Power Ranking The 20 Most Delightfully Redonkulous Accessories Of Sundance 2014
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Power Ranking The 20 Most Delightfully Redonkulous Accessories Of Sundance 2014

By Joanna Robinson | Seriously Random Lists | January 20, 2014 | Comments ()

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Star stalking (from afar) is one of the most enjoyable things about the Sundance Film Festival. Sure, the films are extraordinary, but having gone a couple years, I’ll admit that I’ve never experienced anything quite like the massive A-List explosion that is Park City, Utah in mid-January. And unlike seeing a bunch of famous faces gowned to the nines at an awards show or even strolling the streets of Hollywood, Sundance is something altogether different. Why? The temperature. It is cold as f*ck, you guys, and we’re all very lucky that I’m typing with all ten toes* after one particularly harrowing line experience in a concrete walkway back in ‘04. So it’s sort of delightful watching Hollywood stars grapple with trying to look hip (you know, in a relaxed way, man) while also not freezing their lucrative asses off. Some just don’t give a sh*t (Phillip Seymour Hoffman, we salute you), some are old pros and some never quite get the hang of it. But nothing beats turning the corner and seeing Paul Rudd looking like a lumberjack Dexter or having John Hawkes offer you a King Straggler CD out of his beanie. Here are a few of my favorite looks from Sundance so far. Warning, Robert Redford nipples ahead.

Anne Hathaway’s Completely Confusing Velvet? Window? Shirt? Sweatshirt? Thing?

Kristen Stewart’s Harry Potter Glasses

Jason Momoa’s Amazingly Ravaged Fedora

…in motion.

Robert Redford’s Headlight Revealing Tank Top

Harry Styles’…Turban…Is That What That Is?

Sam Rockwell’s Adorable Pink Fuzzy Hat

Oh! That’s Chloe’s Hat. Somehow Even More Adorabler

Lt. Daniels’ Nubbly Scarf

Michael Shannon’s Frosted Tips

What I Can Only Presume Are Elle Fanning’s Boyfriend’s Clothes

Aaron Paul’s Slightly Moth-Eaten Sweater

Rose McGowan’s Mothra-Eaten Sweater

Kristen Stewart’s Dog Tags…For Her Movie About Being In The Army…It’s Just A Little On The Nose, Right?

Brit Marling’s Pistil ‘N Stamen Sweatshirt

Jesse Eisenberg And Richard Ayoade’s Battling Curly Tops

Matthew Gray Gubler’s Dino Sweater

Joe Manganiello’s Sweater…As In…Why Is He Wearing It?

The Lower Half Of Diane Kruger’s Sleeves. Where’s Pacey When You Need Him?

Mark Webber’s Steve Zissou Hat (Don’t Let It Distract You From Anna Kendrick’s Flawless Steve Martin Impression)

P.S. Speaking Of Flawless…



*you know what I mean.

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  • devilgod

    I don't understand this list, but it sucks hairy donkey balls.


    Brit Marling with short hair looks like Original Becky from Roseanne.

  • gutpunchprod

    Redford, man. I can't even think of a movie where he isn't wearing one of those goddamn denim shirts.

  • Semilitterate

    I scrolled through this entire post lookin' for the pic of PSH not givin' a sht to no avail. I think a pic of him not givin' a sht would be infinitly better than all of these other poseurs.

  • lowercase_see

    We are a better world because Sam Rockwell walks among us.

  • Jamie Dello Stritto

    If you're going to mention Brit Marling's sweatshirt, you have to bring up the amazing piston stamen patterned matching skirt...

  • The only thing I can think of when I see Aubrey Plaza in that hat is she would make an excellent Wendy Torrance if they ever re-make The Shining (again). Also the picture with Kristin Stewart in glasses is the best I have ever seen of her.

  • DomingaRomito

    Kristen stewart Looks cute in different Looks.

  • e jerry powell

    Seriously, Joe, OFF WITH IT!
    Jeez, didn't your fitness book come out? LET'S SEE THE GOODS, DAMMIT.

    I can't hear anything over Sam Rockwell's guns.

  • Uriah_Creep

    Pistil ‘N Stamen would be a great name for a musical duo. You're welcome to it.

    The most delightful accesory for Anna Kendrick would be Uriah Creep. Hummina hummina hummina.

  • Eyvi

    I like the pic of kstew in glasses. She looks alive, the lights are on and someone's home. That may be pushing it a bit but you get what I mean.

  • TK

    Yeah, I hear that. It's shots like that one where I'm like, oh, right, you're an actual person with thoughts and emotions who is quite pretty, and not just a goddamn slouchy Scowl-Bot.

  • carrie

    is it THE "how to recognize a hipster at Sundance" post?

  • Ben

    wait are they posing in front of steve martin with hair? Like lots of hair? I didn't even realise it was him till I read the caption and spent ages trying to find steve martin in the picture.

  • BWeaves

    Is it wrong that I want the dinosaur sweater?

  • Nope. Especially if you promise to occasionally pose like Gubler when wearing it.

  • lowercase_ryan

    hell yess flawless

  • JFD108

    I thought Kristen Stewart in the glasses was Katy Perry. Because you always see Katy being fun and happy and you NEVER see Stewart that way.

  • Sassy Pikachu

    Richard Ayoade will always have the best fro. NO ONE BESTS MOSS.

    Also, while I feel guilty, I really like the two pictures of K. Stew here. And now I'll show myself out...

  • F'mal DeHyde

    I think she's a beautiful girl.

  • Legally Insignificant

    Good on her for letting her hair down.

  • BendinIntheWind

    "Where's Pacey when you need him?"

    Dead. RIP Josh Jackson.

  • BendinIntheWind


  • Kala

    Sam Rockwell is flawless. He will always be in my top five. ALWAYS.

    But what did those mean people do to my Creepy-Hot-Guy-Crush Michael Shannon?! Frosted tips?! Heavens no!!

  • BendinIntheWind

    He looks slightly Ewan McGregor-y with the tips, no? Take that as a consolation!

  • loo shag brolley


  • Guest

    RE: P.S. Speaking Of Flawless…


    I know everyone would like the next Doctor (after Capaldi's 4 year run ) to be a woman, but I wish to submit for early consideration Richard Ayoade as 13.

  • laylaness

    I've come around to Anna Kendrick after (finally) watching Pitch Perfect. She's kinda purty.

  • loo shag brolley
  • Laura

    Is that last picture like a recreation of several 80s movies?

  • Wōđanaz Óðinn

    I think you'll find that Joe Manganiello’s Sweater is called the "reverse" or "late stage" McConaughey.

  • Patti

    Jason Momoa must be auditioning for a Manos Hands of Fate sequel.

  • madderrose74

    He's got Torgo's look nailed from the head up, but he's still working on getting his knees as huge as the role demands.

  • Lisa Bee

    I'm kind of really digging Harry Styles' jacket, though.

  • Sassy Pikachu

    Me too! Though that hair is a terrible mess.

  • TacoBellRey

    I wonder if he would let me wash it?

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    ♝♝♝ ♝♝♝♝♝ ♝♝ᜟ♝♝ ♝♝♝ ♝♝ᜑ♝♝Richard Ayoade will always have the best fro. NO ONE BESTS MOSS.

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