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John Bonjovi has been with his high school sweetheart forever. He was never with Diane Lane.

He was with Diane Lane for a while, for he split from Dorothea before marrying her.

Diane Lane and JBJ should have stayed together!

Seriously.. WTF ?

Zachary Quinto?? He's super handsome but unfortunately gay :(

Zachary Quinto is gay...

Can you imagine Johnny Depp and Ellen Barkin having sex?
You can now.
(I bet she was more than he could handle. Way more.)

Yeah so tell me again about how Patrick Wilson would bang Lena Dunham

Holy. I had no idea about most of these. The Mia/Frank thing is well known and regularly comes up (and the less said about Thornton, the better), but I'm floored otherwise!

Also: the older I get, the more I lust after young Woody H. Off to go watch some "Cheers" episodes.

MIchelle Pfeiffer and Fisher Stevens(on) (?).

When did James Woods and Heather Graham film a version of Lolita?

Spade must have a bigger joystick than Neesom considering the disparity between he and his various consorts... Sheesh, I guess it does give hope to the rest of us schmoes.

What, did he trade personality for inches to the weiner genie?

Man, the '80s had some *rough* styling. Just... really rough.

Hmmm.

I shrug my shoulders and go "meh."

Quinto and Pennetiamnotgonnatrytospellherlastname; her dead sad eyes on second picture makes me understand why she has such bad taste in men. I mean, was she not rumored to be with the man who played her dad?

i look at this image of liam neeson and brooke shields and i see paul dano and brooke shields

I don't like seeing Kristen Bell with anyone but Dax

I love reminding myself of Sandra and the Gos every so often, back when I was barely into puberty, and oh, my god, YOUNG HERCULES IS DATING SANDRA BULLOCK.

I'm pretty sure Hayden Panetierre and Zachary Quinto never dated. When those photos were taken she was 16 and dating 32 year old Milo Ventimiglia. So. Creepy.

Yeah, also, Quinto publicly came out as gay so… yeah, they never dated

Hence the struckthrough "his beard".

She was 19, right? I mean it was still gross, but it wasn't that gross.

Sadly, no. They were dating before she turned 18. It was a badly kept secret. They only publicly came out as a couple when she was of legal age.

Liam Neeson got around! Brooke, Helen Mirren, Janice Dickinson when she didn't look like an alien...I guess the word of his gigantic weiner went around fast in certain circles...

...Julia Roberts when they were in "Satisfaction."

I see what you did there.

Whoaaaaa. Some of these chicks had weird taste.

I am cracking up that the pop-up ad is suggesting that I watch a Guy Ritchie short for H&M. It's like he's saying, "Don't forget me n' Madge! Don't forget that, you guys!"

Yes, my imaginary Guy Ritchie says "you guys". He also calls pajamas "jimjams" but that's neither here nor there.

I have the world's biggest crush on Veronic . . . Kristen Bell. But my god, does she have bad taste in men.

I dunno, I've kind of warmed up to Dax Shepard thanks to Parenthood!

What!!!! I dont believe half of this scoop.
Julie Bowen and enough said?
Rosario Dawson... hmnn ok dating a director I understand.
Johnny Depp and Barkin, oddest, so frigging oddd.
Glenn Close and Woody, best cloths ensemble.
These pics makes me miss the 80s. Fun times.

Oh I remember when Renee Zellwegger was dating my Jack. I might have threatened to slap her eyes open...might have.

Photoshop challenge: what would each of those couples offspring look like?

Who has the greater age disparity Harry Dean Stanton and Rebecca De Mornay or James Woods and Heather Graham.

Stanton/DeMornay by more than 10 years.

Seeing Carole Kane makes me want to watch Student Bodies again so badly.

And Trees Lounge

Oh my god, Diane Lane and Jon Bon Jovi are giving me life!

Didn't he write "You Give Love a Bad Name" about her? I'm pretty sure I heard that somewhere.

Should also put Liam Neeson and Cher. And Liam and Helen Mirren(tell me that those two didn't have epic sex).

so hot : Rebecca De Mornay and Harry Dean Stanton
I dont know why....

Me too!

I was going to write this same comment! Except I know why...because Harry Dean Stanton is complete hot stuff. And about 50 years older than me. Whatevs.

Too early for TomKat? lol

Tom and anybody, really

No, I've always thought he fit with Nicole Kidman. Her plastic face, and his plastic soul worked somehow, until it didn't.

Hey, his soul is real man. There's just no woman pure enough to really bond with it.

I admire Woody Harrelson's taste in women.

Is anyone upset that JLove got her hands on Patrick Wilson?! Come on!

The internet has already raged about Patrick Wilson's choice of sex partner enough for one week. I think we're all just too fatigued to muster any more emotion.

Touché.

Woody needs to go back to rocking those sweaters and glasses

I thought the Bullock/Gosling thing was only ever rumor, not reality?

I remember them together, I think it lasted a good little time too.

Nope. It was the real deal. They met on that Murder By Numbers movie.

I had NO IDEA that was ever even a rumor. I sort of hope it's true though because that is HOT.

Aren't David Cross and Amber Tamblyn still together and married?

I think they just fit under the "Odd" category. I kinda love them.

Useless information: Questlove instagrammed their wedding. Plus she's still friends with her co-stars from "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants" and they all came to a David Cross wedding. Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds, and America Ferrara all showed up. Her wedding dress was yellow. Her dad is Dr. Lawrence Jacoby from Twin Peaks. All these things.

Aaaaand I'm old again. Russ Tamblyn is Riff! He's one of the Seven Brothers!

And he's in War of the Gargantuas.

DANCING GANGSTERS!

I feel young and gay again.

Gideon, in fact.

"I don't remember a Frank in the Bible!"

And I'm pretty sure we had a pajiba post about it on plove, too.

Yes indeed, kittens! http://www.pajiba.com/miscella...

James Woods looks lecherous as fuck. And what was Rosario Dawson doing? He must be 40 years older than her.

Hey now! The age difference is only, uh...23 years.

It looks much, much worse. Like let-me-help-you-wipe-grandpa worse.

She is still doing.....

Gross.

Julie Bowen and David Spade look enough alike that I think their relationship should count as a form of masturbation.

I would love to watch Bon Jovi and Diane Lane have sex but not as much as I'd love to listen to Malkovich and Pfeiffer have sex.

IN Dangerous Liaisons, Pfeiffer and Malkovich were hugely chemical and had some very tense scenes together. Great stuff. Also, Diane Lane and JBJ really look like they "go" together and that they are having fun sincerely.

They probably still did the deed for years despite Jon was married to his high school girlfriend.

Oh Hayden, every time I see a blind item about a beard, I will now think of you.

Holy crap, did James Woods date Heather Graham while she was 15?

Well, Wood is on record as saying he only dates young women, no matter his age, because you can "only train puppies, not grown dogs."

P.S.: Blerg.

Seriously? Ew. Whatevs, if he doesn't want the cougars, I'm up for it.

23 years is a bit more than your typical age difference, granted. I'm not judging.

My shock isn't the age difference per se, but more the part where however (I'm sure legally) old she is, she seriously looks about 15 there. I don't exactly judge it, but I do look slightly askance at it.

A couple of these photos look like parents with their children.

Like Barbra Streisand with Andre Agassi?

i saw 32 times VELVET GOLDMINE and i never thought Toni Colette and JRM were together

Hahaha, 32 times. How could they not be? They're both so gorgeous in that movie.

i thought Toni Colette was with Bale in real life (they were all time together in this time) and Haynes the director with JRM

Rebecca de Mornay and Tom cruise /Tom Cruise and Cher /Cher and Val Kilmer

Are we playing 6 degrees of separation?

i thought these real couples were enough strange

How many degrees is Val Kilmer from a bacon sandwich?

If by "degrees" you mean "feet," I'd guess a maximum of 4.5 at any given time.