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Oh, no, I can't comment while I'm driving 65 mph down the highway? Why do you hate America? It's my Constitutional right to have access to everything through my phone. The Internet is going to get a strongly worded e-mail about this, as soon as I take this exit coming up here...

I picked C. He was the only one without veiny arms. I hate veiny arms. And I hate sixpacks. I just feel like centipede feet are going to errupt out of each buldge at any minute.

The problem is that you can figure out who they are! And I had to spend a long time debating personal loyalties vs. killer abs.

Also, killer arms can distract from killer abs. It makes decisions difficult.

All in all, this was a choice on par with "which college?" in terms of agonizationiness.

why no love for female abs?

How does that happen to a torso? Is it by doing the Dracula style sit-ups where you hang from your feet? And I think it would be a little weird to have that much BULGE on my stomach.

I'm going to cackle like a fool if B wins.

The cropping of these photos is really starting to creep me the hell out. They're beginning to look like faces. The pecs and nipples are the eyes and the bellybuttons look like mouths saying, "OH!". Then the arms look like long creepy dog ears or crab legs coming out of these weird torso heads and NOW I CAN'T UNSEE IT!

Optimus, if you want to wear that Iceman speedo you'd better get working on the BULGE.

Aw, there there, Optimus, honey, you know some chicks dig the pale, skinny boys without the ...erm, shall we say, definition of those above.

P.S. I picked B. I know perfectly well who it is and I don't care. Those are some goddamn hot abs. And arms. (I like veinyness sometimes, dammit.)

P.P.S. "Agonizationiness" is one of my new favorite words.

I picked A because I refuse to pick B and also cause I like the narrower waste and that thing that's happening at the side of his abs. (What do you call that anyway?!)

and as i've messed up my own nickname up there, this lurker is back to lurking! see ya! :P

studpup i believe those are the laterals. check out bruce lee pics for one crazy example of them

I wish I had *A*. The others look too much like weight-room/personal-trainer abs rather than being athletic/healthy.

Oh hell. I spoke too soon.

I think it's great that most people have chosen Taylor Lautner. Good work people.

Incidentally, When Ryan Reynolds wins again, can we officially re-name this the Great Canadian Ab-Off? Credit where credit is due and all of that.

A. Nice and lean.

(B is obviously that cross-eyed Twi-wolf knuckle-dragger. Avoidsies.)

I love you, Josh Holloway. I would recognize your abs anywhere.

I wonder if he is walking around town, no one noticing him, then he gets hot and takes of his shirt, and somebody goes "SAWYER!"

Heehee.

They all kind of freak me out! I went for C as it was the least weird looking to me.

...Oh my God, I know whose abs B's are.

I will laugh my head off if he wins.

I picked A. Looks athletic like a surfer, not puffed out like a meathead. B is gross.

Are we sure B is Lautner? It looks more like that thing that refers to itself as "The Situation" to me.

can i pick E: all of the above?

This is a travesty.
Where are Taylor Kitsch and/or Alexander Skarsgard?
Between the two of them they have better abs than all of these four combined.

I'd ask you if you have no shame, Smokin, but that would be redundant.

I like A. and to all those asking yeah we're drooling over men here because no other film/celeb sites offer up men to drool over (or they very very seldom do, and its ALWAYS Johnny Depp!) plus they drool over women here too.

I'm with everyone who thinks that disembodied (er? decapitated?) torsos just look creepy. We all knew this site skews female and I for one don't think most women objectify individual body parts the way men do. That's why we're all more obsessed with who these guys are!

Consider this my write-in ballot for Mike Rowe as the hottest man in America, if not Earth. We don't need to talk specific features, but that man has it all.

Also, A has crooked pecs, B has Neanderthal shoulders, C has a bigger cup size than I do, and D looks like a tweaker.

Oh come on, ladies!

You can't go all Discovery Channel on these comments and leave off the network's most bangable man: Bear Grylls.

He braves the wilderness, has a charming accent, and maintains a nice face/body combo. Taylor Lautner doesn't. He should only exist between his shoulders and waist. I want to Venus-de-Milo that guy. And then place a bag over his head.

Plus Bear totally gives off this real life Indiana Jones vibe. Or like Michael Douglas in Romancing the Stone without the skeevy nonfuckery of Michael Douglas.

I'm done. Just think about that. That is a man.

Even if D really is RDJ (rawr) I can't vote for that picture; it looks like the alien is about to burst out of them. No, C is where it's at (miss you, Sawyer!)

I do enjoy that, after I clicked on my choice (C), there was a brief pause and the words "Fetching Results" was on my screen.

Yes, yes they were.

Wait, B isn't RyRey? It's Lautner?? DAMMIT!

D. Just about the right combo of wiry and ripped for me. I don't like too much definition. It implies that either the guy spends all his time in the gym working out in front of a mirror, which makes him boring, or that he's on steroids. Shrunken genitalia and roid rage - yum....
And he doesn't seem to have waxed. I'm not a fan of chest waxing, either.

Christian Bale, that crappy Taylor Lautner, Gerard Butler, and Wihlem Defoe for something weird.

Picked A

Reminded me most of the Skasgaurd

Yummeh

Oh, and I vote for B. Yeah, I know who it is, but it's not like I'm going to date the boy.

dammit!! i should have read the comments before i voted!
stupid B

I don't know who anyone is (and am trying not to read until I post) but tried to pick on abness alone. I waffled between A and B. D showed more chest than abs, C looked a little chunky. A was covering his lower abs with his hands so I picked B.

For overall torso I pick A. Now I'm off to read up on who is who.

I picked Lautner? I'm feeling shamed.

For overall hotness I pick the banner picture. There is nothing wrong with any of these men's bodies, but comparing them to each other, I think D looks chicken chested, veiny and pale, B & C look like they might get flabby if they aren't careful, and they both have those lumpy muscles over their hips, I don't like those so much especially when really pronounced. I prefer more of a waist. I like the arms and shoulders in B & C.

I always vote based on whose abs I would like to pet...

I wish I would have read your post. But unfortunately the code is messed up on my end. Is it just me? I can barely see the box for leaving comments. You may want to give it a check...