P.S. Tina and Amy, We Miss You: The 2014 Emmy Fashion Roundup
Well, there went another Emmy ceremony, folks. As usual, the fashion scene was a total mishmash of horrendously bad and mostly boring, although there were a couple of standouts that didn’t make me cry out, “What in the ever-loving fork?” And let’s be honest, we care more about what our favorite celebrities wore than we do about who actually won one of those strange gold-toned statues, right?
Let’s get the bad stuff out of the way first, this time…
Lena Dunham in Giambattista Valli:
Sarah Paulson in Armani Privé:
Christina Hendricks in Marchesa:
Betsy Brandt in Alice & Olivia:
Mayim Bialik in Oliver Tolentino:
Amanda Peet (with husband David Benioff) in Giambattista Valli:
Why Would You Do This to Your Beautiful Breasts?
Alexandra Daddario in Reem Acra:
Minnie Driver in Marchesa:
Uzo Aduba in Christian Siriano:
On (In?) the Other Hand, Best Boobage:
Sarah Silverman in Marni:
Land of the MEH (aka You Look Okay, but We Know You Could Have Done Better):
Julianna Margulies in Narciso Rodriguez:
Kerry Washington in Prada:
Julia Louis-Dreyfus in CarolinaHerrera:
Anna Gunn in Jenny Packham:
Angela Bassett in Elisabetta Franchi:
Kristen Wiig in Vera Wang:
Very Good, with Only the Slightest Flaws:
Claire Danes in Givenchy…Can We Just Rip off the Flowers Around Your Neck?
Michelle Dockery in Rosie Assoulin…Needs a Little Steam.
January Jones in Prabal Gurung…I Don’t Know If It’s Too Big, or You Just Need a Good Up-Tug.
Allison Janney in NicolasJebran…If We Could Just Get Rid of the Bow.
The Absolute Hottest, Boldest Look Award: Robin Wright in Ralph Lauren:
Stunning: Lizzy Caplan in Donna Karan Atelier:
Fabulous: Samira Wiley in Christian Siriano:
Soft, with an Edge: Kate Mara in J. Mendel:
Slinky and Gorgeous: Amy Poehler in Theia:
Viola Davis in Escada:
Lucy Liu in Zack Posen:
Kate Mulgrew in Kevan Hall:
Best Dressed (Overall) Cast: Game of Thrones
Lena Headey in Rubin Singer:
Natalie Dormer in J. Mendel:
Not Quite the Best (Overall) Dressed Cast…but You Do Clean up Nicely: Orange Is the New Black:
Taylor Schilling in Zuhair Murad:
Laura Prepon in GustavoCadile:
Laverne Cox in Marc Bouwer:
Natasha Lyonne in Opening Ceremony:
Taryn Manning in Azarro:
Best Dressed Couple:
Matthew McConaughey in Dolce and Gabbana and Camila Alves in Zuhair Murad:
Runners-up — Aaron Paul in Prada and Lauren Parsekian in Lorena Sarbu:
Not the Best Dressed Couple:
John Hamm in Tom Ford and Jennifer Westfeld in Marchesa:
Worst Posed Couple — Adam Levine and Behati Prinsloo in Prada:
Happiest Couple: McWoody in Who Gives a Shit?
Pajiba Love Express
Rachel McAdams and Taylor Kitsch are still a thing. (Lainey)
This isn't exactly surprising, but Sir Mix-a-Lot doesn't have a problem with Blake Lively's "Oakland booty." (Celebitchy)
Helen Mirren was a lacy, twirly dream at Cannes. (Go Fug Yourself))
Great news, everyone! Kanye is going to end bullying. With shoes. (DListed)
Johnny Depp's haircut isn't doing him any favors. (LG)
Here's exactly how to raise the stakes on The Walking Dead. (Uproxx)