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All-Time Television Breeding Grounds

A Seriously Random List XXII / Dustin Rowles

Seriously Random Lists | November 17, 2008 | Comments (47)


Though it’s come a long way, more often than not, television is still a last-stopping point for washed-up movie actors heading out to pasture (see, Martin Sheen). Sometimes they find a second-life (see, Martin Sheen, Rob Lowe, Jason Bateman, Sarah Jessica Parker, Jason Lee, Alec Baldwin, Kyra Sedgewick, most of The Desperate Housewives), though most often, they’re either relegated forever to television (Charlie Sheen, Jennifer Love Hewitt, probably Jason Lee), or they fade into oblivion (probably Christian Slater, Brooke Shields, among many, many others so deep into oblivioun that they’re names escape me).

There are a lot of notable shows, to, that are so successful that the actors are forever associated with it, making the transition to the big-screen difficult, regardless of how popular they are (see, the cast of “Friends,” “Seinfeld,” “Cheers” (save for Woody). But what about those shows that launch the careers of movie stars who, eventually, are able to distance themselves from the show. I’m talking about the television equivalent of The Outsiders or Dazed and Confused, shows that introduce new faces that eventually rise the ranks of Hollywood studios and make bigger names for themselves in movies or other television shows.

Here are the top five television breeding grounds:

5. “In Living Colour”. Launched the careers of: Jim Carey, Jamie Foxx, Damon, Keenan, and Shawn Wayans, Jennifer Lopez.

4. “Felicity”. Launched the careers of: Keri Russell, Scott Speedman, Scott Foley, Greg Grunberg, Jennifer Garner.


3. “St. Elsewhere”: Launched the careers of: Howie Mandel, David Morse, Denzell Washington, Mark Harmon, Alfre Woodard, and Chad Allen. Both Ernie Hudson and Helen Hunt also had early career stints on the show.

2. “Freaks and Geeks”: Launched the careers of: James Franco, Linda Cardellini, Seth Rogen, Jason Segal, Martin Starr, Lizzy Caplan, Rashida Jones.



1. “Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place”: Launched the careers of: Ryan Reynolds and Nathon Fillion.










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Comments

I'm not sure there is any way to argue with your list or change placement around - or that placement even matters.

"ER" also spawned a couple of careers, and resuscitated (pun intended) a couple as well.

Posted by: Cindy at November 17, 2008 3:14 PM

Um, SNL?!

Posted by: amanda47 at November 17, 2008 3:24 PM

Although it didn't launch their careers, can we give an honorable mention to "PeeWee's Playhouse" for Laurence Fishburne, Phil Hartman, and S. Epatha Merkerson?

Posted by: branded at November 17, 2008 3:25 PM

Felicity?

Keri Russell - OK

Scott Speedman - Who?

Scott Foley - I may know what he looks like, but he has a sucessful career somewhere?

Greg Grunberg - Does it count as a career if the same person keeps putting an actor in his stuff?

Jennifer Garner - OK

Posted by: Three-nineteen at November 17, 2008 3:26 PM

Dammit amanda, you beat me. I can't imagine anything beating it out.

Posted by: Eep at November 17, 2008 3:32 PM

Dustin, are you seriously going to make me watch Two Guy, a girl, and a pizza place in order to find Nathon Fillion?

You bastard.

/Checks prices on Two Guys, A girl DVDs

Posted by: Jim at November 17, 2008 3:34 PM

Did you forget Buffy the Vampire Slayer, or did you discount it for some reason?

Sarah Michelle Gellar
David Boreanaz
James Marsters
Alyson Hannigan
Seth Green (his adult career)
Michelle Trachtenberg
Eliza Dushku
DB Woodside (maybe, does two seasons of "24" count as successful?)

Posted by: Three-nineteen at November 17, 2008 3:35 PM

No Mickey Mouse Club? In addition to spawning the horde of pop stars (who also sometimes act) the show had Keri Russell before Felicity, and Ryan Gosling.

Posted by: Ana8el at November 17, 2008 3:37 PM

Gah, Two Guys is responsible for those two?

Now I dislike that show more than I ever did.

Are they even 'stars' nowadays? I mean, I never hear about either of those two outside of Pajiba. And I can't stand Ryan Reynolds. Yes, I said it.

Buffy should be there instead.

Posted by: figgy at November 17, 2008 3:58 PM

I'd like to point out that Sarah Michelle Gellar had been great as the bitch on Swan's Crossing long before Buffy.

Posted by: elizabeth at November 17, 2008 4:00 PM

All thirteen weeks of it.

Posted by: elizabeth at November 17, 2008 4:01 PM

If there's a rule of "and still going strong (like it or not)" then Buffy's definitely discounted for the most part. David, Alyson and Seth are still doing okay I guess.

Posted by: Jay at November 17, 2008 4:05 PM

Gellar was on "All My Children", too. And who was the chick in that pizza place show? I forget.

Posted by: kalafraja at November 17, 2008 4:05 PM

Three-nineteen - Scott Speedman was pretty good in The Strangers, one of the better horror/thriller movies to come out recently. Other than that, I think the only thing I can recall him in was the Underworld movies, and we won't go there.

Posted by: Snath at November 17, 2008 4:13 PM

I second the Swans Crossing love. Good call elizabeth.

Posted by: Shanno at November 17, 2008 4:18 PM

He just did it to rile us up. You need to understand Buffy fans. He does it to get the reaction, to get his jollys.
Hmm. Let me put it in a way we can understand.
In the words of Admiral Ackbar, "It's a Trap!"

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at November 17, 2008 4:26 PM

The other Guy in "Two Guys..." has been in tons of stuff, ditto for the Girl. Nowhere near as awesome as Nathan Fillion or Ryan Reynolds, but they get a lot of work.

I just realized that I probably know way to much about Two Guys, A Girl, and A Pizza Place. I'm going to stick my head in an oven.

Posted by: Scourgie at November 17, 2008 4:37 PM

Marry me, Joel Hodgson. I don't care about the wig or the silk shirt. Just please, *whispers* please, marry me.

Posted by: Amelia Bedelia at November 17, 2008 4:38 PM

kalafraja/>: The girl in the pizza place was Traylor Howard. She is on "Monk" now. (hanging head in shame that I know that, watch the stupid show far too often and enjoy it far too much. I am old.)

Posted by: Lee at November 17, 2008 4:47 PM

wow, Swan's Crossing... I hadn't thought about that in years! Thanks for that. (You know, I for some reason thought that I watched it while getting ready for school in my junior or senior year of HS... but I just looked it up and it aired during the summer. When I was 21. Also, I could have sworn Malanie Lynskey was on it, but it would appear not. Huh. Stupid unreliable memory.)

Also, how did I never see the episode of 2 Guys where their brains were switched?! Hahah! Awesome. (Also, Traylor Howard is currently on Monk.)

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at November 17, 2008 4:48 PM

stupid html formatting...

Posted by: Lee at November 17, 2008 4:49 PM

slaps paddle menacingly into his hand

Ok Figgy, you've gone and dissed Fillion. Meet me behind the shed, it's high time you've had a whuppin'.

Posted by: lordhelmet at November 17, 2008 5:15 PM

Nathan Fillion was on "One Life to Live." He was pretty hot there. And very pretty.

Posted by: rlr260 at November 17, 2008 5:17 PM

Don't forget that Donald Faison, a.k.a. Turk, was prominently involved in Felicity, too.

Posted by: Abe Froman at November 17, 2008 5:33 PM

What on earth has James MArsters done since Buffy?

And no Dawson's Creek?

Posted by: Farfalina at November 17, 2008 6:23 PM

Aww! I just had a marathon of Freaks and Geeks for old time's sake last week.

Posted by: Austin at November 17, 2008 6:41 PM

Never watched Felicity or Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza place.

Now I know why.

Posted by: NotBlonde at November 17, 2008 6:42 PM

I ... really hate to do this, but, um ... how do I put this ... unusually for this site, YOUR SPELLING/GRAMMAR MAKES ME CRY.

"oblivoun" = typo, I get that, but "they're names escape me"?

Come on, man. I expect to be snobby WITH you, not AT you.

Posted by: Ilsa at November 17, 2008 7:02 PM

James Marsters was on Torchwood, with curly brown hair which is still weird seeing. And I don't watch "Torchwood" really, I just look at still pictures of Eve Myles most of the time (yeah, another one of those. I admire people with the ferocity to actually dive in and watch anything for crushy people) But they at least put her into the Doctor Who two part finale this year so it was like "hey, three Torchwood people I like in a story I want to watch! Thank you, Russell T. Davissss!"

And why do I always think the Two Guys show is the same show as the Zoe, Duncan.... show? Never saw a second of either, but they share the same "ehhh, I'm not gonna watch that" era in my mind.

Posted by: Jay at November 17, 2008 7:20 PM

May I suggest...Melrose Place.

Kristin Davis - Sex in the City
Courtney Thorne-Smith - What About Jim
Lisa Rinna - Veronica Mars, various TV movies

Plus an adult role for Alyssa Milano (pre-Charmed) and a place to go for Jack Wagner and the fabulous Amanda Woodward, I mean Heather Locklear.

Posted by: jules at November 17, 2008 7:30 PM

Yes, Jay - thank you! I was wracking my brain because I knew I'd seen him somewhere. Those episodes were actually kind of cool.

Posted by: Cindy at November 17, 2008 7:38 PM

The brilliant part of the Geeks & Freaks clip was that you used a Jason Schwartzman clip to up-stage all of those actors. Genius, I say.

Posted by: Phil at November 17, 2008 7:41 PM

Oh and the Recent Comments will come back online, right?

(no big rush, everything else is running a lot more smoothly now)

Posted by: Jay at November 17, 2008 7:48 PM

Jay --

Near as I can tell, it may have been the recent comments that was causing the glitches. I'm afraid I've got to say goodbye to it for now.

Posted by: Dustin Rowles at November 17, 2008 8:05 PM

What are the poor spambots gonna do when they valiantly try to reignite three month old posts?

Think of the bots!

Posted by: Jay at November 17, 2008 8:10 PM

lordhelmet BRING IT!

And come on, you know I don't like any of the Whedon gang...

Hmm I better bring a posse. After that admission I have a feeling it won't be just one guy with a giant helmet and a cape...

Posted by: figgy at November 17, 2008 8:57 PM

No Busy Philips as Kim Kelly in Freaks and Geeks? Blackballed because of Dawson's Creek?

Posted by: Anne at November 17, 2008 10:18 PM

My first vote is for Soap.

Billy Crystal,Robert Guillaume, Jay Johnson,Richard Mulligan, Robert Urich

-Recurring roles-
Gordon Jump,Howard Hesseman,Joe Mantegna

Maybe also Family Ties, Saved by the Bell, Cosby Show. At a stretch you have Happy Days as well. Robin Williams, Scott Baio, Pat Morita

Posted by: Richmac at November 17, 2008 11:48 PM

Maybe Happy Days is not a stretch when you can add Ron Howard, Penny Marshall, Cindy Williams, Ted McGinley.

Also: how the hell can you forget Taxi?!!!?

Judd Hirsch,Tony Danza,Danny DeVito,Marilu Henner
Christopher Lloyd,Andy Kaufman,Jeff Conaway,Carol Kane.

Hell Rowles...you are much smarter than I but my list of: Taxi, Happy Days, Soap, Cosby Show, and Family Ties, whacks yours in a very solid fashion if I maybe so bold this once.

Posted by: richmac at November 18, 2008 12:00 AM

David Morse was on St. Elsehwere, too!
He is kind of a quiet actor who ends up playing Dads a lot (Contact, Down in the Valley, Hound Dog) and I have a huge crush on him. Maybe that could be a diversion: character actors who we love.

Posted by: Ada Haze at November 18, 2008 8:01 AM

Dustin, Please tell me you blushed -- just for a second -- when you added Two Guys a Girl and a Pizza Place to this list. Please. I know you're bi-curious for Ryan Reynolds and Nathan Fillion, and that's fine, but don't let it cloud your judgment to the point that you really consider them STARS whose careers were LAUNCHED by that steaming shitpile of a show. I don't think either one of these guys has much name recognition outside of Pajibaland (though if there WERE a Godtopus -- and there ain't -- Reynolds would have even less recognition and Fillion would have more).

Posted by: Jimbob at November 18, 2008 12:50 PM

Abe, I'm pretty sure Donald Faison had already come to fame as Dion's boyfriend in Clueless before Felicity.

Posted by: elizabeth at November 18, 2008 2:04 PM

Perhaps a longer list should be done to satisfy us? There are a whole slew of shows that have jumpstarted certain actors careers.

Posted by: ph at November 18, 2008 2:57 PM

What about Sisters? George Clooney got started on Sisters, and nobody remembers him from that show anymore.

Posted by: Lucas at November 18, 2008 7:15 PM

wasn't Ed Begley Jr. on St. Elswhere, too?

my vaote, being a canuck, would be for SCTV:

John Candy and Martin Short became famous in their own right; Eugene Levy and Catherine O'Hara have done wonderful work with Christopher Guest and the rest of the Waiting for Guffman et al. crew (the only blight on Levy's resume would be the American Pie franchise); Rick Moranis shrunk his kids and was Sigourney Weaver's key master; Joe Flaherty was Lindsay and Sam's dad on Freaks and Geeks.

Posted by: causaubon at November 20, 2008 11:05 AM

Harold Ramis is also an SCTV alum.

Posted by: causaubon at November 20, 2008 11:07 AM

Is what Howie Mandel has really called a 'career'?

Posted by: SofaChip.com at November 21, 2008 12:51 PM