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Power Ranking The Most Pretentious Faces Of The Stars From Cannes 2013

By Joanna Robinson | Seriously Random Lists | May 14, 2013 | Comments ()


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14. Bérénice Bejo, The Past
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13. Kristin Scott Thomas, Only God Forgives
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12. Justin Timberlake, Inside Llewyn Davis
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11. Carey Mulligan, Inside Llewyn Davis
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10. Tom Hiddleston, Only Lovers Left Alive
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9. Oscar Isaac, Inside Llewyn Davis
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8. Jeremy Renner, The Immigrant
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7. Marion Cotillard, The Immigrant
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6. Tahar Rahim, The Past
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5. Garrett Hedlund, Inside Llewyn Davis
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4. Louis Garrel, A Castle In Italy: Double points for the hat.
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3. Ryan Gosling, Only God Forgives
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2. SWINTON, Only Lovers Left Alive
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1. Matt Damon, "Behind The Candelabra"
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  • wojtek

    I find it hilarious that Renner is apparently now required to pose brandishing his forearm

  • kirbyjay

    Have you seen those forearms?

  • Brooke the Replicant

    I feel like Tilda should get a pass though, for being Tilda.

  • pumpkin

    Kristin Scott Thomas is dangerously close to duckface in that photo.

  • JoannaRobinson

    Zomething like zis??!

  • e jerry powell

    SWINTON. Fuck yeah.

  • PerpetualIntern

    Marion Cotillard, HOT DAMN.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    I loooooooove you for that last pic. Excellent choice.

    MattDamonMattDamonMattDamon.

    (also: double points for the hat?! how about double points for an off-the-shoulder look on a man?)

  • PDamian

    SWINTON is not pretentious. She is merely SWINTON. You've mistaken her entirely natural froideur for affectation. Bow down before her batshit crazy magnificence.

    And that Louis Garrel kid looks like an uber-douche.

  • The Garrel look, while extreme annoying, is often the victim of mistaken identity. It is in fact not pretentious - merely French. God mixed the two vats.

  • Xtacle Steve

    Is it the slightly pulled back beanie? Perhaps, the shirt pulled over a little bit as to expose some of his shoulder. Maybe, it's that look he's giving you, like "I know you didn't just bring me non-fair trade coffee". It could be all these things combined, but I agree that he's the worst.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    hee hee: "I know you didn't just bring me non-fair trade coffee".

    I'm gonna use that look.

  • jmd

    Are you a fellow reader of TLo and the Fuggirls? The phrasing strikes me as something a kitten would say.

    And all I can think of now is puppet Angel...

  • Adrienne Marie

    You're a wee little man!

  • PDamian

    Don't know who/what TLo is, but I lurve the Fuggirls. Funniest, bitchiest women around, and national treasures.

  • Rita

    Check out www.tomandlorenzo.com then!

  • What in the world is with Inside Llewyn Davis that it has so many people listed?

  • jen

    MATNT DANMON!!!

  • dannyexplosion

    #13. Dude, Rhoda as a vampire.

  • PerpetualIntern

    Tom Hiddleston looks WAY too much like Tobey Maguire in that photo.

  • vdo86

    It's the pursedtinymouth.

  • simplysarah

    I have not heard of Berenice Bejo, but I must say, she has a gorgeous pretentious face.

  • PerpetualIntern

    She's delightful.

  • PDamian

    Watch The Artist, the black-and-white homage to silent films that won the Oscar for Best Pic a couple of years back. She was absolutely charming in that film (although I still think the film itself wasn't all that).

  • Adrienne Marie

    She also had a small part as Shannyn Sossaman's handmaiden in A Knight's Tale.

  • Maguita NYC

    She was also quite charming during interviews, even though she's French, she managed quite well for the junkets in English.

  • Luke Anthony Matthews

    I have a slightly unhealthy obsession with Louis Garrel.

  • $27019454

    Does Justin Timberlick have any other look than "pretentious douche?"

  • I think his other look is "trying too hard to make everyone forget I was in a stupid band".

  • Maguita NYC

    "trying too hard to make everyone forget I was in a stupid band".

    That would also be a pretentious douche.

    His other look would be ... Sorry, still pretentious douche.

  • While you're right on about the look, I object the use of the word "band" in connection to they who shall remain nameless. I know boy band is the popular nomenclature, but they don't play any instruments. How can they be a band?

  • toxicanaconda

    They're called boy band because they play with boys aka each other.

  • I was going to use 'boy band'. But for some reason I don't like the term. But you're right. He was in a band in a very loose use of the term.

  • BWeaves

    Matt Damon, MUPPET, bwa-hahahahahhaah. Muppets always win.

  • Wōđanaz Óðinn

    Stop writing for Community!!

  • jthomas666

    Well played, Damon. Well played.

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