By Dustin Rowles | Lists | May 17, 2011 |
By Dustin Rowles | Lists | May 17, 2011 |
The Best Use of a Bowtie to Highlight One’s Fussiness — Waylan Smithers
The Best Use of a Bowtie to Illustrate Both Literal and Figurative Impotence — Tucker Carlson:
Best Use of a Bowtie to Satirize Tucker Carlson —Mo Rocca
Best Use of a Bowtie to Lure Children into a Van — Pee Wee Herman
Best Bowtie Ensemble — The Cast of Party Down
Best Use of a Bowtie to Distract Attention Away from a Mustache — Hercule Poirot
Best Combination of Bowtie and Anapestic Tetrameter — The Cat in the Hat
Best Use of a Bowtie to Lull You Into a False Sense of Security Before He Emphatically Pops a Copper-Jacketed, Hollow-Point, 120-Grain Hot Street Load In Your Motherf*cking Ass — Brother Mouzone
Best Use of a Bowtie to Blow Your New Paradigm into Eternity — The 11th Doctor