Pajiba

abstruse

Cacophony. Also...motherfucker. And every other curse word out there. Or maybe I'm just in a mood.

Discombobulated

Genuflect

Bessmyrthnykh.

Elbow

Ecdysiast.

Nefarious

Oppulent

Wanker.

Banana Oil

Hold.Thuh.Phone. Since when is it not Pajeeba? Blurg blah bleekstrom tark gnu! Pars palavo copstle dumgos pik, toski mallow orgestra caldu misan, pik poggish tobbeh gishpal pik dorgi dumgos dilge paspo pik migar doleh, bitches.

Corpulent

Craptacular

Pulchritudinous.

Imbroglio.

scrumptious
flatulent
discorporeal
regurgitated
chortle
slatternly (just for some variotion)
and I third "discombobulated"

temerity

It always sounds to me like it should mean the opposite of what it does.

Banana Oil

AKA, a lubricantly lubricious Sunday eve...

Awesome-ifurous [Awesomifurous?]

P.S.
Just discovered this link:
http://www.cracked.com/article_15269_from-cromulent-to-craptacular-top-12-simpsons-created-words.html

cats -n- jam - er

Stress on cats (1st) and jam (2nd), assume a schwa on n and er.

Seriously, can we get some IPA tags up in this bitch?

I liked "antidisestablishmentarianism", & having it in the arsenal for any surprise Longest Words discussion, but then Burger King or somebody featured it in a commercial, complete with CGI talking baby. So now that word I know is, by default, that word I saw on a Burger King commercial. Thanks, jerks!

Twatwaffle.

As in, "Hi, my name is Werner Brandes. My voice is my passport. Verify Me."

And thus ended TK's last computer date.

Bedlam

Squalor

Vacillate. (Maybe.)

Dear Mrs. Julien,
1. I am watching the BBC/A&E Pride and Prejudice RIGHT NOW! Because the semester has ended and I have free time!!!!!!!!!!
2. When I'm not reciting every line along with the characters I will be sure to call Lydia "slattern" for you. That pretty much just means during the musical breaks, though. And even then I tend to sing. I'm starting to figure out why nobody will ever watch this movie with me.
3. Abject and Moribund
4. Really the "free time" deserves more exclamation points, but I thought it was getting excessive. Plus, I have to dash as we're about to meet Lady Catherine (she's my favorite)!
xoxo

Dear Estate of ThunderSacTriumph,

Is there anything I should be calling dibs on?

Kisses,
Mrs. Julien

Myxlplyx!

Thrust

Twat

Humdinger

snugglebunny > cuddlebunny

Sordid Cocksucker.

Dear Mrs. Julien,

The large stockpile of slingshots and marbles he was "amassing for the Lego Apocalypse" have been left to his younger brother, in hopes "he will survive that tumultuous time and reign as King of New Pangea." The only other thing of interest is a signed, autographed headshot of Nicolas Cage that appears to have been torn to pieces and reassembled many times. We have not yet set a date for the auction of this item. Please forgive my delayed response, as this has been a very difficult time for all involved.

Defenestrate.

Fundament...but, you have to use some Hugo Weaving style pronunciation JUST as a honey built like a Brazilian porn star sashays past.

Pork...in that tense and used as a verb, just for the annoyance factor.

... use some Hugo Weaving style pronunciation JUST as a honey built like a Brazilian porn star sashays past.

I'll be right over.

Debatably, they are, in fact, words for me.

Cocksucker is a fantastic word but I never understood why it is used as an insult. It sounds more like a compliment to me. I quite like cocksuckers. Yes, I'm talking to you, you fabulous cocksucker you.

Cockbiter, on the other hand, is a really awful word and should be reserved for the most wicked of criminals.

Another conversation:
MY GIRLFRIEND: Oh, what is that word?
ME: Turgid?
MY GIRLFRIEND: No, it's the word that is a real college word, it means the placing of things side by side?
ME: Cocksucker? Thrust? Twat? Skedaddle?
MY GIRLFRIEND: No, you're going to make me forget it!
ME: Intercourse?
MY GIRLFRIEND: No.
ME: Are you sure it wasn't intercourse?
MY GIRLFRIEND: Yes.

I'm inclined to believe her.

Oh, and she likes the words "juxtaposition" and "Helvetica".

Cockbiter, on the other hand, is a really awful word and should be reserved for the most wicked of criminals.

This should've been posted in that Grossest Words thread. superasente made sure that I was never going back there again (*barely suppressed dry heave*). Although...I did just remind myself that I didn't post 'bilious' over there. It's both a gross and satisfying word. It's satisfying because my overly proper mother can never bring herself to say the word "fart". She says that people are 'bilious' instead. That look on her face when I correct 'bilious' with 'fart' still makes me laugh.

Bastard. Also, bastard is the most satisfying word to say in the English language. Maybe any language.

Antediluvian

Opulent

Trollop

Winter

Lilac

Crush

Snark

Fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck

Potato

In honour of this site, I have coined, and have been dying to use the word:
PAJIBBER JABBER!

"Is it your coccyx? Oh God, I hope it isn't your coccyx."

Name that wonderful movie.

*cheering 'Callipygian' whilst folding moist dollar bills the long way*

Mo - I pronounce it as Cats-en-jam-mer.
But my pronunciation is based solely on the sitcom Black Books, where one of the lead characters is named Fran Katzenjammer.

Well, now... I done learnt me somethin' today.
I think.

I always thought it was pronounced, [Cat-zen-hammer]

Yeah... Fuck.

Fuck Yeah!

Moxie

Also, cockmonkey.

Splunge.
Lemon.
Helm.
Mull.
Cumbria.
Caravaggio.

And, yes, fuck.
Also, cunt.

Mellifluous... just drips off the tongue like honey (see what I did there?)

And I gotta agree with fuck. Sometimes it's just the perfect word for the occasion.

Posted by: HungryHungryHippolyta at December 21, 2010 12:24 PM

And it is things just like that which justify my affection for this site.

I'm still gonna pronounce it pajeeba though.

ululating

Sesquipedalianistic.

tmesis

onomatapeia

Gesundheit

Honestly, "fuck" is one of my favorite words in the English language. There's nothing in Spanish that hits quite as hard.

quijix.

Not a real word but the name of my some day fast food joint. Its not that I really want a nationwide chain of fast food places, but that I used to play the alphabet game on road trips when I was a kid, and I always thought there should be a place that had hard to find letters in its name.

rendezvous
risqué
charade
clandestine
rapscallion

Also, I must agree with agent bedhead on the choice of wanker. It's a marvellous word and one I use quite frequently. Other favourites include tosspot, fuck-knuckle and tool-shiner

Gross.

Honestly, Katzenjammer is not pronounced "cat sen jam mer". It's "cut-zen-yah-mer". You English must steal everything from everyone and then piss on it so people won't want it back because it's unrecognizable, don't you?

Schadenfreude.

Also, clitoris only rolls off the tongue when you do it right.

Tallywacker.