By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (19)
Each Time You Like, Share, Tweet or Stumble a Pajiba Post, An Angel Does the Paul Rudd Dance
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Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at July 13, 2011 11:59 AM
I can't believe you forgot "great list". Douchebag.
Posted by: PandemIc at July 13, 2011 12:02 PM
Is it Meta Day today? I marked my metaphorical calendar but its transcendence mislead me.
Posted by: Mrs. Julien at July 13, 2011 12:02 PM
That was poetry Mrs. Julien. Well done!
Posted by: Socraz6 at July 13, 2011 12:06 PM
What, no "This list is balls?”
“I can’t believe you left off "Go kill yourself?”
I LOVED "My IQ went down just from reading this list!" How dare you put it on this list.”
I don’t mean to be that guy, but how could you leave off "This list is bad, and you should feel bad?”
Why wouldn’t you include "U R SUTPID?" It’s almost like you’re trying to piss me off.”
How could you forget "Ten most, don't you mean the first ten you thought of off the top of your head ?" Maybe next time try doing a little research.”
Did you hit send to early or did you really mean to leave off "Well that's one minute of my life I'm not getting back?”
Posted by: cockroach at July 13, 2011 12:09 PM
I LOVED "You Suck" How dare you put it on this list.
It's not my fault for making that mistake, it's yours, your list was so boring I fell asleep half way through!
Posted by: cockroach at July 13, 2011 12:12 PM
Yeah, I'm with all of the above.
Posted by: Zirze at July 13, 2011 12:14 PM
I can't believe you left off "Well, I guess Pajiba really is becoming the new ____________. It was fun while it lasted, blah blah flouncecakes."
I don't read all your lists, but I see one of those nearly every time I do.
Posted by: Melodie at July 13, 2011 12:14 PM
I always love this one:
"GOD, does this website post nothing but lists anymore? I thought this was a MOVIE website. I'm never coming here again!"
Posted by: Figgy at July 13, 2011 12:20 PM
Top Ten Most Common Responses to the Offer of a Cookie:
1. Yes, please!
2. No, thank you.
3. What kind are they?
4. Yes, but only half one, I'm on a diet, thanks!
5. Ew, I hate cookies and sunshine and puppies and good things in general.
6. Fuck off I'm diabetic and have Tourettes.
7. I can't have one right now, but I'll take one and save it for later. I might also secretly throw it away, because while I don't actually like cookies, I'm too big of a chickenshit to deny your offer of a cookie that I don't want to your face.
8. I would love one, and can I take some home for my family to enjoy? By family I mean "me, later".
9. Take your cookies and jump right up my ass, do not pass Go, do not collect $200.
10. I will take all your cookies, and your wallet, and your kidneys. Now.
Posted by: StoatCat at July 13, 2011 12:21 PM
Wait, the Top 10 list was released? Was I living under a rock? I check Pajiba several times a day and didn't see it?!!!!
Arg.
Posted by: Miss Heather at July 13, 2011 1:09 PM
Why a base 10? I understand that given the configuration of our appendages, and the corresponding bias towards a similar system in absract concepts 10 is the most common integer, but really some lists need 15 or more (ways in which TK wants you to die), some need only 3 or less (sexual acts too depraved for Kballs) and the padding or culling required to meet the arbitary 10 number weakens an otherwise excellent conceit. Let the other numbers shine, and give 10 digits a rest. (obligitory 10 digits sexual joke that is both juvenile and unfunny).
I want the recipies for flouncecakes. They sound like the greatest carnival food ever.
Posted by: Mrcreosote at July 13, 2011 1:31 PM
mrcreosote is ON FIRE today!
Posted by: Mrs. Julien at July 13, 2011 1:49 PM
Yeah, "flouncecakes" made my day too.
I'MMA FLOUNCECAKES! C-YA!
Posted by: MM at July 13, 2011 2:43 PM
/metalistfail
Posted by: Protoguy at July 13, 2011 5:19 PM
I can't believe you left off:"number __ should be higher".
/listfail.
Posted by: Adrien at July 13, 2011 5:24 PM
"They all suck. Lists are dumb."
Posted by: MRod at July 14, 2011 8:41 AM
Best. List. Ever. :p
Posted by: Ioana Liliana at July 16, 2011 7:18 AM
BLABLABLA "Cut it out with R-square (or any man you happen to love that particular day)"
Posted by: James at July 20, 2011 1:07 AM
Wow people on the internet really love _______ don't they?
(RIMSHOT! I'm here all night folks. Try the fish.)