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The 20 Most Popular Posts of 2008


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Seriously Random Lists | December 31, 2008 | Comments (116)


As we end the year here on Pajiba, here’s a final post for the year: The 20 Most Popular posts of the 2008, measured solely by page views. It’s a fairly meaningless post, as page views are often generated when a post randomly shows up high in search results. There seems to be little rhyme or reason to the results, but that’s what our stat service provided. However, it does give you something to look back on in 2008, as if every other goddamn website and blog on the Internet hasn’t already given you enough to look back on already. But, it’s New Year’s Eve. And that’s what we do, damnit.

The 20 Most Popular Posts of 2008

20. The Dark Knight vs. Iron Man

19. The Top Grossing Films of 2009

18. The Second Annual (Sh)It List

17. The Tropic Thunder Movie Review

16. The For the Bible Tells Me So Movie Review

15. The Forgetting Sarah Marshall Movie Review

14. The Disaster Movie Movie Review

13. The Sex and the City Movie Review

12. The Hancock Movie Review

11. The Cloverfield Movie Review

10. The Iron Man Movie Review

9. The Zack and Miri Make a Porno Review

8. The Dark Knight Movie Review

7. The Pajiba 10 — The Ten Most Bangalicious Celebrities of 2008

6. The Twilight Movie Review

5. The Wanted Movie Review

4. The “Celebrity Rehab” TV Review

3. The 27 Dresses Movie Review

2. The 12 Best Movies You Didn’t See in 2007

1. The 20 Best Seasons of the Last 20 Years


Ode to the Sandy Vagina 2008 | The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay Book Review



Comments

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Posted by: e at December 31, 2008 2:03 PM

None of these can be considered a most popular post, as I don't think I really took part in any of them. You need to change your list.

Posted by: Snath at December 31, 2008 2:10 PM

I always figured the most popular post would have been that one. You know. The one about you know? It was just so popular. Because, like, everybody read it, and stuff. But I guess I see now I was wrong. That one wasn't number 1. Maybe this year there will another one like that one with you know. 'Till then, meh.

Posted by: Audiosuede at December 31, 2008 2:13 PM

I think I participated in almost all of them. I certainly remember the 27 dresses review for the Rainbow Killer's name debate.

Posted by: Melody at December 31, 2008 2:14 PM

Mostly I'm just confused about why so many people were curious about Disaster Movie.

Posted by: popejenn at December 31, 2008 2:14 PM

Last post of the year? But I'm still at work! Now what the hell am I going to do for 4 painful, sober hours?!??!? Work? I think not!

Posted by: Xtreme at December 31, 2008 2:14 PM

I remember The 12 Best Movies You Didn't See in 2007 post. And, even with Dustin editing my comment to inform that one of my favorites fell right outside the list, I'm still pissed Bug wasn't included. You fuckers wouldn't know quality if it bit you in the titties. This omission still haunts me.

I can't wait to nitpick next year's list. If there is one. Nothing says tradition like not doing it again.

Posted by: Robert at December 31, 2008 2:21 PM

So this is a list of lists? Let's get Meta.

Posted by: BWeaves at December 31, 2008 2:24 PM

WTF?

WORST. LIST. EVER.


Another clear example of Pajayvass self fellation.

FUCK THIS LIST

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 31, 2008 2:27 PM

FUCK THIS LIST

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 31, 2008 2:27 PM

Every day, I thank Godtopus for your wisdom, Slim.

Posted by: Sean at December 31, 2008 2:49 PM

So if this post ends up becoming the most popular post, then a post about posts will be more valued than the posts themselves. Then Dusty will post a post about the popularity of posts about posts in general, leading to the posting of a post composed of the most popular posts that entirely deal with listing popular other posts, in particular those posts about other posts.

This kind of posting leads to post speculation, post inflation, and inevitably a post bubble. And although I can assure you that the fundamentals of our posting is strong, my friends, the popping of the post bubble will lead to a posting collapse requiring emergency congressional intervention.

And that is how Barack Obama gave Pajiba $700 billion in September, 2009.

Posted by: stipe42 at December 31, 2008 3:03 PM

The Celebrity Rehab link goes to the Wanted review. I honestly don't recall ever seeing a review for Celebrity Rehab. Since I read every damn word on this stupid site, I can only assume I was sick that day...or it doesn't exist. Or it was in the middle of the great Zombie war of '08...

Posted by: Lainey at December 31, 2008 3:21 PM

Stipe, you're a genius. Dustin, make it happen. Che, overthrow this bitch and lets see some distribution of wealth. Optimus, cash that check and get out of this one-theater town. Rhyme, stop talking to yourself. No you stop talking to yourself. No You stop talking to yourself. No you! No You! No you! No YoU!

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at December 31, 2008 3:23 PM

And that is how Barack Obama gave Pajiba $700 billion in September, 2009.

Posted by: stipe42 at December 31, 2008 3:03 PM

stipe42 for Treasury Secretary! I'll alert the Obama transition team...

Posted by: Che Grovera at December 31, 2008 3:24 PM

...'cuz, you know, he pals around with terrorists and all.

Posted by: Che Grovera at December 31, 2008 3:27 PM

hahahahaha the tendrils of discontent slither through pajiba....

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 31, 2008 3:52 PM

...talk of overthrows, murder, beheadings, feeling-up women, changing beer brands, and

KILLING DUSTIN ROWLES...

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 31, 2008 3:55 PM

KILLING DUSTIN ROWLES...

Now BSlim, you know if you strike down Dustin he will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. He's like a jedi jesus whack-a-mole.

Posted by: stipe42 at December 31, 2008 3:59 PM

stipe42,

Your post post is compost.

Gotcha! That was a good one but I couldn't resist.

Posted by: bucdaddy at December 31, 2008 4:00 PM

Your post post is compost.

Gotcha! That was a good one but I couldn't resist.

Posted by: bucdaddy at December 31, 2008 4:00 PM

Which makes your riposte post?...

Posted by: Che Grovera at December 31, 2008 4:10 PM

Ok folks ...I gotta go, I seriously hope your worthless lives have more going for them than mine.

See ya next year.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 31, 2008 4:13 PM

I will forever hold the "Tropic Thunder Movie Review" dear to my heart, for it is the thread where I became an Eloquent Eloquence, for the first and possibly only time. I love my Murdertank t-shirt. My 32Gs thank you.

Posted by: ciji at December 31, 2008 4:19 PM

My 32Gs thank you.

Posted by: ciji at December 31, 2008 4:19 PM

Sweet fancy Moses! 32G? That's a couple of casabas tied to a 2x4, for cryin' out loud!

Posted by: Che Grovera at December 31, 2008 4:59 PM

27 Dresses?! Now that's kind of embarrassing.

Posted by: Clitty Magoo at December 31, 2008 5:00 PM

Touche, Che!

Couldn't resist that one, either.

Posted by: bucdaddy at December 31, 2008 5:07 PM

Bad link on the The "Celebrity Rehab" TV Review

Otherwise, excellent list.

Posted by: Protoguy at December 31, 2008 5:32 PM

Just popping in to wish all the EEs a great 2009.

Posted by: Ranylt at December 31, 2008 6:02 PM

I guess this is for the losers stuck home with nothing better to do tonight. Thank goodness I have both Rudolph's Shiny New Year and Happy New Year, Charlie Brown on the DVR.

Posted by: Cindy at December 31, 2008 7:34 PM

Posted by: stipe42 at December 31, 2008 3:03 PM

I am too drunk to read this right now, but when I do, I think I'm going to find it very funny, stipe. Also, I love that you called Dustin "Dusty". Ha!! I see what you did there. Even though I'm getting kind of drunk. I can't even spell my own name, for crying out loud. I had to give up.

Happy freakin' new year, everybody!

Posted by: Anna von B at December 31, 2008 8:30 PM

I am at work today(damn hospital job!) and bored to tears. I keep visiting my favorite websites, but no one's posting. I just know it is gonna be a long day without comment threads! Throw a girl a break, and start a long, involved discussion of anything! Please!?

Posted by: rlr260 at January 1, 2009 1:17 PM

I'll be the Fat Penguin. Lets discuss hangover cures. I just drink water, clean the bathroom (Doesn't matter if I puked, I've been told this makes me a wonderful roommate.) and try to watch rap videos (They are usually pretty easy to follow and pretty shiny)

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at January 1, 2009 1:20 PM

I'll be glad to indulge you rlr260.

Posted by: Pookie at January 1, 2009 1:30 PM

So rlr260, what type of toys do you have?

Posted by: Pookie at January 1, 2009 1:32 PM

Boobs. Discuss.

Posted by: meaux at January 1, 2009 1:45 PM

Rhymes, I just provided you with the perfect opening line. rlr260 said she was bored and wanted to have a long discussion about anything. Now what rlr260 really meant was that she wanted a well-endowed guy to talk dirty to her. Rhymes let me explain something to you, women throw out hints all the time, but unfortunately guys like you don't pick up on those hints. I am very perceptive when it comes to females. I know what they like and what they hate, and what they like done to them. I got a talent, and my talent is the ladies.

Posted by: Pookie at January 1, 2009 1:52 PM

*BOW CHICKA WAW WA*

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 1, 2009 1:59 PM

Guys, listen, if you spend time focusing on the clit you will be amply rewarded. The reason I'm amazing when it comes to oral is because I take my time and make love to the clit. If you aren't spending at least thirty to forty-five minutes slowly licking your lovers clit, well then I will.

Posted by: Pookie at January 1, 2009 2:00 PM

Optimus my hangover routine preferably includes sex, water and sleep (lather, rinse, repeat) followed by shitty movies or cartoons and fresh, hot croissants from the oven filled with cheese and red pesto.

Pookie let's put your talents to the test. What hint is my middle finger giving you right now?

Posted by: Pants at January 1, 2009 2:02 PM

Stupid Stupid Stupid! That was a rookie mistake. "Hospital Job" should've been my hint that she's a bored and lonely nurse. With an outfit that doesn't hide anything.
Baby, you must be tired of being on your feet all day, lookin' after sick people. Lemme lay you down on a gurney and you can call me Dr. Feelgood.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at January 1, 2009 2:09 PM

I think with the new year here I'm not going to hold back as much as I did last year. I'm going to be more vocal and opinionated without being pushy or arrogant. I'm going to use pajiba more as a vehicle to express myself, kinda like a blog but I will still give my opinions on movies and society. Yes I'm working on my own blog, people have been constantly asking me where is your blog Pookie. And I think 2009 will present an opportunity to present the real Pookie, unplugged.

Posted by: Pookie at January 1, 2009 2:11 PM

ooooooy ssssshhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Post quietly people

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 1, 2009 2:13 PM

Pants I see no need to be rude to me, I'm giving my fellow pajiba males some helpful instructions which if you are a male should be quite beneficial to you. And if you are a female you are probably upset because you don't get that special treatment that you so richly deserve.

Posted by: Pookie at January 1, 2009 2:23 PM

So I am to believe that you are the master of suave and some sort of broad whisperer, but you have yet to figure out that I am in fact a girl?

Posted by: Pants at January 1, 2009 2:30 PM

"Broad Whisperer" Haha.
This isn't looking too good for you Pooks, looks like the Champ got a little lazy. Especially on this one as Pants is Broad where a Broad should be Broad.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at January 1, 2009 2:35 PM

This is true...

Posted by: Pants at January 1, 2009 2:37 PM

Listen Pants I was trying to spare you but if you want me to answer that question I will. The mere fact that you would give me the middle when I started my dissertation on Oral told be everything I needed to know about you. A man, a straight man would not get upset when he's giving valuable instructions on pleasing his old lady. A gay man would not have even responded to me, and a lesbian knows damn well how to please a woman so much like the gay man she would not waste her time responding to me. And now that only leaves you, a straight woman who's unfortunately not getting good head.

Posted by: Pookie at January 1, 2009 2:44 PM

Hahaha! I like the way your mind works. Your reasoning is very efficient. However, my gesture was in regards to:

"Rhymes, I just provided you with the perfect opening line. rlr260 said she was bored and wanted to have a long discussion about anything. Now what rlr260 really meant was that she wanted a well-endowed guy to talk dirty to her. Rhymes let me explain something to you, women throw out hints all the time, but unfortunately guys like you don't pick up on those hints.I am very perceptive when it comes to females. I know what they like and what they hate, and what they like done to them. I got a talent, and my talent is the ladies."

I found that remark a tad much and so I was curious as to how you would take the hint this woman threw at you. Which is badly. I would never stand in the way of someone giving cunnilingus tips. I am however a slow typer, which is why my comment was timed unfortunately. So by all means continue your oral lecture! I'll have the guy I'm currently sitting on read it once I get up off his face.

Posted by: Pants at January 1, 2009 3:04 PM

Wow I'm impressed, he's so good Pants you have the presents of mind to hold a conversation with me as you're getting serviced. Right, and I had a starring role on "Police Woman" and I fucked Angie Dickinson. Awww, so sad Pants, even the women reading this don't believe you.


Rhymes, because of your treachery we can no longer be friends and your actions will be dealt with.

Posted by: Pookie at January 1, 2009 3:25 PM

Wow I'm impressed, he's so good Pants you have the presents of mind to hold a conversation with me as you're getting serviced. Right, and I had a starring role on "Police Woman" and I fucked Angie Dickinson. Awww, so sad Pants, even the women reading this don't believe you.


Rhymes, because of your treachery we can no longer be friends and your actions will be dealt with.

Posted by: Pookie at January 1, 2009 3:25 PM

Yeah my mind gives me many presents. Like picturing your face when you realise you double-posted this hilarious typo...

Posted by: Pants at January 1, 2009 3:34 PM

Pants if the worst thing I've done today is double post, well then I'm ahead of the game.

Posted by: Pookie at January 1, 2009 3:36 PM

Pants, I seem to be more interesting than the guy who's face your sitting on.

Posted by: Pookie at January 1, 2009 3:38 PM

What can I say... Good insults turn me on!

Also, I have temporarily released him from between my thighs to go and fetch me a drink. So you have my full attention if there is anything else you'd like to throw at me.

Posted by: Pants at January 1, 2009 3:48 PM

How many personalities do you have, Pookie? I think I've discerned at least four from your writing in my time here, but then I'm only the #20 commenter so I may have missed some things.

I have no idea whether anyone else approaches Pajiba like me, but I generally try to form an impression of a real, live person behind the keyboard before I engage them directly (in other words, I try not to use the veil of internet anonymity to spout off blithely by posting things that I wouldn't say to someone's face). This isn't a strict guideline, just a rule of thumb that I use (particularly with the regulars). Some posters are obvious caricatures, but even in the case of someone like Skitz there's usually an identifiable consistency and cohesion to the underlying personality.

If it's there with you, Pookie, I have yet to find it. You are just all over the damn place, and it's always a revelation to see which facet you choose to expose at any given moment. I say that with equal parts admiration and trepidation; if you're a well-adjusted, sane individual then you are truly a remarkable writer. I'm not sure I have the fortitude to explore the alternative.

Carry on.

Posted by: Che Grovera at January 1, 2009 3:50 PM

Oh I'm sorry it's not the double post it should be "Presence" and I wrote "Presents." Now that is funny. In my haste to jump on someone, shit happens. Rhymes, you better go into Witness Protection because I'm coming for you. In 2008 I had a three strikes rule, now in 2009 I have zero tolerance policy.

Posted by: Pookie at January 1, 2009 3:50 PM

Well Che, that's the wonder of Pookie.

Posted by: Pookie at January 1, 2009 3:56 PM

No Pants, he didn't go fetch you a drink. His jaws got tired because he doesn't know what he's doing. And since you have compassion, you told him he was great, but deep down inside he left you unfulfilled.

Posted by: Pookie at January 1, 2009 4:02 PM

I'm a few hours late on the hangover cures, but after spending all day, night, and morning drinking, I woke up completely hangover-free. All thanks to Tylenol PM. I'm just really proud of this discovery, you can ignore me and keep talking about clits and Pookie's schizophrenia.

Posted by: Sabrina at January 1, 2009 4:08 PM

Why so little faith in your fellow man's oral abilities?

Posted by: Pants at January 1, 2009 4:14 PM

Well Che, that's the wonder of Pookie.

Posted by: Pookie at January 1, 2009 3:56 PM

Indeed.

Posted by: Che Grovera at January 1, 2009 4:15 PM

i posted pictures of my dog, 5r, on the pajiba facebook page.

he's a cure for all that ails, hangovers included.

Posted by: celery at January 1, 2009 4:16 PM

Cures hangovers, huh? Is it a dog? Or a GOD?!!

Posted by: meaux at January 1, 2009 4:20 PM

Wow. I think I should have been careful what I wished for. I went to lunch and returned to find a lively discussion. Yes, I am a nurse, and fortunately it has been a quiet day so far. So many other departments closed for the holiday that it feels like a Saturday. I'm just waiting for the docs to finish rounds and get out of here.

Totally off subject: I went to see "Slumdog Millionaire" Tuesday night. Good movie, totally worth the effort of driving across town to see it, since that was the only theater it's playing in here. However, if I had wanted to see "Marley and Me," I could have gone to my neighborhood theater less than 5 minutes away.

Posted by: rlr260 at January 1, 2009 4:22 PM

the ideal world would be a benevolent canine meritocracy, so he would be both.

Posted by: celery at January 1, 2009 4:23 PM

Okay, I just looked at those pictures, and he is pretty gosh-darned freakin' cute, miss celery!

Posted by: meaux at January 1, 2009 4:23 PM

Wait, wait, someone was sitting in someone's face at one point here..?!?!

DAMN YOU ALCOHOL!

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 1, 2009 4:30 PM

Why so little faith in your fellow man's oral abilities?

Posted by: Pants at January 1, 2009 4:14 PM

I'll intercede for Pookie on this one. The last woman I dated before I met my wife was stunned that I would go down on her at all and thrilled that I knew what I was doing. This was a very attractive woman in her 40s who had been divorced for a number of years and routinely dated younger men (which I believe was part of her satisfaction problem). It's just that guys are lazy and women are fakers and the little critter (Chinese euphemism) requires individualized attention to a) locate, and b) manipulate -- in other words, there's actual work involved.

I honestly feel bad for my first wife, because I don't think I truly discovered the clit until I was 40. On the other hand, she might still be around if I had figured it out sooner -- I guess things always work out in the end.

Posted by: Che Grovera at January 1, 2009 4:35 PM

the little critter (Chinese euphemism) requires individualized attention

*clap, clap* Truer words were never spoken, my friend. There out to be a medal for guys like you.

Oh, and nice euphemism.

Posted by: meaux at January 1, 2009 4:43 PM

(er, "ought to")

Posted by: meaux at January 1, 2009 4:44 PM

Clit smish, Barbado knows that what the ladies really love is the firm thrust of man-meat up their butthole.

Yeah, bitches know what I'm talkin' bout.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 1, 2009 4:46 PM

Way to kill the sexy BSlim...

Posted by: Pants at January 1, 2009 5:02 PM

I honestly feel bad for my first wife, because I don't think I truly discovered the clit until I was 40.

Don't worry Che, she didn't actually have one for you to find. In a related note, BSlim found her prostate.

Posted by: stipe42 at January 1, 2009 5:12 PM

Hahahahah, that's how I roll baby, none of that hipster cilt shit. I keep it real, raw, sweaty and brutal.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 1, 2009 5:16 PM

Don't worry Che, she didn't actually have one for you to find.

Posted by: stipe42 at January 1, 2009 5:12 PM

You know her?

I didn't want to delve into that in my original post lest I come off like a whiner, but in her case I believe part of my problem was that I was on a snipe hunt.

Posted by: Che Grovera at January 1, 2009 5:33 PM

OK, so only now am I realizing the full measure of your comment, stipe42. I'm stuck somewhere between amusement and insult in a Crying Game sort of way...

Posted by: Che Grovera at January 1, 2009 5:39 PM

Che you question my psyche which is fine because I've questioned it myself. I know why I made my comment about oral, but why did you feel the need to make yours?

Posted by: Pookie at January 1, 2009 5:49 PM

Stipe42 I discovered the clit in the seventh grade and it was introduced to me by a girl named Daphne. Since then son I wanted to lick every clit I could find. Don't get me wrong I love to fuck, but there's something about laying between a woman's legs and spending half the night face deep, son I got a passion for that shit.

Posted by: Pookie at January 1, 2009 5:56 PM

*blush* Oh my, is it getting hot in here?

Posted by: meaux at January 1, 2009 5:58 PM

Pajiba...After Dark


*Drop some Love Song on this Phil*

....yeah, all you hungover denizens of the "adult" grab a drink...and lay baaaaaaack

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 1, 2009 6:14 PM

Waitwaitwait...Slim, you'd better buy us ladies a drink or several for whatever you've got in mind, sir.

Posted by: meaux at January 1, 2009 6:16 PM

Trust me Meaux, it's better sober.

Posted by: Pookie at January 1, 2009 6:20 PM

"Trust me," he says....

Eep!

Posted by: meaux at January 1, 2009 6:23 PM

Mmmmmm, ok, drop your drink orders...

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 1, 2009 6:27 PM

oh god! not another tease.

Posted by: Pookie at January 1, 2009 6:29 PM

Hmmm, okay, I'll have that last Rickard's White in my fridge. No no, don't get up--I can grab that myself.

Mmm, beer....

Posted by: meaux at January 1, 2009 6:30 PM

Tease? What? Who, Slim?

Awww, dammit....

Posted by: meaux at January 1, 2009 6:32 PM

I discovered the clit in the seventh grade and it was introduced to me by a girl named Daphne.

I don't think that was Daphne, she's a good Christian girl, you know. Scooby got "Pookie" tattooed on his ass though. It's an understandable mistake Pooks. When the shadows are long behind the Mystery Machine, and a young Pookie with resplendent peach fuzzed cheeks goes looking for love whilst high to the clouds on Scooby Snacks, there can be confusion for an inexperienced boy blind with lust. Who among us can say with certainty that in such dire and foggy circumstances we would know the difference between a large clit perched atop a vagina, and a dog's tiny dick above a wee brown pucker?

And Shaggy, poor Shaggy. Staring with broken eyes at Scooby's betrayal, tears flowing even before Fred mounted him with a savage grunt.

Posted by: stipe42 at January 1, 2009 6:35 PM

Slim, apparently Meaux thinks this is some MTV type shit. Tell her that you and I are hardcore and if it feels right chances are it is right.

Posted by: Pookie at January 1, 2009 6:36 PM

I don't watch MTV, so I don't know what I think this is. Suspect I've either had too much to drink today...or not quite enough.

Hmm, do I need to get into the Crown Royal here? 'Cause that never ends well....

Posted by: meaux at January 1, 2009 6:40 PM

Bollocks, I'm off Pajiba for a few hours and I miss all the fun.
Suddenly Pookie has put a price on my head and told us a tale of his childhood.
This may be a bit much but I'll come out and say Pajiba did inspire me to go spelunking in the Special Valley a few weeks back. Afterwards, the girl followed me around like a puppy for days.
It is crazy what people can learn on the internet.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at January 1, 2009 6:44 PM

Listen Stipe42, that was a nice retort but it was filled with pain. You are among friends here, there is no need to try and reclaim your manhood by attacking me.

Posted by: Pookie at January 1, 2009 6:45 PM

Pajiba inspired you to do that, Optimus?!!

Godtopus bless this website!

Posted by: meaux at January 1, 2009 6:46 PM

The next goddamn American I hear say "Bollocks" I'm going to shoot myself.

Posted by: Pookie at January 1, 2009 6:49 PM

I've been watching Angel. And Spike's ridiculous accent is contagious.
Mo, I didn't really think about Pajiba at the time. But thinking back, I think it was lingering in my mind.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at January 1, 2009 6:54 PM

Oh sweetie, I should hope you weren't actively thinking about Pajiba while doing THAT! But any site that encourages this sort of behaviour in menfolk is worth its weight in gold.

Posted by: meaux at January 1, 2009 6:58 PM

Che you question my psyche which is fine because I've questioned it myself. I know why I made my comment about oral, but why did you feel the need to make yours?

Posted by: Pookie at January 1, 2009 5:49 PM

Questioning your own psyche is the first sign of mental health. I have no quarrel with you, Pookie, and I'm not intending to call you names.

To this reader, at the very least, it's just that you come across in a very fragmented manner -- alternately guttural, sensitive, thuggish (someone else's term), insightful. It's not necessarily what you talk about (I have no problem with having the virtues of the clitoris extolled, for instance) so much as how you talk about it at any given moment. You're a tough one to pin down, that's all.

It's not good. It's not bad. It just is.

Posted by: Che Grovera at January 1, 2009 7:17 PM

Optimus, please keep the Flowbee away from the Special Valley. Neither good times nor bad haircuts will result - just jail time.

Posted by: Iwantsprinkles at January 1, 2009 8:05 PM

Good to see you commenting more, Sprinks. And that is a truly twisted combination of the things I love. Keep up the good work.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at January 1, 2009 8:39 PM

Pookie, I am in 100% agreement with you. On everything. Seriously.

Carry on.

Posted by: buc at January 1, 2009 8:42 PM

I mean, ask AvB.

Posted by: bucdaddy at January 1, 2009 8:46 PM

Thanks Optimus, I'm hopeful that the things you love list doesn't include the jail time part.

Posted by: Iwantsprinkles at January 1, 2009 9:08 PM

Maybe being raised a certain way has led to many faces, I've always thought of myself as normal. I bore easily, I fall in love at the drop of a hat, I'm terrified of dogs and snakes, and I'm hell on a piece of pussy.

Posted by: Pookie at January 1, 2009 9:31 PM

Che you say I come across as very fragmented, but isn't everyone fragmented? I would think it not healthy to be one way all the time, maybe I'm fragmented because my moods change wildly moment by moment. I think I have a very good outlook, but for some reason I love when it gets really cloudy and it rains none stop. It reminds me of the time I went to Jamaica and it rained none stop, I thought I was in heaven, that was the best vacation I ever had.

Posted by: Pookie at January 1, 2009 9:45 PM

Oh Jesus Christ!

Now I can't watch Scooby Doo for the rest of my life without having that fucked up image crossing my mind!

Scooby's lecherous, wheezy laugh as Pookie buries his head between those big brown drumsticks!

Yeeeeeesh!

Posted by: Bane at January 1, 2009 11:21 PM

Man, rereading the 27 Dresses shitstorm takes me back. ...And reminds me how quickly assholes turn to the "sweetheart" and "dear" condescension bullshit. Sweet Jesus do I love that!

Posted by: serena at January 2, 2009 7:16 AM

HA! I just went and read that 27 Dresses thread, I originally missed it.

fucking classic

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 2, 2009 7:26 AM

Pajiba can't get anything past you Sherlock Slim.

Posted by: Pookie at January 2, 2009 8:33 AM

Elementary my dear doctor.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 2, 2009 8:44 AM

Listen buddy I'll be your friend but I refuse to be your "dear." I don't go in for that man on man stuff.

Posted by: Pookie at January 2, 2009 8:51 AM

"Bollocks."

Theory: Pants and Pookie might be the same person.

Posted by: HCE at January 2, 2009 12:38 PM

I have no doubt that Pookie is a bit..umm...off? But, unless Pants has new and sudden-onset Dissociative Identity Disorder, um, no. Not even close.

Posted by: Lainey at January 2, 2009 1:55 PM

Was i the only one who thought that "Tropic Thunder" was extremely overrated? People give it way too much credit for being satirical of Hollywood, but there really are no lines crossed in their commentary of modern filmmaking. It was basically just another so-so comedy with Ben Stiller that had a few good laughs and relied way too much on the premise to entertain. If people see that as edgy, then Hollywood is more pussy-fied than i thought. Hell, even "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" made for much better satire than That. As far as comedies go, i give it a 5 out of 10, max.

Posted by: smatt584 at January 2, 2009 8:50 PM

Was i the only one who thought that "Tropic Thunder" was extremely overrated? People give it way too much credit for being satirical of Hollywood, but there really are no lines crossed in their commentary of modern filmmaking. It was basically just another so-so comedy with Ben Stiller that had a few good laughs and relied way too much on the premise to entertain. If people see that as edgy, then Hollywood is more pussy-fied than i thought. Hell, even "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" made for much better satire than That. As far as comedies go, i give it a 5 out of 10, max.

Posted by: smatt584 at January 2, 2009 8:51 PM

dustin, writing these lists has indeed tested your knowledge of roman numerals; LIX is 59 and i think you wanted XLI which is 41.

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