By Dustin Rowles | Seriously Random Lists | December 6, 2012 | Comments (View)
I still can't believe that Katherine Heigl movie is actually called "One For The Money." It's almost as bad as Affleck's "Paycheck."
I had to sit here and convince myself that all of these were real movie posters.
When I glanced at Uma Thurman, I thought she was Lisa Kudrow. Not sure which of them should be insulted. Perhaps both of them should beat the kid who did the photoshop and call it a draw.
I always suspected Nicholas Cage had magical farts but I had no idea he could decimate a vehicle with them.
I can only assume this glaring omission was left out because the movie isn't out yet. GANGSTA SQUAD NEVA FORGET
Except for Hope Springs, these are also among the worst-rated movies of 2012 on Rotten Tomatoes. Hell, Playing For Keeps and A Thousand Words are both at 0%. That's lower than That's My Boy! Think about that for a second.
Omg...that Hope Springs poster is real?!?! Who's fat hand is that and why is it near our precious national treasure that is Meryl Streep?! Also that is clearly not even a real person! It's Meryl's face on top of some random body with a horrible wig photoshopped in. Someone actually spent money on that piece of crap.
I've already forgotten the title of the Meryl Streep thing. No, seriously, I just looked at it and have no idea.
I have a feeling the 10 worst from last year looked exactly like this. And the year before that. And the year before that...
These are actually some of the worst movie posters I've ever seen. Well done Rowles.
I watch and keep up with the NBA regularly and I have never heard of Thunderstruck.
I'm just gonna go ahead and assume that it's no Space Jam. But then again, no film is.
It looks like a budget remake of Like Mike
12 hours...$10 Million dollars...Carnac: Name the time and budget wasted in making this movie.
Damn, I didn't know Kevin Durant had a debilitating condition that atrophied his right leg while strangely making it longer. Kudos to him for keeping the courage and strenght to keep playing.
That can't be the worst That's My Boy poster; it doesn't even feature Adam Sandler in stupid looking glasses
Holy shit, the Photoshop Fairy was busy with Uma and Catherine...
Wow. I don't think a single one of these made it this side of the Atlantic.
That Hope Springs poster is definitely buried deep in my uncanny valley.
Thanks for the reminder......Screw you Heigl for ruining Stephanie Plum. A@@hole.
"So, do you have our poster for 'That's My Boy?' No, it CAN'T wait till you go to the can."
Oh the effort that went into making the "That's My Boy" poster!! Wonder where exactly the movie budget went into? Certainly not the movie.
And I always confuse Stolen with Taken 2. What was the difference between those two?
Why does Uma Thurman look like Joe Camel? Easy up the Photoshop already...
Side note: 10 movie posters and two feature minorities, who says Hollywood is too white?
I thought she looked like she was about to sneeze.