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What? No Disney princesse? At least Ariel...

Jasmine and Esmerelda were my favorite Disney princesses. Strong, independent, and hella gorgeous...

I am such a nerd, I can't stand it.

Why the hell is Jem on here? Josie & the Pussycats would wipe the floor with those bitches. I honestly can't believe that yo...

Who am I kidding? My trousers were bunched up around my ankles the second I read the title! Whoop!

Yay for the Daria love!

But I just now realized... Daria grew up and became Rachel Maddow!

(Or is it just me?)

I had a roommate that was obsessed with Jasmine from Aladdin. He would get drunk and watch Aladdin and lament that he didn't have a girl as beautiful and perfect as the cartoon character. This was freaky enough as it is but his actual girlfriend was a cross between Jackie on That 70's Show (not Mila Kunis) and Kelly on The Office. All of the shrew, none of the looks.

Anyway, 4 of us lived together in this house and the others and I used to insult Jasmine to get him angry. It was incredibly funny/creepy.

Hear Hear PISSBOY. might I add another Redhead: Jane effin' Jetson.

How about Tinkerbell? Girlie has some serious junk in her trunk. Kickin' it for all us fat fucking thigh'd ladies out here.

I still remember sitting in a packed theater when Roger Rabbit first came out. I still remember the collective intake of breath when Jessica Rabbit first peaks (sic) out from the curtain. I knew then that Walt Disney was truly dead. He didn't even let Cinderella have toe cleavage, or let Annette show her navel in a bikini movie, so Jessica Rabbit surely would have killed him if he wasn't already dead.

Plus Tinkerbell was a crazy ho, always getting pissed and causing trouble with Peter and Wendy. Obviously, that means she would be fiesty in the sack.

And neither of the navel-baring Disney ladies? No Ariel or Jasmine?

Jem ain't hot. Jesus, it looks like she's trying to push out a dooker! Yeah, where's Pebbles? DARIA? The logistics on Smurfette are... NO! Maybe if there was a little hamster outfit, but otherwise, NO! WHY DO I SUDDENLY FIND MYSELF CARING ABOUT THIS LIST AT ALL? Where's She-Ra? Teela? The two of the together... throw a little Sorceress into the mix, conjuring up all kinds of... GAH! WHY ARE MY PANTS GETTING TIGHTER?! Jesus, first puppet bestiality and now this? How is it some sort of Task Force hasn't kicked in my door and dragged my ass down to County?

...man, and that Lion Chick from ThunderCats?... Man...

If you follow this list up with one of sexy guy cartoons, Dimitri from 'Anastasia' better be in there.

Somehow the conversation of hot guy cartoon characters has come up far more often than you would think, and it inevitably devolves into an Aladdin vs. Dimitri cage match among my friends and me.

Maybe this is what happens when you raise a generation of girl-powered young women on Disney (or Disney-style) animated flicks. Give us floppy hair, the voice of John Cusack, and a surprising abundance shots featuring his animated tukhes, and we'll choose to ignore the talking Yakov-Smirnov-bat bits.

Shadows of Dakaron- you forget Mulan. She had military training. Although Poke-her-hidner did have that "I can canoe down the rapids by myself in a tiny canoe" sort of strength.

Smurfette and Judy Jetson, sexy? Judy Jetson above Jessica Rabbit, who was designed to be sexy and kind of make you feel bad for being attracted to a cartoon? I'm sorry, Dustin, but this list is seriously random.

foursweatervests- I concur Dmitri is very underrated, although so is Anastasia (another hot red head). You can't discount Prince Eric though, He dove into the ocean to battle a giant purple ex-fiancé to save Ariel...

Ariel from Thundarr The Barbarian.

I know I'll think of more...

Hell yeah, Sofia. Prince Eric was hot AND dumb (like, HOW did he not realize that the. Perfect combination ;)

NOT HOT - The Beast from Beauty and the Beast when he is transformed at the end. Veeeery disappointing.

NEEEEERRRRRRRRDDDDSSSSS!!!

oops, meant to say HOW did he not realize the brunette was NOT Ariel

Ugh, "portrayal".

Coasting this afternoon....

The blonde pussycat was hotter. But she was kinda dumb.

That does remind me of Sabrina the Teenage Witch

Uh...Dustin...wow! um, no dispute with your choices, but your ranking? dude! jessica rabbit is so much better at #1. she's how i learned what cleavage was! and JEM?!!!! please! the last time that skank bitch was truly (truly truly) outrageous was a 10th of a second in 1986 before America said fuck that and started watching Punky Brewster. oh well, to each his own i suppose.... a well-thought out list nonetheless...

When will there be a sexiest cartoon males? I immediately nominate Gambit from the X-men TV series.

Times like....infinity, i swear, he was......look, this may something about me, but when i was very young, as in, about six years old, he was my first crush. Not...first cartoon crush but first crush EVER. You want to know how anxious i am about him appearing in Wolverine? Cos i'll go on that rant people.

And in Daria, Jane's outrageously sexy brother who's name i've utterly forgotten cos all i could ever say when ever i looked at him was 'fhsvfbsfd'

Does Rogue not qualify? X-Men was a Saturday morning cartoon after it was a comic book, and before it was a movie.

If you do a sexiest male cartoon character, I vote for Gambit. And then Captain Planet.

Again with the Gambit!

You hijackers! You know Dustin'll give you your own list on Monday. Or in an hour.

What, no Sailor Moon chicks? C'mon Sailor Mars was foxy. If you do this for cartoon men, please include Tuxedo Mask *rowr*

Shit, Nadine, get out of my head! Gambit was my first cartoon crush too...

What about Orihime from Bleach, she of the mountainous Ta-ta's?

What kind of bullshit list IS THIS? There should be at least seven Anime chicks on it.

BLEH!

How bout April O'Neal? She sure knew how to wear a jumpsuit!

(With plenty of cleavage. Take not, Uma)

I luuv Daria. I had a mad crush on Jane's brother Trent.

Alexandra, I'm with you on that one!

Rogue is hot, I always wanted to be her. So much more awesome than that whiny Jean Grey.

My vote, however, goes for Princess Lila from a long forgotten cartoon called "The Smoggies"... I think it might have been a Canadian cartoon, but it rocked.

I don't know if this counts or not (but i still like her anyway), but would the cartoon version of Ellen Page in the opening credits of "Juno" count?

Jessica Rabbit is certainly the hottest, but my favorite will always be Daria...I loved that show.

I second (third? fourth?) the Gambit love, and Trent was indeed hot, but for male cartoons you cannot beat Spike Speigel for me. Tall lanky badass, always in that blue suit, always smokin' a bent cigarette and yeah, he had the stare down. Definitely my kinda guy.

"The costumed human Mrs. Incredible had the same exact body as the cartoon Mrs. Incredible."

I don't mean to nitpick, Patti, but if I ever saw a human being with those proportions, I'd haul ass in the other direction, toot-sweet. Her head would be HUGE! and there's no way those long, spindly legs could possibly support a noggin' like that.

RE: Sailor Moon chicks? NO GODDAMED ANIME! I love you all dearly - if I ever were to stumble across any of you laying in a ditch by the side of the road speared through with a pitchfork and watching the precious lifeblood seep from your mangled body, you can bet your ass I'd let you use my phone to call for help (as long as there were no roaming charges) - but anime? Count my ass out. HATE!

TRULY TRULY TRULY OUTRAGEOUS!

I want to be Jem when I grow up. And have a boyfriend named Rio. So dreamy.

Is anyone else bothered that Jessica's dress is the wrong color up there? Her dress is really hot pink, with purple gloves. Julia Roberts is the only red head crazy enough to wear a garish shade of red (and that was in the 80's, as a prostitute).

Anyone?

. . .

::sigh::

I'll get my coat.

Ooooh, Dimitri. I completely forgot about my intense and brief love affair with him. Sooooo hot. HOT:
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y243/Karenjade/Karens%20Animation%20Site/anastasia_042.jpg

You know who else was a looker? Jane from Tarzan.

Has anyone seen that picture of Heidi Klum as Jessica Rabbit?!?! Its amazing. Look it up.
I know...totally random tidbit.

Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil (Becky had a better body, but no face, really....)

How is Jessica Rabbit not #1?? I remember being on the verge of puberty and seeing her on the big screen... and I simultaneously wanted to be her, and to make out with her. She was my first female crush!

HELL YES, Kat! I had naughty, naughty thoughts about what to do with those wings...and that sexy tail!

Do we still have a comic book ban? Cuz Zealot from the WildCATS cartoon was hot too.

Psylocke was hot too...

That Jessica 'real' pic is freaking me out. It makes me feel bad for having puberty start instantaneously upon seeing her.

Oh yeah... and where's the Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon love at?

Nobody likes the voice.

No, just a sad oversight on my part. Jackie-O A Go-Go with a big heart. Who's gonna let a voice devalue that?

I should've jettisoned you already, Smurfette.

Thanks, Jay. Glad to know that Mr. Corelina and I aren't the only ones who appreciate Dr. Girlfriend. She beats Molotov Cocktease any day in my book (although Molotov's voice is much easier for me to imitate).

I am a bit dismayed to learn that I am apparently in the minority when I say: "Jessica Rabbit?... REALLY?"

For all those who mentioned Dimitri and Spike Spiegel - hell yes.

Y'all know what Spacely Sprockets REALLY are, right?

Right?

No?

Huh. OK, 23th-century vagooter rooters, that's what.

Sheesh, I thought EVERYBODY knew that.

Ms.Incrediable, Betty Boop, Smurfett, Jem, Judy Jetson, Daphne, DARIA!?

WTF?

Half of that list is full of crap cartoon girls that are about as attractive as Lindsy Lohans vagoo.

How about you show some real hot woman like,

Fujiko from Lupin the III.
Jasmine from Aladdin.
Polly from Samurai Pizza Cats. (Okay, that one's a personal favorite, but someone else said Swatkats!)
Poison Ivy from the Batman cartoons!

Now those were some old school crushes I had.

*GASP!* Jessica Rabbit wasn't #1?? *Wipes drool away*

Kudos for putting Jem there though!!! WOOT!

I'm pretty sure that my first erotic dream involved Betty Boop... I was only 19 at the time so I can scarcely recall.
Those among you who've been to DisneyWorld have surely marveled at the giant Jessica Rabbit sign outside of her store on Pleasure Island, no? Now that's an erotic fantasy I do remember... because I was awake... and there were people screaming and security was hauling me away. Good times.

Well well well, my old nemesis.

I don't think age, of the characters, is exactly the point here. Plus, we've aged and they haven't, right? However, if you're going to proclaim your ignorance and call it superiority, well, then you really can't question my appreciation of Ms. Morgendorfer anyway.

Phooey.

i'm running late for work so i don't know if anyone else mentioned her already above but what about the redhead from all those tex avery cartoons? you know she sings "oh wolfy, oh wolfy..."

Oh, come on.

Taarna from the original Heavy Metal.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/scarlettniven/2522324733/sizes/l/

You know,for some reason, even as a child I always thought that Jem was a lesbian. Of course, I can see why you'd put her in there, considering her clothes were all holographic, meaning she wandered around naked most of the time.

Oh and of course: Francine Smith, she who sang:

"...I only want to see the world in exploring social lives,
But in this town I can't so much as look at other guys,
'Cause if I did, they'd call me harlot, whore, adulteress,
I bet my last re'al you fellas won't approve of this.
Who wants a kiss?
It's great if your from Mars, but not if your from Venus,
If you wanna drive a car, you better have a penis,
So if you've got a vagina.
A vulva.
A clitoris.
And a labia. *To the camera* You see where I'm going with this.
Stay the hell away from Saudi Arabia....."

That's not funny.

Sofía,



I see your Simba and raise you one Bugs Bunny in drag. Nowadays I still can't resist a guy who wears eyeliner...

No Cheetarah from Thunder Cats!?! Huh! Odd.... And I agree with Kat, Desdemona and Elisa Maza shoulda been there.

And if the males ever get a list I second (or is that third or fourth?) Gambit being there, and Captain Shang from Mulan. Damn he was sexy!

p.s What the HELL is SMURFETTE doing on this list!?!

Nancy

I love Daria, but seriously- why not Jane? And Trent could go on the boys list, but the All Time Hottest Cartoon Guy is a toss-up;

Samurai Jack / Kocoum, the guy Pocahontas left behind.

Shut up.

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