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JD McCoy's dad!

Matthew Fox

Dukat indeed. Now I'm just going to sit back and wait for Romney to lose the election, descend into madness, become possessed through some bizarre Satanic ritual, and have to be banished to Ted the Caver's creepy cavern by the Ghost Adventures crew. It would be the best TV ever.

Gul Dukat had far too much personality.

You'd have to do something about Gallagher's eyebrows. Michael Douglas, on the other hand...

Bruce Campbell

Perfect, except that Campbell has a soul

Oh how I’m so happy that Romney has once again shitted on the front lawn of your trailer park, has he finally convinced you now of his disdain for you? Or are you still of the mindset that the Kenyan wants to turn your country into a heaven for socialist moochers, you stupid ass Republican you? Romney is about to fist with both fist wearing studded gloves, and not just any old pair of studded gloves. I'm talking the studded gloves that has the fingers exposed so he can give you a nice tickle with his manicured middle finger as he thrust ever downward in your diseased and rotted soul.

Please tell me I'm not the only one that got an erection from reading this.

So, you are still undecided?

Sudeikis!!

Zach Morris' dad FTW

Bruce Campbell could knock it out of the park!

You forgot to mention the statues on Easter Island.

I thought they were the Doctor?

Well played! This one seems to have the just the right blend of smug satisfaction, condescension and constipation as Mittens:

http://aworldtourism.com/wp-co...

Don't forget the stony emotional level.

Nice! But I'll reserve judgement until I hear The Big Stone Head's stump speech.

"I don't really follow archaeology, but some of my good friends own universities!"

The movie would probably end up on Lifetime so you're probably aiming a bit high Dustin.

Geoff Pierson or Christopher McDonald might do it... Or Mark Harmon.

How about a log of shit? A big steaming log of human excrement?

I'm sorry, I know that's a little beyond the pale- but after seeing that video that was released yesterday, I went from thinking of Romney as just kind of a dick who made a bunch of money and was running an historically lame campaign from President to the #1 person in the world I'd like to punch square in the face.

And then there's Bizarro Mitt: http://www.fbclick.com/?p=1223...

Eep! There goes my crush on Bruce.

But he's BIZARRO. He's everything Mitt isn't! He's a palatable human being!

He's filled with humor and eye-twinkling, which Mitt Romney has zero zero zero of.

When Syfy makes a movie about Mitts being eaten by a genetically altered mutant hybrid fish/croc/mucus monster he will totally be played by The Chin and it will be hilarious.

Oh man, Mr. Morris is PERFECT.

Gul Dukot is far too honest and straightforward

Let's hold off on the assuming he's gonna lose. Never underestimate the amount of rascist stupidity there still is in this country. Have you already forgotten, the drooling masses elected G W twice?

So if I don't vote Obama I'm racist? Makes sense if you're a complete asshole.

No, but if you do then you're a Pinko / Muslim terrorist...

It means that if you don't vote for Obama you're a total dipshit that you'd vote against your own economic interest.

If YOU are gazillionaire then discount this posting.

Whew! Thank goodness. For a second there I was worried I might be voting against my own interests!

Only once actually... 2000 belonged to Gore.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B...

A Deep Space Nine reference? I love it!

Whoa, definitely Zach Morris's dad! Someone call him on his gigantic phone ASAP!

How amazing would a Romney/Zach Morris' dad ticket have been? *sigh*

No Guy Smiley?
Nice suit, great head of hair, head full of cotton and somebody's hand jammed up his ass controlling all action.

My hair is way better than Mitt's

Winner, Miley's Virusaaaaaaaarrruuuuuuhhhh!

Yes!

I'd go with Ted Danson, though Peter Gallagher does bear a striking resemblance.

Ted Danson! Of course.

No. Absolutely not. Sandy Cohen is the antithesis of all that Mitt Romney represents. And Peter Gallagher has more personality in his eyebrows then the Mitt-bot has in his entire being.

Mr. Fantastic, though, has some potential. Because if there's anyone who could tie himself into a metaphorical and rhetorical pretzel it's our man Mitt.

Never mind Romney, Zach Morris' dad could play David Letterman

I'd go with Ted Danson or Henry Winkler.

Joe Piscopo

Oh man, Romney would totally want to kill his daughter, then save her, then lose her, then declare war on all of Bajor because he didn't get his way.

I'm shuddering in a corner and canna even joke about this. Yet.

What "Fall"? He's gonna be a two term president.

Only if those two terms are "elitist" and "out-of-touch."

I'm assuming the "fall" is the beat that Mitt appears to be dropping in that header photo.

Coffee...everywhere...dear god somebody call for help, it's a calamity, there's...coffee! Everywhere!
You owe me a new keyboard, and everything else.

Gul Dukot has far too much personality.