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I always figured the most popular post would have been that one. You know. The one about you know? It was just so popular. Because, like, everybody read it, and stuff. But I guess I see now I was wrong. That one wasn't number 1. Maybe this year there will another one like that one with you know. 'Till then, meh.

Mostly I'm just confused about why so many people were curious about Disaster Movie.

I remember The 12 Best Movies You Didn't See in 2007 post. And, even with Dustin editing my comment to inform that one of my favorites fell right outside the list, I'm still pissed Bug wasn't included. You fuckers wouldn't know quality if it bit you in the titties. This omission still haunts me.

I can't wait to nitpick next year's list. If there is one. Nothing says tradition like not doing it again.

WTF?

WORST. LIST. EVER.

Another clear example of Pajayvass self fellation.

FUCK THIS LIST

So if this post ends up becoming the most popular post, then a post about posts will be more valued than the posts themselves. Then Dusty will post a post about the popularity of posts about posts in general, leading to the posting of a post composed of the most popular posts that entirely deal with listing popular other posts, in particular those posts about other posts.

This kind of posting leads to post speculation, post inflation, and inevitably a post bubble. And although I can assure you that the fundamentals of our posting is strong, my friends, the popping of the post bubble will lead to a posting collapse requiring emergency congressional intervention.

And that is how Barack Obama gave Pajiba $700 billion in September, 2009.

Stipe, you're a genius. Dustin, make it happen. Che, overthrow this bitch and lets see some distribution of wealth. Optimus, cash that check and get out of this one-theater town. Rhyme, stop talking to yourself. No you stop talking to yourself. No You stop talking to yourself. No you! No You! No you! No YoU!

...'cuz, you know, he pals around with terrorists and all.

...talk of overthrows, murder, beheadings, feeling-up women, changing beer brands, and

KILLING DUSTIN ROWLES...

stipe42,

Your post post is compost.

Gotcha! That was a good one but I couldn't resist.

Ok folks ...I gotta go, I seriously hope your worthless lives have more going for them than mine.

See ya next year.

My 32Gs thank you.

Posted by: ciji at December 31, 2008 4:19 PM

Sweet fancy Moses! 32G? That's a couple of casabas tied to a 2x4, for cryin' out loud!

Touche, Che!

Couldn't resist that one, either.

Just popping in to wish all the EEs a great 2009.

Posted by: stipe42 at December 31, 2008 3:03 PM

I am too drunk to read this right now, but when I do, I think I'm going to find it very funny, stipe. Also, I love that you called Dustin "Dusty". Ha!! I see what you did there. Even though I'm getting kind of drunk. I can't even spell my own name, for crying out loud. I had to give up.

Happy freakin' new year, everybody!

I'll be the Fat Penguin. Lets discuss hangover cures. I just drink water, clean the bathroom (Doesn't matter if I puked, I've been told this makes me a wonderful roommate.) and try to watch rap videos (They are usually pretty easy to follow and pretty shiny)

So rlr260, what type of toys do you have?

Rhymes, I just provided you with the perfect opening line. rlr260 said she was bored and wanted to have a long discussion about anything. Now what rlr260 really meant was that she wanted a well-endowed guy to talk dirty to her. Rhymes let me explain something to you, women throw out hints all the time, but unfortunately guys like you don't pick up on those hints. I am very perceptive when it comes to females. I know what they like and what they hate, and what they like done to them. I got a talent, and my talent is the ladies.

Guys, listen, if you spend time focusing on the clit you will be amply rewarded. The reason I'm amazing when it comes to oral is because I take my time and make love to the clit. If you aren't spending at least thirty to forty-five minutes slowly licking your lovers clit, well then I will.

Stupid Stupid Stupid! That was a rookie mistake. "Hospital Job" should've been my hint that she's a bored and lonely nurse. With an outfit that doesn't hide anything.
Baby, you must be tired of being on your feet all day, lookin' after sick people. Lemme lay you down on a gurney and you can call me Dr. Feelgood.

ooooooy ssssshhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Post quietly people

So I am to believe that you are the master of suave and some sort of broad whisperer, but you have yet to figure out that I am in fact a girl?

This is true...

Hahaha! I like the way your mind works. Your reasoning is very efficient. However, my gesture was in regards to:

"Rhymes, I just provided you with the perfect opening line. rlr260 said she was bored and wanted to have a long discussion about anything. Now what rlr260 really meant was that she wanted a well-endowed guy to talk dirty to her. Rhymes let me explain something to you, women throw out hints all the time, but unfortunately guys like you don't pick up on those hints.I am very perceptive when it comes to females. I know what they like and what they hate, and what they like done to them. I got a talent, and my talent is the ladies."

I found that remark a tad much and so I was curious as to how you would take the hint this woman threw at you. Which is badly. I would never stand in the way of someone giving cunnilingus tips. I am however a slow typer, which is why my comment was timed unfortunately. So by all means continue your oral lecture! I'll have the guy I'm currently sitting on read it once I get up off his face.

Wow I'm impressed, he's so good Pants you have the presents of mind to hold a conversation with me as you're getting serviced. Right, and I had a starring role on "Police Woman" and I fucked Angie Dickinson. Awww, so sad Pants, even the women reading this don't believe you.

Rhymes, because of your treachery we can no longer be friends and your actions will be dealt with.

Pants if the worst thing I've done today is double post, well then I'm ahead of the game.

What can I say... Good insults turn me on!

Also, I have temporarily released him from between my thighs to go and fetch me a drink. So you have my full attention if there is anything else you'd like to throw at me.

Oh I'm sorry it's not the double post it should be "Presence" and I wrote "Presents." Now that is funny. In my haste to jump on someone, shit happens. Rhymes, you better go into Witness Protection because I'm coming for you. In 2008 I had a three strikes rule, now in 2009 I have zero tolerance policy.

No Pants, he didn't go fetch you a drink. His jaws got tired because he doesn't know what he's doing. And since you have compassion, you told him he was great, but deep down inside he left you unfulfilled.

Why so little faith in your fellow man's oral abilities?

i posted pictures of my dog, 5r, on the pajiba facebook page.

he's a cure for all that ails, hangovers included.

Wow. I think I should have been careful what I wished for. I went to lunch and returned to find a lively discussion. Yes, I am a nurse, and fortunately it has been a quiet day so far. So many other departments closed for the holiday that it feels like a Saturday. I'm just waiting for the docs to finish rounds and get out of here.

Totally off subject: I went to see "Slumdog Millionaire" Tuesday night. Good movie, totally worth the effort of driving across town to see it, since that was the only theater it's playing in here. However, if I had wanted to see "Marley and Me," I could have gone to my neighborhood theater less than 5 minutes away.

Okay, I just looked at those pictures, and he is pretty gosh-darned freakin' cute, miss celery!

Why so little faith in your fellow man's oral abilities?

Posted by: Pants at January 1, 2009 4:14 PM

I'll intercede for Pookie on this one. The last woman I dated before I met my wife was stunned that I would go down on her at all and thrilled that I knew what I was doing. This was a very attractive woman in her 40s who had been divorced for a number of years and routinely dated younger men (which I believe was part of her satisfaction problem). It's just that guys are lazy and women are fakers and the little critter (Chinese euphemism) requires individualized attention to a) locate, and b) manipulate -- in other words, there's actual work involved.

I honestly feel bad for my first wife, because I don't think I truly discovered the clit until I was 40. On the other hand, she might still be around if I had figured it out sooner -- I guess things always work out in the end.

(er, "ought to")

Way to kill the sexy BSlim...

Hahahahah, that's how I roll baby, none of that hipster cilt shit. I keep it real, raw, sweaty and brutal.

OK, so only now am I realizing the full measure of your comment, stipe42. I'm stuck somewhere between amusement and insult in a Crying Game sort of way...

Stipe42 I discovered the clit in the seventh grade and it was introduced to me by a girl named Daphne. Since then son I wanted to lick every clit I could find. Don't get me wrong I love to fuck, but there's something about laying between a woman's legs and spending half the night face deep, son I got a passion for that shit.

Pajiba...After Dark

*Drop some Love Song on this Phil*

....yeah, all you hungover denizens of the "adult" grab a drink...and lay baaaaaaack

Trust me Meaux, it's better sober.

Mmmmmm, ok, drop your drink orders...

Hmmm, okay, I'll have that last Rickard's White in my fridge. No no, don't get up--I can grab that myself.

Mmm, beer....

I discovered the clit in the seventh grade and it was introduced to me by a girl named Daphne.

I don't think that was Daphne, she's a good Christian girl, you know. Scooby got "Pookie" tattooed on his ass though. It's an understandable mistake Pooks. When the shadows are long behind the Mystery Machine, and a young Pookie with resplendent peach fuzzed cheeks goes looking for love whilst high to the clouds on Scooby Snacks, there can be confusion for an inexperienced boy blind with lust. Who among us can say with certainty that in such dire and foggy circumstances we would know the difference between a large clit perched atop a vagina, and a dog's tiny dick above a wee brown pucker?

And Shaggy, poor Shaggy. Staring with broken eyes at Scooby's betrayal, tears flowing even before Fred mounted him with a savage grunt.

I don't watch MTV, so I don't know what I think this is. Suspect I've either had too much to drink today...or not quite enough.

Hmm, do I need to get into the Crown Royal here? 'Cause that never ends well....

Listen Stipe42, that was a nice retort but it was filled with pain. You are among friends here, there is no need to try and reclaim your manhood by attacking me.

The next goddamn American I hear say "Bollocks" I'm going to shoot myself.

Oh sweetie, I should hope you weren't actively thinking about Pajiba while doing THAT! But any site that encourages this sort of behaviour in menfolk is worth its weight in gold.

Optimus, please keep the Flowbee away from the Special Valley. Neither good times nor bad haircuts will result - just jail time.

Pookie, I am in 100% agreement with you. On everything. Seriously.

Carry on.

Thanks Optimus, I'm hopeful that the things you love list doesn't include the jail time part.

Che you say I come across as very fragmented, but isn't everyone fragmented? I would think it not healthy to be one way all the time, maybe I'm fragmented because my moods change wildly moment by moment. I think I have a very good outlook, but for some reason I love when it gets really cloudy and it rains none stop. It reminds me of the time I went to Jamaica and it rained none stop, I thought I was in heaven, that was the best vacation I ever had.

Man, rereading the 27 Dresses shitstorm takes me back. ...And reminds me how quickly assholes turn to the "sweetheart" and "dear" condescension bullshit. Sweet Jesus do I love that!

Pajiba can't get anything past you Sherlock Slim.

Listen buddy I'll be your friend but I refuse to be your "dear." I don't go in for that man on man stuff.

I have no doubt that Pookie is a bit..umm...off? But, unless Pants has new and sudden-onset Dissociative Identity Disorder, um, no. Not even close.

Was i the only one who thought that "Tropic Thunder" was extremely overrated? People give it way too much credit for being satirical of Hollywood, but there really are no lines crossed in their commentary of modern filmmaking. It was basically just another so-so comedy with Ben Stiller that had a few good laughs and relied way too much on the premise to entertain. If people see that as edgy, then Hollywood is more pussy-fied than i thought. Hell, even "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" made for much better satire than That. As far as comedies go, i give it a 5 out of 10, max.

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