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I'M SAILING!

Off that second list, I'd switch around Baby Jane and What About Bob. But that's really mostly for Bette Davis.
"You aren't ever gonna sell this house. And you aren't ever gonna leave it, either."

jeem - I can only assume he meant the completely unnecessary American remake, because as you pointed out, the original was lovely.

tamatha - true. I suppose I was redundant in pairing the descriptor "execrable" with "American remake".

AHOY!

I'll go ahead and stick my neck out: "Dude, Where's My Car" has some degree of merit. At least in that it completely owns it's own vapid absurdity.

I'd have it replaced with 1993's "Who's The Man?"

So just because a brother straight outta Compton makes a conscious decision to stop grabbing his strap for a living and now must make the mad cheddar by starring in family friendly and wholesome movies, you gotta dis him? Hater.

You motherfuckers omitted "Who's Harry Crumb?" from your "Best" list?? God....damn-it!

TRAVESTY!

I love Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf? Excellent film. And What About Bob? is totally quotable.

"I'll be quiet."
"I'll be peace."

Where would "More Human Centipede? Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" fall on this list? An inevitable sequel, I think.

George: Martha? Rubbing alcohol for you?"
Martha: "Sure. Never mix, never worry"

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: U play pokemon platinum I'm serious can wevtrade a charizard for a pokemon pls pls
You: kk
Stranger: Serious
You: yeah
You: i will give you my squirtle
Stranger: U have a charizard
You: yeah
You: but he is tired from battle last night
Stranger: K can we trade then
Stranger: Wats ur freind code
You: i will trade you my charizard, squirtle for your pokidex
You: agree to the deal first
Stranger: I've been trying for two dats tryin to get someone to trade this really means slot thanks
Stranger: How do I trade my pokedex
You: you have to use your modem
You: like instead
You: it's really quite easy
Stranger: K but will I lose my pokedex
You: yeah but you will have a modem
You: think of the advantages
Stranger: Fine I'll do it but don't disconnect
You: kk
You: but you have to promise to make the deal first
You: i've had to many people promise me a pokedex only to be left disappointed
Stranger: Wats ur freind code we will have to trade pokemon first I promise not to leave
Stranger: I'm diffrent I'll do it
You: how are you different
Stranger: I never break a promise in my life
You: give me an example
Stranger: I promised that I would get my older brother I'd get him a flat screen tv because I broke his it took me 3 years to get the money
Stranger: Please beleive me I need this
Stranger: I'm begging
You: hmmm
You: well you seem like a good guy
Stranger: Pls
You: why do you need this though?
You: explain how it will make you better person
Stranger: So I can him for the new pokemon heart gold me and my brother are very compettive
You: re-read your last sentence
You: ask yourself, does this make sense?
Stranger: Finally show him up for once in his and then maybe he'll realize he's not hot shot pls
You: how old is your brother?
Stranger: Then how is this pokedex gonna make u a better person ok pokemon is all I have to relax me and now I'm in a new school no freinds so please can someone just be nice to me for once
Stranger: 23
Stranger: Pls I swear I will not leave the trade
You: how old are you>
You: ?
Stranger: 14
You: dude
You: you won't need this pokedex to be cool
You: join a sports team or a club
You: make some friends
Stranger: Just pls make me happy
You: alright
You: what is your friend code
Stranger: Just a sec and my real name is tom
You: hi tom
You: like tom and jerry?
Stranger: Ya
Stranger: Ur a good person
Stranger: 4812 8484 9576 we have to trade first
You: the phone says this number cannot be completed as dialed
Stranger: As a freind register
Stranger: On pokemon
You: what?
You: what is pokemon?
Stranger: Ru serious
You: about what?
Stranger: U don't know what pokemon is
You: never met the guy
Stranger: The game
Stranger: Pls don't do this
You: do what?
Stranger: Is this the same person
You: yeah
Stranger: Let's trade then
You: i'm the same guy i've always been
You: trade what?
Stranger: Thanks for crushing my dreams you fuck up
You: woah easy man
You: what seems to be the problem?
Stranger: U were just sayin before howl ul trade a charizard to me
Stranger: All I want is that
You: alright
You: but first, a joke
You: knock knock
Stranger: Who's there
You: disco
Stranger: Disco who
You: disconnect!
You have disconnected.

Alright, I'm shocked, downright SHOCKED that Crispin Glover's What Is It? is not on the worst list.

I think I preferred the old Adventureman.
That made waaaaayyy too much sense.

I had no idea that Adventureman's story would lead me to Laughter, but it did.

Can we replace "Dude Where's My Car?" with "Where Did Dustin's Sense of Humor Go?"

In spite of myself I thought Dude Where's My Car? was pretty funny.

I join the chorus of those sticking up for Dude, Where's My Car?

Sure it makes no sense, and is one of the dumbest movies ever, but I think it's a pretty damn funny dumb comedy. And it's one of those ones that came out when I was like 12, and is right up the alley of 12-year old boys.

....that sounded creepy.

True confessions: I saw Dude, Where's My Car? in the $2.00 theater when I was blissfully, thoroughly buzzed (but not puking drunk) and I thought it was the funniest thing I'd ever seen. I don't know when I've ever laughed so hard.

O Brother Where Art Thou? tops my worst lists of everything. EVERYTHING. God, I hate that movie. Everyone I know loves that movie and I fail to see the hype (and please note that I love me some Coen brothers). And God help me if I had to hear that fucking song one more time I probably would have jumped out the highest window I could find. I really do hate that movie.

/rant over

MM: I had the same reaction to Iron Eagle II when I saw it in a theatre while completely smashed (the obvious Tom Cruise clone was nicknamed "Thumper" which made be giggle uncontrollably every time his name was mentioned). If I get drunk enough I can find the humor in pretty much anything, even The English Patient.

And then, and then, and then!

No and then!

And then.

BTW - I love What About Bob?!