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The Case of the Disappearing Director

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (31)



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A couple of our more popular Seriously Random Lists in the past were lists that explored once popular actors and actresses who have seemingly fallen off the face of the Earth (or at least, no longer appear in movies with which we are familiar). People like Rene Russo or Paul Reiser, who were once ever-present, and then just vanished. Today, we’re going to do the same with directors. It’s more difficult with directors because they work behind the camera and, in many cases, weren’t very familiar to begin with. But you knew their movies. Many of the directors below had considerable success before all but vanishing — some of them still work, on TV or making Direct-to-DVD movies or movies no one has ever heard of. But the fall from their peak has been precipitous and, in some cases, mysterious.


gremlins0zf.jpg10. Joe Dante

Signature Movies: Gremlins, Gremlins 2, The Howling, Twilight Zone: The Movie, the ‘burbs

Last Significant Work: Looney Toons: Back in Action (2003)

What’s He Doing Now? He’s still working, most recently with a web series called “Splatter,” and a movie called The Hole, which came out last year starring Teri Polo. He’s also directed a couple of episodes of “CSI:NY.” At least it wasn’t “CSI: Miami.”

orig-9871471.jpg9. Amy Heckerling

Signature Movies: Clueless, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Look Who’s Talking, Look Who’s Talking 2, European Vacation

Last Significant Work: Loser (2000)

What’s She Doing Now?: She made a movie a couple of years ago called I Could Never Be Your Woman with Paul Rudd and Michelle Pfeiffer that, ummm … it did well in Brazil. It went straight-to-DVD in America. No one saw it, and perhaps for the best, as it was awful. She is attempting another comeback with a female vampire romantic comedy, with Alicia Silverstone and Sigourney Weaver. It’s in pre-production; we’ll see if it makes it any further.


better off dead.jpg8. Savage Steve Holland

Signature Movies: Better Off Dead, One Crazy Summer

Last Significant Work: One Crazy Summer

What’s He Doing Now?: Maybe Holland doesn’t even belong on this list. Maybe, to many, Better off Dead and One Crazy Summer don’t even merit consideration as significant works to begin with. But they were to me. I’ll concede that what Steven Holland is doing now — directing and producing TV shows for kids, like “Lizzie Maguire,” or “Zooey 101,” or “Even Stevens” — is probably more in line with what our expectations should’ve been of Holland after his two teen movies.

2bulldrum.jpg7. Ron Shelton

Signature Movies: Bull Durham, Tin Cup, White Men Can’t Jump

Last Significant Work Hollywood Homicide (2003)

What’s He Doing Now?: I think Hollywood Homicide basically killed his career. He wrote Bad Boys 2 around the same time, but he hasn’t made anything else in seven years. He does have three movies in development (a baseball movie, a golf movie, and a boxing movie) but I’ve not heard of any of them, or of any movement on those projects.

tommy_lee_jones_the_fugitive_001.jpg6. Andrew Davis

Signature Movies: Fugitive, Perfect Murder, Holes, Collateral Damage, Above the Law, Under Seige

Last Significant Work: The Guardian (2006)

What’s He Doing Now?: The Guardian, with Ashton Kutcher and Kevin Costner, wasn’t a terrible film, nor did it perform terribly ($50+ million). I have no explanation for what has happened to him in the last five years — he’s got no projects in development. He just kind of vanished. The last we heard of him, he said he’d planned on making a movie fusing Don Quixote and Tom Jones. That was in 2006. He’s since gone radio silent.

putv.jpg5. Allan Moyle

Signature Movies: Pump Up the Volume, Empire Records

Last Significant Work: Empire Records (1995)

What’s He Doing Now?: Despite having made two generation-defining movies (one that ended one era of teen movies and another that began the next), Moyle hasn’t made anything significant in 15 years. He’s still working, however, most recently with a 2007 film called Weirdsville with two actors in danger of appearing on a future disappearing lead actor list, Scott Speedman (“Felicity”) and Wes Bentley (American Beauty). I actually saw about half of Weirdsville and then got bored and forgot about Allan Moyle again until now.


heathers2.jpg4. Michael Lehmann

Signature Movies: Heathers, The Truth About Cats and Dogs, Hudson Hawk, and Airheads

Last Significant Work: 40 Days and 40 Nights (2002)

What’s He Doing Now? I think Josh Hartnett may be a career killer, having starred in the last significant work of two of the directors on this list (he was also in Ron Shelton’s Hollywood Homicide Note, also, that Brian de Palma has made nothing of significance since The Black Dahlia, also with Hartnett. See a pattern? After the failure of 40 Days and 40 Nights, Lehmann moved on to television, where he’s had fairly steady work directed TV episodes for shows like “True Blood,” “The West Wing,” “Californication,” “Big Love,” and “Bored to Death.” He has no feature projects in development.


Blues-Brothers.jpg3. John Landis

Signature Movies: Animal House, The Blues Brothers, American Werewolf in London, Three Amigos, Trading Places, Coming to America, Beverly Hills Cop III

Last Significant Work: Blues Brothers 2000 (1998)

What’s He Doing Now?: One of the most successful directors of the ’80s was basically anihiliated by Blues Brothers 2000. Since then, he’s directed a few episodes of “Psych” and “Masters of Horror,” and a TV movie. Of the people on this list, however, he’s the only one with a decent shot at a real comeback — he’s completed a movie called Burke and Hare with Simon Pegg and Isla Fisher about 19th Century grave robbers. The worry, of course, is that — save for Star Trek — Simon Pegg hasn’t been able to carry a movie without Nick Frost.


BillTed3.jpg2. Stephen Herek

Signature Movies: Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure, Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead, The Mighty Ducks, The Three Musketeers, Mr. Holland’s Opus, 101 Dalmations

Last Significant Work Rock Star (2001)

What’s He Doing Now? Herek is also still working, currently on a television movie sequel to The Cutting Edge, as well as a straight-to-DVD sequel to Into the Blue. He also directed a DVD movie for “Dead Like Me,” but a movie no one saw — and for good reason — called Man of the House (with Tommy Lee Jones) pretty much killed his career for good.


dance-scenes-scent-of-a-woman.jpg1. Martin Brest

Signature Movies: Beverly Hills Cop, Midnight Run, Scent of a Woman, Joe Black

Last Significant Work: Gigli (2003)

What’s He Doing Now?: Nada. Nothing since Gigli. Has one movie ever decimated a career so badly? Martin Brest was an Oscar-nominated director. Granted, Meet Joe Black was a disaster, but Gigli, man: That just annihilated this man’s career. He’s got nothing in development. He’s written nothing. So far as I know, he’s gone completely off the grid. Not a peep.









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Comments

I know some people that absolutely loved Meet Joe Black. I know some people who absolutely hated it. I have never seen it, and thus have no idea.

Posted by: ChristianH at April 19, 2010 3:13 PM

EMPIRE RECORDS! *squeeeeeeeeeee... okay... now to read the post :D

Posted by: Tammers at April 19, 2010 3:13 PM

I'll say it: I like Hudson Hawk. It was bloated and stupid, yes, but what can I do? That's what I get for darting a nun.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at April 19, 2010 3:20 PM

Nice list, could you make a list about movie studio?

Posted by: Mad Claw at April 19, 2010 3:27 PM

I picked up a drifter named Martin Brest a couple of years ago.

He tasted great.

Posted by: superasente at April 19, 2010 3:30 PM

I have two reactions to skimming this list:

1. Young Christian Slater holy cow!!!

2. "This mountain is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?"

Posted by: MM at April 19, 2010 3:34 PM

How many Cutting Edge sequels are they crapping out? Has this replaced Bring it On as the new franchise to bleed dry?

Posted by: Brie at April 19, 2010 3:34 PM

On the plus side, Gigli was still better than Scent of a Woman.

(Also, One Crazy Summer is an awful movie and not just for having Demi Moore in it.)

Posted by: Joseph J. Finn at April 19, 2010 3:56 PM

Meet Joe Black was one of the most godawfully boring movies I've never seen all the way through. Blergh.

Also, I still want to know what happened to Guttenberg. WHAT HAPPENED TO GUTTENBERG, people?!

Posted by: figgy at April 19, 2010 4:00 PM

Weirdsville was pretty good.

Posted by: Lauren at April 19, 2010 4:02 PM

Also, I still want to know what happened to Guttenberg. WHAT HAPPENED TO GUTTENBERG, people?!

The Stonecutters got tired of propping him up.

Posted by: Lauren at April 19, 2010 4:04 PM

What, no Tony Scott?

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at April 19, 2010 4:15 PM

Say what you will about La Beouf, and Holland, but Even Stevens was a pretty hilarious show, and one of the many reasons I can never truly hate La Beouf.

Posted by: e at April 19, 2010 4:21 PM

I am in agreement with e regarding Even Stevens. That show used to crack me up, and I doted on the Shia who was so like my own younger brother. I still see the little kid in Shia (not hard because he looks exactly the same as his past 12 year old self, just with more skinny ties) and it keeps me from hating him too. I wanted to like you Shia, then there was Transformers Dos, WHY?

Posted by: PeachPie at April 19, 2010 4:38 PM

I've made no secret for my deep and terrifying love of Better Off Dead. It hurts my heart when I hear things like "John Cusack is ashamed of it" and blah blah blah. "I want my two dollars!" is a quote that shaped my childhood. Sort of.

What I'm trying to say is, MM, go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.

And get your slimey testicles off me.

Posted by: Kayanne at April 19, 2010 4:38 PM

Kayanne, I think you just froze the left half of my brain.

Btw, I'm surprised. You're a relative young 'un - not fully formed during the original Better Off Dead era. Did it actually retain popularity in later generations? I mean, it's SOOOO 80s. (In a good way.)

Posted by: MM at April 19, 2010 5:14 PM

I see Savage Steve's name come up pretty often in the kid's tv shows. Good to know he's working still. Better Off Dead and One Crazy Summer were 2 of the staples of my 80's childhood. "Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that." It just doesn't get any better than that.

Posted by: logar at April 19, 2010 5:31 PM

MM, Better Off Dead is, in fact, two years older than me, but it didn't get popular with my generation. I just remember watching that movie with One Crazy Summer and Uncle Buck at my mom's insistence. I loved them. I thought Better Off Dead was amazing.

But in college, I wanted my roommate and friends to see it and we were watching it in the dorm room. I was literally rolling on the bed laughing at the street value of the mountain scene and they were like, "Eh... What's so funny?"

By the way, it's bacon. I know how you don't like all the grease so I boiled it.

How my peers don't recognize the comedic gold of such lines as "Sorry your mom blew up" and "Frrraawwnch Fries," I'll never know.

Posted by: Kayanne at April 19, 2010 5:46 PM

It has raisins. You like raisins.

Kayanne, your mother is a good woman. She has raised you right.

Posted by: MM at April 19, 2010 5:58 PM

Three cheers for Kayanne's mom.

I on the other hand was raised by daytime television. On the plus side we watched the same movies. Who says Basic cable isn't a good parent?

Posted by: Blank at April 19, 2010 6:29 PM

oh kayanne I felt the same with "I am sam", none of my friends find it as hilarious as I do. also this is the most depressing list ever EVER, Joe Dante did a couple of episodes of CSI:NY? Really? and I thought that Gary Sinise being forced to channel David Caruso was the most depressing thing about that show.

Posted by: rio at April 19, 2010 6:43 PM

Man, sad to see Landis on this list, but yeah, Blues Brothers 2000 was literally that bad. There are maybe a handful of movies I've completely given up on and didn't finish in any respect, not even the fast forward button, and that's one of them.

And randomly, good lord Winona Ryder was gorgeous in Heathers. Wow.

-Frob

Posted by: frobme at April 19, 2010 6:57 PM

I wasn't as lucky as Kayanne to get an early introduction to 80's movies I would've enjoyed (I was under the age of 10 for all of them.) I did, however, manage to catch Empire Records as an almost teen and remember thinking, "Oh, SHIT. I want to be one of THOSE kind of teenagers."

I kinda think I may go pick that up Blockbuster. Yeah that's right. Fucking Blockbuster. I still suffer. All of the clerks there have sad animal eyes. Like the dog that knows it just shat on the rug but you haven't found it yet. It's really nothing like in that movie at all. I just want my movies when I think of them, not a day after, so I keep going back for more. I'm gonna bring a spray bottle with me today and see what happens if I squirt the staff in the nose with it and yell at them when they disappoint me.

Posted by: Roaddog at April 19, 2010 7:42 PM

MM,
Thank you - I was starting to think I was shallow because my only reaction to this list was "what the hell happened to Christian Slater - he was really cute once."

Posted by: Jen K. at April 19, 2010 8:14 PM

Sorry, but does this: 10. Joe Dante
Signature Movies: Gremlins, Gremlins 2, The Howling, Twilight Zone: The Movie, the ‘burbs
deserve a Where Are They Now? I liked the Gremlins as a kid, and apparently some people liked the Burbs, but really, this felt like filler to make a list of ten.

Posted by: Brenton at April 19, 2010 8:37 PM

"...and, to drink, Peru!"

re: #6 -- nobody in Hollywood survives coming into Don Quixote's orbit, right?

Posted by: sansho1 at April 19, 2010 10:31 PM

I recently saw Wes Bentley in a production of Venus in Fur at the Classic Stage Company, so maybe he moved on to do theatre?

Posted by: k at April 19, 2010 11:10 PM

Well shock me, shock me, shock me with that deviant behavior!

I love a blatant opportunity to quote Empire Records, such a great movie.

Posted by: Even Stevens at April 20, 2010 1:36 AM

I kinda liked Meet Joe Black. Something about it was quietly compelling.

Posted by: sosumi at April 20, 2010 10:48 AM

Heckerling is kind of a one-trick pony, but really I think she has been undone because of all the copycat writers/directors out there who have stolen her thunder. (see: Cody, Diablo) It's a shame she has been run out of town by inferior talent.

It seems like maybe directors have become undervalued in recent years. Every A-lister seems to have his or her own production company and there has been such a huge emphasis on screen writers that maybe directors are seen as less important now?

Posted by: jason at April 20, 2010 11:41 AM

I am one of those peope who aboslutely loves Meet Joe Black.

Sue me.

Posted by: Maryscott O'Connor at April 20, 2010 5:30 PM