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The First 5 Women I'd Audition to Play A Female, Serial-Killing Version of "Dexter"


That's all we have to work with. Television actress. Beautiful. Therapist. Serial Killer. Looks good in professional attire and can look a little dead in the eyes. Probably a little Femme Fatale-y. Plus, someone we'd be comfortable watching murder who I assume will be clients who confess to very bad things.

The first five women I'd audition:

Carla Gugino

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Paula Patton

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Tricia Helfer

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Connie Britton

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January Jones

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