P.S. Tina and Amy, We Miss You: The 2014 Emmy Fashion Roundup
Well, there went another Emmy ceremony, folks. As usual, the fashion scene was a total mishmash of horrendously bad and mostly boring, although there were a couple of standouts that didn’t make me cry out, “What in the ever-loving fork?” And let’s be honest, we care more about what our favorite celebrities wore than we do about who actually won one of those strange gold-toned statues, right?
Let’s get the bad stuff out of the way first, this time…
Lena Dunham in Giambattista Valli:
Sarah Paulson in Armani Privé:
Christina Hendricks in Marchesa:
Betsy Brandt in Alice & Olivia:
Mayim Bialik in Oliver Tolentino:
Amanda Peet (with husband David Benioff) in Giambattista Valli:
Why Would You Do This to Your Beautiful Breasts?
Alexandra Daddario in Reem Acra:
Minnie Driver in Marchesa:
Uzo Aduba in Christian Siriano:
On (In?) the Other Hand, Best Boobage:
Sarah Silverman in Marni:
Land of the MEH (aka You Look Okay, but We Know You Could Have Done Better):
Julianna Margulies in Narciso Rodriguez:
Kerry Washington in Prada:
Julia Louis-Dreyfus in CarolinaHerrera:
Anna Gunn in Jenny Packham:
Angela Bassett in Elisabetta Franchi:
Kristen Wiig in Vera Wang:
Very Good, with Only the Slightest Flaws:
Claire Danes in Givenchy…Can We Just Rip off the Flowers Around Your Neck?
Michelle Dockery in Rosie Assoulin…Needs a Little Steam.
January Jones in Prabal Gurung…I Don’t Know If It’s Too Big, or You Just Need a Good Up-Tug.
Allison Janney in NicolasJebran…If We Could Just Get Rid of the Bow.
The Absolute Hottest, Boldest Look Award: Robin Wright in Ralph Lauren:
Stunning: Lizzy Caplan in Donna Karan Atelier:
Fabulous: Samira Wiley in Christian Siriano:
Soft, with an Edge: Kate Mara in J. Mendel:
Slinky and Gorgeous: Amy Poehler in Theia:
Viola Davis in Escada:
Lucy Liu in Zack Posen:
Kate Mulgrew in Kevan Hall:
Best Dressed (Overall) Cast: Game of Thrones
Lena Headey in Rubin Singer:
Natalie Dormer in J. Mendel:
Not Quite the Best (Overall) Dressed Cast…but You Do Clean up Nicely: Orange Is the New Black:
Taylor Schilling in Zuhair Murad:
Laura Prepon in GustavoCadile:
Laverne Cox in Marc Bouwer:
Natasha Lyonne in Opening Ceremony:
Taryn Manning in Azarro:
Best Dressed Couple:
Matthew McConaughey in Dolce and Gabbana and Camila Alves in Zuhair Murad:
Runners-up — Aaron Paul in Prada and Lauren Parsekian in Lorena Sarbu:
Not the Best Dressed Couple:
John Hamm in Tom Ford and Jennifer Westfeld in Marchesa:
Worst Posed Couple — Adam Levine and Behati Prinsloo in Prada:
Happiest Couple: McWoody in Who Gives a Shit?