed romance is so intense it seems never to be overcome. But what if it could? What if, in our ever-advancing endeavors in technology actually yielded a way to obliterate the anguish of heartbreak? Were it possible to elect to “never have loved at all,” would you? This is the question, and the bizarre premise that faces the characters of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Films have attempted to evoke such ephemeral experiences as dreams or hallucinations before, but never has it been done so effectively as this. Sharp and colorful cinematography beautifully depicts Joel’s amorphous “Brainscape,” not only effectively capturing the makeup of memories, but also how they’re formed and sustained. Joel clambers from beaches to dark nightscapes trying to save Clementine from mental annihilation, all the while learning that the overwhelming memories of his lover vastly outweigh their superficial exterior inconsistencies. Will he save her? Or will his life be totally cleansed, for better and for worse, of her influence? — Phillip Stephens


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Comments

whimsiquirkilicous is my new favorite word. And I love every one of these movies that I've seen. And I have every intention of seeing (500) Days of Summer at my earliest convenience.

*cracks a PBR* *hands you a cold one* bring on the hipster douchebaggery, I say. and fuck the haters.

Posted by: lizzieborden at July 17, 2009 3:05 PM

My hope is they'll all take a back seat to Where The Wild Things Are.

And no to Waitress. Not a bad movie per se, but eminently forgettable.

Posted by: ed newman at July 17, 2009 3:07 PM

As much as I love it, Rushmore isn't of 'this decade' whether you mean the 2000s or the past ten years. It was released in 1998.

Yikes. Embarrassing oversight. Noted and corrected. --DR

Posted by: groovekiller at July 17, 2009 3:08 PM

I never got the love for Eternal Sunshine...I went into watching it with the full expectation of loving it, as I do love whimsiquirkilicious, but it just left me meh. So many people seem to really adore it that I wonder if I should give it another try, but, well, meh. I haven't seen the others on the list, though I do intend to put Waitress in my netflix queue.

Posted by: osmate77 at July 17, 2009 3:09 PM

This will get me killed, but I have to do it. Because my opinion is so important and all.

5. Haven't seen it, don't particularly want to. I just don't like movies about pregnancy and Michael Cera bugs the hell out of me.
4. Eh. Will watch it some day, but not terribly interested.
3. Very cute and sweet and moving. Kerri Russell is adorable. But nothing really remarkable.
2.AWESOME movie. Loved all of it. Watch it all the damn time. Good choice and should be #1. One of the best ensemble casts in history.
1. Liked it, but it plain bored me in parts. In the end I just didn't think it was all that. Haven't been able to watch it all the way through since that first time.

And I don't drink beer.

Posted by: figgy at July 17, 2009 3:29 PM

Why or why do I have to come to multiple threads and defend PBR from the "hipster" title today??

Todays forecast: Overcast, with the probability of stabbyness

Posted by: ashes at July 17, 2009 3:29 PM

Why are people so obsessed with the fact that Diablo Cody is an ex-stripper? Lots of people are ex-strippers, who fucking cares anymore?

Posted by: ERT at July 17, 2009 3:29 PM

*why OH why


There really needs to be an "oh shit, don't post yet" button

Posted by: ashes at July 17, 2009 3:31 PM

Lots of people are ex-strippers, who fucking cares anymore?

Posted by: ERT at July 17, 2009 3:29 PM

Agreed. I'm more interested in the current strippers anyway.

Posted by: henchman for hire at July 17, 2009 3:33 PM

osmate77, skip Waitress altogether (not really bad but nothing to write home about) and watch Eternal Sunshine like 20 more times instead.

Posted by: becks at July 17, 2009 3:33 PM

Figgy, in Canada beer is all there IS to drink. You should move here. We have cookies.

Posted by: Xtreme at July 17, 2009 3:34 PM

Wow. I love every single movie on this list, without exception, and you guys perfectly captured why in the reviews. That's it. This sucker's getting shared on facebook, yo.

...Does this mean I have to start drinking PBR? Or can I stick to my Two-Buck Chuck? Because for two dollar wine, it actually tastes, you know...good.

Oh, and whimsiquirkilicious is my new favorite, too. Gets my vote for a new T-shirt, it does!

Posted by: Shinykate at July 17, 2009 3:40 PM

Secretary

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at July 17, 2009 3:40 PM

Death is......whimsical...today.

Stansfield

Posted by: Guess Who! at July 17, 2009 3:47 PM

I forgive Pajiba for everything I was ever mad at it for. Finally, FINALLY, my favorite movie besides Muriel's Wedding (Tenenbaums) gets the love it deserves instead of the ever-present bashing by Wes Anderson haters. And thank you, thank you, THANK YOU for not choosing Rushmore over its clearly superior colleague. When I first saw the title of the list I was like, "Tenebaums better be on it," but I knew in my heart that it wouldn't be. But it was! This movie has as much heart (and heartbreak) as it does quirk, too many perfect moments and pieces of dialogue to count, and one of the best soundtracks in existence (not only the songs themselves, but how they fit into each particular scene). Yay Pajiba! I feel vindicated...

Posted by: tinmo at July 17, 2009 3:48 PM

What about vinegar? What do they do with it?

Do I wanna know?

Posted by: Jay at July 17, 2009 3:50 PM

I have two of these on DVD. I'm not sure why I don't have the other two (that are available) because I loved them. I will need to remedy that ASAP.

Also, I would pay money to see Dustin in tight pants. Cash money. Please don't lick my eyeballs, though. Pseudo-Mr. vB used to do that. It's gross. However, I broke him of it, and I'm not afraid to break you.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at July 17, 2009 3:50 PM

Commence discussion of "whimsiquirkalicious" stories versus stories of sensibility in Britain late-19th/early-20th century.

Let me guess, for when you just need a good cry?

Posted by: Recondite at July 17, 2009 3:51 PM

The Royal Tenenbaums is one of my favorite movies. It's actually the only movie I can watch with Ben Stiller and not want to punch him in the face. Well, Dodgeball made me want to smack him, but that was kind of the point. Anyhoo, great movie. Something about Danny Glover in this movie makes me all melty inside.

Posted by: Jeni at July 17, 2009 3:54 PM

And I'm not hating on Diablo Cody, but if you read her book, it's not like she was a stripper for reals, then pulled herself out of that life with her awesome writing skills. She just wanted to try stripping and she wanted to write about trying it. So that's a different vibe, to me.

Posted by: fenchurch at July 17, 2009 3:54 PM

5. Juno suffers from the same over verbosity that plagues Tarantino's works. Good movie otherwise.
4. Looking forward to this.
3. I LOVED Waitress. The way they spoke and acted was reminiscent of what the Cohen brothers do with their characters. I sometimes feel physical pain when thinking of all the great movies we'll miss because of Adrienne Shelley's death. I mean seriously, who kills someone over a noise complaint? Real dick move.
2. The Royal Tenenbaums was B-O-R-I-N-G. Plus Gweneth makes my fists clench.
1. I am slowly warming up to Eternal Sunshine. Every time I think of it, it gets a smidge better in my head.

Posted by: Kballs at July 17, 2009 3:56 PM

Mm hm. Guess I should refresh before posting.

I have two three of these on DVD. I'm not sure why I don't have the other two one (that are is available) because I loved them it. I will need to remedy that ASAP.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at July 17, 2009 3:56 PM

Yoiks, I'm 3/5 here and might possibly will be 4/5. Does that make me whimsiridiculous? Please tell me that doesn't make me whimsiridiculous.

*places gun in mouth*

An plith thay no.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at July 17, 2009 3:58 PM

I've seen three of these. Juno and The Royal Tenenbaums bored me to tears, and although I enjoyed Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind it's not a movie I would highly recommend. Guess I'm not into quirk and whimsy.

Posted by: EricD at July 17, 2009 3:58 PM

Shinykate,
I will be enjoying some Two-Buck Chuck this evening. I prefer Sauvignon Blanc. Reds parch me quicker than Spongebob under a heatlamp.
Once again, fuck PBR in it's big stupid face.

Posted by: Kballs at July 17, 2009 4:00 PM

ashes, you can blame the media. I remember reading about PBR making a comeback amongst young people as an ironic beer choice. It just spread from there.
I only drink it when I'm strapped for cash.
As for all of this...
The first time I saw Eternal Sunshine was with an Ex. When I saw it for the second time, it was with my next girlfriend, who then cheated on me. It was a bad year...which turned into a bad couple of years, complete with me going back to the Ex and living in the past with my romantic life. I had a hard time answering the question of "erase or not erase" when I first saw the movie, since it seemed that I made the same mistakes over and over again even with all of my memories intact. Now, I know better.
And I didn't like the movie because it was "whimsical" or "quirky". I liked it because it spoke to me. Genre or description means almost nothing to me with these things; if it speaks to me in some way, it becomes a favorite. I didn't embrace Reservoir Dogs because of some cinematic hard-on for Tarentino's dialogue ear and cool style; the film was like a Greek tragedy that I could watch and be swept up in, like the story of Oedipus. I could watch The Point over and over again because this slightly trippy 70's cartoon-turned-philosophy-trip pastes a stupid grin on my face. Battle Royale left me slack-jawed at student-inflicted violence as a way to control a country.
Genre. Doesn't. Mean. Anything.
The story does. The characters do. By Godtopus, I wish it was substance over style...


pardon me, i have something in my eye...

Posted by: Jim Doggie at July 17, 2009 4:02 PM

Unless Lindsey is right about Secretary. Spader and Gyllenhaal were awesome in that. But does it fall under quirk and whimsy?

Posted by: EricD at July 17, 2009 4:05 PM

What about vinegar? What do they do with it?

Maybe hipsters love a good clean coffeemaker?

Posted by: branded at July 17, 2009 4:08 PM

They use it to clean their mo-peds.

Posted by: Kballs at July 17, 2009 4:11 PM

One note on PBR: Drinking it does not an automatic hipster douchebag make. My friend from Australia was visiting and we took him to an old blues bar in KC (Knuckleheads- it's awesome; go there when you're in KC. But you'll need a cab to get there cause it's down in the industrial part by the railroad tracks- a little scary). Anyhow, they serve PBR in those outsized cans for three dollars each; possibly to cater to the hipster crowd, but I suspect it's actually just for the biker/old school crowd. My Aussie friend decided, "Eh, this ain't bad! For 3 quid?" And proceeded to drink it for the rest of the night. He did not turn into a hipster douchebag, but he did wake up the next morning with what he claims is the worst hangover of his life (this coming from a hard drinking Aussie country boy). So at least rest assured when you see a hipster douchebag drinking PBR while wearing Buddy Holly glasses and three scarves, you can take some comfort in knowing that he will wake up wanting to kill himself the next day.

Posted by: tinmo at July 17, 2009 4:11 PM

I would go to the mat to defend 'Secretary' for quirk, but I concede, it isn't particularly whimsical.

I would nominate 'The Life Aquatic' but I know that is a touchy subject round these parts.

How about 'Benny and Joon' then? I just caught is on cable the other day and remembered why I loved it.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at July 17, 2009 4:16 PM

Wow! Great list that I find myself completely agreeing with for once. Haven't seen "500 Days of Summer" but am highly looking forward to it.

Posted by: TylerDFC at July 17, 2009 4:20 PM

I do love The Royal Tenenbaums. But Paltrow brings the movie down for me. She comes across as "vacant" rather than being miserable like the others. And I second the Danny Glover love.

Henry Sherman: "I don't think you're an asshole, Royal. I just think you're kind of a son of a bitch."
Royal: "Well, I really appreciate that."

Juno is a movie I wanted to hate, but I just can't. The prom argument between Paulie & Juno is is one of the best scenes. If anything, it's not quirky or clever, but awkward, depressing and there are too many things left unsaid.

Posted by: Brie at July 17, 2009 4:24 PM

So I just saw The Science of Sleep and jeezum crow, talk about whimsy. I mean really? Can water just be water or is everything cellophane? And the cardboard everything? I mean, I'll admit I was charmed by it but it was almost too much.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at July 17, 2009 4:32 PM

I get what you're saying Brie, but I kind of think that's what makes her perfect for the role. You're never REALLY sure what Margot is thinking...I love her response when Raleigh asks her if she still loves him: "I do, kind of..."

The son of a bitch quote is also one of my absolute favorites. God, everyone is just so perfect!

"Did you say you're on Mescaline?"

Posted by: tinmo at July 17, 2009 4:32 PM

I haven't seen 500 Days of Summer yet, but I loved the others, except for Tenenbaums, that just did nothing for me at all.

Juno makes me cry every time I watch it, it's so damn lovely. And Waitress leaves a lump in my throat, but mainly because of Shelley. It's too sad.

Posted by: Carrie at July 17, 2009 4:35 PM

tinmo, I totally agree with the love for Knuckleheads. Great place to see live music in the summer, too. And yes, I was drinking the big cans of PBR on my last visit there. What can I say, I'm a frugal drinker some times. I think I now have plans for the weekend.

Posted by: Se7en2 at July 17, 2009 4:46 PM

Just remember before you go to bed, Se7en2: Advil, plenty of water, some type of bread substance, and a V8 for the morning...truly never seen my friend look so rough!

Posted by: tinmo at July 17, 2009 4:48 PM

So basically, you've made a list of some of my favorite movies ever (same number one, too). Fantastic. Now, personally (PERSONALLY) I would swap The Royal Tennenbaums for The Darjeeling Limited, but that one has significantly less whimsy, so it might not fit the bill. Also, I would include I Heart Huckabees. But that film, like Darjeeling, is harder for some people than for others.

Posted by: Christian H. at July 17, 2009 4:54 PM

Now I have a new favorite genre: Whimsiquirkilicious! I just want to shout it to the heavens! I want to grab Zooey Deschenal and do a tango! Life is fun and quirky!
Now, about those pies Ms. Russell...

Posted by: Kamikaze Feminist at July 17, 2009 4:55 PM

Open mic night at the Crown. $2 tall boy PBR's. Me + 10 of those suckas and I am good to go.

And I never get hungover!

Eh, might be the fact that I have what some people call drinking problem.

Posted by: ashes at July 17, 2009 4:56 PM

*a* drinking problem.

Fuck, can you tell I've started already?

Posted by: ashes at July 17, 2009 4:58 PM

Drunk typing is hard.

Lager gives me queasy headaches after just a few swallows. My metabolism is a snob and not often a cheap date, the bastard. But, yeah, PBR used to just be the cheapest bottle in Athens and that's all that mattered or that anyone cared about. Besides it's not that bad, not at all.

It was funny if you were drinking Schaefer or Milwaukee's Best though, but I demurred on those.

Posted by: Jay at July 17, 2009 5:06 PM

S'okay ashes, we's don' judgge tooo mush 'round heresabout anywho. 'Less yous don' share, then jusst go ta hellss...

Posted by: Xtreme at July 17, 2009 5:12 PM

Damn right it's hard!

So, I am the girl that will drink just about any beer, and prefers PBR over a Fat Tire or the ilk, and I just threw up in my mouth just a little at the mention of Milwaukee's Best.

Posted by: ashes at July 17, 2009 5:13 PM

Too... much... twee...

I must escape from this, and go to an independent coffee shop and request Belle & Sebastien and The Postal Service and await some kooky but wafer-thin gal who will solve all of my issues for me. Then write about it, sell it to some douchebag and await a glowing review on this website.

Cha-ching, motherfuckers!

Posted by: Midnight Monkey Madness at July 17, 2009 5:13 PM

Thin girls never give me good advice.

Posted by: Jay at July 17, 2009 5:16 PM

Okay, I thought long and hard to come up with a recent quirky and whimsical that I really liked and would hightly recommend. It's a movie that I watched after reading about it on here, The Station Agent.

Posted by: EricD at July 17, 2009 5:23 PM

So...my best friend and I routinely drink The Beast when she comes down to her parents' farm to visit...it's her grandma and mom's beer and who are we to mess with family tradition? It's quite tasty out in the field with a bonfire...never any other time, though!

Posted by: tinmo at July 17, 2009 5:25 PM

You're never REALLY sure what Margot is thinking...I love her response when Raleigh asks her if she still loves him: "I do, kind of..."

But for me, she never displayed any real personality, Tinmo. Eli was nuts, Chas was bitter, and Richie was lovelorn. Margot was just kind of...there. She really didn't serve any purpose but to be the love interest for 2 of the characters.

Posted by: Brie at July 17, 2009 5:28 PM

I think it it's perfect for Margot that she never really developed as a person, or character, because she was always the outsider; she didn't really fit in anywhere and maintained a sense of mystery throughout. She was also there to illustrate Royal's thoughtlessness as a father, among other things.

But perhaps I'm biased because a friend of mine and I dressed up as Margot and Richie for Halloween one year and it remains my favorite costume ever. I still have the finger of the brown leather glove I cut off for her wooden finger, but sadly the polo dress and fur coat were eaten by mice in an unfortunate storage mishap.

Posted by: tinmo at July 17, 2009 5:41 PM

So these are all whimsiquirkilicious - does that make them good? I mean, Waitress was fun and all - it was neat seeing Keri's character grow a spine, and it was whimsiquirkical out the wazoo, but good, let alone great? Sorry, no. Much as I love Keri and Fillion, the movie revelled too much in its whimsiquirkery to advance the plot at a meaningful pace. I haven't seen the others because I perceived them to be too pretentious, although thanks to these descriptions I'll give them a try, but being whimsiquirkical doesn't make a film good on its own. There has to be a good story, characters of substance, etc, that enable the rising above genre stereotypes. Much as I can be a sucker for some movies in spite of the absence of those criteria, I try not to let my lower standards betray me too often (Beerfest, Super Troopers, Dude, Where's My Car, & Star Wars notwithstanding).

Ah, hell. The best thing about Waitress was the pies. I got kinda hungry after seeing that movie - took me forever to lose the weight. I still don't regret it, though.

Posted by: lordhelmet at July 17, 2009 5:45 PM

People, PBR is not worth the 2 bucks (or whatever it costs) you spend on it. I'd rather drink straight from Lake Michigan. It's as bad as Natty Ice or Beast.

The Royal Tenenbaums bored me to the point that I can't remember a damn thing from the movie.

I saw Juno on tv the other day, and it was better than I remembered. For some reason, one particular line sticks with me: when Juno reveals her pregnancy to her parents, her dad says something about thinking she was the kind of girl who knows when to stop, and Juno replies, "I don't know what kind of girl I am." I love that line. I'm gonna be 27 this year, and I STILL don't know what kind of girl I am yet.

And #1 is hands-down one of my favorite movies ever.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at July 17, 2009 5:51 PM

Beerfest, Super Troopers, Dude, Where's My Car, & Star Wars

I saw that shit, helmet.

Posted by: Jay at July 17, 2009 5:54 PM

I'm going back to literacy.

Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at July 17, 2009 6:00 PM

No, no, The Beast isn't not nearly as bad as Natty Ice. The hierarchy of cheap shitty American beer goes like so (and yes I have spent brain cells thinking about this topic BEFORE this thread came about):

Best to Worst

Natty Light
PBR
The Beast
Busch Light
Miller High Life
Keystone Light
Bud Ice
Natty Ice (the only one that is nearly undrinkable)

I drink on the creek in canoes a lot. You lose a lot of beer. Gotta go cheap. Don't judge me.

Posted by: tinmo at July 17, 2009 6:00 PM

You should definitely watch Royal Tennenbaums at least, helmet. It's really funny and weird, without having that sticky-sweet quirky aftertaste that the romances on this list do. And...it has Gene Hackman. Being awesome. And Angelica Houston, being more awesome. That's two reasons to go rent it right now.

Posted by: figgy at July 17, 2009 6:01 PM

what about "me & you & everyone we know"?

add that, please & thanks!

Posted by: glittergirl at July 17, 2009 6:03 PM

hey JAY;
I was looking for you on FB but couldn't send you a message, and am to the point of enlisting the help of Pajibettes to send you to me.

I saw the last ep of Torchwood and want to talk about it. With YOU.

Posted by: myysharona (formerly Sharon) at July 17, 2009 6:04 PM

Attention, everybody -- Pabst outsourced production to Miller, and PBR is now brewed in South Africa, a cred-destroying move. Everyone please turn to page 17 of your hipster d-bag reference manual and replace "PBR" with "Yuengling". Thank you.

Posted by: sansho1 at July 17, 2009 6:07 PM

I love Yuengling!

Crap. Does that make me a hipster d-bag now?

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at July 17, 2009 6:14 PM

Not if you love it, Mel, not if you love it. After all, isn't that our overlords' theme here today?

Posted by: sansho1 at July 17, 2009 6:17 PM

HAHA! You guys are in awful bind now with your beer choice! I didn't have a problem with you having PBR, I've only used that to punish people who spill in my house drinking it hurts your soul, but a higher quality beer goes against your credo of mediocre crap that goes against the mainstream. Does this mean you're going to hold your hands to your ears and scream loudly until your head bursts into a million chunklets of pretentious skull fragments?

That's whats important to hipsters... right? Alcohol, music, and silly outfits? What are you going to do when they start selling comically oversized sunglasses and tights at hot topic? Start wearing sweatpants with SEXY pasted in hot pink across the back? That'd make for a perfect thing for you to scoff at, saying "I only wear this iRONically"

Actually, I kinda like that, wear tight sweatpants with giant pink letters on the ass hipsterettes, gives me a wonderful excuse to stare longingly at cho butt.

Posted by: Braski at July 17, 2009 6:21 PM

I forgot a comma in the first paragraph

Posted by: Braski at July 17, 2009 6:22 PM

One lousy comma ain't fixing that paragraph....

Posted by: sansho1 at July 17, 2009 6:32 PM

I love Yuengling!

Crap. Does that make me a hipster d-bag now?

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at July 17, 2009 6:14 PM
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Hell no. I have the remains of a case of Lager tallboys in my garage fridge. It's keeping cold until I can afford some high-test (mmmmmmm Heavy Seas mmmmmmm Dogfish Head mmmmmmmmmmm Victory), but for now there's probably no better beer for the money to get you through summer.

Don't get me started on beer talk.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at July 17, 2009 6:43 PM

You drink Victory? Sometimes I forget you're in PA, ,TCFKAB. I love Victory, especially their Whirlwind Witbier.

Not that I'm tryin' to get you started. :)

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at July 17, 2009 6:53 PM

You and me ain't so different afterall tinmo, that's my list also just move the PBR to the top spot and the Beast down a few, bring Keystone Light up a few...then add Keystone Ice to the very bottom like 10,000 spots and we're exactly the same. Almost.

Wait, what?

Posted by: ashes at July 17, 2009 7:14 PM

Once got tickets given to me for a NASCAR race. My buddy asked to borrow my pickup to get supplies. He came back two hours later with the entire bed filled with just ice and cans of Natty Ice. Now having been in the Navy for a while at this point, I was...experience in the art of drinking. Highlights include getting fined in three separate continents for public urination and vomiting in the Sistine Chapel...well after that four days in Virginia...I didn't drink for a while...I can't even look at a Natty Ice without feeling sick and its been about 8 years.

Posted by: Diablo at July 17, 2009 7:19 PM

Natty Ice = Scrotum Sweat of Satan

Posted by: osmate77 at July 17, 2009 7:46 PM

And you can take fucking wendy's too! "It's not fast food, It's Wendys!" Stupid bastards, you are fast food, you still make me shit out a stretch of my intestine every time I eat at your restaurant. You're no better than your murderous clown and pedophilic king counterparts.

Posted by: Braski at July 17, 2009 7:47 PM

ashes, Keystone Light was higher up on the list, until I realized it gives me raging headaches. See, it used to be hard to tell the cause, what with my usual habit of comsuming copius amounts of vodka followed by after bars of Keystone...but having resorted to (mooched) Keystone as my lone drink on a few broke creek days I've discovered that it is a devil that no amount of Advil can vanquish...

I wasn't even aware of the existence of Keystone Ice. I shudder to think. What is it about the addition of "Ice" that automatically makes you know a beer is going to taste like cold vomit?

Posted by: tinmo at July 17, 2009 7:47 PM

Love the list, great roundup Dustin!

Also, I tried PBR for the first time this past Canada Day...it was cheap and named after the World's Ugliest Dog of 2009 for all I knew. It was tasty and inexpensive, albeit unpatriotic, but come one, who in their right mind actually drinks Molson Canadian?
Anyway, I kept having to explain my choice to the two American girls in my cohort, they kept referring to "those type of people who drink PBR", can one of you Americans out there tell me what this means?

Posted by: Agente Provocatrice at July 17, 2009 8:08 PM

Mel, I am not in Taxsylvania but I am about five miles from the state line and I have a friendly distributor in Point Marion who carries fine Pennsylvania microproduct. Occasionally I indulge in a Victory sampler case. I also get hammered on Weyerbacher from time to time.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at July 17, 2009 8:16 PM

So when I was in High School, my parents went out of town and we decided to throw a party at my house (of course). So we gathered as much money as us broke us 17 year old kids could, a whopping $50 if I remember correctly. We found a buyer and asked him to buy as as much beer as possible with what we had.

What we ended up with was ten 12 packs of Keystone Ice. We finished all the beer during the course of the night and a few friends decided to crash at my house. We all passed out in the living room, truly pleased at the haul we managed to obtain with a mere $50!

The next morning all 7 of us who crashed at the house woke up in totally different places than we had fallen asleep with the worst hangovers ever to be had.

To this day no one knows what happened that night, and no one ever speaks of it.


True story.

Posted by: ashes at July 17, 2009 8:19 PM

Anyone who has already heard this story, move along:

I drink PBR sometimes and I am not a hipster. My dad rarely drank except after doing yard work. He would get a lawn chair out and drink one Pabst while he surveyed his Lawndom. These are awesome memories for me, enhanced by knowing that some of you gits are actually paying three dollars a can for this garbage now.

I prefer Rolling Rock for cheap beer, but I will drink PBR if it's cold. And I look too much like an effing Hobbit for that to come off hipster.

So THERE.

Posted by: Stacy D at July 17, 2009 8:24 PM

Stacy D, I used to be a dedicated Rolling Rock drinker until A-B ripped the heart out of Latrobe and fucked up Rock in the process. It tastes like shit now and I won't touch it.

Mel, I am also not subject to the bizarre Taxsylvania beer and liquor laws, designed to allow the state to maintain a monopoly on the product and on jobs, and I'll bet I shouldn't get YOU started on that.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at July 17, 2009 8:32 PM

This list vexes me. I want to watch 500 Days of Summer and I want to like it, but I also didn't think Waitress was that great, hated Juno, and don't have much interest in Tenenbaums. Eternal Sunshine was fantastic, though.

Decisions, decisions.

OK, not really. Considering how expensive tickets are here, I'm not going to the movies for anything at all questionable.

Posted by: SaBrina at July 17, 2009 8:40 PM

The Royal Tennanbaum makes me fucking cry everytime i see it.
I could never articulate how i feel about this movie with out sounding like a man lost in his own mind.

I vibe with the rest of the list too.

Posted by: gilp at July 17, 2009 9:11 PM

How about:

Lost in Translation
The Station Agent
Shaolin SOccer
Being John Malkovic
Bowfinger
Best in SHow
O brother Where Art thou
About a Boy
Igby Goes Down
American Splendor
Big Fish
The Cat in the Hat (just kidding)
Elf
Seconhand Lions
D.E.B.S.
Finding Neverland
I heart huckabees
Napoleon Dynamite

Posted by: John W at July 17, 2009 9:28 PM

John W, those aren't all from the last decade, but all in all, a much better list.

Posted by: EricD at July 17, 2009 9:43 PM

I have seen exactly zero of these movies. No, I will not leave my Paheeba card at the door when I leave. I've got lots of time to catch up on my whimsi...hang on, *scrolling up and back down again*...quirkilicious viewing, so back off!

And to address the other topic of this thread, beer is nasty. Beer tastes like shit when it's cold and is absolutely undrinkable warm. Rum is superior by far.

Posted by: Eyvi at July 17, 2009 9:52 PM

Eyvi, You haven't been drinking the right beer.

A-B: shit

Miller: shit

Coors: shit

That help any?

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at July 17, 2009 9:55 PM

I have to say that I would replace Tenenbaums with I heart Huckabees. While quirky, I just found it boring but is just me.

Part of me loves Eternal Sunshine but at the same point, I just couldn't care about the mains enough. While visually stunning and thought provoking, Kate Winsletts character just grated my last nerve.

As for beer....well I have been known to drink PBR but I love a nice pint of Guinness draft...poured correctly. Ahhhhh...mother's milk. I'm an Irish lush...what do you expect.

Posted by: AdamX74 at July 17, 2009 10:15 PM

No love for Amilie!?!? It's whimsiquirkilicous with a Manic Pixie Dream Girl cherry on top.

Why do you hate the French so?!?!?

Posted by: ceejeemcbeegee at July 17, 2009 10:15 PM

Buc, it isn't for lack of trying, I can assure you. Allow me to make a few additions;

Anything by Molson: shit
Anything by Labatt: shit
Schooner, Moosehead, Kokanee, Keiths: shit, shit, and more shit.

Any other advice?

Posted by: Eyvi at July 17, 2009 10:30 PM

Try Lindeman's Framboise, it's beer (lambic) for people who think they don't like beer (it's very tart raspberry). If you like it but it's a bit too strong, have a barkeep make you a dirty ho. No no no, get your mind out of the gutter. That's about half Framboise and half Hoegaarden.

Try some Belgians, they tend to be smoother and a bit fruity/spicy.

As long as you're dissing Canadian beers, most of what I've tried from Unibroue has been pretty good.

The variety of styles and flavors of beer rivals or exceeds that offered by wine. It's not all fucking Bud.

I'm sure some folks here will weigh in with other suggestions. Bottoms up!

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at July 17, 2009 10:41 PM

I have Googled and will try your Lindemans suggestion, Buc. Although I will reserve judgement. I have found the thing I dislike the most in beer is the earthy flavour. I have tried a peachy beer in Montreal and a blueberry beer in Nova Scotia, but still they both tasted like dirt (although the beer soaked blueberries were nummy).

This Unibroue company I have not heard of. I will check the local liquor store for it. If I don't like it, the hubby will drink it, so it won't go to waste!

Posted by: Eyvi at July 17, 2009 11:13 PM

Cool. I realize also that I've been plugging some higher-priced brands. If those go over your budget, there's nothing wrong with Blue Moon, even if it is half Coors, for something just a bit citrussy. Same with Leinenkuegel's Sunset Wheat. Magic Hat's No. 9 has a hint of apricot, tho it's also somewhat hoppier.

Overall, watch to see if better bars where you are occasionally hold beer tastings, just like wine tastings, or if there's a beer festival, then go and try stuff.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at July 17, 2009 11:19 PM

I'm famous among my friends for being poor but hating beer. Makes bar-hopping a little difficult, since I always want cocktails and can't take advantage of the cheap beer specials.
But I can tolerate Blue Moon. I'm told it's not remotely like real beer. I guess that's it.

So if there are any more suggestions of beers for the beer-hater, send them my way. I'd love a reason to stop making sure I have mixers and ice in stock at my place.

Posted by: myysharona (formerly Sharon) at July 18, 2009 12:56 AM

I'd replace Waitress (cute but only tolerable because of Nathan Fillion) with Garden State.

Posted by: merandmalmom at July 18, 2009 1:35 AM

Best to Worst

Natty Light
PBR
The Beast
Busch Light
Miller High Life
Keystone Light
Bud Ice
Natty Ice (the only one that is nearly undrinkable)

Let me help you out here, I've had like 80 different types of beer now. Not that I'm some fucking connoisseur or anything, but you need to change the order of that list up some.

Miller High Life
Bud Ice
PBR
Keystone Light
Busch Light
The Beast
Natty Light
Natty Ice

The only thing Natty Light is good for is fucking beer pong, that's it. I know its Natural but its called Natty for a reason. If I see you at the lake or at a party sipping that shit out of a can there is something wrong with you (or you ran out of beer). Now, for good measure you should toss Red Dog in there, cause its still a decent cheap beer, put if between Bud Ice and PBR.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at July 18, 2009 1:53 AM

You can put Icehouse on the bottom of any shit beer list that there is. Really, that beer does something to people.

My mom tried to stab my dad in the throat this past Sunday night (really), luckily she missed and only took out a nice chunk of his ear.

"If I hadn't been drinking Icehouse, I wouldn't have missed" was her reply.

No lie.

Guess my family is the definition of the whole "we put the fun in dysfunctional" saying.

Posted by: ashes at July 18, 2009 2:03 AM

Posted by: ashes at July 18, 2009 2:03 AM

I just fell in love with you...

Posted by: DeistBrawler at July 18, 2009 2:11 AM

I have not seen 500 Days yet (it doesn't come out in Middle America USA for another couple weeks apparently.

But the rest of this list is terrific. I really enjoyed Juno the first time I saw it and much like Napoleon Dynamite [which may lie on an extended version of this list (which should happen)]
I just got sick of hearing about it. I was sick of the quotes and sick of the characters. But 4 years after ND came out I loved it again and I bet that'll happen with Juno.

I would add Penelope, Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day, and the adorably french Priceless and Amelie to this list.

I think an extended version of this list is terribly called for.

Posted by: Avery at July 18, 2009 2:16 AM

So if there are any more suggestions of beers for the beer-hater, send them my way. I'd love a reason to stop making sure I have mixers and ice in stock at my place.

Posted by: myysharona (formerly Sharon) at July 18, 2009 12:56 AM

Try a La Fin Du Monde...if that's how you spell it, its kind of like a wine/beer. Its odd. Also, if you like flavored beers theres Hardcore Cider and some company just came out with a beer that tastes like apple juice, if your really interested I'm sure you can find it.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at July 18, 2009 2:19 AM

And I you, Deist, if only for your theory on Natty light and beer pong.

Well, also you seem like maybe you'd accept my batshit insane family.

Posted by: ashes at July 18, 2009 2:39 AM

"Juno made me feel, and how its big bright beating heart is capable of delivering moments of genuine love and heartache and confusion and the general feeling of being left to the cold mercy of the universe in the hell that is growing up..."

-------------------------------------------------

I guess this depends on what sort of background you are coming from. I just can't feel the same way about some smart-ass, fast talking, suburbanite hipster chick who has the luxury of picking which rich yuppie gets to give her unwanted child a nice home. You see? Juno isn't some Maria or LaQuisha that has to face the real possibility of losing what little future she has to raise her child as a single mother. So any feeling of "being left to the cold mercy of the universe" is bit exaggerated in Juno's case.

That's my real problem with Juno.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at July 18, 2009 6:41 AM

And I can't believe The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou isn't on this list.

You guys don't know shit about nothing.

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Posted by: william at July 18, 2009 7:11 AM

You just realizing that shit, B? These numb-nuts don’t know a thing about cinema. They wouldn’t know a good movie if it bit them on their asses, they’ve got You-tube on the brain. I just come here for the eye candy.

Posted by: Guess Who! at July 18, 2009 8:18 AM

I can't stand Michael Cera. He and Jonah Hill keep me away from movies. I don't understand the love for Juno, but to each his own. Just another movie filled with Dawson's Creekesque unrealistic dialogue and unbelievable characters. Nobody talks like the teenagers in that movie. And Michael Cera may be the most unwatchable "star" in years, except for Jonah Hill. Jonah Hill is always so repugnant that I can't believe anybody would willingly spend time with him. So, yeah, "Superbad" was torture for me...

Posted by: JimBob at July 18, 2009 9:19 AM

Couple of things, coming late to the party, as always:

Thank you to everyone for not mentioning Punch-Drunk Love. I fucking hated that movie.

Suggest replacing Waitress with Being John Malkovich.

And, for your drinking consideration this morning: Old Style!! MMMMMMMM....Old Style. Pure brewed in God's Country. Can you even get the Style outside of the Midwest??? Just wondering.

Posted by: Booyah at July 18, 2009 10:01 AM

deistbrawler, Second La Fin Du Monde. That's a Unibroue product, and a good one.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at July 18, 2009 10:36 AM

Stacy D said (sorry I'm a computer idiot and don't know how to use tags):

"I prefer Rolling Rock for cheap beer..."

Ha, Stacy, you must be far classier and wealthier than us here in SW Missouri. We consider Rolling Rock the "good" beer and will occasionally splurge and treat ourselves to a six pack, ya know, for special occasions...

Posted by: tinmo at July 18, 2009 12:23 PM

Eyvi & myysharona - I'm very picky when it comes to beer. I can't do dark beers, like porters or stouts - too bitter for me. I totally second all of Buc's suggestions, but I'd like to also recommend Sam Adams' Cherry Wheat to you. It's a nice, slightly fruity tasting beer. For that matter, I usually find that any Wheat beers are pretty good.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at July 18, 2009 12:48 PM

"And I can't believe The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou isn't on this list.

You guys don't know shit about nothing."

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at July 18, 2009 6:45 AM


Yeah, I mentioned that up-thread, but you know there are a lot of Zissou haters round here.
Sad.

I would like to second Lost in Translation.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at July 18, 2009 2:58 PM

GREAT list, Dustin.

My suggestion (in addition to the movies everyone else has already listed) would be Wristcutters. Geez, I love that movie, and it also has the requisite awesome whimsiquirktastic soundtrack.

Posted by: stephi_who? at July 18, 2009 3:01 PM

Mel, I keep telling myself I don't like stouts, but I keep finding good ones. Like Southern Tier in N.Y. makes a creme brulee stout that I tried once and it was (overused word, so I'll make it two) AWE. SOME.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at July 18, 2009 3:59 PM

did someone just ask jay about torchwood?? we so need a children of earth thread it was phenomenal...

Posted by: jim of the lower case at July 18, 2009 4:09 PM

Amelie needs to be on this list as it is full of awesome

Posted by: carolyn at July 18, 2009 4:15 PM

Stardust? Anyone??

Eyvi, I could suggest some dandy Nova Scotia-brewed goodness if you were at all a beer fan (mmm, Propeller!). But if it's the "beeriness" of beer that you dislike, then I would suggest you try Rickard's White--it's lighter tasting, a bit citrusy, not as bitter as most beers. Then again, I've tried both the Pumphouse blueberry ale and the peach beer from Quebec (St. Ambroise?), and quite enjoyed them both, so our tastes may differ somewhat! Oh, and have you tried Corona? That's very light-tasting. I find it tastes like water--that's not necessarily a bad thing, but I wouldn't consider it a beer drinker's beer.

Posted by: meaux at July 18, 2009 5:02 PM

Meaux, the peachy beer I tried in Montreal was at Les 3 Brasseurs on Ste-Catherine. For whatever reason I am obsessed with finding a beer that I like and the bartender suggested that one because it was a "girly" beer (and it was the highlighted beer they were brewing that week). But I didn't like it. Am I not girly enough? I went to the liquor store today in search of anything that was suggested here (like I said, obsessed), but there was not one to be had. So I settled for a Halifax brewed Raspberry Wheat Ale by a company called Garrison. My tastebuds must be broken, because there is absolutely no Raspberry in this stinkin' beer! It tastes like beer! I think the only way for it to appeal to me is if it leans a little more toward juice with added beer flavour. I don't know what that says about my tastes. Although, buc, creme brulee stout does sound enticing, but who are we kidding? I may try it only to focus on the stout-y taste. Bah! I will continue to seek out a yummy beer (and besides I have to try Meaux's suggestion now. Not Corona, The Rickard's White). In the meantime though, wine and liquor will suffice. So hard done by, aren't I?

Posted by: Eyvi at July 18, 2009 5:25 PM

Eyvi, Sadly, not all fruity beers taste as advertised. In my experience, raspberry and blueberry wheats are mostly not to be trusted (Lindeman's, if anything, will taste TOO raspberry-y, but it's not a wheat beer). I had a peach that actually tasted peachy once, but that was in Arizona. There are some decent apricot wheats, brewpub here used to make a good one. The one Unibroue I didn't care much for was the apple.

So generally, fruity beers aren't very good. The exception tends to be the Belgian and Belgian-style beers that are more citrussy, similar to Blue Moon. A bar that has it on tap will generally serve it with a slice of orange.

BTW, I don't know where in Canada you are exactly, but you should look around and see if there's what's called down here a bottleshop nearby. This is a place that, as the name implies, sells beer by the bottle. Generally you can wander among the shelves and put your own 6-pack together. You tend to pay more for the privilege, but the flip side is if you don't like what you're drinking you're not stuck with the rest of a 6-pack.

A couple sites that might help you are www.pubcrawler.com and www.beeradvocate.com .

Bottoms up!

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at July 18, 2009 6:07 PM

Ahh yes, Eyvi, I've had the Garrison Raspberry Wheat. It's...okay, but not very raspberry-ish (and what raspberry flavour there is tastes rather artificial).

I hope you enjoy the Rickard's--it's my personal favourite--but if not, I'll keep thinking! I have a good friend who's also been unable to find a beer she likes...beer really is an acquired taste, and hey, not everyone acquires it. C'est la vie. But there are so many out there to try, so why not, eh?

OH! And ,, now that you mention it, the aforementioned Quebecois beer I tried was not peach, it was apricot. Very tasty! Love the bottleshop idea--much better than committing to a six-pack. There is a beer store in Halifax, I believe, but I've never been there, so I don't know if they sell by the bottle.

Posted by: meaux at July 18, 2009 6:37 PM

I second Big Fish by the way...what about Garden State? Could that count? "You have a dick on your face."
I'll also agree with Wristcutters.
ashes...I would totally accept it.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at July 18, 2009 6:50 PM

pubcrawler.com/Template/searchwc.cfm/flat/zipcode=B3J%201Y4/distance=25/title=Halifax,%20NS

pubcrawler lists a number of places in Halifax, tho strangely none of the brewpubs has been reviewed in a year and a half. I'd take it one or more of them closed?

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at July 18, 2009 7:27 PM

Split Crow's definitely still there--in fact, I remember commenting on the pub's name with lordhelmet and his lady just a few weeks back!

I'm pretty sure Granite is the lovely brewpub on the waterfront that the mister and I have been to and enjoyed. As for the others, I'm not sure...but I think I'll have to get back to Hali soon to check them out.

Great website--thanks!

Posted by: meaux at July 18, 2009 7:55 PM

Yes, Buc, that is a great website. My hubby and I are going to use it to map out our lushy future. No, we will not be your run of the mill homebody lushes, we will be lushes on the go! Using pubcrawler.com to plot out our next move. And yes he is drinking the raspberry wheat beer that did not live up to my expectations. His thoughts are it is very berry, but an average beer.

Posted by: Eyvi at July 18, 2009 9:25 PM

Happy to help.

Yours in better beer,

,

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at July 18, 2009 10:36 PM

I'm de-lurking to say Amelie should be on this list. That movie is the definition of whimsiquirkilicous.

Posted by: Cara at July 18, 2009 11:23 PM

whoever said Me&You&Everyone We Know gets a big gold star from me. It is one of my top favorites and I weed out friends by making them watch that movie. If they are creeped out and don't like it, were not friends.
I'd also add Kabluey to this list.
Other than that...Waitress is okay, but I love the rest
(500 Days of Summer is probably my new favorite movie of all time)

Posted by: Upsidedownck at July 19, 2009 4:18 AM

Damn. Missed the beer convo. Whatevs. Here's my fave fruity beer: Abita Purple Haze; a raspberry wheat beer. Delish! But I think everything Abita does is tasty. Why did I just abbreviate so many words? What's with all this punctuation? I tend toward run-on sentences usually...huh. Well, at least nobody will ever see this comment.

Posted by: HB at July 19, 2009 2:49 PM

Not a bad list, I guess.

Three words:

"Stranger Than Fiction"

That is all

Posted by: JTaylor at July 19, 2009 5:09 PM

HB - I saw it.


And I will look for that beer. I like raspberry beer.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at July 19, 2009 8:09 PM

I would like to compliment those of you who have managed to take hipster douche to a new level with your oh so intellectual discussion of beer in a movie a thread.

Posted by: EricD at July 20, 2009 3:07 AM

Hey, I fail to see how talking about beer is hipster douche-y. Hell, it wasn't even a weekend thread hijack, technically--PBR was mentioned in the review!

Although I'm generally far too uncool to play with the big hipsters, so I'm actually feeling a little flattered right now.

Posted by: meaux at July 20, 2009 6:43 AM

Four of my favourite films! How I love the quirky whimsy.

Posted by: Penelope at July 20, 2009 7:28 AM

PS: I second Amelie, Lost in Translation, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Garden State, and every movie by the great Wes Anderson.

Posted by: Penelope at July 20, 2009 7:31 AM

Meaux, me too! Besides, I didn't think a "whimsiquirkilicious" movie thread was all that serious. I thought we were here to have fun. Hmmm, maybe I took a left when I shoulda taken a right......

Posted by: Eyvi at July 20, 2009 7:55 AM

Beer SUCKS, Movies SUCK, Hipsters SUCK. Gimme some whisky in a heavy glass with ice. If I want to be mocked, give me some Southern Comfort with Lime juice....give me couple shots of Jaegermeister or Goldschlager and I may even go home with a really thin chick.

I love, love, love that the word(s) DOUCHE(BAG) is(are) pinned like a big Blue Ribbon to the word "hipster" whenever it is mentioned.

*hoping someone sees the cute thing I did with those "words" there...hoping...hoping...hoping....

Posted by: Mr. Poopie Pants at July 20, 2009 10:17 AM

"Juno isn't some Maria or LaQuisha that has to face the real possibility of losing what little future she has to raise her child as a single mother. So any feeling of "being left to the cold mercy of the universe" is bit exaggerated in Juno's case."

I agree with you - Juno had more support than the average pregnant teen who decides to go through with the pregnancy. That being said, poor girls of color don't need to raise their children, they could just as easily give their children up for adoption, especially if they were willing to relinquish parental rights (a huge sticking poitn for domestic adoptions). Believe me, there are lots of infertile couples who would love to adopt an infant of any race domestically but don't want to for fear that the parent could come back for the child.

They could also abort, but I suppose that's off the table.

Am putting the soapbox away for now.

Posted by: samantha t at July 20, 2009 11:46 AM

another list, yada, yada, yada.... but i have to
express my amazement ( once again ) that " eternal sunshine " is so revered. what a bore !!!
aren't you supposed to care about the characters
who suffer the pangs of a failed romance? that
romance was never developed in the first place
so all the techno-garbage to come was just awful.
dustin used the word " overrated " several times in his recent review. let me suggest when a list of the most " overrated " films is developed that " eternal sunshine " should wear the crown.
it stunk.

Posted by: snake at July 20, 2009 4:20 PM

Lars and the Real Girl

Posted by: kari at July 21, 2009 3:53 AM

Yep. Lars anytime before the pretentious Tenembaums

Posted by: Bianca at July 21, 2009 10:57 AM

Upsidedownck, i guess you'll like this shit:
))>((

oh my god!!

what a terrible movie...trying so hard to be weird.

Posted by: James at July 21, 2009 11:02 AM

Amelie, I agree. I also agree with Stranger Than Fiction, which is an awesome movie.

Someone suggested O Brother Where Art Thou. My feeling is that the movie is too old school to entirely fit in with the rest of the whimsiquirkilicious oeuvre, but can a movie be old-fashioned and still whimsiquirkilicious? Could Sullivan's Travels also be considered whimsiquirkilicious?

Posted by: Lenina Crowne at July 21, 2009 12:45 PM

Most of the list I'm down with, except "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind." Not HUGE on Charlie Kaufman movies ... frankly I liked "Stranger than Fiction" better myself (props to Lenina, who apparently does, too). How about an honorable mention for "Charlie Bartlett?" Otherwise, for the most part, a pretty good list. On the "out there in the ether" list: "Finding Neverland ... hmmm ... possible; "Lost in Translation" ... love that one; and maybe "The Station Agent." Good one there, as well.

Posted by: Andy Geisel at July 30, 2009 1:08 AM

Juno was the most annoying character ...well...ever. Other than that, (esp Royal Tennenbaums), I am on board.

Posted by: CPG at August 7, 2009 12:53 AM