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The 13 Most Awesomely Sexually Confident Movie Lines

By The Pajiba Staff | Lists | July 11, 2013 | Comments ()

By The Pajiba Staff | Lists | July 11, 2013 |

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I polled some of the Pajiba Staffers on this subject and their responses were…eclectic. So if you were looking for a glimpse into the sexual psyche of your Pajiban overlords, you’re in luck, Jack. The responses range from graphic to sweetly seductive and everything in-between. The language is most assuredly not safe for work. Feel free to add your own in the comments below. As for us? We’ll be in our bunks. — JR

Top GunTK
“Take me to bed or lose me forever.” — Carole

The Sure ThingCindy Davis
“How would you like to have a sexual encounter so intense it could conceivably change your political views?” — Gib

GhostbustersSarah Carlson
“I want you inside me.” — Zuul the Gatekeeper of Gozer

“Torchwood” — Steven Lloyd Wilson
“When was the last time you came so hard and so long you forgot where you are?” — Owen

Groundhog DayDustin Rowles
“You like boats, but not the ocean. You go to a lake in the summer with your family up in the mountains. There’s a long wooden dock and a boathouse with boards missing from the roof, and a place you used to crawl underneath to be alone. You’re a sucker for French poetry and rhinestones. You’re very generous. You’re kind to strangers and children, and when you stand in the snow you look like an angel.” — Phil
“How are you doing this?” — Rita
“I told you. I wake up every day, right here, right in Punxsutawney, and it’s always February 2nd, and there’s nothing I can do about it.” — Phil

My Blue HeavenTK
“You know it’s dangerous for you to be in the frozen food section.” — Vinnie
“Why’s that?” — Shaldeen
“Because you could melt all of this stuff” — Vinnie

Before SunsetJoanna Robinson
“Baby, you are going to miss that plane.” — Celine
“I know.” — Jesse

FletchSeth Freilich
“Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.” — Fletch
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Shark Attack 3: MegalodonCourtney Enlow
“But you know I’m really wired. What do you say I… take you home and eat your pussy.” — Ben

“I wanna be on you.” — Ron Burgandy

Something WildJR
“Coming?” — Lulu/Audrey
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“Do you have a bed somewhere?” — Violet
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Bull DurhamDaniel Carlson
“Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman’s back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.” —Crash Davis

*Yeah, yeah, yeah. One of them is a line from TV. Deal with it.

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