The 11 Crappiest Movies Of John Leguizamo’s Career
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Spawn: Perhaps the comic was unadaptable, but the filmmakers did the very dark material a further disservice by attempting to go comedic.
The Super Mario Bros.: C'mon, this is self-explanatory entry.
The Pest: Even worse than John starring in this film was the fact that he wrote it too.
Ice Age : Dawn of the Dinosaurs: This is the installment wherein mammoths existed alongside dinosaurs and, sadly, Scrat loses interest in his precious acorn to chase female squirrel tail.
A Pyromaniac's Love Story: This movie started out with a cute, funny title but failed entirely in the execution.
Empire: Leguizamo may have acted his ass off here, but the plot holes prevented the movie from taking off as planned.
Gamer: Yet another failed attempt to make Gerard Butler happen as more than a CGI-enhanced, muscle-bound hottie.
The Babysitters: This is a movie about a bunch of sitters who double as call girls for married men. Adorable, right?
The Happening: The plants should've plotted to kill this movie before it even . . . happened.
Love in the Time of Cholera: This movie did away with the subtle wit of the book and inserted a cigar-chomping Leguizamo in its place.
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Spun: I get the whole "anti-drug message used as entertainment" intention of this movie, but the stripper tied to the bed for four days just killed it for me.
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