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The First Annual Bowtie Awards

By Dustin Rowles | Lists | May 17, 2011 |

By Dustin Rowles | Lists | May 17, 2011 |


The Best Use of a Bowtie to Highlight One's Fussiness -- Waylan Smithers

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The Best Use of a Bowtie to Illustrate Both Literal and Figurative Impotence -- Tucker Carlson:

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Best Use of a Bowtie to Satirize Tucker Carlson --Mo Rocca

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Best Use of a Bowtie to Lure Children into a Van -- Pee Wee Herman

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Best Bowtie Ensemble -- The Cast of Party Down

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Best Use of a Bowtie to Distract Attention Away from a Mustache -- Hercule Poirot

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Best Combination of Bowtie and Anapestic Tetrameter -- The Cat in the Hat

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Best Use of a Bowtie to Lull You Into a False Sense of Security Before He Emphatically Pops a Copper-Jacketed, Hollow-Point, 120-Grain Hot Street Load In Your Motherf*cking Ass -- Brother Mouzone

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Best Use of a Bowtie to Blow Your New Paradigm into Eternity -- The 11th Doctor

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Dustin is the founder and co-owner of Pajiba. You may email him here or follow him on Twitter.


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