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The 7 Most Vile Romantic Comedy Creatures (A Pictorial)

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (22)



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Over the weekend, I had the unpleasant experience of viewing one of the most horrifying romantic-comedy monsters in my lifetime: The JLo. It was terrifying. It was the pants-crappingly scariest rom-com monster I’d ever witnessed.

But The JLo wasn’t the first rom-com monster and likely won’t be the last. So, I thought I’d take this opportunity to explore some of the other vile creatures in romantic comedy history. Note, however, that these monsters are not always easy to photograph in their natural environment, Like the Loch Ness Monster, they are elusive to cameras. However, I think I captured enough photographic evidence to prove their existence. I must warn you, however, that some of these images are not suitable for children.


7. The Muskrat

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6. The Blowfish

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5. Maniston

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4. The Quadruped

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3. The Iguana

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2. The Praying Mantis

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1. Slither

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Comments

heh.

Although I like Sandra Bullock in Ms Congeniality, but I could see how from a guy's perspective that would be scary.

Posted by: Stella at April 27, 2010 3:03 PM

huh, that sentence made sense in my head.

Posted by: Stella at April 27, 2010 3:04 PM

Awwwwwwwwwwwww Meg Ryan. I miss your face!

Posted by: coveredinbees at April 27, 2010 3:10 PM

Unfortunate typo in #4.

oops. You aren't kidding. Noted and corrected. Thanks. -- DR

Posted by: lynx at April 27, 2010 3:10 PM

I don't know, I think dudes in rom-coms are scarier. Best example: Gerard Butler. Ack.

Posted by: E at April 27, 2010 3:14 PM

I agree with E. Rom-com Dudes are way scarier:

Vince Vaugh
Seth Rogen
Jack Black
Owen Wilson
Michael Cera

Do I need to go on?

Posted by: BWeaves at April 27, 2010 3:19 PM

Awwwwwwwwwwwww Meg Ryan. I miss your face!

Vanity ain't one of the 7 deadly sins for nothin'.

Posted by: superasente at April 27, 2010 3:21 PM

How can you have this list without:

Matthew McConaughey

Posted by: DeistBrawler at April 27, 2010 3:24 PM

Ah yes, "The Waxed Chest"

Alright alright.

Posted by: coveredinbees at April 27, 2010 3:41 PM

What about Richard Gere in "Pretty Woman?"

Renting a woman? Plain creepy.

Posted by: amenfro at April 27, 2010 3:57 PM

coveredinbees...

Apparently so did her plastic surgeon...randomly.

ZING!

Posted by: PissBoy at April 27, 2010 4:00 PM

I see the remake of Meg Ryan didn't go well. What was her surgeon using as a template, the child catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang bang?Horrifying,absolutely horrifying.

Posted by: bob at April 27, 2010 4:13 PM

Dammmnnn, Meg Ryan. You used to be so cute.

Heh, I think #2 is my favorite.

Posted by: Katie (KP) at April 27, 2010 4:31 PM

I agree with E. Rom-com Dudes are way scarier

Yes! As frightening as this list is, I'd like to see a list of men. Hugh Grant should be on it. His hair gives me night terrors.

Posted by: stardust at April 27, 2010 6:27 PM

maniston? really?! stealing from perez now of all people? really?! sperm doodles cumming up soon? now wouldn't that be HIGHlarious... show some dignity, dustin, come on!

Posted by: lionel bitchie at April 27, 2010 6:41 PM

Dammmnnn, Meg Ryan. You used to be so cute.

Dammmnnn, Meg Ryan. You used to be SO ANNOYING. Now you're just gross. I'm not sure which is worse.

Posted by: esme at April 27, 2010 6:54 PM

I have no issues with Hathaway. Just with her romcoms.

Posted by: Kevin at April 27, 2010 10:25 PM

How did Secretariat (SJP) not make this list instead of Hathaway?

Posted by: ALR at April 27, 2010 11:48 PM

Glad to see Diaz got her due recognition.

Posted by: , at April 28, 2010 12:21 AM

Ahahahaha, SLR, ITA!!!

This list is genius.

Posted by: Jelinas at April 28, 2010 4:25 AM

How did Secretariat (SJP) not make this list instead of Hathaway?

I just spit out my bagel laughing at this! No, I don't know why.

I need sleep...

Posted by: Trouble at April 28, 2010 8:46 AM

Spot on..very vile! Would have come up with the same list. Uber impressed

Posted by: JaneSpotting at April 28, 2010 10:16 AM