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The Best Feel-Good Guilt-Free Gore-Fest Horror Flicks for Halloween Joy and Rapture

By Courtney Enlow | Lists | October 31, 2016 |

By Courtney Enlow | Lists | October 31, 2016 |


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I love all horror films. They’re my blood-soaked happy place. But that isn’t the case for everyone and sometimes they can be a real bummer. You want your Halloween horror flicks free of the existential despair that comes with family tragedies, torture, sexual violence, traumatic scenes of dealing with forgotten child rape (seriously, WTF, Nightmare on Elm Street remake?) and generally NOT FUN cinema? Here’s your list. GET BINGING.

Army of Darkness

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You’re Next

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A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night

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Alien

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Ginger Snaps

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All the Screams, seriously all of them, the last one is so fun

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Drag Me to Hell

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John Dies at the End

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Housebound

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Trick ‘r Treat

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Jennifer’s Body

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Paranormal Activity (those first few hold up just so well before everything went screaming off the rails)

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Creep

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Dead Alive

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The Thing

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Cabin in the Woods

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The Conspiracy

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The Final Girls

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Halloween

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