Seriously Shallow List: Ranking 6 Upcoming Blockbusters Based On the Amount of Sexy They Contain
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Seriously Shallow List: Ranking 6 Upcoming Blockbusters Based On the Amount of Sexy They Contain

By Jodi Clager | Seriously Random Lists | August 13, 2013 | Comments ()


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Sure, I could compare the various story lines, directors, and adherence to the source material, but that just isn’t as fun. Each of these blockbusters is represented by five sexy ladies and gentlemen from the production; their sexiness has been smashed into one big ball of hotness for me to judge. Believe me, it was difficult to narrow some of these casts down to just five people. I did, however, enjoy smashing them together.

6. The Amazing Spider-Man 2

Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone

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Felicity Jones

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Chris Zylka

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Sarah Gadon

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5. Guardians of the Galaxy

Chris Pratt

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Zoe Saldana

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Karen Gillan

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Lee Pace

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Djimon Hounsou

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4. The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

Jennifer Lawrence

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Lenny Kravitz

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Elizabeth Banks

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Liam Hemsworth

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Meta Golding

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3. Captain America: The Winter Soldier

Chris Evans

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Sebastian Stan

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Emily VanCamp

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Anthony Mackie

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Scarlett Johansson

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2. X-Men: Days of Future Past

James McAvoy/Patrick Stewart and Michael Fassbender/Ian McKellan

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Peter Dinklage

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Evan Peters

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Shawn Ashmore

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1. Thor: The Dark World

Chris Hemsworth

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Tom Hiddleston

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Idris Elba

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Jaimie Alexander

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Zachary Levi

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