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Posted by: sunny at December 30, 2011 11:15 AM
I will have his babies and raise them in said car. Don't judge me! Baby Geese FTW!
Posted by: Goddess at December 30, 2011 11:20 AM
And their flapping heads so full of lies . . .
Posted by: Lauren at December 30, 2011 11:22 AM
tiny-eyes-too-close-together trait
Ahhhh, THAT'S what it is!
Posted by: Jay at December 30, 2011 11:31 AM
Only-somewhat-relevant-Quorren-tidbit: I starting playing the new Star Wars game and I created a smuggler named Riayn'Gozlyn. The game has some pretty impressive character customization, so I was able to create a close replica of the Gos. In conclusion, I get to stare at a computer animated Ryan Gosling-like butt all day and you don't.
Posted by: Quorren at December 30, 2011 11:52 AM
What movie stars the Goose and baby? Something about the awkward-I've-never-done-this-before way he's feeding the baby makes my insides go all fuzzy.
Goose: Here's your bottle.
Baby: *gurgles*
Goose: Just don't pee on me.
Posted by: Bob Frapples at December 30, 2011 12:13 PM
Is this one of those days when the real Pajiba staff take's a break and the guys from TMZ fill in?
'Cuz if so, you guys could top off this thread with one of those "guess the celebrity cellulite" pictorials. That would be cool, too.
Posted by: Johnnyboy at December 30, 2011 12:49 PM
Not gettin' the attraction.
Posted by: snapnhiss at December 30, 2011 1:00 PM
I just realized who Baby Goose reminds me of: my cousin. ICK.
Posted by: tawnia at December 30, 2011 1:08 PM
I must be missing something coz they all seem to be pictures of a guy who lives in his car..
*takes cover*
Posted by: Sarah J-town at December 30, 2011 1:54 PM
Evidently, the difference is even the homeless have a cart or something to carry their shit in. This dude needs a gym bag, laptop case, a papoose. Some garbage bags. Maybe make a trip to Tumi or Samsonite.
And with that post, my Pajiba card is renewed. See you all next year.
Posted by: L.O.V.E. at December 30, 2011 2:20 PM
Another "tiny-eyes-too-close-together" nominee: Chris Hemsworth. Yeah, I'd do him too. It's the pecs, I can't help myself!
Posted by: Irina at December 30, 2011 2:38 PM
Not feeling Dustins man-crush. Gosling is no Tom Selleck.
Posted by: logan at December 30, 2011 3:10 PM
Gosling is no Tom Selleck
I heard THAT shit.
Posted by: Jay at December 30, 2011 3:24 PM
My best friend has a dentist that she swears looks and sounds exactly like Tom Sellack. It's the only reason she ever goes, just so she can brag that Tom Sellack stuck his fingers in her mouth.
Posted by: wackattackjack at December 30, 2011 6:54 PM
The difference, you see, is that he may live in his car, but he sure parks it at the gym a lot. I rarely see dudes living in their cars with guns like his. Usually theirs are more of the Saturday Night Special variety.
Posted by: Anne At Large at December 30, 2011 7:15 PM
The last one has a "Sad Keanu" vibe.
Posted by: duckandcover at December 30, 2011 10:58 PM
I just can't see Eva Mendes, all booby and pouty and dressed for sucksex with Baby Goose and his "I park my house at the gym so I have no excuse to not go" look
Posted by: kirbyjay at December 31, 2011 7:53 AM
@kirbyjay, you give Miss Eva a lot of credit there.
Posted by: Goddess at December 31, 2011 1:27 PM
I never really found him attractive until this pictorial. Apparently I want to fuck the homeless. Which, when you think about, is way more compassionate than giving them a dollar to clean my windshield.
Posted by: Craig at January 1, 2012 8:53 AM
The Ryan's Gosling and Reynolds share the tiny-eyes-too-close-together trait which makes them both look like they suffer from unfortunate mental challenges.