Pajiba

Fuck yes The Thing

That would be the sure thing from The Sure Thing.

I'm lost.

Love Don't Cost a Thing

Damn you for that last image.

*your own special thing.

Dammnit. I notice the typo right after I hit post comment.

Also? Is is racist to point out that what's-his-name looks like an alpaca? (That is an alpaca, right?)

I'm not sure what would be racist about it seeing as his family isn't from South America. Or did you not want to put down the hard working llama race by claiming one of their most illustrious members is really a closeted alpaca?

While I don't want to put him down too hard (my friend met him at the Abduction wrap party and described him as "a very nice kid"),I totally second The Llama. Finally he has a seat in the Great Hall along side those other stalwarts of thespianism, The Emu and Charming Potato. Congratulations kid.

Look at the size of that thing.

http://hollywoodhatesme.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/wedge-antilles.jpg

Mrs. J, I third the motion to enshrine The Llama in the pantheon of Animal/Vegetable Doppelganger Actors (henceforth to be known as the AVDA).

In the interest of full disclosure, I'm pretty sure I first saw reference to The Llama on either Filmdrunk or Warming Glow.

I'm onboard with expanding it to the AVMDA, and I'd nominate January Jones. I don't know enough about mineralogy to suggest an appropriate one to describe her, so I'll leave it to the more edumacated Pajibans to weigh in on that.

I nominate the term The Llama and the accompanying jpeg to be used in place of and as representation for Taylor Lautner, hereafter referred to as "The Llama", in the Pajibaverse from this day forward. Seconded?

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at September 20, 2011 9:29 AM

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I'd like to tack an addendum onto that: it would be nice if it came with a first name, cf. Charming Potato.

Angry Llama?

Scrunchy Llama?

Toiling Llama?

Man-Thing (the movie) was bad. So, so bad.

You crazy kids, not knowing 'the sure thing'. great, leering opening montage of ms sheridan, but also one of my favorite lines in a movie: "Who invented liquid soap and why?"

Winter Llama rolls off the tongue very nicely.

But hell, any Llama-based name will sit well with me.

Do llamas and emus eat potatos?

The Abdominal Llama? Cause he can't keep his shirt on? And because it kind of sounds like Abominable?

This is some old school Pajiba right here.

I heartily approve of "the Llama", to join the Emu and the Charming Potato.

Also, I like this list for reasons I can't explain.

Could we appoint someone as Mmama Llama?

Llamas are, naturally, "winters." (If you've ever had your "colors done," then you know what I mean.) "Winters" usually look most striking in hues with a bluish-silvery undertone; no orangey tints, please. If you ever tried to slip an orange scarf on a llama, the truth of my words will be revealed to you in an instant. However, the alpaca is more of an "autumn," meaning he/she looks best in fall foliage colors. So, while it doesn't appear to be racist to compare Mr./Ms. Alpaca with what's-his-name, it does strike me as a bit ---color-ist. Certainly it could hurt the feelings of the plucky little alpaca featured here.

Every time I look at that llama, I start howling with laughter. "Taylor Llamautner" and the "Abdominal/Abdominable Llama" are inspired. I am going to wake up my family if I don't stop laughing. Come to think of it, "Taylor Llamautner and the Abdominable Llamas" is a good name for a band.