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I can only assume that Life As We Know It is the honorary sixth member of the worst club.

Amen Alex.

But for some reason its a 'Jiba Guilty Pleasure.

You would think we would point it out for a its shitty acting, ludicrous plot, never-more-than average action pieces and over-reliance on an only moderately attractive female protagonist played by LEELOO DALLAS MULTIPASS, but hey, everyone has their kyrptonite.

Now back to watching Major Payne clips on youtube.

Are they really trying to invoke Tom Hanks' Big with that tagline?

Swap "Social Network" with "Resident Evil" and you've got yourself a deal.

Good list!

Did the designer of the Wall Street poster leave out Michael Douglas' neck in respect of his throat cancer?

You're out of your goddam mind Rowles. The poster for The Social Network is fucking awesome. How the hell is that a bad poster? And how the fuck do you figure the Resident Evil poster is good?! Either you made a mistake and accidentally swapped the two, or you've been huffing the wrong kind of paint thinner...

Really?!

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I'm disappointed.

Hungry, too.

But mostly disappointed...

Although I vowed to not see it (although I will), that Let Me In poster is soooooooo good.

Just you. That's kind of a horrible poster.

Because it's different, man. From across a crowded the lobby, it stands out. The Resident Evil poster's been done a billion times before, just like Legendary. I guess I'm just looking at it from the idea of something different when it comes to movie posters - too many of them blur together, so it's nice when one actually stands out from a design perspective.

Fair enough. In this instance, I'm willing to give in to popular sentiment. Skitz knows his graphic design better than I. Rankings changed.

Yeah, I have to say I'm with those who like The Social Network poster - as Skitz said, it's different. The Resident Evil poster has been done a million times and I would never notice it in the theatre, but Eisenberg's face up close with intriguing text? I'm in.

The Legendary poster looks like a bad movie wallpaper you'd find online - ech.

Jake, Jake, Jake - what kills that poster is 1. that Jake has that stupid expression on his face and 2. that they are both looking at the camera. We've all seen the real trailer - we know this isn't a goofy rom-com, why make it look like a stuped Heigel movie? Can't believe I'm against something featuring a nearly-naked Gyllenhaal, but no. What's his expression even supposed to be saying? I will, however, be seeing the movie.

I can't believe I have a typo in the word "stupid". Well, now I feel awesome.

I also wanted to mention that my vote for worst poster BY FAR goes to Life As We Know It. I don't know why, but it's just creepy with Duhamel and the baby in matching undies with bottles. Then add Hiegel and the whole thing just belongs in hell. Gross. I don't care how blandly charming and attractive he is, I can't stomach this one.

I've proofread tons of posters (seriously, hundreds, maybe thousands), and most of the above look pretty meh to me. The "Red" one is pretty cool, the Facebook one is OK, the rest are mediocre at best.

There really isn't much need to do something really startling and original with movie posters, though it would be cool if more people would allow it. Many probably start out OK, but once the studio (and/or the stars appearing in the movie) add their "tweaks," they end up looking craptacular. Featured performers' images have to be a certain size, stars' names must appear above title or next to title, credits have to list X number of things, title must be prominent, blah blah blah.

Also it should be "HIGH-CALIBER."

Wall Street 2 will kick all their arses!

YOU'RE INSANE.

I could have lived my entire life very happily without knowing anything about The existence of Gulliver's Travels. Bastard.

I'm eagerly anticipating RED for the sole fact that Helen Mirren is in it!

What can I say? She's an amazing actor and I have this huge crush on her.

They all look like shit besides Red. David Fincher lost me after Benjamin Button and they (whatever studio is hawking this horse shit) use Kanyes new song in the trailers. Cant get any lamer in my book.

Isn't Julie Taymor's version of The Tempest, with Helen Mirren, coming out this Fall? I remember liking that poster.

Is my nakey Jakey stifling a burp? Checking his breath for freshness? Did he just pop some pills?

Someone who really does not like Anne Hathaway must have made this poster. Never before thought of her as a hatchet face.

You have to check out the poster for Centurion on the Apple trailer site, OH My GOD.

"OH MY GOD ANNE HATHWAY LOOKS LIKE THE LOVE CHILD OF THE CHESHIRE CAT AND A DOWN-SYNDROME-INFLICTED JOKER."

Penelope, you hit the nail on the head, except that I think Hathaway always looks that way. That mouth -- it's terrifyingly large. TERRIFYING!

Oh man, Jack Black's mouth is so scary, you expect bees to come out.

im still waiting for the greatest casting of all time: john cena, shia ledouche, and jake gyllinhalalalalalalalllll, in the greatest movie of all time...SHIT. 2 and 1/3 hours of a turd on the screen...in 3D, with free popcorn...and enemas...goddammit can i get a decent movie without blowing someone?...wait that's a stupid question...no i cannot.