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The Five Best African American Directors

A Seriously Random List XLV / Dustin Rowles

Seriously Random Lists | January 21, 2009 | Comments (57)


As I was watching the inauguration yesterday, the idea of a Best African-American directors lists occurred to me. I assumed, somewhat naively, that it would be a difficult list to create; that history has given us a slew of talented black directors that were under the radar, and that with a little research, a lot of names and a lot of great movies would be triggered in my mind.

Not so much.

We’ve come a long way, folks. But … there have been a meager 10 African Americans to win an Oscar in the history of the Oscars: Hattie McDaniel, Sidney Poitier, Denzel Washington, Halle Berry, Whoopi Goldberg, Morgan Freeman, Cuba Gooding, Jr., Jamie Foxx, Forest Whitaker, and Jennifer Hudson. All of those were in acting categories. No black director has ever won an Oscar. Only two — Spike Lee and John Singleton — have been nominated, and Lee hasn’t even been nominated in the best director category.

The point: We’ve still got a long way to go. And Tyler Perry sure as hell ain’t helping matters. Nor are the Wayans Brothers. There have been a few exceptional actors who were not exceptional directors, however. Those include Sidney Poitier (Stir Crazy), Ossie Davis (Black Girl) and Forest Whitaker (First Daugther, Hope Floats) and even Denzel, who has two decent films under his belt (Antwone Fisher and The Great Debaters). But as for black directors, a few have created exceptional films (Gina Prince-Blythewood’s Love & Basketball and Tim Story’s Barbershop come to mind), but a few have created a body of work large enough even to be considered for this list.

The top five are as follows:

5. F. Gary Gray: With only one pretty decent flick (Friday) and a few mediocre to less than mediocre films (Set it Off, The Negotiator, Be Cool, The Italian Job), F. Gary Gray nevertheless breaks the top five. He may actually jump a spot, if his next project, Marvin: The Life Story of Marvin Gaye ever gets off the ground. He’s also set to make a thriller starring Gerard Butler (Law Abiding Citizen). Unfortunately, we can also thank F. Gary Gray for the rise of Chris Tucker and Ice Cube, the Family Film star.

4. Antoine Fuqua: Although he shares a lot of similarities, stylistically, with Tony Scott, I don’t think that Fuqua gets enough credit, and he’s rarely recognized as a great black director because he doesn’t make “black” films. But he did make Training Day, which gained Denzel an Oscar. He also made the fairly entertaining action pic, The Shooter, as well as a couple of decent action films, Tears of the Sun and The Replacement Killers. He also just sold his next film, Brooklyn’s Finest, tarring Don Cheadle, Richard Gere, and Ethan Hawke, which debuted at Sundance this year.

3. Carl Franklin: Franklin is not as talented as the top two on this list, but he’s actually my favorite of the five. He doesn’t get offered a lot of projects, unfortunately, but he’s made three great, unappreciated films (two of which starred Denzel): One False Move, Out of Time and Devil in a Blue Dress. Unfortunately, he also made the Ashley Judd stinker, High Crimes, and the Meryl Streep weeper, One True Thing. He also helped to launch the career of Don Cheadle, with his 1986 short, Punk. You also might recognize him as Captain Crane, from “The A-Team.”

2. John Singleton: He’s the second most talented director on this list, but he’s also a guy that’s wasted a lot of it on throwaway movies. But then again, just because you’re an African-American director with a talent to do so doesn’t mean you actually have to make good flicks. God knows, talented white directors make shitty films all the time. So, good for Singleton: He’s joined an elite cadre of talented directors — both black and white — who’d rather make shitloads of money than a decent flick. But we’ll always have Boyz n the Hood, and Higher Learning wasn’t bad. Unfortunately, the rest of Singleton’s filmography is far less impressive: 2 Fast 2 Furious, Four Brothers and Shaft. Fortunately, he was smart enough to pull out of The A-Team and Tulia, currently in production and starring Halle Berry and Billy Bob Thornton, shows some promise.

1. Spike Lee: Spike Lee is the greatest black director of all time, and he knows it. He’s a bit on the egotistical side, but the man deserves to be. Remarkably, he’s one of the few directors — black or white — that has been able to maintain his artistic credibility while gaining (some) mainstream success. He’s got 44 directing credits, and over half of them are at least good, led by Do the Right Thing, Malcolm X, He Got Game, “When the Levees Broke,” The Original Kings of Comedy, Inside Man, and my favorite: The phenomenal 25th Hour. Granted, his highest grossing film in Inside Man, with $88 million, but Lee understands that artistic credibility and box-office success rarely intersect. I know his signature movie is Do the Right Thing, which was amazing, but I gotta go with the trailer for 25th Hour, a movie that’s so intensely hard to watch, it’s nearly impossible to make it to the end without sobbing your fool goddamn head off.









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Comments

...Spike Lee is black?

Holy shit!

Posted by: figgy at January 21, 2009 2:06 PM

I have some weird issue with Spike Lee; maybe he just seems a little too self-righteous. Do the Right Thing is still pretty great though.

all the rest, especially John "Boyz n the Hood" Singleton; awesome.

Posted by: kyle at January 21, 2009 2:06 PM

'Do the Right Thing' is a freakin' fantastic movie. Powerful as hell, well acted, well written. Just fantastic.

Posted by: figgy at January 21, 2009 2:09 PM

Ugh, Higher Learning pisses me right off in my own face. It made me embarrassed to be black. It was overly preachy... reminded me of an after school special I saw in the 80s where a class was divided into the haves and have nots and the have nots were basically treated like haves' slaves. Sort of like that sociological experiment at Stanford or Berkeley, the name of which escapes me right now.

And then Poetic Justice made me embarrassed that I used to want to be Janet Jackson.

So... I'm no friend of Singleton. Boyz n the Hood was good. The rest of his work is mediocre, I think.

Posted by: stopthemadness at January 21, 2009 2:11 PM

Another pair of African American directors that have some cache are Albert and Allen Hughes...I liked the style of From Hell, and I've heard that Dead Presidents and Menace II Society are pretty interesting.

Posted by: Julie at January 21, 2009 2:14 PM

I absolutely agree with your opinion of 25th Hour. I do have to say that the original score composed by Terrence Blanchard is probably one of the best alongside that of Taxi Driver.

Posted by: Rico at January 21, 2009 2:16 PM

DTRT is my favourite, but i also loved summer of sam and crooklyn.

Posted by: celery at January 21, 2009 2:16 PM

The commercial failure of "Devil in a Blue Dress" always pissed me off. Based on a popular series of books, huge star as the lead, Don Cheadle stealing every scene he was in, personal crush Lisa Nicole Carson no longer laboring under the unspeakable hairdos foisted upon her while she was on "Ally McBeal" and it was a pretty snappy noir to boot. Go see it. Now. Or I'll find you.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at January 21, 2009 2:20 PM

i'm actually somewhat depressed that this is the extent of the list.

i knew as i started reading it that spike lee would be number one and that singleton and fuqua would be on the list somewhere. but f. gary gray? that's just depressing, man. and i forgot about franklin which is also depressing considering devil in a blue dress and out of time are two of my favorite denzel movies.

great, now i'm depressed on obama's First Day.

i'm too depressed to go back and capitalize the appropriate words in this post.

Posted by: stopthemadness at January 21, 2009 2:24 PM

What the hell, does nobody remember "School Daze"? Jeez.

Posted by: Jay at January 21, 2009 2:26 PM

"Devil in a blue dress" deserves an Underappreciated Gem review if it hasn't been already done. It blew me away when I saw it in the theatre. Cheadle redefines Badass in that one.

Posted by: summerteeth at January 21, 2009 2:37 PM

WHAT? No Tyler Perry????!!?!?111

I'm a semi-closet Spike Lee fan. I even liked Bamboozled and She Hate Me. As celery noted, Summer of Sam is an ignored gem.

stopthemadness-
Don't be too depressed. Think of how short a "decent directors of any kind" list would be. There's just a lot of dreck out there these days.

Posted by: Eep at January 21, 2009 2:38 PM

What the hell, does nobody remember "School Daze"? Jeez.

I know, right?

Folks seem real quick to forget that movie. It is the reason I never bought into the fraternity system. It doesn't help that I attend the infamous inspiration of said movie.

Of course, I would have stuck Robert Townsend in there somewhere. Mario Van Peebles would have been a reluctant #6.

Posted by: Vermillion at January 21, 2009 2:39 PM

I'd like to nominate "Devil In A Blue Dress" as an Underappreciated Gem. Great look, awesome laconic and noir-ish mood, Cheadle absolutely kills, and one of my top five soundtracks of all time. The bad box office killed any chance at more Easy Rawlins flicks, I guess -- but maybe Denzel could finance a low-budget sequel if he gets bored....

Posted by: sansho1 at January 21, 2009 2:47 PM

How could you snub Pookie? His work on the whole Scooty Dat Booty series alone merits mention here, and that's before we get to his recent efforts -- Dix in Ya Mouth, Chex in Da Mail in particular.

Posted by: rikkitikkitavi at January 21, 2009 2:47 PM

We're of a mind, summerteeth -- but I went off on an imdb surfing tangent instead of hitting post. That place is a freaking corn maze....

Posted by: sansho1 at January 21, 2009 2:50 PM

I'd like to add Albert & Allen Hughes. Menace II Society, Dead Presidents, and From Hell were pretty damn good.

Gotta throw Daddy VanPeebles in there somewhere, too.

Posted by: dammitjanet at January 21, 2009 3:00 PM

Training Day is one of my favorite movie experiences of all time. I think it captured the aesthetic, realism and tension of The Shield perfectly, but with different good actors and the immediacy of being only a couple hours long. Wierdly Fuqua seems stuck in a single style and when you watch him apply the same techniques to King Arthur and Tears of the Sun, they fall flat and lifeless. Maybe all movies just need Eva Mendes?

Posted by: oRrOY at January 21, 2009 3:19 PM

My absolute favorite Spike Lee movie is Get On the Bus. It's fantastic and has a hilarious performance from Bunk ("The Wire"). He gets to say my favorite movie line of all time,

"I don't care if he's black or he's gay, as long as he's Republican."

Posted by: courtney 2 at January 21, 2009 3:28 PM

I think Kasi Lemmons trumps Franklin & Gray for 'Eve's Bayou' and 'Talk to Me' alone (I haven't seen her two other movies).

Posted by: Rebecca at January 21, 2009 3:37 PM

Did you just say tarring Don Cheadle? That's either horribly racist or horribly wrong. I mean, what did Don Ceadle ever do to you?

Posted by: Isiaha Tripod at January 21, 2009 3:41 PM

Rebecca beat me to the punch with Kasi Lemmons. Robert Townsend is another director I would have picked.

And ahem, Spike Lee? Hello? She Hate Me

But Inside Man is hella entertaining.

Overall, I think there is a plethora of craptastic directors (black, white, male, female, whatever) out there; finding the best of the best is hard no matter what the sub-category. Shit, just look at the dreck some of the formerly "great" directors of the past are putting out these days. Remember Francis Ford Coppola or William Friedkin?

Posted by: Alabamapink at January 21, 2009 3:51 PM

"Out of Time" was a pretty great movie. Very reminiscent of "No Way Out" and Denzel plays a not all that nice cop so his performance is a lot edgier than usual. Definitely worth seeing.

Posted by: TylerDFC at January 21, 2009 4:00 PM

I love Do the Right Thing. It's one of the greatest movies ever. The only movie more under-appreciated that it is The Big Lebowski.

On a side note, who is worse? Tyler Perry or the fucking Wayans. I think the Wayans, since Scary Movie has inspired multiple terrible films, not counting its sequels. Tyler Perry hasn't made nearly as many films, and at least he never imposed his face on a fucking midget!

I still won't forgive him for Diary of a Mad Black Woman. You hear that Perry! You will pay for that!

Posted by: George at January 21, 2009 5:02 PM

oh man, she hate me. that movie made me hate q-tip.

also that other one with the tap dancing and the blackface.

egads.

Posted by: stopthemadness at January 21, 2009 5:04 PM

It's about time you showed Spike Lee some love.

Posted by: sleater at January 21, 2009 5:26 PM

I saw 25th Hour in the theatres when it came out. It is REALLY good...! It's seriously underrated. Thanks for the kudos and the recognition. Sometimes I forget that Spike Lee did it, he is one of the most talented director's of his generation. He boy does he know it!

Posted by: ph at January 21, 2009 7:08 PM

Who did that other movie...uhm...damn, it's like Boyz in the Hood but Larenz Tate is in it? I'm blanking...

Posted by: ph at January 21, 2009 7:10 PM

Who directed Fresh? That is a damn good movie with Samual L. Jackson and a younger kid that can act the shit outta it. I loved that one too. Not sure who directed though, but for some reason I assume it is a black director when it could be a white one? I know terribly racist of me!

Posted by: ph at January 21, 2009 7:12 PM

The Wayans do suck a lot... but Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood is fucking classic.

Posted by: Eep at January 21, 2009 7:21 PM

That's a freakin' sad list. None of them really deserve mention. And there is NO reason Spike Lee should be #1. NONE. For the talent he showed early in his career to the tripe he's released since, they should strip him of his director's guild card.

And now that Obama's in the white house, can Spike continue to rail on the white man for holdin' him down? The Man is now a brother. What's his gripe going to be from here on out?

Posted by: B-Unit at January 21, 2009 7:40 PM

menace II society had larenz tate. that movie scared the crap out of me. larenz tate was also in love jones which was a good movie and also had a great soundtrack.

Posted by: stopthemadness at January 21, 2009 7:49 PM

How quickly we do forget. Wasn't it just last week when we were extolling the virtues of a certain John Singleton film called A BLAFFAIR TO REMEMBLACK?

Joking aside, I'd be really interested in hearing what some of my Pajiba friends out there have to say about this.

Okies, so if I haven't mentioned it a million times already, I'm Canadian, in my mid-twenties, and a student. I've never met another person who has gone to university here who was ever part of a fraternity or sorority. Actually, it's kind of a non-entity here. We have them, because we just do, but no one gives a crap. Honestly, we have a pretty condescending attitude about it, I'll admit it.

Was anyone here ever in one? In which country? What is the deal? Is it a good experience?

We also have the same attitude about school dances and cheerleaders. We have high school dances, but at least where I went to high school (southern Ontario), there was only one 'Prom'--which in this area we actually call the Formal. Too cold to bother, I guess.

Same with cheerleaders. Just speaking from my own experience, we don't really have them. I've never met one. I assume some places have them, but we just don't give a fuck about it. No sis-boom-bleching in the snow.

What's a Homecoming Dance, pep rally, and who is Sadie Hawkins?

When did you study?

Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at January 21, 2009 8:48 PM

DUSTIN!

You totally forgot that Louis Gossett Jr won a freakin Oscar. SHAME on you.

Now drop and give me 50! Yeah! Right into that mud puddle!

Posted by: figgy at January 21, 2009 9:57 PM

Menace II Society is really good movie, and Larenz Tate was super-sexy and extra dangerous as O-Dog. I was completely in lust with him all throughout middle school.

Posted by: Lisa at January 21, 2009 10:39 PM

And believe it or not, Chris Tucker shows some real acting chops in Dead Presidents (which is one of the most DEPRESSING movies that I've ever seen...suffice it to say there ain't a happy ending for anybody).

Posted by: Lisa at January 21, 2009 10:42 PM

B-Unit,

Soooooo you haven't seen any of these films then I take it?

Posted by: Alex at January 21, 2009 11:31 PM

Alex, I've seen most of 'em. And yeah, most aren't very good. Lee's a hack, perhaps one of the most overrated director's in recent film history. Singleton got lucky with a solid film in "Boyz" then lost all credibility with the poor choices in projects. Franklin's movies blend together to make a mediocre milkshake. And Gray's likely on this list so it could be 5 directors long. Fuqua's the only one I think has something to offer, but I'll need more to be impressed.

Posted by: B-Unit at January 21, 2009 11:41 PM

It's actually not possible to make a good film via luck.

Posted by: sansho1 at January 21, 2009 11:47 PM

So why DOES Mookie throw the trash can through the window?

Forgot about "25th Hour." Need to see that sometime.

Posted by: bucdaddy at January 21, 2009 11:52 PM

How in the h-e-l-l did Gordon Parks not make this list?

Posted by: spicelux at January 22, 2009 2:11 AM

Is there a black director you would call great that did not make your list? Pretty sad that there are still so few to pick from. As usual the liberal elite, in this case Hollywood, are lagging behind when it comes to put equality into practice.

Posted by: EricD at January 22, 2009 3:00 AM

I second the call for Kasi Lemmons. Should also give some props to Charles Burnett for Killer of Sheep. But it's sad to have such a short list. Even a list of female directors would be longer than this.

Posted by: Caspar at January 22, 2009 7:47 AM

That's right, sansho1, it takes a good editor.

Posted by: Eep at January 22, 2009 10:16 AM

I love Spike Lee, actually, I even love the stuff no one else does-- Crooklyn and Bamboozled come to mind. He's kind of like Kanye West for me-- I don't care about the ego at all, he's earned it. Also, it can be pretty entertaining-- suing Spike TV, anyone? I also felt like the 25th Hour is the only movie I've ever seen that didn't fumble the post 9/11 ball. And Do the Right Thing is just one of the greatest movies ever made to me, it's so anti-Crash, no easy answers. We watched it in class once and my prof was like, "OK, so what can we do to make this situation better?" And no one had an answer, and one girl was pissed that the word guinea was tossed around, and it just devolved into more polite racial mudslinging than the movie had. Soooo good. I dunno why, but the scene where the Chinese (? or was he Korean, too much time has passed) grocery store guy actually staved off destruction by saying he was black, too-- that scene just made my life.

Posted by: Pheagan at January 22, 2009 11:57 AM

Loathe Spike Lee, not as an African-American, just loathe him as an American. Too bad he's so god damned talented that it feels like the equivalent of complaining about Kanye while dancing to Stronger. And I love me some 25th Hour; that last sequence alone could have wrung an entire movie's worth of tears out of me.

Posted by: tdehr at January 22, 2009 12:27 PM

Add me to those giving 25th Hour some serious love. That movie is fantastic. And wrenching of both heart and gut.

Posted by: tamatha at January 22, 2009 2:27 PM

Jo'Mama
Since no one else is doing it, I'll share a little bit. I went to UC Santa Cruz (central coast of California), which was (though getting less so by the day, I hear), a pretty hippie-fied, liberal college. But we still had some sororities and fraternities. Very few, and Greek houses were not allowed on campus, or even in the city, if I recall correctly. So, my school was mostly what your Canoodian one sounds like. Hell, we didn't even have organized sports teams. None that actually played against other colleges, that is.

Regardless, I took part in the start-up of a local sorority, mostly because I was bored. It was so exhausting. We would do some fun events, and some community service, but it was trying to reach a consensus about those events that were what drove me nuts. Our meetings would frequently devolve into fights and angry glaring at each other. I know this comes as a surprise to most people, but women can be douchenozzles sometimes, too. I quit after the first year.

I still get weird looks whenever I tell someone I was in a sorority. It's not really a good thing where I come from.

Posted by: skeeves at January 22, 2009 5:23 PM


Really? This is your list? I thought this was a snobby/ elitist site that prided itself on its intelligence and taste...

And these are the five names you come up with?

Lee? No question. Hell, he'd at least be in the running for my top five American filmmakers working today of any race.

But....

First of all, Singleton is crap. Go view "Boyz in the Hood" again. I did, and was startled by how bad it was-- awful, wooden, obvious dialouge; obvious set-ups and follow-throughs; high, high melodrama; cheap tricks to illicit emotions... it was really awful. It's only relevant because it was first. Master craftsman Spike Lee came along and did that story far better with "Clockers," as did the Hughes Bros with "Menace 2 Society."

Secondly, there's no excuse for Charles Burnett not making the list. For "Killer of Sheep" alone, he locks up the #2 spot. To be honest, I've seen only one other film from him ("Glass Shield"-- which was quite good), but "Sheep" is not only just a great and haunting film, but also an important one.

I think we can all agree that.... Wtf?? This is it? I understand, obviously, why there'd be a dearth of black directors until recent decades, but... Where are all the great young black filmmakers today??

That's a terrible shame. That voice needs to be recorded and making art. Whiteys like me need to here that story. (or any story they want to tell... this lack of quality black directors really makes no sense to me...)

Ah, well.

My Top 5

1. Spike Lee
2. Charles Burnett
3. Carl Frankin (for the trio of films you mentioned)
4. Gordon Parks-- That bad mother- directed "Shaft!"
5. Hughes Brothers-- "Menace" was top-notch, and was aleats a sucker for "Dead Presidents" for some reason, as well.

It's sad that those last three make this list despite, at best, 3 good films to their credit.

Posted by: Vejnovich at January 22, 2009 6:02 PM

My bad; Didn't mean to come off as such a prick in my previous post. I just get fired up. (and apparently become a douche)

Anyway, Lee is an interesting cat. I knew he'd be as polarizing on this board as he is. He's just... a messy filmmaker. He always somehow gets in the way of himself and of making a truly elite, nearly perfect film. "Clockers" came closest, I think. "25th Hour" was excellent as well. For "Do the Right Thing" that actually works for him; it comes of as some uneven, rough, raw, angry jazz-poetry slam. Hell, I think I'm the only person alive that really dug "Summer of Sam."

But the flaws and unevenness have just kind of become part of his process and his auteur style.
You either love him despite his flaws (and try to grow to love those inevitable flaws) or can't stand him because of them.

Or you hate him cuz you're a racist a-hole, but that's another story.

-ev

Posted by: vejnovich at January 22, 2009 6:15 PM

This is such a bullshitting question because blacks have only recently in the last 25 years been given the opportunity to make movies. What is even more sad is that Rowles could barely name five black directors to begin with. Can anyone name five black directors presently working other than Lee or Perry? Movies, not music videos.

That is why I rail against all of you brainwashed motherfuckers who've been duped into thinking that Perry is somehow portraying African Americans in a negative light in his movies. And what is even more idiotic is that some black people on this website shit on Perry every chance they get even though he is the only African American to have his own studio that goes about employing African Americans who are interested in getting into the film industry.

It goes beyond having a hate for Perry simply because someone thinks he portrays African Americans in a negative light. Denzel won an Oscar for playing a dirty cop, did anyone complain about the director portraying a black man in a negative light? Fuck no, but Will Smith couldn't get one for playing "Ali" in the same year. But of course Halle Berry won an Oscar for playing a woman who's husband was on death row for murder, and who didn't have a problem getting fucked by the white racist prison guard.

So please explain to me your real reason for hating Perry? Or do you even know, or is it because someone told you to hate him?

Posted by: Pookie at January 22, 2009 8:11 PM

No love for Charles Burnett???

Posted by: Arthur Dent at January 22, 2009 9:39 PM

Kasi Lemmons has only made three films, Eve's Bayou, The Caveman's Valentine, and Lie to Me, but based on those three alone, which are underated, dripping in atmosphere, and just plain old ripping yarns, I put her as the best African-American director, the best female director, and the best director who used to be an actor... so there.

Posted by: Jim S. at January 23, 2009 10:12 AM

i had to delurk just to second Tracer Bullets crush on Lisa Nicole Carson.

after Ally Mcbeal no one would work with her because she is an insufferable b-word, and that reputation has killed her career stone cold dead, but DAMN Gina..! She fine.

The comments on the 'african american' posts on this site are like maybe one and a half steps above the comments on a Bossip post, and thats enough for me. I quit that shit: Bossip will make a person's head explode

Posted by: VinKong at January 23, 2009 10:23 AM

Seems to me like you were really struggling to come up with that list. I don't think there's any racism in no black director winning an Oscar yet. Many great films by white directors get overlooked by the Oscars (this year's Benjamin Button obsession missing out on some great choices particularly made me cry) so it's no surprise that the few good black directors that there are get overlooked too. It's probably down to lack of opportunities in film and lack of specific education (which I assume is changing nowadays). I think black directing has to mature more before reaching truly great standards.

I liked 25th hour but I don't remember it being that special. I definitely did not sob. I probably have to watch it again. See ya.

Posted by: Chris at January 23, 2009 1:33 PM

Sorry Dustin, but if Tulia has Halle Berry in it, how good can it really be? Because she SUCKS! I mean like a HOOVER.

And Pookie, while I personally think that Tyler Perry has every right to make the crap that he does - its still crap.

I don't hate him, I just - as a black woman- find his works extremely offensive. Its one thing to make a movie that deals in stereotypes and quite another to make one that not only wallows in said stereotypes, but also presents them as truths about a specific community of people.

I personally keep hoping that as he gains success he will gain more talent and nuance as a writer and director, but I also know that it usually does not work out that way. Because if he has all of this success by making crap why on earth would he mess around with that formula?

Posted by: cmoody at January 23, 2009 6:13 PM

Cmoody do me a favor and give me a break with the fake outrage, because if your outrage was real and true you'd be up in someone grill about how Hollywood had fucked over the African American's image. But no, we get people like you complaining about Perry's habit of making black people in his movies look offensive. You probably had a problem with the "Cosby Show" not being real enough.

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