web
counter
 

The 5 Most Frequently Screened Movie Trailers of the Summer

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (20)



The-Change-Up-Movie-Poster-0.jpg

As someone who visits a multiplex or indie theater one to three times a week, depending on the release schedule, I see a lot of trailers. A lot. Given the relatively small number of releases in the summer (only one or two wide releases per week, until August), I see a lot of the same trailers over and over and over again. These are the five trailers that play the most frequently.

5. Crazy, Stupid, Love: I don’t mind at all sitting through this trailer once or twice a week. With Super 8 out of the way and failing to live up to (my) expectations, this is the movie I’m now most looking forward to this summer.

4. The Change Up: I’m not really bothered by the prevalence of this trailer, either. I know every beat of it, and can probably recite half the lines from memory. But I still crack up at Bateman’s line delivery, particularly in the last scene: “No no no no no. Don’t back that thing up into me. I can’t believe you come at me gun’s hot.” It comes from the writers behind The Hangover, and the fact that they didn’t write the screenplay for the sequel actually gives me some hope for The Change Up (The size of Double R’s forehead, on the other hand …)

3. Green Lantern: This is the trailer I use to take restroom breaks. I had once looked forward to this movie until the trailer. Now, I’m dreading it (but keeping an open mind). It also says a lot about this trailer that I wish there were more Blake Lively in it. I’ve seen folks on the Twitters suggest that Green Lantern would be this generation’s Star Wars. I’m still not sure if they were joking or not.

2. Transformers: Dark of the Moon: I’ve probably seen this trailer 20 times now, and I still get duped into thinking it’s a better movie than it will probably be by the first 30-second sequence. I always think it’s going to be the trailer for the found footage space flick, Apollo 18. Given Bay’s talent with explosives, I almost wish he’d get a strong script to work with some day. I just want to see what that might look like.

1. Larry Crowne: Every time. Every goddamn movie, blockbuster or indie, seems to have this trailer attached to it. I could do a reenactment of it from memory. I could play every part. And while I’ll admit the trailer was semi-charming the first few times, I can’t stand it anymore. Fortunately, a new trailer was released this weekend, a new trailer that gives away the entire movie (below). If you plan on seeing the film, I’d avoid it. If you don’t plan on seeing the film, just watch this trailer and you can tell all your friends you saw an advanced screening. They’ll never know the difference.


Tom Hanks on WhoSay










Each Time You Like, Share, Tweet or Stumble a Pajiba Post, An Angel Does the Paul Rudd Dance



Chris Columbus Remaking Trollhunter | Green Lantern: Emerald Knights Review: Nathan Fillion Gives A Crash Course In The History Of The Guardians Of The Universe









Comments

Larry Crowne bums me out. For starters, I didn't recognize the title until I saw that it was "that Tom Hanks movie". This man played an Apollo astronaut, a World War II captain, a Vietnam hero, a modern Robinson Crusoe, an FBI agent, death row officer, did great voice acting in the Toy Story series, and can hold up entire episodes of SNL on his own but now is in a crappy romcom with Julia Roberts
/beats
/head
/on
/desk

Posted by: LEROOOY at June 13, 2011 10:53 AM

Larry Crowne looks so...fucking...stupid

Posted by: ChristianH at June 13, 2011 11:04 AM

The Transformers trailer makes the film look good. Smart move in studiously ignoring the presence of Shia and Pillow-Lips McWoodenface in it.

Posted by: pem at June 13, 2011 11:12 AM

@ pem: Her name is Pillow-Lips McWoodenface? I've been calling her Chesty S. Toethumbs! Oh, I've been making an idiot out of myself!

Posted by: LEROOOY at June 13, 2011 11:36 AM

Can't wait for Crazy, Stupid, Love. I've watched that trailer more times than I should probably admit.

Posted by: Mel C. at June 13, 2011 11:40 AM

Pillow-Lips McWoodenface? Funny, she doesn't look Irish.

Posted by: kirbyjay at June 13, 2011 11:40 AM

LEROOOY - Pem is referring to the actress that replaced Chesty S. Toethumbs. Chesty got bumped from the third movie for being too "feminist" for Bay's directing, if LeBouf is to be believed.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at June 13, 2011 11:42 AM

The Green Lantern looks so, so, so very bad. So very, very, very bad. It makes me physically uncomfortable to watch the preview knowing how these actors and actresses will have to smile for the cameras and say how proud they are of this film and how everyone was so great and yes I love comic books now and I think it translated to the screen perfectly and what a director, huh, gee whiz, I dunno why it isn't doing well at the box office cuz I thought we had a real story to tell that was true the canon and blah, blah, blah, fuck you.

Posted by: Kballs at June 13, 2011 11:44 AM

She's not Irish. She's one of the Scottish McWoodenfaces.

Posted by: PaddyDog at June 13, 2011 11:56 AM

Green Lantern looks terrible, like it was meant to be an animated movie and halfway through, they decided to make it live-action.

But boy, does Crazy, Stupid, Love look good. I wish they had a better title though. Baby Goose!!!

Posted by: denesteak at June 13, 2011 12:09 PM

I'm saying it right now- After the opening weekend, Michael Bay will reveal that Pillow-Lips McWoodenface was a 100% CGI construct loosely based on a blow-up doll from the 1970's.
Remember that you heard it here first!

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at June 13, 2011 12:13 PM

Don't you mean ANOTHER trailer that gives away the entirety of "Larry Crowne"?

Jeez, that thing looks terrible, and not just because I despise Teeth Roberts.

Posted by: , at June 13, 2011 12:16 PM

No "Cowboys vs. Aliens"? I think I've actually seen that one more than "Larry Crowne."

Posted by: Cree83 at June 13, 2011 12:39 PM

Even my love for R-squared cannot save the Green Lantern. It looks truly tragic.

Larry Crowne looks like it will be airing on Lifetime or some similar network in future in a double feature with Eat, Pray, Love. ICK.

Posted by: Melody at June 13, 2011 7:15 PM

Why is Ryan Gosling playing the Situation in that movie?

Posted by: Joel at June 13, 2011 8:00 PM

After the opening weekend, Michael Bay will reveal that Pillow-Lips McWoodenface was a 100% CGI construct loosely based on a blow-up doll from the 1970's.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at June 13, 2011 12:13 PM

This is going to come as a huge surprise to The Statham.

Posted by: Uriah Creep at June 13, 2011 9:33 PM

This is going to come as a huge surprise to The Statham.

No, it's not. I think he's perfectly happy with his blow-up doll from the 70s.*

I haven't been to that many movies in the theater this spring/summer, so I haven't been over over exposed to these trailers, but when the trailer for Transformers started, I did think it was that moon-found-footage movie and got excited for a minute. Then, only crushing disappointment.

*Not meant to denigrate the Statham. Call me, Jason.

Posted by: MM at June 14, 2011 2:53 AM

No, it's not. I think he's perfectly happy with his blow-up doll from the 70s.

Posted by: MM at June 14, 2011 2:53 AM

Yeah, but Optimus suggested that she's a 100% CGI construct based on a 70's blow-up doll. It's very hard to bang a CGI woman.

Posted by: Uriah Creep at June 14, 2011 6:04 AM

Well, Uriah Creep, if that is your real name, I maintain that Michael Bay borrowed Jason Statham's blow-up doll to create a CGI construct for use in the movie, then returned said blow-up doll to Statham's care.

So there! :)

Posted by: MM at June 14, 2011 1:58 PM

Well, Uriah Creep, if that is your real name, I maintain that Michael Bay borrowed Jason Statham's blow-up doll to create a CGI construct for use in the movie, then returned said blow-up doll to Statham's care.

So there! :)

Posted by: MM at June 14, 2011 1:58 PM

Well sure, that would explain literally everything.

P.S. It's not my real name (cue to clutch pearls).

Posted by: Uriah Creep at June 14, 2011 10:07 PM