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7 TV Show Companies You Definitely Don't Want to Work For, I Don't Care How Good Their Benefits Package Is

By Vivian Kane | Seriously Random Lists | December 4, 2016 |


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Delos, Westworld

Westworld spoilers through episode 9.

Plus: Company discount on robot world; on the forefront of technological, psychological creation.

Minus: You might be murdered by a robot/held hostage by a freedom-seeking robot, or, at worst, be a robot. Any precedent at all for that possibility is probably too much.

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Wolfram & Hart, Angel

Plus: Lots and lots of money. That senior partner track.

Minus: You’re literally the origin of evil.

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S.T.A.R. Labs, The Flash

Plus: Super powers.

Minus: Evil super powers.

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Veridian Dynamics, Better Off Ted

Plus: Everyone you work with is super attractive.

Minus: The inability to recognize the existence of people of color, weaponized pumpkins, killer pandas, mandatory love of cats, being a guinea pig on all of your company’s evil. Oh, also your company is REALLY evil.

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Hanso Foundation, Lost

Plus: Time travel, island life.

Minus: Death, hatches, not Penny’s boat, not really understanding your own plot lines.

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Madrigal, Breaking Bad

Plus: Again, money. Condiments. At least you’re not working at Los Pollos Hermanos or a car wash while your superiors make blue meth money? Probably discounts on meth. (We should definitely count that as a negative.)

Minus: Deposition, arrest, death. Like, definite inevitable death.

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US Government, Braindead

Plus: Um, the opportunity to make a difference in the world, I guess.

Minus: Space bugs eat your brain.

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